Chapter 2997 The Taste Is a Bit Worse
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"Here's a staff, look carefully, it's not a diamond. ( "" I waved the giant skeleton dragon zz in my hand in front of the little ghost and warned again and again.
"Hey, I'm not blind. Of course I know you can't eat this stuff."
You almost chewed it off just now, I complained silently in my heart. In order to avoid being bitten, I still swallowed the words in my heart. I am not as knowledgeable as this domineering little saint.
"Then just hold it firmly and see what kind of light it emits. It's a little favor like that."
"benefit."
"What?"
"This saint is asking, what are the benefits of doing this? You can understand it as a reward. I just think it's too foreign to say this."
"You were very open-minded when you asked about the benefits. Didn't you just say that you will pay for it after you finish helping me?"
"That's Xiaofan's obligation, okay? It's an obligation that I have to fulfill regardless of whether I help or not. Help counts as something else." The little ghost crossed his arms and said proudly.
I:"……"
I really want to see what kind of face and moral character the guy who raised the originally gentle and innocent little ghost to be so fussy about and loves to take advantage of.
"What do you want? Tell me."
"This saint is sleepy." As she said that, the little ghost yawned, as if she hadn't woken up.
"Then go to bed. You've done me a favor and gone to bed." I secretly made a small calculation, so that I could avoid paying the [obligation] to pay the debt later.
"Who do you think woke up this saint?"
"Yes, I was wrong."
"Apologizing is useless, why should I apologize?"
"Yes, I'll pay. I'll pay, isn't it okay?" Two lines of tiger tears burst out of his eyes. In terms of dominance, the Shuang Na combination was like a scumbag in front of the little ghost.
"In this way, Xiaofan owes me twelve conditions."
"Wait a minute, when and how did it suddenly reach twelve conditions?"
"The obligatory donation, the reward for helping, and the apology for waking up this saint."
"There are only four conditions for the same."
"How about one of the same? Three of the same."
"So that's it. If everyone has to agree to three conditions, then there are indeed twelve." I counted carefully on my fingers. I felt that the little ghost had not deceived me. I felt very relieved. The world was indeed honest. There are so many people.
"Xiaofan, you..." For some reason, the little ghost suddenly became maternal, exuding the warmth and radiance of the Virgin Mary. She hugged me into her arms, gently caressed her head, and tears shone in the corners of her eyes.
"You are such an innocent child. It is better not to go out in the future. What should I do if I am deceived by a bad person?"
"..."
Hey, are you complimenting me? Just take it as such.
"All in all, twelve conditions are too many, let's go to nine, how about nine?" I felt that I couldn't let the little ghost do it, so I started bargaining. If the ten digits were reduced to single digits, it would feel like g Fatty suddenly had a conscience and a wave of free games were only sold as DLC. The value was so high that all he could think about was buy, buy, buy.
"Well, just nine." The little ghost nodded. I was so frightened that I almost dropped my mind. This is unscientific. How could the little ghost be so happy?
"Anyway, Xiao Fan already owes this saint hundreds of thousands of conditions. Nine or twelve are enough."
"When did it become thousands?" I looked shocked.
"Really, I knew Xiaofan would forget it. How about you want me to read it to Xiaofan one by one? Starting from fifteen years ago." As he said that, the little ghost took out a small notebook and opened it. It was densely packed with information. It’s all densely packed with words.
When did you create such a debt book? When I think about it carefully, it seems that I have promised the little ghost a lot of conditions, especially as I get later, I feel more and more debts. Maybe there are thousands of them already.
I wiped my sweat and smiled flatteringly: "Why don't you admit it? Come on, be good, and do me a favor first."
"No, I already owe so much. It's time to use it. Xiaofan must first agree to a condition for this saint."
"What conditions?"
"Uh... well... haha~~~" He yawned again, and he became drowsy when he was invaded by sleep.
"Let's do this...accompany me...to sleep...haha~~~" After saying that, without waiting for my answer, he got into his arms and found the most comfortable position, with his arms like a koala. Hang it around your neck and get ready to sleep.
"Wait a minute, I'm busy now." I rubbed the little ghost's moonlight, dumbfounded.
"No matter." The little ghost's voice was close to talking in his sleep.
"You don't want the offering anymore?"
"..." The silver eyes blinked again and again, making a difficult choice between sleeping and eating. Finally, the little ghost opened his eyes faintly and looked up at me troubledly.
"Xiao Fan is such a bad guy. He puts this saint in such a difficult position. Can't he choose both ways? For example, feed this saint when he is asleep."
"No, no, no, most people can't do this."
“How will you know if you don’t try?”
"Besides, wouldn't you be able to taste the delicious taste of diamonds if you fall asleep?"
