Chapter 861: Battle of Souvenirs!

"Junior Brother Wu, can I kill you? Can I kill you?"

Carlos, who was knocked away by a punch, was like a puppet that had lost his soul. He walked gloomily from a distance with his head lowered.

Hey, hey, it's better if this comes out of your mouth. Why are you drawing your sword, you bastard! !

Clang——!

The snow-white sword was pointed at me, who looked innocent.

Trembling…trembling…

"Asshole...bastard, just wait and see! One day I will let Kajie call me daddy willingly!!"

After leaving a declaration like a lost dog, Carlos wailed frantically and ran towards the sunset.

It's not easy for Carlos either.

As a person involved, I sighed.

"Big brother~~!!"

A sweet cry in the distance woke me up. The only one who could call me that was baby Sarah.

I turned around suddenly, and sure enough I saw a small pink dot running towards me in the distance.

"Sarah baby, I miss you so much."

I hugged the little pink loli who fell into my arms tightly, and I said excitedly. Then, I gently rested my chin on Sarah's slender shoulders, and burst into tears where she couldn't see her.

The weight...height...haven't changed at all, my little Sarah, should I be happy? Is it better to be sad?

"Sarah also misses her big brother every day."

It’s still that clear and sweet voice like a silver bell, and those beautiful crimson pupils, just like the hot red lotus fire, which can purify any filth and evil in the world, leaving only the purest nobility and brightness. .

From this peerless face that no one can match, I can still vaguely see Sarah's style of using her offensive eyes in the past. I think back then, as long as her eyes showed a little pitiful look, it could make the whole person. The men in the camp howled like wolves, and even if Baal came, they would pounce on him, grab the tentacles, and take a bite.

It is indeed a strategic magic weapon that is called Wu's unique skill, along with the little ghost's teeth and so on.

"Oh, really? What's your idea?"

Seeing Sarah's face flushed and extremely happy, I couldn't help but feel a little bit of teasing desire in my heart.

"It's just... I just think about it every day."

Sarah's face became even more rosy, she lowered her head and whispered shyly.

"For example, how long do you think about it every day?" I gave a hint.

"..."

Tilting her head, Sarah seemed to be really trying to remember, and then counted in detail, confusion began to flash in her beautiful big crimson eyes.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Sarah look like this, I couldn't help but feel a little funny. In fact, even if this kind of question is like a lie that I think about 24 hours a day, I will be very happy. There is no need to study it seriously.

But this style is also one of Sarah's strengths.

"Sarah is counting how many times she has slept without dreaming about her big brother."

Sarah didn't even raise her head, she still twirled her fingers and frowned as if she was thinking hard.

"..."

Is it "how many times have I not dreamed about it" rather than "how many times have I dreamed about it"?

Feeling the meaning and affection contained in Sarah's unconscious words, my eyes couldn't help but feel a little sad.

This affection... even if it takes ten lifetimes to protect it, it won't be enough.

"Okay, little baby, there's no need to count. I know you miss me." I hugged Sarah tightly again and said, smelling the faint girly body fragrance.

"Uh-huh……"

Sarah just raised her head happily, as if I had finally figured it out, but she was blocked by my words. A trace of trouble flashed across her eyes, but she still nodded obediently.

"If you figure it out, tell me about it and see how much my little Sarah misses me."

Seeing the conflict on Sarah's face, I couldn't help but purse my lips and secretly smiled, and then said this.

He worked so hard to count, so of course he couldn't let his little baby's efforts go in vain.

"Uh-huh~~"

Sarah seemed to be aware that I had completely penetrated her thoughts from the frank display of emotions. Sarah felt a little embarrassed and let out a cute and unexplained cry. She blushed and rubbed her chest lightly. After a while, he spoke.

"Thirty-three days and thirty-two nights have passed since eldest brother left. Sarah's calculation is correct."

"..."

