Chapter 296 Xie Yingden Looks at Feng Shui! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Just say whatever you need."

Since we want to rob the prison and rescue the treasure, the B&B has to help.

After finishing the small sesame seed cake in his hand, Wu Song made a few requests:

"A barrel of gasoline to burn down the prison after the event to buy time for the escape; a few sets of stab-proof clothing to prevent those involved from being injured; and a few boxes of fireworks to disturb the people in the city and stop the pursuers."

That's it?

How come you are robbing a prison and don’t have as much stuff as someone else’s picnic?

However, in the original work, You Le and Li Ying Wai cooperated, and the whole process of the prison robbery was extremely smooth. They even had time to go to the home of Mao Taigong, who framed the treasure, and killed their entire family as well as Bao Kongmu, who helped in the frame.

Speaking of which, it was a real loss for Taigong Mao and his family to be wiped out.

The two brothers Jie Zhen and Jie Bao were ordered to capture a man-eating tiger. They worked in the mountains for many days and finally caught it. As a result, the tiger, with several arrows in its body, relied on its last strength to leap from the mountain to the yard of Mao Taigong's house. inside.

The two honest brothers came to ask for money. It was originally a simple matter, but Grandpa Mao and his family became greedy.

Even though Xie Zhen Jie Bao promised that all the rewards from the government would be given to Mao Taigong, and the two of them would be exempted from the government's punishment, Taigong Mao's family remained unmoved. They falsely accused the two brothers of stealing and were thrown into prison.

Mao Taigong's son-in-law, Bao Kongmu, also quickly completed the case and sent the two brothers Xie Zhen and Jie Bao to death row, and then pretended to receive the reward for capturing the tiger.

If they hadn't met Le He who was on duty on death row, the two brothers might have been beheaded in this way.

But fate is so wonderful. Lehe, who is as smart as Yanqing, not only took care of the two brothers, but also rushed outside the city to notify Sister-in-law Sun Xin and his wife.

Sister-in-law Gu immediately made the decision to rob the prison. She deceived Sun Li and his wife on the grounds that she was ill, and then planned to rob the prison. After the incident was completed, she fled to Liangshan.

I should say it or not, but having a cousin like this is truly a blessing.

Although Sun Li has the highest martial arts skills in the Dengzhou faction, the backbone is Sister-in-law Gu.

This violent tigress who "sometimes gets angry, lifts the well railing and hits her husband on the head; suddenly becomes anxious and knocks off the dealer's legs with a pebble", although she ranks 101st in Liangshan, she has made many great contributions.

To outwit the Daming Mansion, she and Sun Xin pretended to be a country couple watching the lights and acted as internal agents.

During the attack on Dongping Mansion, she disguised herself as a poor woman, secretly contacted Shi Jin on the pretext of delivering food to her old master, and agreed on a date for the prison robbery. Unfortunately, the jailer misremembered the big and small steps in the lunar calendar, and Shi Jin asked him again. Date, the result is a waste of time.

When Gao Qiu was defeated three times, she sneaked into Jeju disguised as a woman delivering food and burned down the shipyard.

During the conquest of Fangla, Dusong Pass was damaged by Dong Ping, Zhang Qing, Zhou Tong and other heroes, leaving the top management of Liangshan at a loss. Sister-in-law Gu, pretending to be a refugee, found out that there was a small road behind Dusong Pass and led them Shi Qian and others set a fire and successfully captured this important pass.

After countless bloody events, Sister-in-law Gu was able to escape unscathed and returned to Dengzhou to open a restaurant and casino again. This was not only due to luck, she also had real abilities.

Now that I have joined Qilin Village, I wonder what surprises this originator of Savage Girlfriend can create.

Wu Song ate a small basket of sesame seed cakes and drank a small pot of pimple soup made by Li Yu using seafood, and was about to leave as soon as he touched his mouth.

Xie Yingdeng stood up and asked:

"Is this trip dangerous? Do you want help from Xiaodao?"

