Chapter 3425: Dragon-Style Entertainment
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"How do you spend a long life?" Evil Dragon Lena was a little stunned, not understanding why I suddenly asked such a strange question.
"Just think that I'm interested and want to study it." I thought about it for a while, and finally my face turned thin and I was too embarrassed to use Lilith as a shield.
"Why should I answer you?"
"Don't be so stingy." Seeing the reluctant look on the part of the evil dragon Reina, I became even more enthusiastic.
"Why why? Are you being stingy if you don't answer?"
"I asked sincerely."
"Then I don't have to tell you mercifully."
"To prevent the world from being destroyed."
"ha?"
"No, it's nothing..." Sure enough, people from other worlds don't understand this trick, so that's fine.
"Anyway, seeing how you are hesitating, it must be a difficult topic to discuss."
"It's not to the point where it's unspeakable, but can't your idiot's brain turn around on its own? I just said you were stupid, and you really showed it to me?" Probably because you don't want to argue on this topic. After going down, the evil dragon Leina rolled her eyes, feeling a little helpless.
"That is to say, I am still a little... um, embarrassed? Let me think about it, did you fall asleep?"
"One of the answers." Sure enough, Evil Dragon Lena turned her face slightly, a little embarrassed.
"Where are the other answers?" Naturally, this answer didn't satisfy me. I couldn't sleep in the testing world for a year.
"Didn't I tell you the answer just now?"
"Is it about the elder dragon you gave an example?"
"That's about it."
"What? It turns out that I'm still in a daze, passing the time by being in a daze."
"I'm not as stupid as you!" Evil Dragon Leina couldn't help but angrily yelled at me. It's just that maybe because she was hugged before, she wasn't as tit-for-tat as before. Instead, she felt soft. It was my misunderstanding. What?
"We are not just in a daze. According to the personality and preferences of the headless dragon, most of us are thinking about something in our minds. Unlike you humans, because we have a long lifespan, the things we think about are more general and huge. , for example...how did God create this world?"
"Eh~~~" Everyone sighed in unison, with an unknown feeling.
"Actually, thinking about this kind of thing is no different from being in a daze."
"I just gave an example, there are many more." Sensing everyone's reactions, in order to maintain the dignity of the dragon clan, the evil dragon Rena blushed and tried to explain.
"For example, we dragons can use our powerful mental power to simulate battles in our minds, similar to the mermaid's dream realm, except that there is no delay time effect. Of course, since we have a long life, we don't care. This is good, right? Well, at least I won’t destroy it randomly.”
"To put it simply, he has a great imagination."
"I think you want to make a hole in your brain, right?" The stimulation was too much, and the evil dragon Rena shook me by the skirt of my clothes and threatened me.
"Okay... ahem, it's forbidden to abuse the wounded. Anyway, apart from sleeping and being in a daze as you just mentioned, is there any other way to pass the long time?"
"It's nothing. If I have to say it, it is to reduce the perception of the outside world. You can think of it as half asleep, or half in a daze."
Sure enough, this method is the blunting of the six senses I just mentioned.
"But, the reaction is very slow in this state. What if we encounter danger?"
“Just switch back at any time.”
"Can I switch at any time?"
"Don't underestimate the perception ability of our giant dragon. Although the body is huge, it has a very delicate and sharp intuition, the most powerful intuition in the three realms."
"But this is strange, isn't it? If your perception of the outside world is obviously reduced, won't your intuition also be reduced?"
"Generally speaking."
"Then the question is, how did you switch?"
"Hey, you're so annoying. I've never done any research on this kind of thing. How do I know? I have to say it's a natural ability."
"How can I awaken this strange ability?"
"I'm telling you, you're here to make me angry today, right?" She let out a long sigh, facing my curious baby's expression, the evil dragon Reina was a little helpless.
"How do I know? I can only think that those tribesmen who are not good at passing time have been eliminated."
Oh, I see, it turns out that giant dragons also fit the theory of evolution.