I opened my mouth wide for a moment, and without Sarah being aware of it, I suddenly turned my head to look at Princess Sanwu - Yes, as a math emperor, it is really rude for me to answer such a simple arithmetic question. Just leave it to Princess Sanwu.

Nodding, nodding, Princess Sanwu silently confirmed Sarah's words.

I seemed to detect a hint of pity behind those bright yellow eyes, and couldn't help but secretly spit.

Isn’t it just that I have a higher IQ? What's so great, I'm much taller than you, my beard is longer than you, I weigh more than you, my nose is bigger than you, my hair is shorter than you, and my eyes are darker than you.

Have you seen my advantages? Do you who know these dare to look at me with that rampant pity?

I also gave him a knowing look and turned around.

"What's wrong, little Jasmine?"

Seeing Princess Sanwu squatting down suddenly, Vilas couldn't help but asked curiously.

Lifting up the lifeless face of the puppet and glancing at Vilas, Princess Sanwu pointed at an ant at her feet.

"The ants are despising me. They are not as small as they are and cannot drill holes."

"Hahaha?"

For Vilas, who didn't know the truth, Princess Sanwu's answer was completely radio-type, and she could only tilt her head and smile in confusion.

"..."

Hold it back, you must hold it back at this time, just pretend not to hear, if you get angry I will lose, you bastard! !

"It's indeed thirty-three days, what's wrong?"

"Sarah just counted."

Saying this, Shala's eyes began to moisten, and she timidly raised her head and glanced at me.

"What...what happened?"

With those invincible starlight eyes that were very powerful in the past, I immediately felt like I was being pointed at by countless dark gun muzzles, and there were buzzing cannons from armed helicopters locking on me. As long as I was a little late, The aura that would be blown to pieces in seconds raised his hands high in surrender like lightning.

"Sarah...Sarah didn't dream about her big brother for six nights."

As if she had done something wrong, Sarah lowered her head in frustration, not daring to look directly into my eyes.

"You little fool."

When I heard Sarah's words, I was angry, funny, and even more moved. I didn't know what to say.

"Then tell me, why didn't you dream of me during those six nights?"

In the end, I just broke the casserole and asked the truth and replied like this.

"Because... because in those few days... I accidentally got lost and broke into a big dwarf's lair. I was chased by many dwarfs. The battles every day were very hard. I almost fell asleep and fell asleep deeply. , no dreaming.”

Sarah said aggrievedly as her round and straight little nose twitched.

"What about other times? Do you dream about it at night?"

Holding back the emotion in my heart, I continued to ask.

"Um."

Nod, nod without hesitation.

"You were thinking about it during the day too?"

"Um."

Still nodded without thinking at all.

"It's the same when fighting."

"Um."

Firmly, without any trace of falsehood, he pressed harder again.

"Idiot, the battle depends on you. Don't even think about it. What should I do if I get distracted?"

Finally, I couldn't help the surging emotion and love. I hugged the incomparable little loli in front of me tightly, lightly tapped her on the head, and scolded her. I regretted it immediately and felt distressed. Caress the area where you hit it.

"No, Sarah likes her big brother the most. Thinking of her brother when fighting can double her fighting power."

Realizing that I didn't mean to be angry, Sarah, who was enjoying the gentleness of her parents, raised her head with blinking eyes and kissed me on the face affectionately.

"..."

I was so moved that I could only kiss Sarah on the face with excitement to vent the overflowing emotions in my heart. Sarah, who was a little shy, responded and bit my face with her moist and soft lips.

They kept making shy "chirping" sounds and kissed each other. To outsiders, it looked like two dogs, one big and one small, licking and kissing each other. They could only feel the pure love overflowing with catharsis. There's not a single ** in it.

When the turbulent emotions were almost vented, we rubbed each other's faces contentedly, hugged Sarah in my arms, turned around and looked at Willas, and I suddenly smiled teasingly.

"Little Lulu, what about you, have you missed me every day for more than a month?"

Vilas was looking at the warm scene in front of her. While smiling, she also felt a little envious of Sarah. She was extremely shy and couldn't do it like Sarah, at least not in broad daylight with everyone watching. arrive.

