Chapter 3644 Little Ghost: New Trick GET!

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"Speaking of which, I've had many names before, so why don't I feel it?"

Looking back over the years, I am not called the King of Names for nothing. Of course, the most popular names for myself are various moves. Putting aside that, there are also names for others.

If others don’t talk about it, let’s talk about the siege beast Xiaojia. This name was given to it by me. It was one of the three mascots of Camp Rogge back then. Now it is the only one left who is still holding on... No, listen. Carla said that it seemed to be taken to the third world to use its remaining heat.

In other words, the three major mascots of the camp have gone and scattered. I haven’t seen Xiaojia for several years, and I don’t know how he is now.

Here’s the question, why do I feel like Xiao Jia hasn’t changed much? Logically speaking, it should be given by the real name.

Miss Bailong smiled after hearing my confusion.

"Your Excellency Wu Fan, isn't this a normal thing? Even if you have the ability to give a true name, it is not without conditions. Just like your human equipment, having it does not mean that you can wear it. You must also meet the requirements of the equipment. The conditions are the same for the real name. His Excellency Wu Fan was not very strong back then."

"In other words, the name I gave Xiao Jia was not considered a real name, right?" I suddenly realized.

"That's not necessarily true. The granting of the true name is closely related to the strength of Mr. Wu Fan. Maybe you did grant the siege beast a true name, but your strength was still very weak at the time, so the siege beast could not get the benefit of the true name. , now you may wish to go and take a look, if the strength of the siege beast increases by leaps and bounds, then it is likely to have been given a true name."

"That's it." Aikarai's words were well-founded and made me wrap my head around it. That's the truth. It's also my fault that I left Xiao Jia behind for so long and didn't pay attention to it. I'll go back to the third world to confirm it another day.

"Besides..." I continued to recall in detail, who else was there besides Xiao Jia? The names I used as nicknames, such as little ghost and little dog, should not be considered as giving a real name. This point Ai Kalaii also explained it to me just now.

Even if I, as the savior, do not need to go through complicated magic circles, rituals and spells to give names like Lilith, it must be sincere, serious, formal and focused, just like giving Broken Diamond just now With a name like that, what is defined as a nickname in one's heart cannot become a real name.

After thinking about it, the most impressive thing is...

I poke!

Just when I turned my head, my vision went dark. I covered my eyes and rolled on the ground, screaming.

Lilith, who didn't know when she switched to Lilith mode, spread out a pair of devil's little wings, quickly jumped into the air after committing the murder, snorted coldly, left the words "I will go and practice myself" and ran away.

"Lilith, please wait for me, wait..."

"Okay, okay, Lilith is feeling embarrassed. Little brother, you should understand the hearts of girls occasionally, so that you will be more popular with girls."

Sa Qili, who was stunned for a moment because of the unexpected incident but quickly realized what she had seen, smiled and stopped me with her hand.

No, wait, what do you mean? When did I not understand the heart of a girl? I'm almost turning into a girl! Besides, are there people like you? I was almost turned into a savior after being snatched by the two dragons, and you still smiled so happily!

Not only Sa Qili, but also Aikalay and Dia also laughed.

"It's really rare. It's usually difficult to get close to Lilith, but I didn't expect that I accidentally saw such a girly side of her."

No, so can you sympathize with me first and then be happy? Are my eyes that cheap? Even if it’s a titanium alloy dog ​​eye that’s available on Taobao for only $9.9 with free shipping, it still requires manpower and material resources, right?

Lilith's insertion was precise and ruthless, and she was really merciless. I did the four eye exercises that I had forgotten for more than a thousand years one by one, and then I felt less pain.

"Speaking of which, why is Lilith angry?" I thought back to the incident between her and Ellugate a few days ago. Could it be that the truth lies here.

"By the way, Ellugate is her real name, right?"

"In that case, there is no doubt that it is her real name. In just a few months, Ellujie has grown as fast as Kajiel. Her real name must have contributed a lot. Elder Edru is really good at calculating. If I had Being present will definitely prevent Mr. Wu Fan from doing this."

"No, luckily you weren't there." I turned back to look at Aikalay and gave her a thumbs up, with a sharp look in the corner of my eyes that everyone in the same profession would understand: "Ellugate is really great."

"..."

Regarding the attributes of my dead daughter, everyone no longer wants to complain about it.

"So why is Lilith angry?" Seeing that the topic had changed silently, I quickly corrected myself, "Humph, you guys are so naive, you actually tried to defeat me in the field I am best at."

"Guess." Everyone left with a charming smile that almost made me spurt blood, and left one after another.

"Little ghost, you are my little sweetheart. You will definitely tell me the truth, right?" Today is different from the past. I carry a considerate little saint with me now. How could I be fooled by you? Appetite, non-existent.