"That's why we said, we don't like to deal with you humans." The evil dragon Reina muttered in a low voice as if subconsciously.
"Why?" Although I didn't get the answer that was helpful to me, I was very interested in this topic.
"Because, your human lifespan is too short. Leaving aside the sad things like life and death that you have to face in the blink of an eye, because your lifespan is short, you care more about every minute and every second, even to the point of careful calculation, and You humans will feel that time is extremely long when you are together. If you develop your habits and can't change them, it will be over."
"Does it really feel too long and boring to stay with us?"
We looked at each other in confusion. We usually get along with the evil dragon Lena and the others, but we didn’t realize that there was such a blind spot. It makes sense if we think about it carefully. If the dragons lived like us humans, in tens of thousands of years, I’m afraid Be crazy.
"This...this." Evil Dragon Rena's face turned slightly red for some reason, her dark eyes rolled around, and she suddenly put her hands on her hips and responded angrily.
"For the time being... not yet. It won't feel long, and it won't be boring. After all... After all, we have only been together for a short while. How can we draw conclusions so quickly, how can we have feelings so quickly, right? ...Of course, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about being with Vilas and the others. If I stay with a guy like you for even one minute longer, I'll be pissed to death. It'll never be long! It won't last forever! , it’s all boring, follow me and remember it carefully.”
"Oh...ohhhh!"
Before I could say anything, the girls smiled and exclaimed.
"Tsundere."
"Yes, she is tsundere."
"Is this what adults usually call a model tsundere?"
"Forget it about Linya and Sarah, why are you, Vilas... so angry that I ignore you?"
Seeing that Veras, the usually gentle and bully little dog, was bullying her in turn, the evil dragon Rena stamped her feet angrily and strode away with a red face. Of course, in our eyes, it looked more like running away.
"Look at you, even a sharp-tongued guy like the evil dragon Lena is pissed off by you."
When I came back to my senses, I clicked my tongue. Linya Xiaonizi became more and more naughty and her mouth became more and more ungrateful. Not surprisingly, Sara also doubled her fighting power. What was even more unexpected was that Xiaonizi, who was usually bullied, Dogs can actually turn against an army. This is the main reason why the Little She-Dragon was sunk.
The kind and simple Vilas was shy, guilty, and showed an uneasy expression. On the other hand, Linya and Sarah did not seem to reflect at all, but instead snickered even more.
"Brother Wu, you seem to be... special... special to Reina recently..." Xiao Nizi hesitated, showing a look that you know.
"I also discovered that my eldest brother has become gentler to Reina recently."
Sarah was direct, I was furious, catch this little angel loli, my cute and well-behaved little Sarah, how could you be so naughty, come here, I will take off your clothes and see through your true face!
Of course, I was joking. After giving little Sarah a few slaps on the buttocks, I coughed a few times and prepared to explain.
"What's so strange? I just don't want to fight with that little female dragon. Even if I can win now, it will be a weak victory. After all, she doesn't dare to attack me no matter what."
"Is it possible that Brother Wu misses the days when Reina used to do things to you?"
I:"……"
Linya silently curled her fingers, and lightly stuck out her tongue. She stood up pitifully, with her back to me, slightly bent her knees, raised her round and plump buttocks, her tearful eyes seemed to be Say, Brother Wu, please be gentle.
Then Princess Sanwu, who was sitting in the corner and peered over here, seemed to have new inspiration. The right hand holding the quill turned into countless afterimages, and she kept writing.
Ah, my heart is so tired, I want to hold you tight.
Sa Qili walked in and happened to see me hugging Xiao Heitan tightly, seeking spiritual comfort.
"I said that's enough, little brother, go and hold Sarah, Lilith still has to study."
"What's wrong? It's only for a day or two, but you can't bear to leave Aunt Qili?"
"Who said one or two days, it's been one, two, three, four, four days!" The camp witch angrily pointed her four fingers at me to show the seriousness of the matter.
"Lilith hasn't trained for four full days. What should I do if she deteriorates?"