For such a big thing as a prison robbery, it will definitely be difficult to operate. Xie Yingdeng's ability to control objects through the air may be of great help.

Wu Song said with a smile:

"Don't worry, dear brother, we have already planned everything, and if we work together internally and externally, there won't be any accidents."

Li Yu led Wu Song to the warehouse, selected several sets of stab-proof clothing based on the physiques of Zou Yuan, Zou Runle and others, and brought over a large jug of gasoline.

A full 25 liters is enough to burn a cell mainly made of wood.

Then Li Yu dug out six or seven steel knives that he had found from Zhao Dahu, including Xiuchun knives and dog-leg machetes, and asked Wu Song to take them over to increase his own combat power.

After everything was settled, Wu Song handed over to Li Yugong and left the real world with these things.

When Xie Yingdeng saw Wu Song disappear, he prayed specially.

Li Yu said to him:

"Take the newly bought snacks and I'll take you to meet the Nuwa Empress."

"Xiaodao obeys the order!"

Xie Yingdeng hurried to the study, carrying milk tea and snacks, and hurriedly walked to the scenic spot with Li Yu. Diao Chan also followed because he hadn't seen the empress for a long time.

"Li Yu? It's already dark, why did you bring a Taoist priest?"

When they arrived at the gate of Longwang Village, they happened to meet Zhao Dahu sending Wen Jing back. After having a barbecue last time and being publicly executed, the two of them were already broken and no longer kept any secrets.

Li Yu pointed at Xie Yingdeng and said nonsense:

"This is a Taoist priest invited from other places, specially here to help me with Feng Shui."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Dahu became interested:

"My grandma bought a cemetery and asked many Feng Shui masters to check it out. Some said it was good and some said it was not good. Can the Taoist priest help me check it out?"

Good guy, don’t you believe this?

Unexpectedly, Bandit Mu's words came true, and Xie Yingdeng actually received the business, but instead of looking at palms and faces, he was looking at the ghost house.

Li Yu glanced at Xie Yingdeng and saw that the little Taoist priest looked eager to try, so he agreed:

"Okay, let's go tomorrow. He will stay here for a few days and help me check out all the Feng Shui in the scenic spot. If you need anything, you can always come to us at the B&B."

"Okay, then tomorrow morning..."

Zhao Dahu was about to think about going to see Feng Shui tomorrow morning, but Xie Yingdeng looked at his face and said:

"Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon, you come to the B&B and I will accompany you to see it."

"Damn it, did you see something on my face? Taoist priest, can you take a look at our marriage? We will be engaged by the end of the year."

Zhao Dahu seemed to have met a master, he begged hurriedly, and even took out his mobile phone to transfer money to Xie Yingdeng.

Wen Jing also looked hopeful, wanting to know the future of the two of them.

Xie Yingden looked at the faces of the two people carefully:

"When you two first get along, there will be some friction, but as long as you give each other some understanding and patience, you can grow old together hand in hand and spend this life happily."

After saying that, he waved his whisk:

"It's fate that we met each other. There is no charge for this meeting. I hope you two can stay in love until old age!"

Damn it, this little cliché, Xiao Xie, why don’t you stay in the real world and be a bad guy.

Zhao Dahu thanked Xie Yingdeng for his kindness. He heard that Xie Yingdeng was not averse to meat and fish, so he planned to go to the market tomorrow to buy some delicious food to express his gratitude.

After leaving Dragon King Village, Diao Chan took Li Yu's arm and wanted to ask Xie Yingdeng something, but was hesitant.

"Second Master, if you have something to say, you might as well say it directly. You will tell everything you know."

Ha, someone called me Second Master Mu again... The little girl felt happy and blurted out:

"Do you really know how to read faces? Can you help me read them too?"

"Second Master Mother's life is precious. There is no need to worry about gains and losses. Your marriage to the Immortal is unbreakable."

"Sister Zhou..."

