Chapter 3063 Is This Mouth Covered with Poison? (80)
Cen Mohan brushed her mutton and analyzed her bit by bit.
"A man bows his head and can only see the dark top of his head. He doesn't know whether she is happy or unhappy, and he doesn't know her emotions. It's easy to annoy her and make her angry."
"If a man wants to kiss a girl, he needs to squat down or pick up the girl. This is fine at home, but outside, those who don't know the situation will think they are father and daughter."
"A man wants to hug a girl. Basically, the woman's head is on the man's heart. If you have a better ear, you may be able to hear his heartbeat."
"As for women, looking at men, they always have to work hard to raise their heads, which has a huge impact on the cervical spine. After a long time, they will instinctively feel tired in their hearts."
"And what a woman sees when she looks up, the most likely thing she sees is the man's stubble chin, and the hair in his nostrils, again a negative score."
"It's best for men to keep their bodies clean at all times, and not to have strange body odors. Otherwise, when they hug a girl, the girl will most likely faint or feel disgusted with men."
"These are just the disadvantages of getting along with each other, and there are others, such as whether the married life is harmonious, children's genetic problems, etc."
444 was a little stunned: [This analysis... even I have to be resigned. 】
"Isn't the analysis quite right?"
A lot of small things seem to be worth mentioning, but in fact, when you think about them, these problems are very realistic.
[You are right, you are right. 】
Good looking, harassing you is the overbearing president falling in love with me.
Being old and ugly is sexual harassment and perverted, and needs demon spirits to exorcise evil spirits.
The host's three views are getting more and more distorted.
Su Qiao put down her chopsticks, picked up the juice, and deliberately said to the man opposite: "So, what do you mean, if I'm 20 centimeters away from you, it will be the same in the future?"
Of course, Cen Mohan would not let himself fall into the pit.
"I don't have a special body odor, I keep my beard clean every day, you don't see nose hairs, you put your head on my shoulders, and you don't use the top of your head to listen to your heartbeat."
"Without wearing high heels, you only need to be 40 centimeters away from me, you don't need to look up to see me, and I can see your face."
"We want to kiss, you don't need to tiptoe, I don't need to bend over, it's easy to do."
Su Qiao: "..."
It's easy to do, what the hell is this?
You thought it was a textbook, you were teaching.
How did this guy grow up?
Is it possible that this is the case abroad?
Or is his personality just so... direct, or... rigid? Nor is it true, stereotyped people are not like that either.
"When you're full, go back!"
Su Qiao felt that she was no match for her thick skin.
The most amazing thing is that he can still speak seriously with the expression of an old researcher.
Cen Mohan felt that what he had read in books and online in the past were all nonsense.
At this time, girls are not shy or enthusiastic at all.
Silently settled the bill and followed him downstairs.
As soon as Su Qiao arrived at the parking lot, she felt something was wrong.
She looked left and right, only to realize that the black jade Bao Shijie, who had been parked beside her car, had disappeared.
"Where's your car?"
Cen Mohan said calmly: "Just now my sister was in urgent need and drove away."
Su Qiao: "..."
So, is this the rhythm of preparing to rub her car every day in the future?
Turning to look at the man who looked at him innocently, Su Qiao sighed.
What else can I do?
You can't just throw people here, can you?