Chapter 3537 An Unexpected Celebration
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"Thousand Days Celebration?"
It had only been a few days since she had gone out for experience, and she hadn't even had time to taste the feeling of returning to the life of an adventurer. The little girl Beya began to toss restlessly again.
"Yes, the Thousand Days Celebration of the establishment of Demon King Village." The short-breasted little elf princess put her hands on her hips and nodded matter-of-factly.
"Idiot Wu suffers death!"
Stupid, I knew you could read minds!
"Juliet, idiot Wu is here!"
"Hey, I caught His Highness, hehe." The confused knight responded and hugged me from behind.
Behind me was Juliet, who was coming close to me. In front of me was Beiya, who was walking up with an iron-fingered tiger and a sinister smile. It made me deeply understand what it means to bear a heavy burden and endure the water.
"Everyone is back too." A few minutes later, I said with a bruised nose and face.
"After all, we have already informed you in advance, except for [that person], everyone is back, ahem."
The person Beiya is talking about is naturally Sister Sharna. Sister Sharna and Artoria have the strongest temperament as queens and are taking opposite paths. At the same time, they are equally gifted and talented women. , even if there has never been a sense of competition between each other, they will be compared and compared by others.
As a die-hard fan of Arturia, Beja is naturally very wary of my king's "imaginary enemy" as outsiders call her. She treats the opponent as an opponent without permission, and then she is extremely afraid of it. After all, the Iceberg Queen's The nickname doesn't come for nothing.
This kind of seeking trouble can be said to be very good at adding drama to oneself.
"I remember there were celebrations on the first anniversary, and also on the second anniversary. Just plan the next three anniversary celebrations honestly. Why do you want to add a thousand-day celebration?"
"Wouldn't it be better to have more celebrations and more joy?" the usually naive little girl asked, which left me speechless.
"Is today exactly a thousand days? Including the time it took to establish the Demon King Village, it has been more than three years, and there is only more than a year left." Thinking of the five years of protection time given by Lucifer to novices, I was worried.
"Today is a good day. Don't think about such unhappy things at this time." The person behind him patted his shoulder hard, and when he turned around, it was Lal with a hearty smile on his face.
Behind him, the Doug Goff brothers, the Lao Ma trio, the Hanbag KFC team, etc., each familiar figure made me overjoyed, and once again understood the meaning of Beja's sentence "Everyone is back" .
"Why are you here too?"
"What, are you surprised? Didn't I tell you last time that we are going to the Holy See Mountain and join the Demon King's Army?" Hans wiped his nose proudly, his bright red afro particularly conspicuous.
"Let me tell you... are you in such a hurry? It doesn't matter if we come back two or three years later."
I'm helpless and really don't want them to join at this time. With their strength just after entering the third world, they can only be regarded as the weakest pink newcomers in the Demon King's army. In the war two years later, they are also the easiest. High-level cannon fodder in danger.
Thirdly, the decision made by Akara is a secret among secrets. Except for Linya Lena, I didn’t tell the other girls, so naturally I couldn’t tell them.
"Hahaha, it's too late. We have already submitted the application to Lord Raphael, and it will be approved in all likelihood. When you returned to Rogge Camp some time ago, we came to the Demon King under Lord Raphael's arrangement. The village has experienced a cultivation dream, good guy, there is such a good thing, everyone can’t wait.”
"Brother Hansriken, you take a step first, and we will come later. It won't be long before we can break through to the third world." The trio of Laer Santiaozi and Lao Ma patted their chests enthusiastically. , it seems that tomorrow he will be able to break through the pseudo-realm, defeat Baal's clone, and become a third world adventurer.
Facing the people with shining eyes, I could only smile bitterly.
"But that's not what I'm here for today. The most important thing is the celebration, the celebration, right."
"Ha...I'm not as interested as you are."
"What are you talking about, you big devil of celebrations? When is it not at your house that everyone gathers and makes a fuss, do you still need to be modest?" Lal pressed my neck, with a tacit and majestic smile on his face.
