Chapter 811 Psychological Intervention

China has too many ways to solve Patrick's problem.

But you have to carefully choose the operation method, because the technique is still very particular. First of all, the Buddhist method should be eliminated first, because it is not cool enough and is not easy to fool people. The key is that the highlights are not clear.

Taoist things can be done, just draw a talisman in the way of setting up an altar, but there are requirements for doing things like this. Originally, I wanted to draw the talisman on the spot, but to draw the talisman, I need yellow paper and cinnabar, and then I have to be able to highlight it. It's not enough just to look at it to have a good look, it also needs to be practiced.

Gao Guang is too lazy to practice. Fortunately, the modern Internet is developed, and any talisman can be found by searching online. But the problem is that Patrick is not stupid. He prints out pictures from the Internet to fool things. I'm afraid he also knows how to search online. By the way, isn't this just revealing the truth?

Another option is to dance like a master, which should be classified as shamanism. Unfortunately, it requires singing and dancing, and you can't get highlights.

The last option is the kind of folk superstition, but it seems to be very deceptive. Chinese people have been exposed to these methods since childhood, but they can't explain why.

For example, standing chopsticks in the water, or a child screaming when he loses his soul, these things are done in the north's way, and in the south's way, but it doesn't matter which place, there is definitely a way to do it.

With Gao Guang's smart mind, he feels that these problems can be solved through a combination of methods, such as adding a little of everything.

Gao Guang first looked at talismans on the Internet for a long time. He really put in a lot of effort and memorized the simplest talisman drawing method. He went to Chinatown to buy yellow paper with a lot of effort, and then he saw an incense store selling incense. , and also bought a handful of incense sticks.

For his chief machine gunner, Gao Guang worked very hard. Everything is ready and the ceremony can be carried out.

What a ritual, a soul-calling ritual!

If it is a ceremony, it must have a sense of ceremony, and if it is a ceremony, it must have an audience, and there must be many audiences.

In order to prevent Patrick from not being able to understand or understand, there must be an explanation. Who is it? Expedition is the most suitable. In order to create a sense of sanctity, the ceremony must be upgraded, so there must be an incense hall.

As for how to arrange the incense hall, Gao Guang didn't quite understand, but why should he? Just to fool Patrick, does he need to know anything special?

So, this is not a highlight that fools Patrick, this is a shock of faith from a mysterious country. At three quarters to noon, everyone in the King's Defense Department arrived on time.

Patrick still looked haggard, but he brought a gun case, which he had brought according to Gao Guang's order. "Boss, I've found a new gun to use. I decided to use a MK5."

We gathered everyone together today just to see Patrick’s condition, so Patrick knew he had to get

A gun came, but he didn't know if he chose it randomly or if he really intended to replace Phil.

David knew that Gao Guang wanted to give Patrick a psychological treatment, and Yuan Zheng knew that Gao Guang wanted to give Patrick a dance, but others didn't know that. They only knew that Patrick had a serious problem now, and they came today to solve the problem.

But how to solve it, no one knows.

An MG5 infantry type, also known as HK121, is Germany's active light machine gun. It has strong continuity with the MG3, but it was manufactured to replace the MG3.

Gao Guang said seriously: "Are you sure? Have you really decided to use this gun?" Patrick said seriously: "Yes, I will use this gun for the time being."

"You don't use PKM anymore?"

The corner of Patrick's mouth twitched, and then he whispered: "The machine gun I am most familiar with is the MG3, and the PKM is the one I used most in Iraq. If I had to choose, I prefer the MG3. Now, I want to switch to the MG5. "

Gao Guang continued: "Why don't you continue to use PKM? Is it because your last gun was a PKM, so you will never use it again."

This logic is a bit strange, but if you replace the gun with a human, it is easy to understand.

Patrick nodded and whispered: "Yes, I will never use PKM again."

David looked at Gao Guang worriedly, but Gao Guang waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's okay, no problem." Patrick was a little strange because he didn't know what Gao Guang meant.

Everyone is confused, so Gao Guang wants to give an explanation.

Pointing at Patrick, Gao Guang said very seriously: "Patrick is our machine gunner, but he is in a very bad condition because his gun exploded, and Patrick named his gun."

If you give your gun a name and personify it, the problem becomes much more serious.

But Patrick didn't feel any embarrassment. He said seriously: "Her name is Phil." Patrick used her, not him, nor it. This problem is more serious.

But it doesn't matter, Gao Guang got it all back for him today.

He wanted to be strong but suppressed first. Gao Guang played this skill very smoothly. He said with a sad face: "Yes, Patrick's Phil exploded! This hit Patrick hard and he couldn't accept a new gun."

