Chapter 3335 Beansa: I Brought Mushrooms to Everyone
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Hey, this is what I am...
Rubbing my sleepy eyes, I looked around blankly.
It seems to be...the bow of the Holy See Mountain. Did you fall asleep here last night? What on earth have I done?
I held my chin and thought deeply for a moment, and finally remembered that last night I was standing here looking at the scenery, and Tamoya came, and then I invited her to have a drink with me regardless of life and death, even though it was the wine that Bisi made specially for me so that I would not get drunk. That's right.
But...it will increase the amount of drinking.
God knows what the structure of Tamoya and my king's stomachs is, maybe there is a fourth-dimensional hole inside.
Rubbing his half-closed eyes, he yawned and stretched to sit up. The blanket covering him naturally slipped down to his legs.
Hey, blanket? Did Tamoya cover it for me?
I scratched my head, wondering why I slept here. Although it was a bit embarrassing for a grown man to say this, with Emperor Wu's considerate care, logically speaking, if I fell drunk and fell here, what would happen to her? He will also carry me home on his back.
Are you afraid of waking me up?
In the end, I could only come up with this reason. Anyway, after several rounds of sweeps, the area around the Holy See Mountain is very safe. Even ordinary people will not encounter danger as long as they stay too far away from the Holy See Mountain, just like the area around Rogge Camp. Besides, Well, I am not an ordinary person. Even if I throw myself into the land of bones, nothing will happen.
Of course, forget it at the doorstep of the Four Demon Kings.
I lifted the animal skin blanket off my legs and after thinking about it, I couldn't help but put it to my nose and sniff it.
Well, it's Lord Martial Emperor's breath. It's fragrant. In addition, it seems to have a residual warmth that doesn't belong to you. Hey, doesn't belong to you?
I was in a daze, and just about to turn my brain to sort out this clue, I saw a piece of paper from the corner of my eye, pressed under the cup at hand.
When I picked it up, I saw Tamoya's handwriting: Xiongta, I saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I didn't ask you to get up. I went back first. When you get up, remember not to be in a daze and come back immediately to avoid worrying everyone.
Um……
Uh-huh……
Hmm hmm...
I pinched my chin, made a grunting sound, and fell into deep thought for a long time.
This note, which seems normal at first glance... seems to contain a lot of information.
wake me up? She goes back first?
Do these two sentences mean that Tamoya stayed with me here all night? It's not that I was careless and left me here to sleep alone, but she also came with me?
Look at the soft animal blanket that was lifted aside. It's a big bed. It's a bit luxurious for one person to cover it, but it's just right for two people to cover it.
Thinking again of the waves of residual warmth that did not belong to me just now...
I clapped my hands, and a sharp light flashed in the corner of my eyes. Yes, there is only one truth, and I have already seen the ending.
Tamoya also slept in. She just woke up and that was it.
As for sharing the same bed, please, Lord Wu Emperor and I are good buddies. Isn't this a normal thing? Even the shaky angel princess who is always at odds with her has slept together on the same blanket (a pair of wings?). When going out, there are inevitably various aspects that need to be overcome together, such as gender barriers. Don't worry about the details. .
Then, there were many, many empty wine jars. Tamoya and I drank a lot last night.
Patting the back of my head, I turned over and got up handsomely. First, I put away the blanket and returned it to Tamoya later. Then, these empty wine jars and wine glasses were scattered on the floor, which had a bad impact.
I packed up in a blink of an eye and was about to go back to the Demon King Village to avoid the little foxes and the others from worrying. Suddenly, a shadow rushed towards me with a tiger-like head. When it saw me, it swooped down.
Usually the only person who can do this kind of thing is that idiot and cute foodie named Crystal, but the figure in front of me has long straight black hair that I love so much. He is also dressed in cool black clothes and wears a The black single eye patch in the style of a pirate captain brings a chuuni style to your face.
And there is also a huge chest... Ahem, I'm wrong, the junior sister still has a bit of breast milk, about the same as Sarah.
That's right, I haven't seen this for a while, my little junior sister Bei Ansha?
"Brother!"
When we were still ten meters away, Beansa swooped down and hit the center of the basket accurately. His extraordinarily petite and slender body was held in my arms.
"Beansa, where have you been during this time? I miss you so much." I touched the long, supple black hair, and couldn't help but rub it on Beansa's cool, soft face. After a while, junior sister's energy is greatly replenished.