First of all, I am not a festival demon, so please make sure not to spread this nickname to everyone.
Secondly, please carefully recall the identity of your father-in-law, and don’t act like you are a good friend and should not be seen outside.
Finally, please apologize to Vilas and the others who are always busy preparing for the party.
"Speaking of which, we are not only spectators this time, but also participants. We should not forget this kind of thing." I complained helplessly, and Rickenhams also started the main show. Every time we meet, The real drama is going on.
"Ah, of course, this is an agreement related to the dignity of our ancestors."
In an instant, the two friends who had been harmonious just now erupted into a strong smell of gunpowder. One held a spoon and the other grabbed a shovel. The flames burned between the two with a bang, performing a scene common in hot-blooded movies.
"Yes, it's about who is the Rogge camp... no, it's the king of fast food restaurants in the entire alliance! Come on, let's fight to the death!"
"What are you talking about? Even if we don't fight to the death, hasn't it been decided a long time ago? Of course our family is the king of fast food restaurants?"
"What are you talking about? Why don't you look in the mirror and see how miserable you are in premature aging? Isn't it because you ate too much of the weird rotten food you cooked at home?"
"You should take a look in the mirror and reflect on your afro. Could your ridiculous burger be made casually based on your hairstyle? It's disgusting to look at. Stomach, the fast food restaurant industry has no place for such casual guys.”
Seeing the two of them pressing their foreheads against each other like a bullfight, sparks almost coming out of their eyes. Although I thought it was useless, I still gave them some friendly advice to prevent them from going too far.
"Wait a minute, Brother Wu, please stop interfering and let us solve it ourselves."
"That's right, although I have to admit that in terms of cooking skills, Veras is indeed the best, and neither of us can compare with it. But the existence of a fast food restaurant is not just about delicious food. Besides delicious food, the most important thing is Speed must be worthy of the word "fast"."
"..." Although I don't know why Willas was suddenly involved again, as a fan of Puppy's cooking, I have to clear up Willas's name.
"With Vilas, I can prepare more than fifty kinds of dry food and snacks for half a year of training in one day."
"Wha...what?" The two people, who were still fighting spirited just a moment ago, after hearing my words, immediately spread out on the ground like frost hitting eggplants, and assumed an OTZ posture.
Lost.
"Look at you, you are really worthless." A tall and burly figure appeared in front of Rickenhans, who was kneeling on the ground.
"Your ideals can be easily frustrated. It seems that this celebration is a stage for me, Gorilla Goth, alone."
Behind him was dragging a four-wheel cart filled with bananas, and his body was also covered with bunches of bananas, making his already tall figure look several times bigger. Gott, the banana star, appeared on the stage!
I forgot, this guy also came to the Holy See Mountain not long ago. I put on a face-palming gesture that I couldn't bear to witness. Today's Holy See Mountain is already a mess of demons, and sooner or later the pill will be taken.
"In this celebration, I, Gorilla Knight, will perform a hundred different ways to eat bananas!"
"Oh." I passed by expressionlessly and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute, at this time, shouldn't you be shocked and blurt out [There are a hundred ways to eat bananas? Impossible! No matter how you think about it, there are only twenty-seven ways, I don't believe it!]? Shouldn't you be saying this? Even if you are lying to me, Okay, please, aren’t we good brothers?”
Gao Te held me tightly and burst into tears without saying a word.
"Oh, ah, wow, I'm so surprised. There are a hundred ways to eat bananas. This is impossible, I don't believe it." I shouted loudly with no fluctuation in my tone and expression on my face.
By the way, what are the twenty-seven kinds, you bastard!
"Hmph, that's a good question. Now let me perform it for you one by one." Feeling that the topic was finally on the right track, Gott regained his previous composure, snorted coldly, and after searching with his fingers, ten bananas appeared. In his hands.
