Chapter 349 The Female Corpse Is Invincible

Bao Lebin wanted to laugh, but couldn't.

If it is really the curator, it is indeed worthy of a smile, but what if the unlucky dad who got peed on his face is not?

Things that Bao Lebin couldn't understand often happened in the toilet of the funeral home.

But Bao Lebin didn't dare to tell Jiang Xiao because it might violate the rules of the funeral home.

"what are you doing?!"

Bao Lebin looked at Martin standing in the corner in disbelief, accompanied by the sound of running water.

"What's wrong? If you don't accompany me to the toilet, I can only solve it on the spot."

Bao Lebin: "?"

"You, a strong man in his thirties, are standing in the room peeing?"

"Do you have any opinions?"

Unlike Hirotsuka Okamon, who is 1.5 meters tall, Martin can be a real 185-meter muscular man. He is not timid about Bao Lebin at all. Of course, he does not dare to take the initiative to do anything to Bao Lebin, but talks about it. reason.

"Our employee handbook doesn't mention that you can't pee in the room, right?"

Bao Lebin:

Lighthouse Live Room:? ? ?

[Isn’t it a bit outrageous to ride on a horse? Even a mentally ill person like Jiang Xiao knows not to pee in the house! 】

[There is no Jiang Xiao in the world, or maybe everyone is Jiang Xiao]

[One Jiang Xiao’s condition improved, but thousands of Jiang Xiaos stood up.]

[Jiang’s ghost story rules, it’s so awesome to ride a horse! 】

[I originally thought Jiang Xiao was a personal name, but now I know it is a pronoun. 】

[Don’t you think such a little cleverness is very powerful? 】

[Let me ask you if this trick works well? 】

Good to use

It works really well.

Because the rules don’t say no, it’s okay.

[By the way, where is Sakura’s perverted Okamon Hiratsuka? Could he really be sleeping with the female body in his arms? 】

[Sorry, I think your thinking is too simple. Can just holding him satisfy him? 】

At that moment, many people seemed to have thought of something and rushed into Sakura's live broadcast room.

At this time, Okamon Hirozuka's expression was tangled.

The development of things is a little different from what he thought at first?

I thought I had an amulet + a 1:1 scale replica of a perfect giant perfect simulation doll that could be used for daily venting.

But now it seems like it’s completely different?

This woman stinks.

No, this smell is not a bad smell. It has a strange smell anyway. It doesn't smell good, but it's not too bad.

And what was most difficult for him to accept was that there were some very faint spots on the woman's body, and it would probably be a matter of time before they rotted away.

certainly.

Just in case.

Okama Hirotsuka still carried the female corpse to the bed and shared the same bed. Perhaps this was the only way to give him a sense of security.

and.

The effect is indeed remarkable.

Bao Lebin, a veteran employee on the lower bunk, now doesn't even dare to show his teeth to Okamon Hirotsuka.

The only thing that disappointed Okamon Hirozuka was that he really couldn't muster any interest in facing such a female corpse.

"Brother, why don't you put her in the warehouse tomorrow? This thing is really scary."

"Do you want to take care of it? If you keep beeping, I will throw her on your bed. Do you believe it?"

As soon as Okamon said this, Bao Lebin in the lower bunk immediately fell silent.

After all, a pervert like the upper bunk can probably do anything.

Made.

Even in a funeral parlor, there is no mention of sleeping in the same room as a dead body, right?

As for sleeping with a dead body in your arms?

Well, if nothing like that happened in the evening, Bao Lebin could have the courage to sleep with this female corpse.

But now there's obviously something wrong with this female corpse, let's not talk about it, it's so funny!

Even though this happened, my brother who was sleeping on the top bunk of my bed still hugged me and wouldn't let go!

‘Pah~’

Hirozuka Okamon climbed down from the upper bunk.

"What are you doing? I'm not beeping, don't throw her on my bed!"

After landing on the ground, Okamon glanced at him speechlessly, and then struggled to pull the female body down from the upper bunk.

"Pee, you want to come with me?"

Bao Lebin immediately shook his head and refused, what a joke!

He would rather wet the bed if he brought a weird female corpse to the men's room!

The female body that was picked up by Hirotsuka Okamen happened to have her head facing back toward Bao Lebin. I wonder if the latter was dazzled.

He felt that this lifelike female corpse seemed to be smiling at him.

"Eh~"

Infiltrate!

Bao Lebin shrank under the quilt again, thinking about whether to lock the door and shut the pervert and the female corpse out together, but he was also afraid that the pervert would jump over the wall and do something incomprehensible to him.

It was also the first time for Hiratsuka Okamon to visit the restroom of the funeral home.

"Um?"

It was exactly the same as Jiang Xiao's situation just now. He also heard a 'pitter patter' sound inside.

This guy's first reaction was to run away. He didn't have to urinate, but the thought of carrying a female corpse on his back didn't seem so scary anymore.

"Is anyone in the bathroom?"

The sounds inside stopped instantly.

After a while, Okamon Hirozuka shouted inside again.

"Is it the dean?"

Still no movement.

Could it be that I heard it wrong?

Okamon Hiritsuka has been suffering from tinnitus for a long time due to frequent hand punches, and he knows this too.

Forget it, there is a female corpse, what do I have to be afraid of?

Just when he entered the toilet, took off his pants, and filled the water halfway, a gloomy voice suddenly came from behind.

"Hey, hey, buddy, do you have any paper? Lend me some."

!

He peed half of his urine, but Okamon Hiratsuka took the rest back.

"who!"

I turned around suddenly, but the environment was too dark.

At first glance, he couldn't even look at what the hell was squatting there.

"Hehehe, I just borrowed some toilet paper, but it won't kill you. Why are you nervous?"

In the pitch-black toilet, only this gloomy voice echoed.

Okamon wanted to run, but he didn't know whether it was because he was frightened or if the other party used some weird means. He seemed to be nailed to the spot and couldn't move.

Cold sweat broke out from his forehead in an instant.

"Young man, lend me the paper and you can go back to sleep~"

This voice seemed to have some kind of bewitching power, and Okamon Hiratsuka felt that as long as he gave him the paper in his pocket, he could indeed go back to sleep.

but.

How could Okamon be willing to have such a weird thing happen to him in the middle of the night?

But, I can’t control my body.

There seemed to be a ball of desire in his heart, driving Okamon Hirotsuka to agree to the conditions of the man in front of him.

Huh?

Suddenly, Okamon Hirozuka's neck felt cold. It turned out that he accidentally touched the neck of the female corpse.

etc?

The coldness that the female corpse brought to him at this moment also allowed him to regain some of his body's ability to move.

"You want toilet paper, right? I'll give it to you!"

After saying that, Hirozuka Okamon directly picked up the female corpse by the waist and thrust the head of the female corpse into the dark place in front.

"Um?"

The original gloomy voice suddenly turned a little suspicious.

Then there was a loud noise.

"Damn it! Are you mentally ill for riding a horse? Carrying a dead man to the toilet?!"

qnm is sick!

Okamon Hirotsuka didn't care anymore. He held the female corpse and howled at the darkness in front of him.

He slowly carried the female body back until the other party had completely stopped moving.