Chapter 836 Those Who Dare to Fight Against the Sky Are Heroes of the Human Race! [Seeking Monthly Votes]
"The war rages for three months, and a letter from home is worth ten thousand gold!"
Gan Ning felt that Liu Biao's behavior of intercepting family letters was so shameless that he couldn't help but recite a poem that Lu Bu was said to have "composed" while on duty at Hulao Pass.
The word "it is said" is used because Wei Xu, who was also on duty at Hulao Pass, did not remember such an incident, and was then carried by Lu Bu and thrown into the Yangtze River, where he drank a lot of fish soup.
From then on, Wei Xu didn't dare to question his brother-in-law anymore. Even if he had doubts, he would excuse himself by saying that he suffered from rheumatic amnesia.
Lu Bu looked at the low city walls of Zigui County and asked:
"Zhongye, are there many soldiers in the city?"
Wenpin shook his head:
"Not much. There used to be trade exchanges. Now that Yizhou and Jingzhou are at war, there are not many merchants in Zigui as a transit station. Does the general want to take over this place?"
Lu Bu said with his hands behind his back:
"This place is the throat of the middle and upper reaches of the Yangtze River and needs to be heavily guarded. Many years from now, I plan to build a water conservancy dam here to integrate power generation, irrigation, water storage, and shipping."
He spoke eloquently about his Three Gorges Dam plan, which made Wenpin confused. Although Gan Ning knew a lot about this plan, he still had many doubts:
"General, the entire river is blocked, how can we still pass through it?"
Lu Bu drew a few squares on the ground like a professor and began to demonstrate the principle of the shipping elevator:
"Just release the water one by one, and use steps to move the ship from low to high, or from high to low... This is what we will do in the future. It is still too early, so there is no rush for the time being."
After demonstrating these, Lu Bu looked at Wenpin and said:
"My general's palace is still short of a guard captain, Zhi Qian Shi. Are you interested, Zhong Ye?"
The annual salary of a county lieutenant is only three to four hundred dan, and in such a small county, the salary is not real. Basically, it is just enough for food throughout the year.
Now the annual salary suddenly reached a thousand stones, and he could also fight with the army and earn military merit. This kind of good thing was really hard to find, so Wenpin agreed on the spot.
Lu Bu asked:
“Want to talk to your family?”
Wenpin asked in disbelief:
"I'm in Zigui now, thousands of miles away from Wancheng. Can I still talk to you?"
Lu Bu nodded:
"It's not a big problem, I'll try it first."
After saying that, he took out his high-power remote walkie-talkie and contacted Xun Chen who was stationed in Wancheng:
"Youruo, can you go to Wenpin's house? I found Wenpin in Zigui County. He is the county captain here. I want to say a few words to the family to relieve the pain of homesickness."
Xun Chen was currently planning a strategy to attack Xiangyang. Hearing this, he said:
"I will ride to Wen's mansion now and ask Wen Taigong to say a few words to Wenpin."
After ending the call, Wenpin was still in shock and couldn't believe it was true.
Soon, Xun Chen rode a battery car to Wen's mansion and found Mr. Wen here. The father and son had a long-distance phone call thousands of miles apart.
"Jin'er, my father sent you dozens of letters, why didn't you reply to any of them?"
Wenpin quickly confessed:
"To inform my father, I was suddenly transferred to Zigui two years ago. I didn't know about the letter. The hussar general Lu Wenhou analyzed that it was Liu Jingzhou who saw that the court was looking for me, so he intercepted the letter and transferred me to a peripheral place. Fortunately, I was able to meet Marquis Wen, but I found out that I was kept in the dark."
Originally Lu Bu was worried that Wenpin would not surrender, but as soon as the interception of the letter was revealed, and Gan Ning added that a letter from home was worth ten thousand gold, Wenpin suddenly lost any good impression of Liu Biao.
After ending the call with Taigong Wen, Wen Pinma Liu led the army into Zigui City, and the imperial court's territory expanded again.
Lu Bu spent a day in Zigui, built a set of signal tower equipment from the real world, and asked Zhang Daoling to help build it on the mountain next to the county seat, so that he could communicate with many parties from a long distance.
After leaving some troops to hold land reform and public trials in Zigui, Lu Bu led the fleet to continue down the river.
Fazheng looked at the size of the fleet with a telescope, smiled and said to Zhang Xiu:
"When other people fight, once it involves dividing up the troops, the number of people will become smaller and smaller. Unexpectedly, the more we fight, the more people we fight. There are thousands more sailors than when we set out in Jiangzhou, and there are also a lot more ships."