"Beansa, I miss my senior brother too."
The little junior sister raised her head from her arms, looked at me with her dark eyes without blinking, and said forcefully, "The cute eye patch, cute face, and cute black twin tails are like sharp arrows, accurate." It hit my target without fail.
I really want to hold such a cute little junior sister in my arms and never let go for the rest of my life.
"You, don't be invisible all the time and show your face occasionally. I will worry about you."
If there are rumors about the Seven Mysteries in Holy See Mountain like Camp Rogge, I think Beansa’s existence will definitely be on the list.
She is dressed in a cool, eye-catching black style and has a frosty attitude towards everyone (except me). She is like a vigilant puppy that will not eat food given by anyone except its owner. She appears to have a presence. It is full of emotions and will be unforgettable once you have seen it.
However, among this strong sense of existence, there is also an extremely contradictory sense of thin existence. Many residents of the Demon King Village, including the Demon King Army, have seen it several times, but it is said that they are never able to describe Beansa. He even often forgets the existence of Beansha. If it weren't for the extremely slender girl's delicate body held in his arms at this moment, with a very soft, warm and real touch, I would have doubted Beansha's existence. Could Ansha's true body be a ghost?
Well, those guys must have started to suffer from Alzheimer's disease. You see, adventurers who can be promoted to the pseudo-realm and realm level are already quite young, aren't they? Otherwise, how could I not remember Beansha's appearance and existence? My idiot little junior sister is so cute and has such a strong sense of presence.
"Yes." In response to my instructions, the junior sister nodded vigorously again.
"Beansha, I went back to find my sister. I spent a lot of time and missed my senior brother, so I came here." The young junior sister with a cool expression said matter-of-factly.
"I like hearing this. Come back with me. At this time, you can still have a hot breakfast. Beansa must be hungry too, right?"
I held the little junior sister's hand and was about to take her home. Unexpectedly, after taking a few steps, I suddenly found that I couldn't hold her anymore.
Looking back, Biansha shook his head slightly and bit his lower lip, looking reluctant.
"Beansa, you don't like crowded places. As long as you are with your senior brother, it doesn't matter to others."
Although the withdrawn nature of the little junior sister gave me a headache, she was like a little ghost II, but there is no doubt that this sentence hit my target again.
"I really can't do anything about you. This won't work in the future. I need to make more friends. You know, I have a student who used to be like you. She couldn't even speak. Then I asked her to make a hundred friends. You Guess what, she made tens of thousands of friends in just one year, far exceeding my expectations. Then she also spoke fluently, and her sentences were very precise and standard. It was as if she had measured them with a ruler. She had never More than four words..."
I started talking, and Beansa, who had a cool expression on his face, widened his eyes under my deception, and gradually showed an OAO shocked expression. He was as cute as Quincy and as cute as Harman.
If ants can be considered friends, there are indeed tens of thousands of them. I am not lying. I am not lying to my cute little junior sister at all.
Seeing the shocked and admiring look from Beansa, I felt so satisfied that I waved my hand.
"If you don't come back, you won't come back. Come on, let's get something to eat."
"Senior brother, Beansha has been prepared and has brought delicious food." The little junior sister pulled my sleeves and asked for credit.
"Oh oh oh, you are indeed the junior sister of my druid Wu Fan. You are fully prepared. Take it out quickly."
Then, the junior sister brought up a bag of mushrooms: "Senior brother, look, these are the most powerful mushrooms in history that Beansha cultivated! One of a kind!"
I:"……"
Who can tell me why it is not the most delicious but the strongest?
"Then...this is a very precious mushroom. It's better to leave it to your sister. Doesn't she like eating mushrooms very much?"
"Yes, I like it the most, but she is asleep now and there are still more mushrooms, so I brought them to my senior brother."
No need, wait until she wakes up before eating!
I angrily lifted the coffee table of my soul, but I still kept a smile on my face, and my heart was very tired.
It's not that I want to impress Beansha, but the so-called strongest mushroom she took out, even through a thick layer of bags, you can see an ominous dark aura, crawling crazily from inside. Come out and condense into ferocious skulls in the air.
I subconsciously touched my stomach, my Adam's apple bulged, and I swallowed hard.
Can my body really bear it?
