Chapter 3271 The Skeleton Dragon: What Should I Do if I Enter the Wrong Toilet? It’s Very Urgent!
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"Well, the first stop is still the old place. Let's choose the Land of Bones. After all, it's the place I'm most familiar with. Let's see what changes there are in the Land of Bones first."
The cold war between the evil dragon Lena and Ava'er can't last forever. I shut up and let them stare at each other. Sure enough, it won't take long for these two girls with full personalities to die down. Although There is still nothing to communicate with each other, at least we can talk properly.
"Is it that messy patchwork again?"
When she heard that it was a giant skeleton dragon, the evil dragon Rena was a little unhappy. As a proud dragon, she was very disdainful and even annoyed at the strange skeleton dragon that was made up of countless bones. She did not call the clan members. It would have been merciful for the air force to tear this false dragon into pieces that had brought shame to the dragon clan.
"I almost forgot, it seems that as long as you and Aikarai go there, it will hide."
When the evil dragon Lena complained, I remembered this setting. Probably the skeleton dragon knew that he was an impostor, so he had no choice but to give in when faced with a real dragon whose strength was far lower than his own. Every time the evil dragons Leina and Aikarai came, it would hide its face and go away, unable to see the Dongjiang elders.
"Right, so even if we go, we probably won't be able to collect much information."
"But I'm not very familiar with other areas. If I break into a dangerous place, it's better for me to go alone, but you two will be very troublesome."
"What are you doing, are you underestimating my strength? I won't hold you back."
The evil dragon Lena was very confident. Ava'er knew that she was the weakest among the three and had the weakest ability to protect herself, so she silently took out the Eye of Palukia, which was a good thing for hiding her aura. In addition, her own sense of existence is weak. As long as she is not a monster with strong perception, she really cannot be found below the realm of transcendence. We also relied on these to successfully pass through the dangerous areas and sneak into Lord Luna. There, so this trembling angel is of little use in fighting, but it still has the ability to protect itself. Compared with her, I am more worried about the bad-tempered evil dragon Lena.
"By the way, where is your artifact necklace that conceals your identity? Where did it go?"
"Give it back." Evil Dragon Reina shrugged.
"What?" I couldn't hold my forehead. I originally thought the necklace was still on her body, so I was so relieved to let her follow her, but I didn't expect it to be returned. Once in danger, what can this guy do to get rid of a powerful enemy?
"Don't underestimate us dragons. We have more treasures and more tricks than you think." Seeing the disappointed expression on my face, the evil dragon Reina felt as if she had been underestimated and shouted angrily.
"I know you dragons have a lot of treasures, but you can't use them, right?"
"Who said that? I just can't help you. If you protect yourself, there shouldn't be any... problem, right?"
"If you can do this, wouldn't you be able to run to the monster's lair, wait for the opponent to attack you, and take out your treasure to kill the enemy in the name of self-protection?"
"This...maybe." Evil Dragon Lena was stunned. It turned out that she could help the alliance in this way?
"Perhaps you are too big and it's obvious that you can't do it. Don't treat the Dragon King as a fool." I said angrily with a flick of my fingers on her forehead.
"Damn it, you dare to try playing again, and..." Covering her forehead, the evil dragon Reina showed a sly look: "Don't just call the dragon king at will, you have to know that kind of existence, maybe you can sense it, just in case If it really hears you and thinks you’re calling it a fool, you’re doomed.”
"No way." I was shocked: "There's nothing wrong with calling him Dragon King. Doesn't it mean that you have to name him before the other party can sense it? There should be quite a few people discussing Dragon King every day. If you call him that, he would be able to detect it. Come, isn’t it very busy?”
"Huh huh huh, that's not certain. Normal guys' calls are definitely blocked casually, but you guy, even in the eyes of our giant dragon, is not a small person. You might get special attention, so It’s better to be careful.”
"Okay, what you said makes sense." I pinched my chin and nodded in agreement. I didn't expect that this little female dragon would occasionally give pertinent words. When I came back to my senses, I found that the evil dragon Lena was gone. The aura circled behind him, and he hid for some reason, and then...
"The Dragon King is a fool, the Dragon King is a fool, and the Dragon King is a loser."
"Pfft!!!" I spurted out a mouthful of blood. Without any time to think about it, I quickly turned around and covered the little mouth of the evil dragon Lena.
"You, do you want to kill me?" I now understand that this guy didn't mean to remind me at all, but wanted to remind me to harm me later.
