Chapter 203 Liu Bei: I Like the Posthumous Title Zhaolie! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Damn! Did I bring you to the real world?"

Lu Bu raised his leg and was about to kick Liu Bei in the face when he saw Li Yu and Lao Dan standing beside him, and then he reacted.

Liu Bei, who had shoe marks on his face, let go of Lu Bu's leg, rubbed his eyes, looked at the surroundings, and couldn't believe it:

"Is this the real world?"

Zhang Fei patted the hard concrete floor and sat up. When he saw Li Yu, his eyes lit up:

"Are you that Laoshizi Li Banxian'er?"

Half fairy?

In the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, I was an immortal master, in the world of Water Margin, I was an immortal master, and in the world of Yangjiafu Romance, I was the immortal contemporary of the empress. How come you Zhang Fei said that I have become a magic stick?

How on earth did this guy Lu Bu get my life in vain?

Guan Yunchang was also a little confused. He looked around and noticed the compressed biscuits:

"A certain person was still eating this thing just now..."

At this point, his original memory came to him, holding his head in his hands, with pain in his voice:

"Xuzhou... Xudu... Three chapters of the agreement... Siege of White Horse... Runan... Xinye... Battle of Chibi... Going to the meeting alone..."

He painfully silently recited the place names and major events related to him in the original work. The last thing he said was the terminal station of his life:

"Maicheng!"

At this time, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei also held their heads and accepted the original plot.

Finally, after all three people had finished reading their memories, Guan Yu punched the cement floor:

"Jiangdong rats, you missed my big event!"

After saying this, he handed over his hands and apologized to Liu Bei:

"I lost Jingzhou, please punish me, brother!"

Liu Bei smiled bitterly and waved his hand:

"After your death, I sent troops to Soochow to avenge you. Unfortunately, my success failed. I burned down my entire family and passed away in Baidi City...Yide, how many times have I told you to show compassion to the soldiers, but you don't Listen, what’s the result?”

Zhang Fei blew his beard angrily. He wanted to refute but didn't know what to say. When he caught a glimpse of Lu Bu, he cursed like thunder:

"Slave with the third surname! Slave with the third surname! Slave with the third surname!"

Good guy, after reading the memory, this guy finally picked up the skill pack... Li Yu took out his ears and finally understood Mr. Zhang's super loud voice.

Lu Bu shrugged and spread his hands shamelessly:

"I neither killed Ding Yuan nor recognized Dong Zhuo as my adoptive father. Black-faced Lizi, you didn't hit the mark."

After speaking, he gave Zhang Fei a little thumbs up:

"San'er, you are too young to be able to do it... Xuande Laoguan, please get up and introduce an important person to you."

This guy got up from the ground and straightened his clothes first. After Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and the others sat up from the ground, he took Li Yu and introduced him seriously:

"He is the confidant and friend mentioned by Mr. Wen He, the master of the young emperor Liu Xie, the financial backer behind our Bingzhou Army, the worldly immortal elder mentioned by Guo Fengxiao, and the peer of Nuwa Empress. He controls several people with one hand. The owner of B&Bs in the world: Mr. Li Yuli... Oh my god, I’m so suffocated, I’ll just say that for now, and I’ll introduce other titles later.”

When Liu Bei heard this, he quickly straightened his clothes and bowed with Zhang Fei and Guan Yu:

"Liu Bei, Queen Jing of Zhongshan, pays homage to Mr. Li!"

"Guan meets Mr. Li!"

"Zhang Fei meets Mr. Li!"

Li Yu quickly said:

"You're welcome. We are a family when we come to the B&B...I have admired you three since I could read comic strips, and now I finally meet real people."

Liu Bei was a little surprised:

"Are the three of me famous?"

"You gave the man a decent ending. His posthumous name is Zhaolie. He is a famous Mingjun in history. He is also the person that all civil servants and generals want to follow since ancient times... Laoguan has become a god in the future, as long as it involves credit and morality. You have to worship him, there are at least hundreds of thousands of Guan Gong temples in the real world."

Hearing this, Zhang Fei couldn't wait to ask:

"What about me? What am I famous for?"

Lu Bu put his arms around his neck and said:

"You are even more famous. You lost Xiaopei when you defended Xiaopei, you lost your family when you protected your family, and finally got the chance to seize Hanzhong. You also fought a decisive defeat..."

Zhang Fei:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Bingzhou boy, believe it or not, I will kill you with one spear?

Shan Xiongxin came over and saluted Liu Guanzhang first, then took out a small bag of snacks from his arms and comforted Zhang Fei:

"Huan Hou's fame in later generations is mostly related to food. For example, this small bag is called Zhang Fei beef, which is perfect for drinking. I heard that there are Zhang Fei pot helmets, Zhang Fei pan noodles, Zhang Fei broad beans and other delicacies. "

Zhang Fei opened his mouth, feeling that nothing related to him was serious.