"Look, let me show you some..." He took a deep breath, thinking that he had created an atmosphere of tension and curiosity. Suddenly, Gott suddenly opened his eyes and ate a banana while explaining.
"For example...eating in big mouths, eating in small mouths, eating in large mouths, eating in small mouths, eating half a banana in one bite, eating one banana in one bite, eating two bananas in one bite, eating two bananas in one bite, peeling off the peel Eat it, eat it with the banana peel, you see, this is already ten ways!"
Ahhhh, I understand, I understand completely, this guy only participated in the celebration just to eat bananas as much as he wanted.
Everyone watched Gaut's performance indifferently, and then gradually dispersed.
"Wait! Don't go! This is just a basic way to eat, and I will show you the advanced way next!" Gaote, whose mouth was full of bananas, burst into tears again.
Everyone, we can’t get enough of bananas!
So boring, slip away, slip away.
After not walking far, the corner of his clothes was gently tugged like a small animal.
Looking back, it was Arius.
"Teacher, I'm bored."
Why do you want to come here to scold me?
"Aleus, I mean, teacher, I'm very boring." Seeing that there was a misunderstanding, Aleus hurriedly explained, but because of the Four-Character Power Word, the misunderstanding became deeper. She took a deep breath and decided to cut through the mess quickly.
"What a mess!" The little rotten girl suddenly shouted inexplicably.
"That's why I'm asking you if you want to have sex!"
"You are a good guy!"
"Guna!"
Finally, after biting her tongue three times, she covered her mouth with tears in her eyes and finally explained clearly that she saw that I was bored and came over to give me some fun.
"Books, good-looking books, can baptize the soul, sublimate the soul, and enable wisdom to see further."
Arius first said something thought-provoking.
Then she stuffed her recent works in one piece, which was so heavy that I, a four-winged warrior, almost stumbled.
"Aleus and Shu are good friends." She obviously remembered the life mission I had given her before.
"Please make friends with living creatures."
"The characters in the book are alive."
Ahhhh! Say no more! I surrender!
I seemed to see characters from Arleus's book floating on the page, coming and going, and finally falling into a heap.
I hurriedly got rid of this little rotten girl and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fan, so you are here."
When I looked back, I saw that it was indeed my king. I patted my chest and finally felt like a normal person.
"Are you looking for me?"
"Walking around the festival, looking for you."
A few simple words, but they made my heart warm. The Colgate maid who was serving my king a moment ago has quietly left.
"If you don't mind, how about we go shopping together?" The owner with green eyes, dignified and majestic, with a bit of intoxicating charm, gracefully stretched out his little hand towards me.
"It is an honor, Your Majesty."
"It's really good. Everyone is working very hard and wants to live happily."
"yes."
"I was absent from the last Elf Festival."
"I will accompany you to the next Elf Festival."
"Is it really okay? If Fan participates, there is no way he can be an ordinary spectator enjoying the festival."
"In your mind, am I so afraid of trouble?"
"That depends on the situation."
"I was heartbroken to hear what you said with my own ears, Artoria."
"Maybe if we participate together a few more times, we will have a different perspective on Fan." Arturia tilted her head.
I was so cute by her little gestures and invitations that I blurted out.
"Of course, whether it's the current Thousand Sun Festival, the Elf Festival, or the next God's Birthday, the Demon King Village's third anniversary celebration, fifth anniversary celebration, or tenth anniversary celebration, they will all be together."
"Well, it's settled."
"That's a deal."
…
Unexpectedly, Artoria would be like an ordinary girl, chatting with me non-nutritively, wandering around the festival aimlessly, eating snacks she bought casually, and making fun of several lion masks with great interest. evaluate.
"Fan." After finishing the last bunch of candied haws, Artoria licked her fingers and whispered with unfinished content.
"The clues to the third test have been found."
"So soon?" I knew that my king must have something to say to me.
"Originally, it was expected that it would take another three to five years before I would have enough strength to face the third test. However, because of Fan, my strength improved much faster than the original plan, so I wanted to give it a try. Time has passed. Not much left, right?”