Zhang Xiu was holding a slippery, scaleless river fish and said as he cleaned it up:
"There is no other way. The Hussars are marching in person. The people along the Yangtze River are so happy. If there is no threshold for joining the army, our fleet should be expanded three times."
While talking, he had already cut open the whole fish, removed the internal organs, marinated it a little, then put it on a fish plate specially designed for grilling fish and placed it on the charcoal stove.
Wenpin sat aside and carefully watched the movements in Zhang Xiu's hands.
He had eaten grilled fish before, but this was his first time trying this kind of grilled fish.
While Zhang Xiu was grilling fish, Wei Xu took a few eggplants and put them on the oven. He roasted them until soft, then cut them open and put them in garlic sauce. The alluring aroma suddenly wafted on the deck.
Lu Bu had nothing to do, so he turned on the stereo that was moved to the ship, took the microphone, and sang the ending song of the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" affectionately:
The light of swords and shadows dimmed, and the sound of drums and horns disappeared;
There are vivid faces flying in front of you;
The ancient Huangchen Road was submerged, and the Fenghuo border town was deserted;
Time, you can't take it away,
That string of familiar names.
…
In the sky, Taibai Jinxing looked at this scene and couldn't help but complain:
"A general from the late Han Dynasty was actually singing songs from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. How could he always do such an abstract job?"
Zhang Daoling said with a smile:
"After all, he is the disciple accepted by the empress. It is normal to have some fun and it is in line with the characteristics of the sect."
Every one of the disciples in the Wa Palace is a master of lively and abstract music.
Compared with Lu Bu's soulful singing of "The Sky of History", Lao Zhang is more looking forward to how this guy will be able to cover up his lies after his character collapses. That scene should be very interesting.
On the boat, Lu Bu finished his song. Gan Ning scratched his head and asked:
"General, in the last line of your song, why is there a heroic spirit in the world, galloping all over the world... Where is this heroic spirit?"
Lu Bu slapped his strong and broad chest:
"You, me, and all of us have this heroic spirit. What is a hero? A hero is to sacrifice the small self to achieve the greater self. A hero is to bring benefits to all people in the world. A hero is to dare to rise up when God is unfair. The existence of Cang Jingban... Since ancient times, the sages of China have been fighting against the sky, which is why China has an endless inheritance. This inheritance is not only culture and knowledge, but also unyielding heroism. "
The words made everyone present excited. Even the soldier who was fanning the charcoal stove flew with his hands and turned the charcoal stove as if it was a blower.
Lao Zhang fell from the sky and praised:
"Fengxian said it well. I can't repay you for being poor, so I'll give you a ride."
After saying that, he waved his whisk, and Lu Bu's fleet suddenly accelerated and headed straight for Yiling at the end of the Three Gorges.
Lu Bu asked:
"Lao Zhang, you are a god, will you bear the consequences of participating in the expedition?"
Zhang Daoling stroked his beard and said:
"You said that the world is full of heroes. As a member of the human race, I should contribute. I can't be expelled from the human race just because I become a god, right?"
Lu Bu raised his head and smiled:
"Let's not talk about it, civilized you and me... Come on, come on, try Zhang Xiu's craftsmanship, the grilled fish is amazing, I'll fill a bottle of ice wine, on this hot day, you have to drink some iced drinks ”
This guy went through the time and space gate to the warehouse in the real world, and quietly moved away a box of ice wine prepared for the gods and fairies... Anyway, the Golden Spirit Mother and the others blamed Lao Zhang for holding the tank, so it's none of our business, Lao Lu. .
A few people were enjoying themselves eating grilled fish and drinking sweet ice wine.
At the same time, the Water Margin said that in the world of Yue, the grass bandits entrenched in Liangshan Po in Shandong were finally conquered by the imperial army after successive attacks by the imperial army. The entire village left Liangshan Po and reorganized into an army near Zhujiazhuang. Song Jiang served as the vanguard officer and crusader. The rebel envoy is preparing to go to Qilin Village to conquer the rebellion.
Qilin Village is where the family members of our own force are located, so we cannot afford to lose anything.
Liu Bei was worried that the drama of losing his family would happen again, so he specially appointed Gongsun Sheng to go to Qilin Village and set up a formation according to Zhuge Liang's eight formations, hiding the entire Qilin Village.
As long as Song Jiang's men and horses come in, they will be lost in the heavy fog, and then gradually die of hunger and panic.
