Chapter 1203 Small Freshness and Big Picture
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"Ask a question, has Luo Quan exhausted his talents?"
On Zhihu, I don’t know how long it has been since such a problem occurred.
However, when this question was asked before, it was because people sincerely felt that Luo Quan's talent had dried up, with a bit of belittling and gloating.
Apparently not this time.
Probably the new songs released by Luo Quan in the second round did not meet the fans' expectations at all, so everyone deliberately used this question to express their dissatisfaction.
"It's not that we can't accept slobbery songs, but this one is a bit too slobbery. It has no quality at all."
"It's really not up to Luobao's level. I'm very dissatisfied with this song."
"You've released three high-quality songs in a row. Now you're going to cause trouble for everyone, right?"
"It's normal for an album to have good and bad songs, but you're Luo Quan. Shouldn't the lower limit of bad songs be better than others?"
"Actually, the song "Let's Get Married" can't be said to be that bad. At least it's much better than the ones on Douyin, and the melody is very nice. When played during a wedding, the effect is great.
But this should be a single, not shoehorned into an album. "
"It's Luo Quan's fantasy world. Luo Bao fantasizes about getting married, so he came up with this song. The song is not bad, but it's just not as good as everyone expected."
"Anyway, I think it sounds pretty good. It keeps looping. And I will definitely play this song when the results are released in the future. I don't know why you are so picky."
"I'm not nitpicking, but I think this shouldn't be at the level Luo Bao should be, and it lacks musicality."
"It turns out that there are only a minority of music fans who like the so-called musicality. After all, this song is very popular on all major platforms, second only to Luosha Haishi in popularity, and has become more frequent than Luosha Haishi on Douyin. The BGM is so high."
"It's normal. The melody of the two is the best. The former is more popular with the public."
"Unfortunately, it may be difficult to hear Luo Bao's divine comedy again in the future."
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Fans on the Internet have mixed reviews of the new song. Luo Quan had expected this situation. After all, she released this song just to grab the top spot on the charts. She didn't consider the musicality at all, so it was normal for her to be scolded.
I just didn't expect that I didn't get the first place on the list, and I didn't get the reputation. I lost my wife and lost my troops.
But what happened has already happened, and there is no point in regretting it.
But seeing that there were so many fans complaining about this incident, Luo Quan could only hold a live broadcast the next day in order to stabilize everyone's mood.
"I'm guilty"
Luo Quan changed the title of the live broadcast room to look like this, but when facing the camera, she showed no sincerity in admitting her mistake, and she still looked playful and smiling.
"Haha, I just wanted to write a down-to-earth song to try to get a ranking on the charts. Who knew that there would be no chance of winning even before it was released?"
Luo Quan spread his hands and admitted his strategic miscalculation, and then said: "I know everyone wants some songs that are both musical and listenable, but such songs have been in music libraries all over the world. How many can there be?
This is something that can be encountered but cannot be sought. It requires a sudden flash of inspiration, rather than something that can be solved with a slap on the head. "
"That's true, but you are Luo Quan, the omnipotent Luo Quan."
"It's normal for others to not be able to do it, but you can't say you can't do it, especially when it comes to music."
"If you, Luo Bao, can't do it, then there should be no one in this world who can do it."
"Luo Bao, you must have prepared a surprise for everyone. Stop hiding it and take it out for everyone to see."
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Faced with the fans' trust, Luo Quan just shook his head and said in a regretful tone: "How can there be any surprises? If there really was a surprise, I would have shown it off long ago. How could I wait until now?
The next songs are basically ordinary pop songs, and there won't be any big waves, so don't expect too much. "
Fans were disappointed when they heard that Luo Quan didn't look like he was joking at all:
"It seems that what Luo Bao said this time is true. Although this album already has three top-notch works, it still feels a bit lacking."
"It's a regular-level album. It's equivalent to Luo Quan's previous albums. It's still much better than others."