Liu Bei cupped his fists in response to Shan Xiongxin, and then murmured:

"Zhao Lie, how could he get such a posthumous title..."

From the perspective of the emperor's posthumous title, these two words put together are not a good posthumous title. Zhao means light is too strong, and fierce means fire, which does not match the image of the emperor who is open-minded and accepting advice.

Li Yu originally thought that he was dissatisfied with this posthumous title, and was about to give some advice, but Liu Bei suddenly sighed:

"Kong Ming, who knows me well, can give me such an appropriate posthumous title. I am really lucky!"

Damn, I actually like it?

Guan Yu raised his hands to Li Yu and asked:

"I dare to ask Mr. Li, can we go back? Guan has too many regrets to make up for. If we can go back, we will definitely..."

If it were to happen again, he would definitely not despise the nobles in Jingzhou, would not allow Mi Fang to surrender to Soochow, and would not give all the weapons and supplies accumulated by Jiangling to Soochow.

In addition, I have to advise the third brother to whip the soldiers less, advise the military advisor to take care of his health, and advise the eldest brother not to seek revenge for himself...

There are so many things he wants to do and he can't wait to go back now.

Li Yu shook his head:

"You can't go back. People from your world, except for Lu Bu, will become modern people once they come here. There is no way to go back."

Lu Bu comforted him:

"Don't worry, Lao Guan. It's a good thing to escape. Besides, you three brothers now have the memory of the entire Three Kingdoms world, and you all know their own shortcomings. You have a body in your twenties and an experience in your fifties and sixties. It won't matter in the future. Everything you do will become easier.”

"Thank you, Marquis Wen, for your comfort!"

When he heard that he couldn't go back, Lao Guan sighed softly.

Li Yu asked:

"What were you doing holding brother Fengxian just now? Are you planning to assassinate him?"

When this topic was mentioned, Liu Bei showed a bit of shame on his face:

"Yide heard that Fengxian had found the jade seal of the Kingdom, but he kept it secret and hid it somewhere else. Bei wanted to ask him whether he wanted to revive the Han Dynasty or become a traitor. If he wanted to bring trouble to the imperial court, we three brothers would People just..."

He paused, glanced at Lu Bu apologetically, and then said firmly:

"Just eliminate harm for the people, lest the court collapse further."

Lu Bu smiled jokingly and pointed at the double swords hanging from Liu Bei's waist:

"I'm so good to you, why do you want to kill me when you ask me to?"

A flash of pain flashed across Liu Bei's face:

"Fengxian really has nothing to say to me. After assassinating you, I will commit suicide to apologize!"

Guan Yu raised his hand and said:

"Me too, I will repay Marquis Wen with my life!"

Just when Li Yu thought Zhang Fei would say the classic "Me too", the shaggy-faced black man said uncharacteristically:

"I won't commit suicide. I will go to Bingzhou children's grave every day to jump on it and urinate on the way to relieve the hatred in my heart!"

Damn, how much psychological shadow has Lu Bu left on Mr. Zhang these days? He actually came up with such a trick.

San'er won't be abused by me anymore. He can't let me go... Lu Bu laughed and touched Zhang Fei with his shoulder:

"You still don't believe me, you're a country bumpkin. This is called a graveyard dance. Let me show you."

Now in the world with the Internet, Lu Bu took out his mobile phone to show off his energy, searched for a disco video and played it to Zhang Fei:

"San'er, you have to do this on the grave, it's more insulting."

Zhang Fei glanced at it and said speechlessly:

"If anyone dares to act like this on my grave, he will turn into a ghost and take his life!"

The warehouse is not a place for chatting, Li Yu greeted:

"Let's go to the restaurant to get something and chat while eating...I'll buy some beds later, and let's be neighbors with Brother Shan in the evening."

Well, Lu Bu has to bring all Liu Guanzhang's equipment and horses. Once they are familiar with the environment, generals from different worlds can compete with each other in the backyard of the B&B.

With so many masters working as sparring partners for Xiao Yue Fei, Marshal Yue's combat effectiveness should be even higher in the future.

On the way to the restaurant, Lu Bu whispered to Liu Bei:

"The inheritance of the imperial seal is of great importance. I have sent it here for safekeeping. When the court is clear, I will bring it back and let Liu Xie take charge of the court."

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei quickly apologized:

"I'm prepared to blame you first, I'm willing to be punished!"

"This is easy to handle. Drink two more drinks later, but don't give me a goldfish."

The group came to the restaurant. Li Yu prepared some braised side dishes, fried half a pot of meat slices with onions and peppers, cooked a pot of noodles, and made mixed noodles and served them to Liu Guanzhang.