Sa Qili didn't know how much I missed the girls after spending forty years in the testing world, so I wasn't angry at what she said, but laughed.
"Okay, okay, I get it. It's only four days. Don't fool me, Aunt Qili. I used to lie in the hospital bed for ten and a half days without any deterioration, let alone my genius little Hei Tan."
"You even brought up your previous [great achievements] to make excuses, but you must not teach Lilith bad and learn your death-defying style of sudden advancement."
"It feels like Aunt Qili, you care about Xiao Heitan more than I do. Is this my daughter or your daughter? I can't tell."
"That's not easy. Just think of Lilith as your daughter, right?"
There was an intoxicating voice coming from outside, and when I turned around, I saw that Aikalay and her sister, another Lilith, appeared.
As mature women, Aikalayi and Sa Qili have many common topics and have a good relationship. After making such a joke, Sa Qili immediately spat. She is indeed a camp witch. Faced with such sharp complaints, she immediately Launched a counterattack.
"Aikarai, which Lilith are you talking about? I think you want to share a sister with your little brother."
The sparks that burst out from the confrontation between two charming women were too much for me to bear, not because of the secret relationship between Aikalay and I that could not be exposed for the time being, but because of those last words.
Aunt Qili, be careful what you say, be careful what you say, what does it mean to share a sister? How much inspiration and subject matter do you want to provide Princess Sanwu? Be careful that one day she will include you in it.
No, it seems to be too late. It seems that we have seen female supporting characters who look like Sa Qili in many series.
I called Lilith over and asked her to play with Little Heitan and the Twin Princesses, so as not to hear some too explosive conversations that would pollute their young and pure hearts. I pulled Sarah into a hug and continued to be kind. Watching the fight between Aikalayi and Sa Qili with interest.
To replenish energy, there is no need to delay, let go of my daughter and my beloved wife.
After a while, Aiwa'er also came. Seeing such a battle, she knew that today's actual combat training might be ruined again, so she was not discouraged. She took the twin princesses and gave them a theoretical lesson. Sa Qili's practice Pai took a look and found out that he still had this hand, and he also copied it.
When I saw it, the atmosphere was wrong. No, you can't leave me alone.
So I came to Qiaxi and humbly asked for advice. Regarding the repairman's job, I still have one last doubt, which is about the repair of dark gold essence and green equipment. Since I have never practiced it, I might as well ask Qiaxi.
Qiaxi obviously didn't expect that in just two days, I would change from a cute newbie to a bald man. I didn't know anything at first, but now she has to think about the questions for a long time, and she may not be able to do it. answer.
Thinking about it, I am only halfway to graduating in the profession of repairman. I may be a little better than Qiaxi. What I lack is Dajuguan. After all, repairman is only one of the blacksmith professions. What's the difference between a blacksmith who can't forge and a hair stylist who can only shave heads?
As I joined, the atmosphere of academic discussion immediately filled the house. In addition, Princess Sanwu seemed to be constantly inspired and kept writing, which attracted the attention of several girls. When did this noisy and happy family actually... Can it also reveal a trace of serious literary atmosphere?
In the afternoon, the regular primary school sports meeting... ah no, it's a special training for the devil. There's nothing much to say. I won't be stupid enough to continue questioning an old drunkard who has no childhood.
In the evening, I watched Lilith's training for a while. Well, although Xiao Heitan had been fishing for several days to accompany me, Lilith did not relax at all when she came out at night. For her mission of rejuvenating the race, every time She would show up on time at night, either practicing alone at the training ground, or going out to fight with Sa Qili following and protecting her from afar.
She has rarely met an opponent in the realm of the realm, comparable to the Hell Fighting Bear of the past. She is no longer content to move around the Holy See Mountain and bully the weak. She wants to go further, so she often doesn't come back until morning, transforming back into the little black charcoal queen , squinting her eyes to catch up on sleep under my embrace, it was hard work for Sa Qili.
Then, soothed by Willas's gentle and clear singing voice, the fifth decade began...
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