"The same is true for Grand Master and Immortal Chief. I dare not say more about the specific path. Once the fate is revealed, it will change."

Xie Yingdeng was very eloquent and even used to ask for signatures to explain.

Worshiping gods and asking for fortune-telling is a matter of consuming your luck. When your luck is improving, don't ask for fortune-telling or pray to gods. If you pray that way, you may get all the good luck in the future and start to have bad luck.

When it goes down, you can worship it. Maybe bad luck will be absorbed and your life will start to bottom out.

Li Yu was stunned when he heard his words. Thinking of Zhao Dahu's face, he asked curiously:

"Why did you choose to see the feng shui of the Yin Mansion in the afternoon? Is there any special emphasis on it?"

"Aren't we going to eat roasted whole lamb in the morning? I'm afraid we'll be delayed... Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon is the time when brother Big Tiger has the best luck. There won't be any accidents when he goes out by car."

Good guy, if Zhao Dahu hears these words, the bearded man will probably fight against feudalism and superstition again.

As soon as he reached the statue, Xie Yingden said keenly:

"It seems that there is a mysterious and mysterious force that has enveloped me... Immortal Chief, is this?"

"You have entered the range of my queen's induction."

As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, his old mother's gentle voice sounded in his mind:

"No wonder Xiao Luo is so worried about her. This child's perception is amazing... You asked people to check the Jiutian Xuannv's roots in the Fengshen World. She was very angry, so she planned to have Hua Rong kill Shan Xiongxin as a warning. "

Damn it, you’re just pretending, aren’t you?

Li Yu asked:

"How should I respond?"

"Just follow your own pace. The more uncomfortable she is, the more it means you are on the right track."

"What if we get revenge again?"

The empress laughed:

"Originally, it was a sure thing to kill Shan Xiongxin this time, but the luck of the lucky cat blocked it. Xuannv could not figure out the reason for the interference, so she thought it was some ancient immortals who were causing trouble, so she hurriedly went into seclusion... ...If you want to kill people from Liangshan, seize this opportunity."

Good guy, the lucky cat actually scared Xuannv?

Think about it, it's easy for the majestic god of heaven to kill a mortal, and the person who executes it is Hua Rong, who has excellent archery skills.

As a result, the arrow that was shot was forcibly interfered with, and the arrow that originally hit the throat became an arrow in the shoulder.

When this happens, but the source of the interference cannot be estimated at all, everyone will panic.

When he came to the statue of the god, Xie Yingdeng presented the offerings and worshiped Empress Nuwa devoutly with Taoist rituals. As soon as he finished worshiping, the empress stuffed a picture of the vast universe into his mind.

Xie Yingdeng immediately sat down cross-legged and began to meditate seriously.

Diao Chan sat down next to Li Yu and soon fell asleep.

The empress said distressedly:

"My little darling studies too hard. I'm going to let her sleep for a while. Don't wake her up."

"OK."

The empress ate the delicacies brought by Xie Yingdeng and said:

"That little girl Li Fengyang is pretty good. I have accepted her as a registered disciple, and her original short life has also been changed."

Li Yu smiled and told the competition proposed by Li Fengyang. Unexpectedly, the empress was very interested:

"When you fight against foreigners in the future, tell me and I will ask Haotian to bring the gods of heaven to join the battle."

"Mom, aren't we hostile to the Jade Emperor?"

"Silly boy, China's own gods, it doesn't matter whether they fight life or death behind closed doors, but when there are foreign enemies, they must first be united in dealing with the outside world. This is not a conflict."

As expected of an old mother, this realization deserves praise!

Li Yu talked about the development of several worlds, and then asked:

"If I directly kill everyone in Liangshan, what will be the consequences?"

The empress said:

"It's best not to do this. The imperial court is about to encircle and suppress them all. If you kill them all, they will either focus on Qilin Village or kill the good ones and take credit... If you don't let people spread rumors in Tokyo, it won't matter if Liangshan is defeated. , but it has already provoked cause and effect, so it cannot be stopped by force."

