Chapter 3188 Crystal: Report to the Organization, the Dog Food Has Been Turned Over!
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A particularly eye-catching sight seriously interfered with Sarah and I's romance. Seeing that the atmosphere was so good, little Sarah immediately blushed and let me go. She buried her head in my arms again and did not dare to come out. , I glared at the crystal with dissatisfaction, my tiger body trembled, and I wanted to release some domineering energy to scare her away.
"I don't know much about Crystal, whether I like it or not..." Crystal, a melon-eater, said leisurely while holding the jar, ignoring my glare.
"Can it be eaten? Is it delicious? How to eat it?" After saying that, he grabbed a handful of something delicious and stuffed it into his mouth, showing a happy expression that he thought was not inferior to Sarah just now.
"There are a few more tanks at the back of the house, go top them." I waved my hand impatiently at Crystal. Who has time to teach a little kid about love? There is clearly a Cantonese living in this guy's head.
"Oh." She pouted her mouth aggrievedly, and her cheeks bulged angrily again. Crystal obeyed the instructions obediently, walked around the room and came back. There were four more water tanks on her head, and it was now in the form of eight tanks. She has reached the quasi-ultimate body, it depends on whether she dares to continue seeking death.
"Sarah, don't worry about that Crystal guy, just think of her... just like a water tank." I turned around to comfort Sarah who was very shy.
"How is it possible?" The little Loli wife moaned softly in her arms.
"And besides the crystal, everyone must be peeping somewhere. It's so embarrassing that I can't face everyone anymore."
"No such thing, no one except Crystal."
"Really?" Sarah raised her gaze from her arms.
"Sorry, it's fake. Willas and the others in the room can definitely hear it."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.com, Big brother loves to bully people." Sarah buried her head in her chest again, extremely embarrassed.
"But don't worry, if anyone dares to make fun of you, I will bully her and make her shyer than you."
"real?"
"It's absolutely true, he didn't run away."
Sarah finally raised her head with a flushed face and looked at me funny: "No matter what, it's brother you who take advantage."
"As expected of my caring little cotton-padded jacket Sarah, you guessed it right again." I nodded shamelessly and admitted.
"A caring little cotton-padded jacket? This is a strange way of saying it, but it doesn't feel bad. Well, I'll forgive you, big brother."
Saying this, Sarah finally returned to her usual innocent smile, propped up an elbow on my chest, held her chin, and stared at me without blinking.
"I have a feeling that there will be sweet conversations like [I can't get enough of it in a lifetime]."
"You know you want to ruin the atmosphere?" Sarah was amused by my counter-trick. Her little hand came up to pinch my nose, but I tilted my chin up and gently bit her cute pink fingertips in my mouth.
"Here we go again, big brother, it's true." Sarah's face turned red again, but she didn't retract her hand. She was a little shy and watched my every move with a smile. She could still bear this level of intimacy, after all. Not the extremely shy Vilas.
However, confused by the amorous feelings, the atmosphere killer Crystal put his head up again, looked at me, then at Sarah, sucked his index finger into his mouth, licked it, and then asked.
"Master, is it delicious?"
I was so angry that I even wanted to throw the crystal into Guanghan Palace and let her harm the rabbits.
Helplessly letting go of Sarah's fingertips, I glared at her: "What do you think?"
"Yeah, it tastes like chicken." He sucked the crystal on his finger and clicked it a few times. He had endless aftertaste and felt good.
"Hmph, that's so naive, I'm telling you, the tail tastes better."
"Really...really?" As if a door to a new world had opened, Crystal was shocked. She turned around and stared intently at the wolf tail behind her butt. After hesitating three times, she finally reached out and grabbed the tip of the tail. Pull it to your mouth and open your mouth to bite.
"Crystal, you can't eat your tail. Big brother, you really can't make such a joke with Crystal."
I wanted to let Crystal have a taste of the pain of biting her own tail, but kind-hearted Sarah couldn't stand it anymore and quickly stopped her.