Artoria raised her chin slightly and looked at me. Those clear and majestic eyes had the charm of seeing through people's hearts.
It seems that she should know. Also, Yalandlan is Akara's teacher and also the great elder of the elves. Due to emotions and reasons, Akara should be the one to discuss or persuade. The first one to find Yalandan.
Arlandran knew about it, so naturally he couldn't hide it from Artoria.
"When will we set off? Let me prepare." Although we need to cultivate a relationship with Lilith and help the girls level up, it goes without saying that Artoria's third test should be more important. With the experience of the first two, I'm fully prepared for the role I'm going to play.
But this time, Artoria gave me a different answer.
"Fan, this time, I still want to try it alone."
"Wait a minute, Artoria, don't you understand King Arthur's usual style? It's too difficult to go alone."
"Even so." Artoria's eyes were fixed and she stared at me seriously.
"I also want to go alone. The third test should be a test in the Four Wings realm. If Fan goes, the test will be meaningless."
I opened my mouth and found that I could no longer convince Artoria.
Because what she said makes sense. According to normal circumstances, Artoria and I should face the test together. Perhaps Artoria has also considered this.
Because that wise, mighty, mighty, omnipotent man who once ruled the entire continent, the legendary tyrant King Arthur, had only one unspeakable thing in his life.
That is, she is single and trying to peek into the true meaning of love.
At that time, no one was worthy of her, so she poured this intention into the test, hoping that her successor would help her fulfill her unfulfilled wish. In the first test, we already fully understood got her idea.
In short, King Arthur's Trials encourages couples to play in doubles, with solo play on the nearly impossible Hell difficulty and doubles on the Master difficulty.
This idea is good, but King Arthur, as foresighted as he is, may not have imagined that her heir's husband would be far more powerful than her heir when the third test comes.
King Arthur's third test, if you think about it in a big way, it can help Artoria break through to the four-wing realm. But now, I am already in the four-wing realm. If I go with Artoria, her test It would be meaningless.
That's the truth.
"Okay, I understand, but you have to promise me, don't be reckless, don't be too desperate, and give up decisively if you can't do anything. The mainland needs you, the alliance needs you, I...I need you too, Artoria."
"Well, I listen to you." Arturia nodded, looking at each other, and their plain words were filled with the most sincere feelings for each other.
"When do you plan to leave?"
"It's not that fast. We have to find the test location first and be fully prepared. This time I will bring Jeluka and Kaluge."
"Of course, this is the best." I nodded happily. I was really afraid that my king would be stubborn and have to accept the test alone. Bringing the Colgate sisters would make it less difficult.
No, the guy in the pornographic maid is too weak, shouldn't it be a hindrance?
After thinking about it, I still didn't say anything. Arturia is smarter than me, so she naturally won't choose randomly. In addition to the necessary strength, sometimes other conditions are also required in the test. As twins, the Colgate sisters, although My sister is a little weak in strength, but she has a tacit understanding that other knights don't have. This tacit understanding may be of greater use.
"Okay, let's just stroll here." Arturia's words made me wake up, and I looked up. Unknowingly, we were far away from the street and on the outskirts of the village.
"Aren't you going to go back and take a stroll?" I don't quite understand why I came to a place like this to separate.
"There is someone waiting for you in front." Arturia smiled at me, let go of her hand, and left gracefully.
Front?
I turned around and walked along an uphill path.
On the top of the slope where you can overlook the entire Demon King Village, under the big tree, a lonely figure with flying purple hair came into his eyes clearly. When he saw me coming, his beautiful face like an iceberg showed a faint smile and took out a jar of wine. .
"You're here just in time. Come have a drink with me."
On the tree, a red figure seemed to be frightened. It fell down with a crash and crawled and rolled away.
"..."
I feel that if Rogge’s Bar in Demon King Village is demolished next, Artoria may have to bear some responsibility...
. . . (To be continued)