"It seems reasonable. Forget it, I will reluctantly accompany the lonely Xiaofan."
"Thank you, Lady Alice, for your great kindness. Anyway, let's test it first. Come on, hold this staff."
"I'm hungry and I don't have the strength to hold it." The little ghost rubbed it in his arms coquettishly.
Diamond, let's go!
After quickly chewing on three cracked diamonds, the little ghost seemed to have regained a little bit of strength. Finally, he stopped being weird and embarrassed. He took the staff and shook it hard.
With a hiss, the staff bloomed with white light.
Damn it! ! !
What is going on? Why is it white light? I originally wanted to use the elimination method to eliminate the sacred attributes first. I didn't expect that the skeleton dragon, an undead creature, would be so interested in the little ghost. What the hell is this guy? Do you have a weird personality and don't take the usual path, or are you seeking your own death?
"What does this mean?" The little ghost looked at the white light of the staff in his hand and asked curiously.
"This means that a giant skeletal dragon wants to be your little brother." I swallowed and said.
"Skeleton dragon? I don't want such an ugly guy, and as a servant, Xiaofan is enough. I don't want anyone else."
After hearing these words, I felt warm in my heart. Although I really wanted the little ghost to know more people and make more friends and be more outgoing, she only recognized me as a person, which brought me a huge sense of satisfaction and accomplishment in terms of exclusivity. These two contradictory feelings make me very confused.
"Forget it, forget it if you don't want it, it's just a test anyway." I held the little ghost in my arms, kissed him, and thought to myself.
In this case, it is necessary to test the Holy Moon Wolf. Forget it, it is not too late to do it after returning home. Find the next target first.
"Hey, I'm here." A moment later, with a little light ghost hanging in my arms, I arrived at the Green Forest Bar.
"Meow meow, the big devil Alice has appeared, meow." Finny came up to greet the little ghost with a smile, but as soon as she saw the little ghost, she turned around and ran away.
"Don't run away, you're the one I'm looking for!" He kept the tearful Feini and gave her a series of tests. As a result, the light also tended to be white, although it was not as dazzling as the little ghost.
I:"……"
At this point, I no longer know how to express my feelings. I can only say that this giant skeleton dragon knows how to play.
"Who else is coming? Forget it, let's test whoever we catch." With a saint lady hanging on my body, I stopped making any plans and could only let it happen.
Then I saw the cute and cute Crystal. This time I held a big bowl of shaved ice and ate it. I said, aren't you afraid of getting a headache?
Although I have already made inferences before, I feel that there is no need to test the dragon again, but I think Crystal should be excluded, because she is an alternative among the dragons. Push forward half a million years, and push back another half a million years. You may never find such a greedy and silly dragon again.
"Crystal, come here, I have something good for you to eat."
"Oh." As soon as she heard there was food, Crystal ran over without thinking. When she saw the little ghost in my arms, she turned around and ran away again without thinking.
Unfortunately, it was too late. The little ghost, who completely ignored Fini, caught Crystal this time.
"Uh-huh." Knocked on Crystal's head, the little ghost seemed to be giving some secret signal. When did this person and the ghost become so tacitly understanding?
Crystal held her head and whined, her whole body trembling. She stuck her butt out and resurfaced the Crystal Dragon's tail that had disappeared due to its transformation into a human form. She pulled out a piece of crystal from it and sent it to him obediently. The little ghost looked at me eagerly.
It felt like what was playing out in front of him was exactly the scenario of a senior senior student bullying and blackmailing a junior junior student.
The little ghost stuffed the crystal fragments offered by the crystal into his mouth and chewed them all under the frightened gaze of the crystal. Every time there was a crunching sound in the mouth, the young body of the crystal trembled with the sound.
"The taste is still too bland." After eating the crystal fragments, the little ghost sighed, his expression suddenly became gentle, and he reached out and touched the crystal's head.
"It seems that's not enough, Crystal, you have to grow up quickly, grow up quickly."
That look was like a rabbit looking at a growing carrot.
"Woo~~~~~~~~~~Owner, it's so scary, Crystal is so scared." Crystal's young heart was hurt by the critical blow, and she finally couldn't help crying and threw herself into my arms, hugging me tightly. Don't let go.
"You are simply the big devil in the family." After watching this scene, I couldn't laugh or cry, and I rubbed the face of the little ghost who also flew towards me.
"No way, who made the crystal look like a diamond and look delicious?"
"Alice is a bad person and a big devil. Crystal will never pay attention to Alice again." Crystal, who was frightened and trembling again, didn't even want the shaved ice, threw it down and ran away holding her head.
I didn’t expect that this foodie would have such a day... (To be continued.) 8