The little ghost was silent, holding his chin and staring into my eyes.

"Wait, what do you want to do?" We have been married for many years. I suddenly got the idea of ​​​​the little ghost, and I screamed and took a few steps back.

"It's time to develop a new trick, are you right, Xiao Fan?" The little ghost sighed, like a small butter manufacturer with poor sales.

"On your head, yes!" I pulled the little ghost into my arms and squeezed his face, gritting my teeth.

"Where is your biting head to absorb IQ, and where is your ghost body cannonball? This is already an explosive, angry, red-blooded super-killer, okay?"

"It's Zudu, Leng Zeng, you're sure to be hot." The little ghost, whose face was being rubbed by me, protested vaguely.

"You are too big to keep up with the times. Enough is enough. I am the only victim. I say enough is enough!"

After getting rid of my clutches, the little ghost continued to sigh, with the word "bankruptcy" written in his brows: "Xiao Fan, think about it, if a comedian has been stuck in the same place for more than ten years, always using old jokes, and has nothing. Innovation, one script and one performance, used from the debut to the present, will everyone get bored, and will the audience in the audience who have watched it hundreds of times for more than ten years still laugh?"

"This is indeed quite serious." The little ghost used this metaphor, and I seemed to realize the seriousness of the matter.

"So, innovation is imperative!" Seeing that I understood, the little ghost made a pose to praise the sun.

"No, wait, you are using strong words. In the final analysis, I am the only audience or victim. As long as I don't feel bored, that's enough, right?"

"I think the eyes are pretty good."

"It's not good at all! And if you think about it carefully." I was excited. If she really develops any new tricks, even if she buys one and gets ten free, my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes may not be enough.

"If you think about it carefully, you are imitating the move that Lilith just used. What is this called? Plagiarism! Copycat! Copycat! As a saint, don't you feel ashamed?"

"Plagiarism is effortless, which is great. I don't think so at all."

"..." I almost forgot that this little saint is heartless and has no shame.

"But what Xiaofan said makes sense. Since it's about innovation, you have to use your own brain first. If you really can't think of any good ideas, then come up with it."

Stop talking, hey, give me some new ideas!

Wait, since when did I default to the little ghost developing new tricks? !

I realized that the little ghost had led me to a rhythm and had plunged me into a deep pit. I was about to remedy the situation when I found that the little saint was floating on her feet, spinning around me, and her eyes gradually fell on the other eye.

I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, and imagined the future reunion with the little ghost after a long absence.

"Xiaofan~~~"

"Little ghost~~~"

Under the sunset, the long-lost lovers reunited at the beach and started running like a textbook. Then the little ghost threw the textbook away and started to speed up, and then speed up again.

The phantom cannonballs are ready to go, roaring towards them.

I opened my arms with tears in my eyes, waiting for the passionate embrace of pain and joy. Then at the moment when two shadows, one horizontal and one vertical, were about to overlap, the little ghost suddenly sank!

The upper body passed directly through my crotch, and then he clasped his hands, his index fingers together to form a gun, and launched an upside-down golden hook from his crotch for a thousand-year kill!

puff! ! !

The amount of blood sprayed is huge! ! !

The picture is frozen here.

"No, no, absolutely not, little ghost, I'm warning you, if you dare to make any crooked ideas about me or develop some weird stunts, be careful that I will disown you and put on ten pairs of underwear for you every day!"

My eyes suddenly opened, my voice was fierce, and I came up with my most threatening lines.

"Xiaofan, what are you talking about? What are you trying to do to you? Why can't I understand a word of it?" My response was the little ghost's vague rhetorical question.

I didn't know when she picked up a flawless diamond in her hand, put it in my mouth and chewed it. Unlike the past, she stuffed it into her mouth and chewed it. She gently rotated the diamond with her ten fingers. The teeth were like precision machine tools, making rhythmic clicking sounds. After a while, the little ghost spat out the diamond.

I saw a round, flawless diamond that had turned into a blooming pure white chrysanthemum. The unique brilliance of diamonds made every petal of this chrysanthemum sparkle with star-like brilliance, transcending The beauty of all the works of art in the world is beyond words, and the paleness of language cannot describe even one percent of it.

"Xiaofan, Xiaofan, how are you? The latest trick that this saint has developed is called spitting lotus flowers... no, it's chrysanthemums." In my dull expression, the little ghost's beautiful silver eyes blinked and blinked, saying yes As innocent as you are.

However, I clearly saw the cunning and playful expression in the eyes of this innocent sika deer.

"You dare to scare me, don't run away if you dare!"

"Even Xiaofan wants to order this saint, but there is no way."

"Then keep running, run faster and farther, don't stop!"

"oh."

"Are you obedient or not, you bastard!!!"

All the way back to Demon King Village, the sweet laughter of the little ghost and my angry roar echoed...

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