In order to increase the effect, Qiao Daoqing also ran over and actively increased the intensity of the magic array. People who entered the array would randomly see their relatives, friends or deceased elders.
Fan Rui increased the cloud and mist effect in the formation. If you inhale too much mist, you will suffer from coughing and difficulty breathing.
Xie Yingden was not idle either. He set up automatic flying arrows at several key places in the formation. Once someone calls out the word "brother", the flying arrows will be automatically triggered.
And this title is the common title in Liangshan, so they don't have to worry about their people not being fooled.
In this way, several of Luo Zhenren's apprentices, with a scientific research mentality, built the entire Qilin Village into an iron barrel.
While he was busy here, Liu Bei was also making preparations for ascending the throne in Zhending Mansion.
Once he holds the jade seal and ascends the throne as emperor, the true dragon spirit in Liu Bei will be awakened again, and he will no longer have to fear all the gods.
In order to prevent any mistakes in the process, Liu Bei also invited Cai Yong to serve as a consultant on the throne.
To be the emperor of the Han Dynasty, one must naturally abide by Han etiquette, and the person who has studied this aspect most deeply is Cai Yong. As a great Confucian, he knew a lot about enthronement matters.
When Zhao Gongming went to the Three Kingdoms World to invite people, Lao Cai originally didn't want to come, but Zhao Gongming said that it would be of great merit and could benefit his grandson. Lao Cai quickly started to pack his luggage, for fear of delaying the auspicious time.
"Mr. Bojie, is there anything missing in the process?"
Liu Bei carried the teapot and poured a cup of tea for Cai Yong. He felt more at ease having Lao Cai by his side as a consultant.
Cai Yong put down the book in his hand and asked:
"Who are the guests attending the ceremony? Can Mr. Li from the real world come?"
There is no mistake in every song, one post, one content, one 6 one, one book, one book, take a look!
Liu Bei shook his head:
"I also want my husband to come, but unfortunately he has no plans to come to the world in the book for the time being. At that time, the Third Master, the Fourth Master, Zhao Caishen and others will come, and Vairocana Buddha and Medicine King Buddha from Lingshan will also be present."
Cai Yong held the tea cup and took a sip of hot tea:
"Buddha won't come?"
"He needs to suppress Lingshan's destiny, and he can't go anywhere."
The Twelve-Rank Lotus is now running around like a slut, visiting everywhere, making Tathagata unable to move... But he is broad-minded and fat, and he is a homebody and doesn't like running around.
When someone else ascends the throne, the viewing group invited is either an old man from the previous dynasty, a prisoner or a partner. But when Liu Bei ascends the throne, all the guests present are gods.
Although Jiutian Xuannv was not angry, she had lost the courage to assassinate Liu Bei after being beaten to pulp by Lao Zhao last time.
She believed that as long as she came to the lower world, she would be targeted by a group of quasi-sages.
In the world of Fengshen, Zhao Gongming was holding Lei Zhenzi while watching Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao play backgammon, and muttered:
"I should have known that when I killed Xuannv last time, there would be more twists and turns, giving her a feeling of failing. In this way, Xuannv would assassinate Xuande again, and I would just earn some more merit for saving him... Bai Huahua's merit is not there. I’m really greedy for the money.”
Qiong Xiao asked:
"If I disguise myself as Xuannv and pretend to assassinate Liu Bei, will you have any merit?"
Lao Zhao teased Lei Zhenzi with a rattle:
"Your merits will be deducted, and the person who kills you will receive a large sum of merits... Stop thinking about this, you see you have lost again."
Qiong Xiao looked at the chessboard for a long time, and then realized that Bixiao had connected four chess pieces diagonally, and if he placed another one, it would become five.
Qiong Xiao wrinkled her nose:
"Brother, it's all your fault for mentioning Xuannv, which caused me to get bad luck... This game doesn't count, I'll start over!"
Above the nine heavens, Xuannv was so angry that she vomited blood when she heard this.
I, the good goddess of war, have become a spoiler here, right?
Next to the sea of blood, Shiva's body was still boiling inside, and all kinds of unpleasant bubbles kept coming up. Xuandu and Jizo sat on the shore to prevent the creatures inside from escaping.
At this time, Wukong had already left the World of Conferred Gods with the original Dao Sutra and returned to the World of Journey to the West. Taking advantage of the disaster on the road ahead that had disappeared, he hurried on and detonated the disaster as soon as possible.
Real world, 8pm.
Jiang Ziya looked at the city night scene outside the car window and said with a smile:
"Such a prosperous city is actually just a small city. I can't imagine how prosperous a big city can be."