Well, I didn’t expect to frame Liang Shan, but shot myself in the foot.

But it's okay to let the imperial army encircle and suppress them first. After they finish cleaning up, they can go to Qilin Village and let them feel what it's like to add insult to injury.

It was almost nine o'clock when Xie Yingden woke up and thanked the statue repeatedly.

The little girl who was drooling from sleep also rubbed her eyes and woke up. The fatigue all over her body was swept away, and the feeling of never getting enough sleep disappeared.

The little girl bowed to the statue and whispered:

"Thank you, mother-in-law!"

Back at the B&B, Li Yu looked at Xie Yingdeng and asked:

"What did the empress give you to understand?"

"The empress told Xiaodao that the universe is boundless and that picture is very precious. Xiaodao will keep it in mind. When you have doubts, you will definitely gain something by thinking about it."

Diao Chan trotted to find Zhou Ruotong, told her about falling asleep under the statue, and then went to study happily with her textbook in hand.

The next morning, Li Yu packed up the newly purchased grill, tried the rotation effect, then filled it with charcoal, lit it, and started to preheat the oven.

Taking advantage of this time, he took out the lamb that had been marinated overnight, rinsed off the marinade paste on the surface, fixed it on the grill, and started grilling it.

When making barbecue, the marinated meat should be rinsed off, otherwise it will easily burn and give the barbecue a mushy taste.

While Li Yu was barbecuing, Yue Fei went to Water Margin to talk about Yue Shijie again. Under An Daoquan's careful care, Shan Xiongxin was fine, and he even compared one-handed push-ups with Zhang Fei with great interest.

After watching the video, Xie Yingden said with a smile:

"In my impression, Brother Shan likes to put on airs and rarely laughs with everyone like this."

In the past, he was the boss of the Black Society, and he couldn't keep his subordinates in check if he didn't behave well.

But now, there is Liu Guanzhang next to him, and even if he wants to show off at this time, he can't do it.

While he was busy, Zhao Dahu came, bringing two sheep, four roast suckling pigs, a box of chilled squab, fifty pounds of fresh beef, and fifty pounds of raw donkey meat.

Li Yu once again lamented the benefits of being a magic stick.

With so many people coming and going, only Xie Yingdeng helped the B&B earn benefits.

If we open a stall in the scenic area in the future, it will definitely become a new attraction in Fengming Valley, and maybe it will become the most popular item in the scenic area.

"Holy shit, roasting a whole lamb? I have to let Xiao Jing come and try it."

Zhao Dahu notified Wen Jing without saying a word, and asked her to bring Hao Zhenzhen over so that everyone could taste it together.

Li Yu thought that Shi Jin didn't have any weapons, so he said to Zhao Dahu:

"You can build me a three-pointed, two-edged sword later. Use impact steel. Don't consider the cost."

"OK, no problem."

Shi Jin is a rare growth-oriented general in Liangshan.

When he first appeared, he used a long stick, and later switched to a simple sword. However, when he conquered Liao Dynasty, his weapon was upgraded to a three-pointed two-edged sword.

It can be seen from the change of weapons that this guy has been growing.

Back then, Wang Jin taught for half a year and that was it. If he taught for three to five years, wouldn't he be able to train five tiger generals?

At noon, the mutton was roasted, and Li Yu specially used chili noodles, soybean powder and other condiments to make dry dishes for dipping. Everyone enjoyed the meal.

Naturally, Mu Guiying did not forget his beloved general in the village, and specially unloaded a leg of lamb and a fan of ribs and sent them over. His enthusiasm made Li Fengyang a little uncomfortable:

"Are you jealous of my beauty, so you made me eat until I was fat so that you could establish your position as the most beautiful woman in Muke Village?"

The village leader Mu naturally refused to admit it:

"My beauty is a level you can never reach. Even Fairy Little Cicada is willing to be inferior to me. Don't be so sentimental."