Suddenly, before she could react, when she was asked this question, Vilas's face turned red like a ripe crab.

"I...I, I...I...when...of course...I..."

Waving hurriedly, the vegetable basket held in her hand danced as Willas panicked, and the ingredients that had just been placed jumped out one by one and scattered all over the floor.

"Ahaha~~Ahahahahaha~~~, you... look, the fruits have fallen... they have fallen. You have to hurry up... pick them up quickly. If they are dirty... they will not taste good if they are dirty. Right, hahahaha~~~"

Suddenly, Vilas turned around at lightning speed, squatted down with her back to everyone, and began to pick it up on the ground in a panic. The rapid movements of her little hands seemed to express her inner shame.

However, I don’t know whether it was because Willas was too panicked, or because these fruits and vegetables were trying to make trouble for Willas with all their strength today. Each one was like a marble, bouncing and slippery. Willas picked it up here and there, and finally The more you pick it up, the more messy it becomes.

"Woo~~"

Finally, the pitiful Vilas knelt on the ground in an otz posture, her back pale and wailing.

"My lord... My lord just likes to bully others. I... I... Anyway, I..."

As she said this, her perfectly curved buttocks facing us seemed to have a puppy tail, which was hanging down in frustration and sweeping around on the ground.

"Hmph~~!! Anyway, I sleep deeper than Sarah, but I can't sleep as often as Sarah!!"

I...I...stood for a long time. Finally, Vilas snorted as if she was angry, stood up, quickly packed away the ingredients on the floor, then turned her back to us, folded her hands on her chest, and looked like a I look very angry.

"Puff-puff-"

Seeing Willas showing off such a cute side, I suppressed my laughter.

Hahaha, this little puppy, didn’t what she said just now reveal that she also secretly counted the number of times she dreamed of me?

I can think of Sarah and Princess Sanwu even more. They are also enduring it very hard now, especially Princess Sanwu. It is probably because she cannot express it through laughter and expressions, so her body language seems exaggerated. At one o'clock, his back was turned to us, and Shinobu's shoulders were shaking violently.

"I'm going back, wuwu~~, I'm going back."

Seemingly aware of the subtle laughter behind her, Vilas looked even more depressed, almost giving up on herself.

Even so...

Even so! !

No matter how heated the atmosphere was here, Kajiel and her two daughters still remained unmoved and faced each other.

It feels like the battlefield between them has been isolated, forming another world of violence, raging war, and fighting between dragons and tigers, and our words cannot reach their ears at all.

Really...has their relationship gotten to this point?

I scratched my head and smiled, thinking this.

"Sister Sarah, are you here?"

At this moment, just when I thought the three of them were immersed in the battlefield and unable to extricate themselves, Silos and Aikelu suddenly turned around and greeted Sarah with sweet smiles.

"Syluth, Ecolu, don't overdo it."

For a moment, I almost thought I had an illusion, but Sarah really tried hard to exude a mature temperament.

Why do you say it's hard work?

Look at Sarah, Xilusi and Aikelu, who have gradually grown into young girls, are already half a head taller than her. If the three of them walk on the street without talking to each other, Sarah, who has absolute loli attributes, will definitely be unfamiliar. People think of her as the sister of Sirus and Aikelu.

"..."

Regarding Sarah's sudden performance, after I came to this conclusion, I suddenly realized that I seemed to feel this sense of incongruous maturity exuding from her, which was similar to Siluth Ecolu's "Sister Sarah" the pressure zone formed between them.

how to say? Work hard, Sarah, isn't there a girl in the anime who looks like a primary school student and is called mom? So, be strong.

"Ji~~~!!"

Just when Xilusi and Aikolu turned around to greet Sarah, Kajieer on the opposite side suddenly shouted with her childish and cute voice, as if saying "There is a flaw", and suddenly said to Two people rushed forward.

