Chapter 662 Why Do Doudou Pee Standing
After dinner, the family sat in the house to rest, Doudou tired in Mu Lianfeng's arms.
"Father and mother, can Doudou ask you a question?" Doudou asked with her small face raised.
Mu Lianfeng smiled dotingly, "Of course, you can ask Doudou whatever he wants."
"Daddy, Doudou thinks something is very strange."
"What's so strange?"
"Dad, why are you standing to pee, while my mother and I are squatting to pee?"
After Doudou asked this sentence, he put on a cute expression.
Zhao Yun'er and Mu Lianfeng looked at each other, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"This..." Mu Lianfeng didn't know how to explain it. He thought about it and said, "Actually, Doudou can also pee standing up. You are still young and you are just squatting. If you don't believe me, try standing up."
Doudou obeyed Mu Lianfeng's words, stood up and began to pee, and as expected, he could pee out without getting his clothes wet.
"Dad, it's really possible!"
"Of course!" Mu Lianfeng fondly patted Doudou's head.
"Dad, can that mother do this? Mother, you can pee standing up too, it's much more comfortable than squatting!"
The corners of Zhao Yuner's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help crying. "Doudou, you can be a mother but not!"
"Why? Mother, Doudou was squatting to pee just like you before."
"Because Doudou is a boy and his mother is a woman, women can only squat to pee."
"Really?"
"Um!"
"Fortunately, Doudou is a boy. It's cool to pee standing up like this!" Doudou looked very excited.
Zhao Yuner smiled helplessly.
I guess Doudou was just on a whim?
Facing the strange question of Doudou, Zhao Yuner didn't find it too strange, because she also studied it when she was a child and was curious.
At that time, I even saw a boy standing to pee, and I followed him to learn. As a result, she peeed her pants and was chased and beaten by her grandmother, scolding her, saying she was a silly girl.
It's still fun to think about it now.
She laughed suddenly, so that Mu Lianfeng and Doudou looked at her.
"What are you laughing at, Yuner?"
"I still think it's good to be a man. It's convenient for a man to do anything. It would be great if I were a man."
Mu Lianfeng said sadly, "Yun'er, if you were a man, what would I do?"
Will there still be a woman who can make his heart move?
"Well... it's fine even if I'm a man, we're still together. As long as two people love each other, regardless of gender, age and others."
Mo Lianfeng was frightened by Zhao Yuner's words, "Yuner, I don't have the habit of breaking my sleeves!"
"Haha, just kidding, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously."
"Yun'er, I hope you will be a woman all your life, so that I will find you and be with you all my life."
Zhao Yuner was suddenly unhappy, "That's not good, it's too pitiful to be a woman all my life... I have to be a man instead? I'll let you enjoy myself under my knees when I look back."
After Zhao Yuner finished speaking, why did she cover her mouth again, wishing she could slap herself a few times, she was too open-mouthed.
Some dare not meet Mu Lianfeng's eyes.
There was an ambiguous smile on the corner of Mu Lianfeng's mouth, "Okay, then in the next life, I will be a woman and you will be a man. But this life... Yun'er, when will you be happy under my knees?"
Mu Lianfeng leaned towards Zhao Yuner, and the temperature in the air rose several degrees in an instant.