Coming out of the warehouse, the three brothers were full of curiosity about everything in the modern world.

Lu Bu, who usually liked to show off, said nothing, which aroused the curiosity of the three people to the extreme.

After the food was served and the white wine was poured, Lu Bu took a piece of pig's trotters, took a bite, and urged:

"What are you doing standing around? Hurry up and eat. You won't still miss Bingzhou Army's big pot of food, will you?"

Shan Xiongxin said:

"I think it's hard to get used to it. When Shan first came here, he was not used to it. He lost the confidence he had in the past and couldn't do anything... But as time went by, it was not bad. He was practicing martial arts every day and felt content. "

Liu Bei tasted the dishes on the table and felt that every dish was delicious, so he raised his wine glass and saluted Li Yu:

"Please don't blame Mr. Li for the trouble."

"The emperor is out of touch when he says this. Live a good life when you come here. Get familiar with modern society first and learn some knowledge along the way. No matter what you do, arming your mind is the most important thing."

Upon hearing this, Guan Erye, who loves reading, quickly asked:

"Are you free to study books?"

"Of course. Now everyone has books to read. There is no need to borrow or copy books. Even children no longer need to spend money to go to school. It is compulsory education and the state pays for it."

Liu Bei felt excited when he heard this:

"If a big man behaves like this, the family's disaster will be easily solved!"

Zhang Fei took a big mouthful of noodles:

"Brother, we can't go back, so don't worry about the big man. Let's eat and drink enough first and then beat Bingzhou's kid. My wife and children are all gone. Where can I reason with you?"

Li Yu was shocked:

"You have now taken Xiahou as your wife?"

I remember when the relationship between Cao Cao and Liu Bei was the most harmonious, that is, before the incident of the Clothes and Belt Edict, Zhang Fei went out of the city and met the Xiahou family who was chopping firewood. lady.

In the battle of Dingjun Mountain, Huang Zhong killed Xia Houyuan with his sword, and Zhang Fei's wife ran out to plead for mercy, so Xia Houyuan was properly buried.

Later, when the Sima family launched the Gaopingling coup against Cao Wei, Xiahou Ba was worried about being implicated in revenge, so he defected to Xishu and was warmly welcomed by Liu Chan.

It is almost ten years since the Clothing and Belt Edict. Where did you get your wife and children, Lao Zhang?

Zhang Fei smiled sheepishly:

"From what I read in my memory, she is only five or six years old now, which is still far from that."

Lu Bu chewed the pig's trotters and told the three people about the upcoming changes in the world of the Three Kingdoms. For example, the traces of the three people would gradually disappear, and no one would even remember it. Even the person who killed Hua Xiong might be replaced. Become someone else.

In short, the traces of the existence of the three people will be completely erased, and no one will remember them except Lu Bu and Sun Facai.

Liu Bei took a bite of beef tendon:

"Don't even Zilong remember me?"

Lu Bu handed him the chili oil:

"Zilong, don't think about it. That is the general I will leave for myself in the future. Anyway, I will only be a bodyguard with you. What a waste of talent."

"Where's Kong Ming?"

"Brother Liang will become Liu Xie's most trusted prime minister in the future, and it has nothing to do with you... Xuande, don't worry about those people. People should look forward and don't dwell on the past."

However, they were originally in front of me in life... Liu Bei sighed:

"That's fine, Zilong can soar into the sky, and Kong Ming won't have to work hard anymore... Has he lived to be sixty?"

Li Yu took his mobile phone and carefully told Liu Bei about the fate of the main characters of the Shu Han Dynasty after being orphaned in Baidi City. When he heard that Zhuge Liang failed to survive and fell in Wuzhangyuan, Uncle Liu's tears flowed out unconsciously:

"I misjudged Kong Ming. He is such a talented person, but he has been trapped in a corner of Sichuan and Sichuan all his life. He has never had the opportunity to realize his ambition. It is really my fault!"

Look, this is the charm of Uncle Liu Huang.

If his subordinates fail to realize their ambitions, he will feel that it is his own fault for not providing a broader platform for his subordinates.

In the original work, when Huang Quan was besieged by Soochow and had no choice but to surrender to Cao Wei, Liu Bei blamed himself in the same way and treated Huang Quan's wife and children well. In order to repay this kindness, Huang Quan's son Huang Chong eventually died in the battle at Mianzhu.

Uncle Liu Huang has a life of benevolence and always looks for the reasons for everything in himself. At first glance, it may seem that he has no courage, but when encountering problems, he will always be the first to rush to the front.

People, brothers, soldiers, counselors... He cared about everyone in his heart, so much so that even his enemies were deeply impressed, and the assassin who went to assassinate him even fell down on the spot.