Alas, Kajiel is quite clever. Carlos should be pleased to see this scene...

Wait, a sly smile seemed to flash across the faces of Silos and Aikelu. Facing Kajiel's surprise attack, they didn't show a trace of panic. Could it be that...

"Kajiel is such an idiot."

"It's so easy to fall for it."

The twins smiled in victory as if their plan had succeeded, and they jumped to the left and right and separated as if they were opening a door, waiting for Kajie to rush in and invite you to the urn.

it is as expected.

I don't know why, I suddenly had a shiver. Looking at Kajie's self-indulgent figure, I felt a strong sense of empathy in my heart.

Although the two little angels are kind and pure, they do not mean they are stupid. Especially when fighting, they show the wit of the Chinese people.

Could it be that his father, like Kajier now, will be eaten to death by these two cuties?

"grumble!!?"

Kajier was shocked and realized that something was wrong. Her plush and petite wings behind her were like those of a young bird. She flapped her wings desperately and braked her body. Unfortunately, it was a step too late. By the time she stabilized her body, Siluth and Aikolu had already arrived. Rushing up from behind her.

Kajier, who lost one move first, could only fall into passive defense.

After watching the fight between the three of them for a while, I found that compared with their first battle a few years ago, they have made great progress, and their moves are very sophisticated. I highly doubt that Kajie can use this skill against Carlos so skillfully. The uppercut has a very long-standing relationship with her and Silos Ekolu's perennial confrontation.

I wonder if Carlos would cry or laugh if he knew about this?

However, one thing has never changed.

Kajier is like a rich second generation. Relying on her half-angel bloodline and the excellent genes of her father Carlos, she is ten times more powerful than Silos and Ecolu combined.

But Xilusi and Aikelu also have advantages. The first is their tacit understanding, which is almost like a strong tacit understanding of one soul split into two. When they join forces, their strength is almost like multiplication. It is estimated that even those who cooperate Even those who have been in the adventure team for decades will be ashamed of the tacit understanding shown by Silos and Ecolu.

The second is the advantage in development. Just like just now, the body of a six- or seven-year-old body, the hands and feet are definitely not as slender and flexible as Xilusi and Aikolu, and Kajie's current intelligence is only equivalent to that of a three- or four-year-old who is just sensible. At such a level, it is really easy to be deceived by Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu.

These advantages offset each other, resulting in the strength of the two sides being almost the same. However, overall, Kajie'er often loses. No, because of her reckless actions just now, she is now at a disadvantage. If nothing unexpected happens, at most Ten minutes later, she was crying and throwing herself into my arms to complain.

I didn't stop this battle. Some battles are about hatred, like humans and monsters, but some battles are about feelings, like Rickon and Hans. And it's also a kind of exercise, so why not do it?

"Oh, it's quite lively."

Just as I was discussing the battle between my daughters, a familiar voice came from the distance.

With a slight glance, the three cops, Lardoug and Gefu, were walking towards this side leisurely.

Looking at their eight-character steps, they really felt as if they had completed their mission of saving the continent and returned home in glory as the savior.

If Sarah hadn't been there, I would have complained.

The three police officers had suffered a lot from me, and now they seemed to want to get the upper hand. Before I could say anything, they started shouting.

"I said, you are a son-in-law. When you see your father-in-law, why don't you come over and kneel down to pay your respects?"

Lal was breathing heavily, like a corrupt official with a big belly, while Doug and Gefu standing behind him were the two generals.

"The world is deteriorating, and today's young people no longer know how to respect the elderly and care for the young."

Doug is also building momentum for his boss.

"Sarah, tell me, do you really have such a father? Why didn't I know?"

I glanced at the three of them indifferently, then turned to Sarah and asked.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Please don't instigate Sarah to say such cruel words, please!!"

Before Sarah could say anything, Lal stood up straight, bent down, and apologized, all at once.

Countless facts have proven that Sarah would always fall in front of her husband and father without hesitation. As a half-daughter, Lar often burst into tears over this.

