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"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

The most tragic travel in this century, the traveler was trapped by the original owner and couldn't take care of himself! There are pits everywhere in life. Every time a beautiful woman appears, you have to worry about whether she will be slapped by the other party! In fact, I really just want to copy books quietly. What music godfather, what actor, what a genius screenwriter, what a legendary director, don't give me such titles at will! (No system, no golden fingers, and the rhythm is really not fast. This is a story without too many slaps in the face, no routines, and no impetuousness. The author is serious. Power generation for love, not just bad money.) (It is solemnly stated that the basis for marking the heroine and supporting actress is the frequency of appearances. Being set as the heroine by the author does not mean that something will happen with the male protagonist!)

In a world full of superheroes, not having a system isn't a big deal. But if the superheroes here are more jerks than each other, that's a huge problem. In the cabin of the plane that was about to crash into the Atlantic Ocean, Wei Chen began to write a suicide note: the plane was flying at an altitude of 40,000 feet, the cockpit was filled with smoke and fire, and the safety door was broken, causing the cabin to lose pressure. The only life-saving straw-what should we do if the superheroes don't care about us? Waiting online, very urgent. This book is also known as "Superhero Begins in Black Robe", "I Formed the Justice League", "Batman Through Time, I Am Your Father".

Sitting up in shock while dying, the sixtieth man is a superstar. From dragon sleeves to internet celebrities, from internet celebrities to old opera bones, from old opera bones to old fresh meat… The saddest protagonist in history, Li Shixin said: Although I touch porcelain and rely on the old to sell the old, I know that I am a good old man! This is roughly a story about using strength to interpret that your uncle will always be your uncle.

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

Introduction. What's the introduction? There is no introduction to this book. A novel that the author doesn't even know what to write.

When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience... Entertainment dies in prosperity. Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry. He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then—— Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;... Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar! Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming! Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island". Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time. Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

[No heroine, no emotional line, no ambiguity, a lot of private settings, a comprehensive world view, I am an organization. 】 [There is a story about an undercover police officer with real wine, there is a possibility of death for the red party, and both Bourbon and Scotland are real wine] “Name.” “Osamu Dazai.” “gender.” “A man without a doubt.” “age.” “14.” “The code name of the Black Organization.” “Cahor.” “Why did you join the Black Organization?” “Well, because I’m the adopted son of that gentleman.” [This article is also known as Osamu Dazai of COS. I recognized a thief as a father in the Conan crew. I am not disqualified in this world. I am full of fighting skills. I appeared in Japan the next second at the comic exhibition and became a three-year-old slaughter] [There will be other vests. ][The elegant party and the gangsters stay away from me][Writing to play, don’t gangster]

During the late night rescue operation. The young surgeon caught the system and began a strange life. “Ding Dong! Reward 3,000 broken finger replants!” "Ding Dong! Five thousand heart bypass surgery sold for half the price." Brain tumor refueling package! “Looking at your excellent performance recently, and after a systematic evaluation, you will give up the system lab – “What? This broken system is so great that it can not only do surgery, but also do scientific research? Well, let’s go to the climax of life like this

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】 Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG. The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth. But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games. So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire. Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys? However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one! From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began... Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!" Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?" fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!" ...

The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"