Obviously, in Crystal's mind, Sarah's credibility is much higher than that of me as the owner. Just hearing this, she immediately let go of her tail and showed an angry expression: "It turns out that Crystal was cheated. The owner is really a bad person." A super invincible villain who does all kinds of evil, even trying to deceive a pitiful girl like Crystal."
Emma, this guy went back to Dragon Paradise and upgraded. He used to think of himself as a young and ignorant child, but now he has become a pitiful girl.
"Are you too busy now?"
Crystal nodded fiercely. She went crazy playing in Dragon Paradise. After returning to Rogge Camp, she really felt the gap. She couldn't find a playmate and felt lonely.
"Is it more important to eat or play?"
"Eat!" Crystal replied instantly.
"Then did you forget something?"
"What did Crystal forget? It's impossible. Even if he really forgets, it's impossible for the owner to remind him. Crystal's memory is obviously much better than the owner's."
"..." This guy is obviously a fool, but he always hits the pain point, which makes people angry.
"Have you forgotten your favorite refreshing water?" I gritted my teeth and decided not to worry about Crystal for the time being, and sent her away first.
"No, how is that possible? Crystal is not the owner. There are still many in the crystal bag, but they are not given to the owner."
You thought I was going to say something. After hearing this, Shuijing chuckled and took out a jar of pure water. She didn’t even need to mix it with water. She just put her finger in, dipped it in, and licked it. It was like a little junior sister eating honey, because it was all filled with honey. Is it related to idiots? But the little junior sister who is well-behaved and obedient is much cuter than Crystal who is disobedient and likes to criticize me as the owner.
"But you're back, aren't you? Why do you still want to eat yourself?" I looked deep into the distance and hinted wildly that even a person as stupid as crystal should be able to understand.
Sure enough, Crystal, who was licking his fingers, was stunned for a moment, stunned, then quickly put away the refreshing water at a speed that even I couldn't see, and ran out without saying a word.
Oh, wait, where do you want to steal our eight water tanks?
Before I could say anything, Crystal had already run away without a trace. What's even more amazing is that even if she ran so fast, the eight water tanks above her head were still as stable as a mountain, without a drop of water splashing out.
Sarah and I watched silently, looked at each other, and ended up laughing until our stomachs ached.
Oops, it’s no longer possible, the atmosphere was gone due to the idiot Crystal. This guy is definitely an epic atmosphere killer.
However, it’s okay to continue to lie down and bask in the sun, and I have a little beauty to accompany me.
Sarah lay on top of me like a kitten, squinting her eyes, seeming to be sleeping and waking up, enjoying this rare warm moment at the same time.
Hey, why do you say it's rare?
I tilted my head and thought for a while: "Sarah, you rarely seem to be this coquettish. I almost feel lonely."
"Don't always treat me like a child." Sarah gave me a cute look. It seemed that I was also infected by the crystal, and my ability to hit the painful spots with my mouth was improved. Sarah Loli was the most taboo about others saying she was young.
"Even children can act coquettishly. Isn't it normal for a wife to act coquettishly towards her husband? Just like today, you have to learn from Dia and don't be like Vilas, okay."
"Normally, even if I wanted to act like a spoiled child, I wouldn't be able to do it."
"Oh, how do you say this?"
"Really, eldest brother is getting more and more forgetful. Isn't there usually Silus Aikelu? This is their throne."
"Yes...really?"
I was speechless. It seemed like this. Every time I lay down here, the two cuties Sirus and Aikelu would come over. Sometimes I fell asleep and when I opened my eyes, I found that The two princesses were kneeling on the ground, one on the left and the other on my arms, sleeping soundly. I really want to ask them if they can really sleep so soundly in this position? Occasionally, they would bring Little Heitan along with them. As their daughters grew up, they never stopped acting like a spoiled child. Little Sara, a married woman, did not grow up, but she became more and more mature and sensible.