“The greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment.”
"She's already twenty-five, and she's halfway through menopause. Can you still expect her to be as inspired as she was when she was young?"
"This time it's true that the talent has been exhausted."
"Haha, not as a brother, this is a bit too mean."
"Jiang Langcai is definitely fake, and the disappointment is definitely real."
"Stop talking, Luo Bao is going to drop the little pearl."
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The speeches of some venomous netizens are indeed very easy to break people's defenses. If it were a girl with a poor psychological quality, she might actually cry.
However, Luo Quan has always been carefree, and this little bit of aggression will not make her drop her little pearl.
It's this adjective that really makes people a little angry.
Half a foot has entered menopause. This kind of adjective is really something these people can't come up with. It makes people angry and want to laugh at the same time.
"I'm only twenty-five, not fifty-two. I'm not old enough yet." Luo Quan grabbed his face with his hands and showed off his elastic, smooth and collagen-filled face.
"Did you see that my skin is still very elastic? It means I am young now. I am still far away from menopause!"
Luo Quan looked at the camera and said.
"I don't believe it, unless you let me pinch it too."
"Can you describe how it feels, Luo Bao, so that everyone can have an idea."
"Haha, how can you imagine it just by describing it in words?"
"My suggestion is to try it directly on that piece of silicone. It feels like the feel won't be much different."
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"There's nothing special about the feel." Luo Quan squeezed another handful, "It's just like jelly, soft and elastic, but a little tighter than jelly... These are not the point. The point is not to mention menopause again. You have to wait until I’m forty years old before you use this word to attack me, right?”
Fans immediately responded:
"When a beautiful woman is called ugly by others, she will not get angry. When an ugly girl is called ugly by others, she will immediately break her guard."
"Luo Bao, you said this yourself."
"So is that why you hate this word so much?"
"Use his spear and attack his shield. Station B still has more masters."
"Haha, now Luo Bao has nothing to say."
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Indeed, as the barrage said, Luo Quan was briefly speechless.
Because the previous words were spoken by oneself, one cannot refute what one has said before, otherwise speaking in the future will sound like farts to others and will be unconvincing.
"You are just changing the concept." Luo Quan thought for a moment, and finally argued, "It's not because you broke the defense that you are ugly, but because ugly people are easier to break the defense.
Similarly, my rebuttal does not mean that I am such a person. Everyone must understand the cause and effect relationship here first. "
"Okay Luo Bao, we will pay attention to it in the future."
"Would you like Wuji Baifeng Pills? My family owns a pharmacy, and we have a prescription passed down from our ancestors, which is specially used to treat infertility... Oh no, it is specially used to treat insomnia, anxiety, and palpitation caused by menopause."
"I think the effect of donkey-hide gelatin should be better."
"Eight Hundred Years, Jiuzhitang, cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar, I choose ham to be the best among kings, one section is better than six sections!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"This is nothing."
"I'm Luo Bao and I'm going to be so angry with you right now."
"It's enough to make fun of me. If I continue to persecute the anchor, I won't be able to see any swimsuit photos."
"Fuck, don't do it. I was wrong, Luo Bao. I will never dare to do it again."
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To put it bluntly, Luo Quan really doesn't have any good methods to deal with fans who like to have fun.
I know they are joking to liven up the atmosphere, so it’s not easy to say harsh words.
But if she didn't say it more harshly, these people didn't take her seriously at all, which made her feel panicked.
After thinking about it, I finally decided not to worry too much about these fun people.
They come online just to have fun. Compared with the very poor quality netizens on Tieba and Weibo who are full of dirty words, the quality of these fun people in the live broadcast room is already quite high.
At least he doesn't say bad words or make dirty jokes. That's already good. What else is there to do with a bicycle?
As for those barrages that make people feel a little uncomfortable, let them pass like this.
Don't be angry. If you get sick from anger, there will be no one to take care of you.