"Wuwuwu~~~" The evil dragon Leina, whose mouth was covered by me, whimpered a few times, her dark and bright eyes filled with a smile of success.
"Elder, please calm down. If you just call the Dragon King, the other party will not be able to sense it." Just when I was about to pee out of fear, fearing that the Dragon King would suddenly press down a finger and crush me to death like an ant, Ai Wa'er couldn't stand it anymore. Sound reminder.
"So that's what happened, thank you, I almost fell into the trap of this little female dragon." Between Aiwa'er and the evil dragon Reina, of course I chose to believe Aiwa'er's words, and my brain became angry after hearing this. Feeling hot, he raised his hand and slapped the evil dragon Reina on the butt several times.
"You... you you you... you guy, how dare you..." The evil dragon Rena was unexpectedly attacked. She was ashamed and angry, her face turned red, she pointed at me tremblingly, and was about to pounce on me. Fight me hard.
"Whether you are leaving or not, one day will pass if you continue to make trouble. If it is because of this that you have been unable to launch an investigation, then I suggest you group up. There is no other way but to separate you two." Right here. At this time, Aiwa'er continued to speak, and the cold words were like a splash of cold water. The evil dragon Leina immediately bit her lip, gave up playing, and stared at Aiwa'er.
"You have a wonderful idea. Don't think that I don't know what crooked ideas you, the cunning angel, are planning."
"That's really ugly to say. I'm just doing business and telling the truth. Angels always give priority to completing tasks, and they are not as casual as dragons."
"That's why having a rigid and unkind personality makes people annoying, isn't it?"
"Speaking of being annoying, you don't seem qualified to criticize us. At least we still have many believers in the world."
"It's just that you were deceived by your appearance."
"If guiding people to do good and advocating fairness and justice is considered deception, what does the dragon's violence and selfishness count?"
"What did you say? Who is being violent and selfish? We dragons are also welcome!"
"Hey, I know that you are very popular in Demon King Village. I know this very well, so how about a competition? Let's aim at Demon King Village and see who has a better image in everyone's mind? "
Leona was about to blurt out, it was a competition to see who was afraid of whom, but the little sense she had left allowed her to swallow the words.
She still has this self-knowledge. Even in the Demon King Village, they will definitely not be able to defeat the angels. There is no way, the appearance and temperament of those stinky angels are too confusing, and they have been operating in the Dark Continent for countless years, and they have long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. What about the dragon? In the eyes of most people, he is still an evil being who is willful, doesn't take anyone seriously, and spits fire whenever he disagrees.
"Okay, you two, I think it's you two who need to separate. Do you want to get down to business? I'm going to leave you and set off." Seeing Ai Wa'er urging us to get down to business quickly, I ended up talking to Evil Dragon Lei. Na quarreled, and I felt dark about this investigation.
"It's not all because of you. What happened just now, don't think that I will let you off easily. I will settle the score with you when I get back."
The evil dragon Lena was still thinking about the spanking I had just done. At this time, she decisively took out a small notebook and wrote down what happened a few minutes ago. She is such a carefree guy. Who did she learn from such a bad character? Coming?
"Hey, where are we going?" Seeing me burying my head in silence without saying a word, after a while, the evil dragon Rena became restless again.
"Didn't I tell you? Go to the Land of Bones."
"You idiot, can you understand human speech?"
"Of course I can understand human speech, just don't speak dragon language to me."
"I can't wait to burn you to death." Evil Dragon Rena pointed at me angrily: "Didn't I just say that? The giant skeleton dragon will definitely avoid us and won't be able to collect any information."
"I know, don't treat me like a goldfish. If you can't collect it, just don't collect it. Let's pass by and collect it in other areas. If you hadn't returned the necklace, why would I have chosen such a conservative route? Brother, back then When the pig was rushing forward, you were still...you hadn't appeared in front of me yet." I want to say that you were not born when I was reckless, uncle, and it felt wrong, so I had to adapt to circumstances.
"They say I have the ability to protect myself."
"If you had the ability to protect yourself, you wouldn't have been spanked by me just now."
"What did you say?" Seeing that I dared to expose my shortcomings, the evil dragon Leina jumped three feet high and wanted to settle accounts with me.
"Elder, are you thirsty? Drink some water." Ai Wa'er suddenly handed over a glass of water, oh oh, is she really planning to have a good relationship with me? Could it be that there is something going on this time?