Patrick frowned and said: "It's not that I can't use other guns, it's just that I can't accept another gun as my soul mate. Boss, a gun is a gun, and Phil is Phil. Others may not understand, but you should understand." "

Gao Guang sighed and said seriously: "Brother, stop talking, I understand you!" Patrick lowered his head, but he finally couldn't help but said: "Then you still force me." The infinite resentment made people goose skin. The kind that has pimples all over your body.

Gao Guang continued to say seriously: "Do you think people have souls after death?" "Of course."

"Where does the soul go?"

Patrick said listlessly: "Either go to heaven or go to hell, where else can it go."

Gao Guang shook his head and said: "No, in our opinion, people will be reincarnated after death. Do you understand this concept?" Patrick was stunned for a long time, then he nodded, but then shook his head again.

It's better not to understand, that's right.

Gao Guang immediately said: "Then do you think guns have souls?"

Patrick was stunned for a while, and said: "Originally, there was no, but... My gun has a soul after it was opened!" "Yes, this is called a weapon spirit, that is, a gun soul, that is, the soul of a gun."

Just read the fantasy, it's OK, it's not difficult for Gao Guang to make up such things.

Patrick believed it, and what Gao Guang said was just what he wanted, so he naturally wouldn't question anything, and he would definitely just nod his head repeatedly.

Gao Guang continued: "But do you know that as long as an inanimate object produces a weapon spirit, that is, a soul, then this weapon spirit will not be destroyed, and will not be destroyed along with the destruction of the tangible material outside. This is called the immortality of the gun soul."

Patrick's eyes widened. He digested Gao Guang's words for a long time, and finally looked at the other two Chinese people. "Is what the boss said true?"

Patrick wanted to seek answers from Yuan Zheng and Lin Nianzu, and then he found that the two of them nodded together.

Yuanzheng didn't say anything, but Lin Nianzu said seriously: "My father knows these, but I was born in Baghdad, so I don't understand them very well. If you want to understand, my father can tell you."

Patrick's lips began to tremble, he swallowed and said: "If it's true, that's great, um, great"

Gao Guang sighed and said: "I didn't want to tell you this, because holding a gun soul transfer ceremony is too difficult, too complicated, and the cost is very high, but seeing you like this,

I really can't bear it, alas, there is no way, who makes you really love too deeply."

"Gun soul transfer, I, you, you really."

Patrick's trembling words were incomprehensible, but Gao Guang said seriously: "Come here!" A group of people followed Gao Guang to the room where he specially stored guns.

Big house, love of guns, rich.

With these prerequisites, it would be strange if Gao Guang didn't store guns in the whole room.

But now there is a wooden table in Gao Guang's gun room, and there is an incense burner on the table, with three incense sticks inserted in it. This is the incense table.

The gun room is full of sandalwood fragrance, which is very delicious. The faint green smoke fills the whole room, adding a bit of mystery.

In fact, Gao Guang wanted to make it more complicated, but unfortunately he didn't buy the apricot yellow flag in his impression, and the peach wood sword was not used, so he bought two display racks, with two boards on the display racks, and two paintings on the boards.

On the left is Qin Shubao, and on the right is Yuchi Gong.

That's right, it's two door gods. In fact, Gao Guang wanted to buy Shencha and Yulei, but unfortunately he didn't buy them, but the door gods of Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong are not bad.

The mystery is full, the sense of ritual is full, and the sense of expectation is full. Patrick has taken the initiative to kneel on the futon in front of the incense table. Looking at Patrick's actions, you should know his current mentality.

Lin Nianzu couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then he tried to hold back his laughter, but a strange sound of grunting came out of his mouth. Everyone looked at Lin Nianzu, Patrick looked back blankly, and Gao Guang glared at Lin Nianzu.

Lin Nianzu went from holding back his laughter to being shocked, and he shouted: "Wow! Boss, you still worship door gods, uh. Too powerful!"

Patrick said with expectation and nervousness: "Can you tell me, what gods are they?"

Gao Guang shouted: "Eastern war gods, because they are war gods, they became the emperor's door gods, because they are powerful enough, and because they are war gods and door gods, they are also weapons gods!"

Patrick suddenly realized, Lin Nianzu looked stupid, and then he said to Gao Guang: "Boss, it's high, it's really high!" Yuanzheng spread his hands and said: "It's amazing that you can think of it, this psychological therapy is amazing, really amazing!"

I'm not afraid that Patrick can understand, because it's Chinese.

Gao Guang still maintained a serious expression. He said to Patrick very seriously: "Kneel down! Well, since you have already kneeled down, then kneel down and worship, burn incense, and then I will summon the spirit of your gun!"