Taking a deep breath, Luo Quan quickly calmed down: "The fifth song will be released tonight, and it is still a Chinese song. It is also the last Chinese song of this album. Please stay tuned."
"Luo Bao, those depressing words you just said are really hard to make everyone look forward to it."
"As long as the words Luo Quan are in the list of creators, this song will be worth looking forward to!"
"That's right, Jiang Langcai was just joking. You don't really think Luo Bao is going to die, do you?"
"Don't be ridiculous, brother, Luo Bao can't write a bad song even if he writes with his eyes closed. I strongly suspect that this next song will be another divine song!"
"Be cautious and optimistic, I feel that the probability of a divine comedy is low."
"Then let's wait and see!"
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When teasing Luo Quan, these fans wanted to make Luo Quan worthless.
But when it comes to the critical moment, the barrage will almost never see a few bad guys with treason.
It shows that fans still know their priorities and know when to make jokes and when to take things seriously.
Luo Quan felt a little disappointed as he looked at the barrage that filled the screen with anticipation.
The co-writer has put so much effort into creating an environment where everyone has no expectations for the new song, but it has failed in the blink of an eye?
So what are the complaints and questions she received in the past?
It’s too unfair!
Luo Quan couldn't help but bulge his cheeks when he thought of this, like a squirrel stuffing its mouth with acorns.
She just wants her fans to be unfavorable about her new song, and then slap them in the face.
Unexpectedly, fans now no longer accept this trick at all, and trust her unconditionally, believing that she can come up with a song that will amaze everyone.
I don’t know whether to praise them for being loyal enough, or scold their fans for being too heavy-handed and brainless.
The feeling of being reversed and slapped in the face is probably impossible to create, but at least it can be seen that fans still have great trust in her, which is always a good thing.
"The live broadcast ends here. I will continue the live broadcast at 0 o'clock tonight. After listening to the song, everyone can come to the live broadcast room to talk about their thoughts."
After saying that, Luo Quan stopped broadcasting.
Because she said hello in advance this time, except for fans, ordinary passers-by and netizens have no expectations for her new song.
Most people think that it would be enough to release another more functional love song like "Let's Get Married".
This song is good when used at a wedding scene, but if used to express love, it is too formal and not particularly suitable.
Therefore, netizens really want Luo Quan to release a song to express his love, and finally the kind that can touch the hearts of girls as soon as he sings it.
They believe that Luo Quan's songs definitely have such magic power.
After all, girls will cry every time they listen to "My Heart Will Go On", so it shouldn't be difficult to find a song with a similar effect.
But this time, Luo Quan was destined to disappoint them.
When the song was released, the name of the song immediately made everyone look like black people with question marks.
"Turkish Ice Cream"?
What kind of weird song title is this? Is it telling my dear lover that you are as sweet as Turkish ice cream?
I searched my mind for images of this Turkish specialty, and found only an image of an ice cream merchant so skinny that I wanted to hit him.
Turkish ice cream is a specialty of Turkey, and it can also be said to be the way it is sold.
The owner of the ice cream shop will trick the customer who wants to eat ice cream in various ways so that he can never get his own ice cream.
The most common trick is to seemingly hand the ice cream to the customer, but as soon as the customer blinks, they find that the ice cream in their hand turns into an empty cone.
And no matter how many times you repeat it, or how careful you are, you will be played by the boss in different ways.
But it's easy to crack it, that is, you can eat whatever the boss gives you.
Although you can't eat the ice cream, the cones taste good. As long as you bite into two, the boss will know that he feels sorry for you and will immediately put the ice cream in your hand and let you go.
As for why Luo Quan used this specialty as the title of his song, most people don't know much about it.
There are still a few people who have guessed some reasons.
Could it be that the theme of Luo Quan's song is "playing"?
So what exactly is Luo Quan playing?
Are you playing with the audience or playing with the music?
All the answers can only be revealed after listening to this song.