When Liu Bei heard that Jiang Wei had risked his whole family's lives to carry out counter-clocking, Liu Bei hid his face and cried, expressing deep remorse for this famous general who he had never met but who inherited Kong Ming's legacy.

"It's my fault, I'm sorry for them!"

The last thing he talked about was Liu Chan, who was happy and unwilling to miss Shu. After listening to it, Liu Bei burst into tears like an old father:

"I was able to persevere for decades after my death. After all the hardships, I went to Luoyang and enjoyed a few years of blessings. It can be considered a happy death."

Although modern people think of Liu Chan as being unable to hold up the wall, in those troubled times when heroes were vying for power, it was very rare for him as an emperor to be able to completely delegate power without holding him back at all.

In order to support the Northern Expedition, Liu Chan also set an example of frugality. He kept everything simple in terms of food and clothing in the palace, and even had few concubines.

Compared with Liu Bei, he may be much mediocre, but if he changes his position with Zhao Gou, with this action, Yue Fei can chase the Jin army all the way to the Arctic Circle.

If he calls "handsome father" again, Yue Fei will be embarrassed to return to the imperial court unless he defeats the entire Siberia.

Everyone was eating, drinking and chatting in the vast sea when Wu Song came back:

"Brother Li, I have met Elder Zhizhen... who are these?"

Li Yu quickly stood up and introduced:

"Erlang, come on, this is Liu Bei, Uncle Liu, this is Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang, this is Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide... Brother Fengxian has brought them to the real world."

When Wu Song heard this, he quickly raised his hands and saluted.

The B&B already has the second brother Qin, the second brother Shan and Wu Erlang, and together with the second brother Guan, they can just put together a mahjong table.

Liu Bei is very adaptable. Hearing that Wu Song also came from the world in the book, he quickly said:

"My dear brother, you don't need to be polite. Mr. Li said that we are all a family. Since we are a family, there is no need to be so polite... I see that you are tired of life, come and come, drink this cup to the full."

Look, this is the charm of the emperor's uncle. He gives up his seat and pours wine as soon as he gets to know him, which makes people feel warmer.

A man whose charm exceeds that of Diao Chan is indeed extraordinary.

Wu Song hadn't eaten yet, so Shan Xiongxin went to bring some braised food, and Li Yu also asked Xiuhe to cook some vegetables.

In the small private room, everyone finished greetings, and Wu Song continued to talk about the trip to Mount Wutai:

"Elder Zhiming turned out to be a pseudonym. His real name is Zhiming. He is Elder Zhizhen's senior brother. After I handed over Master's letter, he took me to see Elder Zhizhen."

Zhi Ming, Zhi Zhen, this does sound like a senior brother.

Lu Bu asked:

"What did he say? Do you agree with Lu Zhishen to go to Qilin Village?"

Wu Song shook his head:

"At first, Elder Zhizhen said that the Demon Star's coming to earth was a disaster and should not be avoided. But when I said that the Jin soldiers going south would kidnap the entire royal family and kill countless people, he made several calculations in succession, and kept thinking How could it be so..."

The story of Water Margin ended in 1124, so they couldn't calculate the Jin soldiers going south in 1127?

But now that the two worlds have merged, it should not be difficult to calculate.

Wu Song tore into the roast chicken and took a big bite, then said:

"After Elder Zhizhen's calculations, he confirmed that something big will happen in the future. Without saying a word, he wrote a letter and asked me to take him to Erlong Mountain to find Lu Zhishen. He will naturally know after reading the letter."

Read the letter?

Not illiterate?

Wu Song said:

"Elder Zhizhen said that as long as Lu Zhishen opens the letter, he will understand everything without saying anything."

It seems that the master and apprentice have a secret contact method.

A great monk who can easily see through the fate of others is indeed not simple.

Maybe when Lu Zhishen was causing trouble in Mount Wutai, Elder Zhizhen was flexing his muscles and eager to beat his apprentice.

After Wu Song finished speaking, he took out the gold-encrusted jade Buddha that Li Yu gave him yesterday:

"Elder Zhizhen didn't ask for this gift. He said that this thing had another destiny and asked me to return it to you... He also said that since I escaped, I should go to that world less, so as not to displease some gods."

In my day, you don’t even pretend to be, right?

He actually said these things that cannot be put on the table. It seems that Elder Zhizhen still has opinions on gods.

In fact, this is right. Immortal cultivators who come out of the human world must protect the human world. They cannot be like the two or five young men in the heaven and obey their orders to manipulate the human world.

While chatting, Liu Bei suddenly asked:

"Brother Erlang, what did you mean by the Jin soldiers going south? What did you mean by kidnapping the royal family?"