I happily took the cup and drank it in one gulp. Well, the taste was a bit strange, but it quenched my thirst. Being with the evil dragon Lena, I had to drink ten more glasses of water a day.
I opened my mouth and was about to praise Aiwa'er and step on the evil dragon Lena, but I suddenly found that I couldn't make a sound.
"???" I gestured with my hands and gestured to Aiwa'er and Dragon Reina in a panic.
"Sorry, the water just now was used to seal the elder's ability to speak. It will be effective for about an hour and will be cured soon." Aiwa'er explained calmly.
"!!!" Ai Wa'er, you are such a bold and cunning person, how dare you harm me! I just wanted to praise you! Wait and see if I don't transform into the Saint Moon Wise Wolf to play tricks on you!
I couldn't speak, I could only stare at Aiwa'er, wondering why she did this.
"This is also to improve efficiency. If you don't do this, you two will quarrel all the way and it will be endless."
Damn it, so it’s my fault, give the water to the trouble-making dragon Rena!
Reading my eyes, Aiwa'er shook her head: "There's no way, she definitely doesn't know how to drink, so I can only aggrieve the elder."
So I’m easier to bully, right? What a shame for Leona!
"Besides, the elder can't speak in his bear-man transformation. I think the elder should be more accustomed to it. Normal people would definitely be troubled if they couldn't speak rashly. The elder should be better."
I'm not good at all, bastard. Although the cosplay bear can't speak, it still has a wooden sign. I... Huh? Wooden sign?
I tilted my head and thought for a moment, then raised a wooden sign with shock on my face.
[So it turns out, the main body can actually speak with wooden signs! 】
"You're so shocked, this is a natural thing." Evil Dragon Lena couldn't help complaining.
[I just like shock, it’s none of your business! 】
"I just like to take care of you, what can you do to me?"
I...eh, no, wait, I was fooled!
Just when I was about to hold up the wooden sign and argue with the evil dragon Rena, I suddenly discovered her sinister intentions. This guy actually wanted to waste my precious wooden sign!
You know, these wooden signs were made by me in the camp, hiding in an unknown corner, sweating, cutting down one tree after another, then sawing them into sections, and then cut them into pieces of appropriate size, and took them I cut the dagger into a neat shape bit by bit, nailed the wooden handle, and polished the writing side. Finally, I applied a layer of oil and let it dry before I was done. It can be said that every wooden sign is full of my own hard work. How can you waste your sweat on this guy!
Forget it, I'll tolerate you!
After seeing through the evil dragon Leina's plot, I put away the wooden sign I was about to take out, then picked up the wasted pieces, opened my bow from left to right, and knocked Eva'er on the head with an expressionless face. The shaking M angel holds his head and screams.
Let you ban me! Do you think you are the monkey mountain manager?
I have to say that although Aiwa'er's method is disgusting, it is indeed effective. Without arguing with the evil dragon Reina, our speed suddenly accelerated a lot, and soon we entered the land of bones. In other words, could the evil dragon and I The bad relationship between Lena can only be separated temporarily by using the Great Speech Spell?
Who can tell me what sins I did in my previous life, and where did I offend her?
There is an unusual aura permeating the land of bones. I can’t tell what it is. In short, it feels different from when I usually come here. It’s obviously because of something wrong.
However, with the presence of the evil dragon Lena, the owner here is unwilling to show up. It is not easy to investigate clearly.
"As long as I'm here, I don't dare to show up to the other side." As if seeing through my thoughts, the little female dragon raised her breasts high and declared proudly.
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, a mist of the undead came from the dark side in front, and then, the terrifying huge body of the giant skeleton dragon, which was a kilometer long, including its tail, appeared shockingly from the mist.
The face was slapped, but I had no time to complain about the evil dragon Lena, and quickly prepared for battle. What happened to the Skeleton Brothers today? It seemed like something was wrong.
Something was very wrong. The giant skeletal dragon came out of the mist with great momentum and was about to show off its power. Its empty eyes shining with scarlet light glared at us. When it saw me, it was stunned. Then it saw the evil dragon Lena. His scarlet eyes suddenly condensed, his tail was clamped, and with a gloomy attitude like "I'm sorry I entered the wrong toilet", while we were stunned, he ran away without a trace in an instant with the overwhelming mist of the undead.
What's wrong? Seeing this guy appear with such an aggressive momentum, I thought it was stimulated by something and wanted to fight with us, but I didn't expect this kind of divine unfolding...
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