Although it's very rude, I really want to ask, Beansa, did your sister fall asleep because she ate the mushrooms you gave her?
"Cough...cough, mushrooms, of course mushrooms are good. I also like to eat mushrooms, but mushrooms alone are a bit too monotonous. Let's add something else."
My plan was to get some other food and then silently marginalize the mushrooms, pretending they never existed, ideologically obliterating these scary mushrooms.
"Add something else, Beansa has already prepared it." Like Doraemon, Beansa raised the jar of honey high.
Yes, I know, Beansa likes to eat honey and meat buns the most. I know it clearly, but why can't I stop two lines of tears from bursting out of my eyes and flowing down?
In the end, he still couldn't defeat Beansa, who was as enthusiastic as an insurance salesman, so he decided to have strange mushrooms roasted by bees for breakfast.
To my grandma in heaven, please prepare lunch for me.
I have no idea how I fell down. In my memory, I and Beansa built a bonfire together, skewered mushrooms, brushed them with honey, and grilled and grilled. I still remember that Beansa praised that the heat was perfect. There is always no fire there.
Then, she diligently handed over a bunch of mushrooms. After that, the memory was fragmented. Whenever she tried to recall the taste of mushrooms, a sharp pain came from her brain, as if she was resisting this happening.
What about Beansa?
I looked around, but apart from the embers of the bonfire, I didn't see Beansa. On the contrary...
The little fox stood in front of me with his hands on his hips, angrily like a tigress.
"You bad guy, didn't Tamoya tell you to come back early? You're so good, you're sleeping like a dead pig."
"Misunderstanding." I stretched out my palm towards the little fox. I felt that no matter what I said, nothing could be explained faster than using actual actions. When I saw the bonfire, Beansa also thoughtfully left a bunch for me, and I handed it over. To the little fox.
"You'll know the reason after you eat it."
"Huh? Tell you, don't try to get away with it easily. Do you know how worried everyone is about you? They thought you were taken away by a monster. Really. Of course, this Tianhu has no idea at all. A fool like you was taken away by a monster. Let the monster take it away."
The little fox was arrogant and bit down without any precautions.
Then, her whole body seemed to have been greatly traumatized, her body trembled violently, her pupils still maintained a proud color, and she fell down softly.
Being prepared, I took a step forward, hugged her, spanked her little buttocks, and rubbed her furry fox tail and ears which felt great. She deserved a spanking for daring to doubt her husband.
Then, he couldn't help but kiss the little fox's lips. In an instant, his brain buzzed, his body shook violently like a pile driver, and he fell down with the little fox in his arms.
When I woke up, the little fox and I had returned home and were being scolded by Tamoya.
"Really, Xiong Ta, you are too troublesome. Didn't I ask you to come back early? Lucia, you too, obviously went to call Xiong Ta, but ended up falling asleep with him hugging each other. Although around the Holy See Mountain It’s very safe, but you can’t be so careless, and it’s...still..."
As he spoke, Master Wu Di blushed a little, but he couldn't say the sentence "and they were still shamelessly sleeping with their bodies close to each other, lips touching lips".
"All in all, this is wrong. It took me and the others to find you two and carry them back. Don't cause trouble to everyone at this time, you know?"
"I know." The little fox and I bowed our heads honestly.
Huh? That's all I want, why does the little fox...could she be broken too? In order not to recall the smell of mushrooms, I automatically deleted the memory of the first few seconds.
The mushrooms cultivated by Beansa are really terrifying, they are simply devil-level mushrooms.
"Ah, by the way, where is Beansha? Is she back?" I looked around, but there was no sign of my junior sister.
"Biansha? Is she back? We haven't seen her."
"She's back, I saw her." He added in his mind and brought mushrooms for everyone.
"Maybe she doesn't want to show up in front of us. She only kisses you."
Tamoya said regretfully, everyone likes this cute and cool little junior sister, but she is more difficult to deal with than the little ghost. At least for my sake, the little ghost will fight with me in order not to embarrass me. Everyone was talking and laughing, but Beansa was indifferent and carefree.
I was disappointed and sighed. Didn't you already agree that you would stay with me for a little longer?
Of course, forget about those mushrooms that are considered to be the devil's level. I really don't want to eat them a second time. In order to prevent Beansa from suddenly coming up with something weird, I decided to always have Veras brand meat buns in my inventory in the future...
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