"Long time no see. I heard that you have saved the continent. What a pity. Congratulations, three saviors."

For the sake of Lar's sincere apology, I finally put the topic aside and created a new complaint topic.

"That... ahem, although it is not impossible, for the time being, we have only taken the third crucial step."

These three guys, without blushing or heartbeat, made a humble expression, took my sarcasm as a compliment, and climbed up the pole unceremoniously, proudly claiming the title of future savior for themselves. Woke up.

With how shameless they are, I can only admit defeat and give up this topic. Talking about it will only make them more proud. Then Doug leads an article about his vision for the future (yy) and the possibility of them defeating the Three Demon Gods. long speech.

The result that Doug's bullshit mouth blew out was that the three obscene demons became their grooms' mount slaves, or that the three tragic people fought bloody battles and finally resorted to the barbarian and the paladin. The ultimate, the ultimate, the ultimate secret, the long-lost legendary combination technique of the ultimate secret that is said to have a success rate of less than one in a billion. In the roar of courage and justice, a miracle appeared. After a big explosion that destroyed half of the continent, the continent finally restored peace. The three demon gods and the three heroes who defeated them disappeared together in the explosion. No one knew their life and death. Then several In a quiet and green valley some years later...

Forget it, stop talking, why do I have to blow it out for Doug? But if I have to add the last plot, it’s not impossible.

In a quiet and green valley, Lar held Mephisto with a happy face, Doug held Diavolo with a swollen belly, and Gev and Baal held hands with a cute little boy of two or three years old... …

It turns out that I, Sarah, Aunt Lisa, if you can, please sever ties with Lar's guy.

"Ahem, I went to Lu Gaoyin in the second world."

After coughing a few times, I said.

"we know."

Lal and the others seemed to feel that something was finally coming, and Hip Hop's expression suddenly became solemn.

"The Lu Gaoyin in the second world is slightly different from the one in the first world." Being affected by the atmosphere, I frowned and my expression became awe-inspiring.

"Oh, is that so? It's really gratifying."

Lal and the three of them lowered their bodies slightly and bowed their waists, instantly creating an atmosphere as if they were facing some powerful enemy. The aura created by adventurers who had experienced life and death was exactly the same as Kajiel and Xilu. The atmosphere of the confrontation between the three people of Seikolu was not of the same level.

In just a moment, the four of us seemed to be enveloped by an invisible and tragic air pressure, and a shuddering wind even blew in the sky.

It seems that Lal and the others have been prepared, and this time they will not be fooled as easily as before.

Feeling the depressing atmosphere like a battlefield, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and sweat appeared on my forehead.

Will it go well this time...?

The dark wind blowing around us became stronger and stronger. Even Kajiel and the twins, who were locked in a selfless fight at the side, felt it. They stopped fighting and looked towards us nervously.

It's time to take action! !

Almost at the same time, four "gurgling" sounds of swallowing water sounded.

"So, because it's different, I brought back souvenirs this time."

In an instant, six dazzling lights flashed through the eyes of the three people opposite, as if to say: I am just waiting for your words! !

These three guys... are not simple, they are prepared! !

"Then we'll accept it without any hesitation."

Taking a deep breath, Lal drew his sword to face the enemy like a peerless swordsman. With a clang, he took half a step forward, raised his sword and said.

I turned my hand over and an exquisite sheathed sword appeared in my palm.

"The name of the sword is Silver Fish. It is three feet long and one inch wide. It blows hair and breaks hair, and cuts iron like clay."

Facing Lar's compliment, I said in a deep voice without changing my expression.

"then!!"

With one throw, the gorgeous sword, inlaid with ruined gems, drew a parabola in mid-air and landed in Lal's hand.

"What a sword!!"

Lal took the sword, glanced at it, his eyes flashed, shouted loudly, and then pulled it out with a clang. Suddenly, the sword song and dragon roar resounded throughout the world.

Then, a silver swordfish with a sword hilt hanging limply from Lal's hand.