However, Xiao Heitan is now in the Holy See Mountain, and the Twin Princesses have also gone to experience. They are different from other girls, and they also shoulder the important task of revitalizing the priest profession. Akala has high expectations for them, although I want to say that this pot should actually be It's only right to carry it for the little ghost, but considering her awkward character, even Akala, who is eloquent and full of scheming, chose a dog leash... No, it's giving up. At most, it can only be a mascot for people to look up to.
"Ah, brother, were you thinking about something rude just now?" Sarah noticed something sharply, covering her aching heart, and pouted her little mouth in dissatisfaction and asked.
"Absolutely not, I swear to God." Even if I was struck by lightning, I couldn't admit it. Anyway, lightning wouldn't kill me.
"We are husband and wife. I can see what big brother is thinking at a glance." Sarah half warned, half proudly declared sweetly.
"Yes, yes, we are an old married couple, and little Sarah understands me best."
“Don’t say it’s too small, it’s true~~~” Sarah pursed her lips again, and finally couldn’t help but laugh.
"Let's talk about something happy. I told you all about my experience in Dragon Paradise, but you haven't told me about the situation at home during the days I left."
After a small change of topic, Sarah immediately started talking endlessly about the daily routine at home. I also listened to it with great interest. From time to time, I showed a knowing smile and lamented that there was a girl like Vilas taking care of the harmony in this family. Peace too much.
"Ah, right." Sarah suddenly remembered something interesting and took out a large piece of paper from the inventory.
"Dang Dang Dang, big brother, guess what this is?"
"Well, toilet paper?" I tilted my head and saw little Sarah's helpless look.
"Just kidding, let me think about it seriously. Could it be that the paper factory has released a new product?"
"No, no, there are words on it."
"Little Jasmine... has she taken that crooked road again?" I looked shocked. Is the Duke of Beasts, which has been out of print for many years, sweeping the continent again and making countless men howl like wolves?
"Wrong guess, but close to the truth."
"Then I really can't guess. Lady Sarah, please make sure to let me know clearly."
"Obviously it was my elder brother who gave Grandma Akara the idea and suggestion, but now I can't remember it."
"What suggestions did I give you?" After thinking about it seriously, I looked surprised: "Do you think this is a newspaper?"
"Finally I guessed it right." Sarah smiled crisply and quickly kissed me on the cheek, showing a proud look: "This is all the result of big brother."
"Oh, I don't dare to take it seriously. In fact, Grandma Akara has had similar thoughts for a long time. It's just that the past few years were turbulent and no one thought about it. No one thought about it, right? Now it's finally a lot more stable, so I have some free time. Do this."
I shook my head, not daring to take credit. This was not a novel idea. Perhaps before the invasion of hell, the Dark Continent already had something similar. It wasn’t that I couldn’t think of it or that it couldn’t be done, but that the time hadn’t come yet and the material needs were still far away. If we are far from being blessed, how can we talk about spiritual needs?
"Anyway, it's Big Brother's idea, I agree."
"Yes, yes, Lady Sarah is right." Seeing Sarah's willful and proud face, I couldn't help but nodded my head with laughter, and my heart was full of happiness. Besides, the coquettish and willful Sarah Loli is becoming increasingly rare. .
"Come, let me see what it says?"
Turning sideways, Sarah turned half of her body from me and rested her head on my arm. We both held newspapers and read them together. I also took the opportunity to secretly kiss Sarah on her little mouth. Well, this is it. The so-called upgraded version of Hongxiu Tianxiang.
Perhaps they have really accepted many of my suggestions. The format of the newspaper is similar to that of newspapers in the original world. It is a large page and is divided into several sections. The five characters of Alliance Weekly in the single header are particularly conspicuous.
"Because it is run by Rogge Camp, most people call it Rogge Weekly, which makes it more friendly." Sarah pursed her lips and explained with a smile: "And because I don't know who made the news that it was the big brother's idea, That’s why some people call it Savior’s Weekly.”
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