Li Fengyang held the leg of lamb and took a bite:

"Isn't it right? Second Master's wife is so humble?"

"It's not modesty, it's from the bottom of my heart... I took out a throwing knife and pointed it at my husband and asked her who was the most beautiful. She chose me without hesitation and blew a bunch of rainbow farts."

Li Fengyang: "..."

How do you have the nerve to say this openly?

Before she could complain, Mu Guiying pinched the girl's pink cheeks and ran away to the real world.

“As expected of roasted whole lamb, it’s delicious!”

Lu Bu sat in the restaurant, grabbing the roasted mutton that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and devoured it, making his mouth full of oil.

Xie Yingdeng carefully memorized the steps of roasting a whole lamb, and planned to show Shan Xiongxin his skills when he went to Qilin Village.

Lu Bu has a special liking for dry dishes and dipping sauces:

"Brother Xian, prepare some of these ingredients for me. I plan to let Wenyuan take them to the grassland. We will eat the kidnapped sheep in the grassland. It will definitely taste more delicious."

Li Yu agreed:

"No problem, I'll get you a few pounds this afternoon."

This afternoon Xie Yingdeng followed Zhao Dahu to see the feng shui of Yin Mansion. Li Yu planned to go to Longqi Mountain with Professor Zhou and Xiaochan to get a bunch of good luck cat pendants.

Water Margin said that Yue Shijie had only one person, so that Xuannv wouldn't have to make another dirty move.

Get a big one for Sky Dark Star Yang Zhi to save him from bad luck all the time.

The setting of "Water Margin" is very interesting. As a star in the sky, Yang Zhi has bad luck from beginning to end. Even those who have a good relationship with him will have bad luck.

As the Dark Star of the Earth, the fate of Jinbaozi Yang Lin is completely opposite. He is simply a master of European style, but he is still full of European style from beginning to end.

When he first appeared, he was drinking in a roadside shop, met Gongsun Sheng who was returning to his hometown to visit his mother, and got a letter of introduction personally written by the No. 4 leader of Liangshan.

But he did not go to Liangshan immediately. After wandering around for a while, he met Dai Zong again, paid homage to him, and got a second letter of introduction.

As soon as he went up the mountain and Luocao, he had to deal with Zhujiazhuang. He disguised himself as an exorcist to find out information. He was recognized as soon as he entered the village and became the first hero to be imprisoned in Zhujiazhuang.

However, because he was detained early, he did not experience the twists and turns of three dozen Zhujiazhuang, and he lived peacefully until the end.

When attacking Gaotang Prefecture, Song Jiang failed repeatedly and had no choice but to withdraw his troops. He sent him and Bai Sheng to guard the camp, but Gao Lian came to rob the camp.

It was originally a certain death situation, but instead of dying, Yang Lin shot Gao Lian with a crossbow, buying Liang Shan more than a month.

Later, during the expedition to Fangla, Yang Lin and six leaders Zhang Heng, Mu Hong, Kong Ming, Zhu Gui, and Bai Sheng were all infected with the plague.

When An Daoquan did not accompany the army, several leaders died of illness one after another. Even Zhu Fu, who stayed to take care of them, was not spared, but Yang Lin successfully defeated the illness and recovered.

Not only did he receive the reward, but he also lived in seclusion in Yinmachuan with Pei Xuan, making him the first European god in the Water Margin.

Comparing Yang Zhi's experience, netizens jokingly called Tiannanxing Tianfa Star, while Diminxing became Diouxing.

Being able to go through many hardships in the Water Margin world without dying, but surviving to the end with all his strength, Yang Lin can be called the most underestimated talent in the entire book.

Thinking that Yang Lin didn't seem to have gone to Liangshan yet, Li Yu thought that he could ask the Intelligence Department to find out if he turned around.

With such a European god sitting in charge, even if he does nothing, his actions will be much smoother... As for metaphysics, you still have to believe in it!