Li Yu said:
"The world in the book can also reach this level, and is even more developed than here, especially the world of gods and demons. Everything in the real world can be created there. In theory, there is no upper limit."
Jiang Ziya bowed his hands respectfully:
"Please rest assured, Your Majesty the Holy Son, I will work hard to build the world in the book."
Li Yu drove around the city and took Jiang Ziya to visit the pedestrian street before returning to the B&B.
At this time, the old mother was leading Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying to watch TV, and Li Shimin was teaching Li Jing how to use the computer.
Jiang Ziya walked into the study, saluted everyone, and planned to go back.
Although I only came here for one day, I saw everything there was to see. The meeting also came up with a charter. The next step was to make plans to trap the gods in heaven. In addition, they had to patrol various worlds to prevent gods from attacking mortals.
Of course, the most important thing is to quickly gather the number of gods and goddesses, then complete the Great Tribulation of the Gods, and replace all the gods in the gods with weak chickens, so that they can be easily eliminated when attacking the heaven.
Haotian has always hoped that the title of god can be extended indefinitely, but after analysis, Jia Xu felt that the sooner, the better.
As for the scum of the Chan Cult, there is no need to send them to the list. Crushing their ashes or leading them to the underworld to grow mushrooms is a good choice.
Li Shimin said:
"Mr. Jiang, I'm here to take you back, and you can help me pretend to be cool."
The little guy boasted that he was protected by Grand Duke Jiang, but the people in Jinyang didn't believe him. He planned to let Jiang Ziya appear to further increase the people's centripetal force.
Just after Jiang Ziya left, Yunxiao came to the real world and handed a greeting note to his old mother:
"Mom, this is the greeting card sent to you by Chang'e. Di Ting tells her that you know the whereabouts of Hou Yi and she wants to visit you in Wa Palace."
The empress took it, looked at it, and handed the invitation to Zhou Ruotong:
"Hou Yi was made into a magical weapon by the Golden Crow Clan, which is the Immortal-Slaying Flying Dagger. Lu Ya has always carried it with him. I didn't know the origin of this magical weapon until the last time I hunted the Antarctic Immortal... The revenge of the Golden Crow Clan It’s so serious, it’s inevitable to be exterminated.”
This was the first time Li Yu heard about this:
"Then why didn't you let Chang'e see him at that time?"
"Hou Yi is a great hero who stands up to heaven and earth. After becoming an immortal-killing flying knife, he has completely forgotten the past, leaving only a ray of spirit. If Chang'e sees it, it will bring about a series of bad things, so I asked Jin The spirit girl took away the lion monster pretending to be the Silky King, just to create a beautiful lie for Chang'e so that she would have no regrets and kill the three corpses with peace of mind. "
Hearing the word regret, Zhou Ruotong asked:
"Has Chang'e been blaming herself for not stopping Hou Yi?"
The empress nodded:
"Yes, if she had gone, the result might have been different. Chang'e was born in a noble family and no one would dare to bully her."
Only then did Li Yu finally understand:
"So, Hou Yi shot the sun, and he was the son-in-law from the human race, and shot a group of second-generation gods? Is it related to the decline of the first generation of heaven?"
The empress took a sip of tea and said:
"It doesn't matter. The decline of the first generation of heaven was caused by internal strife among the ancient forces, and there were also people who fished in troubled waters to disrupt the situation... But no matter what, the Golden Crow clan was so domineering, and Hou Yi, as a human being, took the initiative to stand up and shoot down the sun to save the people. They are all worthy of praise. It should be remembered forever by the human race.”
Mu Guiying patted her old mother's shoulders obediently and asked in a flattering way:
"Master, Master, how about you turn me into Hou Yi? I'll give the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms a heartless breakup to make her give up, or I can just hug the beautiful woman and kiss her so that Chang'e can stop thinking about her. "
The old mother laughed:
"Chang'e now controls the power of the moon. Once her emotions explode, the consequences will be disastrous... If your acting skills can't even pass my level, don't even think about those things. Just be an emperor."
Mu Guiying curled her lips, thinking that her master was looking at her through the crack of the door.
He didn't even give me a chance, how could he know that my acting skills were not good?
This girl planned to wait for Chang'e to visit the Wa Palace, and then go to join in the fun, observe the most beautiful woman in the three realms up close, and then take a group photo, so that her husband could comment on the difference in appearance between the two in a fair and just manner.
If he dared to say that Chang'e was beautiful, he would be beaten to death!