Chapter 286 White Rabbit Breast Stick

At this time, Jiang Xiao was also in a state of confusion.

Is this Lao Wang really here to repair toilets seriously?

It's just that his posture is a bit

"If you fix the toilet, just fix the toilet. Can you stop being so naughty?"

Lao Wang turned his back to Jiang Xiao and inserted his head into the toilet. In this case, his buttocks would inevitably rise high.

To be honest, it would be okay if a woman used this posture, but Jiang Xiao believed that absolutely no man with a normal sexual orientation would want to have his butt pointed at his face by someone of the same sex.

Faced with Jiang Xiao's questions, Lao Wang not only did not restrain himself, but became even more arrogant.

Not only did the raised buttocks not retract, they also began to shake rhythmically up and down.

Jiang Xiao:.

I originally wanted to get along with you like an ordinary person, but since you want to do this, I won’t pretend anymore and let’s show off my cards~

‘Pah-pah-pah-pah.’

Lao Wang was immersed in meditation when he suddenly heard a rhythmic snapping sound coming from behind, so he looked back curiously.

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Longguo Live Room:

Jiang Xiao: *()*

"Ah hoo, look at my bare butt crackling alien!"

Lao Wang was stunned, as if he didn't expect that the other party would actually display such advanced performance art.

Facing the confused Lao Wang, Jiang Xiao turned around again and cosplayed with small animals.

"Goose box, elephant~elephant elephant mammoth~"

mosaic.

Only a mosaic can be seen in the live broadcast room.

Many girls are disappointed~

However, even Jiang Xiao rarely showed such an explosive scene.

[Oh, I’m envious. It’s so easy for that pervert Lao Wang to actually appreciate Jiang Xiao’s brother’s mammoth COS. 】

[Family members, who knows? The rules are strange and favor Jiang Xiao. Meichuan Neiku was like that before and was not coded. Why should brother Jiang Xiao be coded now? I can't understand. 】

[I envy Lao Wang, sisters, I won’t talk anymore, I’m going to take care of my physiological needs~]

[Sorry Jimei friends, I’m already pregnant with Jiang Xiao’s baby (don’t be ridiculous, everyone’s pregnancy point is different, don’t be sad if you can’t get pregnant [feeling])]

[Pregnant, six pounds, normal delivery, like Jiang Xiao. 】

[Can’t you all be a little more profound? Just looking at a mosaic makes you orgasm? 】

[Does anyone record the screen? The next time a younger sister says in a sideline short video that boys like us are pornographic, I will give him the current screenshot. 】

【Wonderful~】

Lao Wang, who was stunned for 30 seconds, finally recovered from the shock.

"Okay, okay, you kid, didn't you see it? You are actually the same person as me, with a nice butt and amazing capital, hehehehe."

Jiang Xiao's face turned red and he immediately waved his hand and said modestly.

"Ouch, uncle, what you say can easily be misunderstood."

Yo West!

Still blushing?

"Don't get me wrong, I think the two of us are just right. We must be very compatible."

Chimeric?

What kind of words are these that make people blush and make their hearts beat like a tiger or a wolf?

"Humility? Yes, that's right. I am a very humble person. Kazama often praises me like this, Goose Box."

Lao Wang raised his eyebrows and thought to himself: Could this fool be a fool?

"Little brother, let me ask you a question. You know...or do you think your uncle is sick?"

Jiang Xiao touched his chin and pondered for a moment, then looked at Lao Wang carefully with wise eyes.

"Hey! Man, I didn't know at first, but you have to understand one thing. When you ask a question, you have a question in your mind."

hiss?

At first glance, Jiang Xiao seemed to have answered his question, but after thinking about it carefully, it felt like something was wrong?

What about this and this?

"Little brother, let me ask you another question. I have an orchard. The fine for stealing one fruit during the day is 50, and the fine for stealing one fruit at night is 100. If you steal one fruit during the day and three at night, how much should you give me?"

Um?

Obviously, it can be seen from Jiang Xiao's frown that this question is somewhat difficult and poses a great challenge to his low IQ.

"Well, if you think about it this way, you need to give me 250."

Lao Wang:.

Sure enough, he is really a fool.

"You stole my fruit and I still want to give you money?"

"Yeah, think about it, do I owe you 50 yuan for taking a piece of fruit?"

"That's right." There is no doubt about this.

"Then I just owe you -50, right?"

"Yes, you continue." Lao Wang wanted to see what kind of wise words he could say.

"If you steal one at night, I'll owe you an extra 100. It's okay."

"Yeah, but you owe me three more 100." Lao Wang reminded.

"Isn't that enough? I originally owed you 50 during the day, but now there are three more 100, so it is [-50+100+100+100]. You should give me 250 now, that's right."

"Huh?"

Lao Wang put his fingers into his mouth in confusion and looked up at the sky with confused eyes. What kind of logic is this?

Is he really a math wizard?

After reacting, Lao Wang felt that his intelligence had been insulted, and at the same time he was even more convinced that this man was a complete idiot.

Fool?

Good fool!

Is there anything in the world easier to fool than a fool?

Thinking of this, the smile on Lao Wang's face became even more perverted. He stopped repairing the toilet immediately, rubbed his hands and leaned towards Jiang Xiao.

"Little brother~Uncle, here is a big white rabbit milk stick. Do you want to try it?"

Just when Lao Wang showed his fox tail, Feiyu also came up from downstairs.

Originally, she wanted to come over to remind Lao Wang not to mess with her, but she thought that she seemed to have arrived early and the fun hadn't started yet, so she waited quietly in the corridor on the second floor.

"Okay, okay, I like sucking milk sticks!"

That's good~

"Bliss!"

Lao Wang took a sip of his own saliva and immediately wanted Jiang Xiao to feel what crotch humiliation was!

Needless to say, this is the first time that Lao Wang has met a handsome guy like Jiang Xiao in such a long time in the Zongheng circle.

He's handsome, has abs, has a good figure, and is cute.

"Ahem, inside, don't be too harsh, we still have to use it." Feiyu outside reminded appropriately through the bathroom door.

"Okay, got it!" x2

Um?

Lao Wang was stunned, Feimi asked me to be gentler to you, why do you agree?

"Boy, turn around!"

"Why?"

"Haha, don't you want to try uncle's white rabbit milk stick?"

In just one moment, Lao Wang felt that the temperament of the fool in front of him had changed.

Although it also gives people a feeling that they are not very smart.

But just now it was pure stupidity, but now it has an indescribable coldness?

"I asked you to turn around, can't you hear me?" Lao Wang's voice was obviously a bit lewd.

Why hasn't it started yet?

Feiyu was a little surprised. Lao Wang had never been a nagging person.

"Oh! Flax House!! Thank you for the generous gift! Don't, don't, don't beg you, giao!!"

Hmm~

here we go?

Hearing the screams that changed in tone, Feimi nodded, this is right.