Chapter 406: Peeing
Su Bai let go of the woman and stood up together. The woman was wearing a skirt, which looked like pajamas. Since he was here with her, it meant that she was the same as him and should be. One of the three people who were hanged with their heads covered.
The hunters all stood there and watched. Between the prey, there was no need to fight each other first. It would be good to save some energy to resist the hunter, even if it even tears off a piece of meat from the hunter.
However, what surprised Shuanbi was that even the audience actually carried military thorns, bows and arrows with them when they slept?
Su Bai's Hellfire Shotgun was his natal weapon, but for this woman, one of her military spurs and bow and arrow was definitely not her natal weapon, or maybe even both.
The woman let out a breath. In the encounter with Su Bai just now, she did not fall behind, which is enough to prove her strength. At this time, her face was also very calm, and she did not have the fear of falling into prey.
She glanced at Su Bai, with a hint of scrutiny in her eyes.
"Su Bai." Su Bai said his name;
At this time, the wisest way is not to hug each other for warmth, but to at least straighten out the relationship and avoid stabbing each other in the back. Su Bai likes to enjoy the excitement of games, but it doesn’t mean that Su Bai is single-minded. Want to die.
"Ni Lan." The other party also said his name.
This is a manifestation of the exchange of attitudes between the two parties, and it can also be regarded as a tacit understanding.
"It seems that this is a closed space similar to the one in 'The Hunger Games'. It is a giant building with an openable and closable roof above our heads similar to the bird's nest in the background, and there are auditoriums all around. "
Su Bai looked around. At this time, the famous saying came to his mind. When you watch the scenery on the bridge, the people watching the scenery are watching you upstairs. As a judge, Su Bai doesn't know that those people are watching through the glass. What kind of state of mind do you have when waiting for someone? But by looking at their body movements, you can deduce their eagerness to try.
Obviously, I should be a generous reward to them.
Horror radio is good at creating this kind of atmosphere, and it also has unique preferences. Watching listeners kill each other seems to be one of its hobbies, because sometimes, horror radio does a lot of things to sow discord.
"We have one more person." Ni Lan did not pursue Su Bai's intention to be frivolous towards him before. On the one hand, everyone was actually quite relaxed. On the other hand, it was very retarded to care about this at this time. things.
Su Bai shrugged, "You are the first prison inmate I have ever met."
Just when the two of them finished speaking,
A stream of light appeared in the sky,
Then, a harsh and sonorous sound came,
A figure, carrying a knife, fell from a height, and the blade struck the ring glass hard.
The judges behind the glass stepped back one after another, seemingly shocked.
However, the glass was still motionless. This sword indeed carried a very powerful momentum and terrible power, but it still could not do anything to this kind of glass.
"It's useless." Ni Lan's mouth showed a hint of sarcasm. She felt that since the horror broadcast arranged this scene, how could you let the three of you in and let you break the glass and rush out?
This doesn’t fit the aesthetic of horror broadcasting at all.
Su Bai glanced at Ni Lan and said, "I was only looking at your lower body just now, but now I realize that your breasts are also quite big."
Ni Lan's eyes narrowed slightly. Of course she knew what Su Bai meant by these words. She was saying that she was big-breasted and brainless.
"This knife is obviously not to try to split this layer of glass, but to test the strength of the judges behind the glass. Most of them backed away in fear. What does this mean?
It means that their strength is actually meager. In front of that knife, they have no confidence at all. This news and this result are already obvious. "
"If those so-called judges don't even count a senior audience, how can they carry out our trial? Is it a vote? Whoever gets more votes will die?"
Su Bai shook his head, "How stupid."
The military thorn in Ni Lan's hand was lifted up and placed across Su Bai's neck. Su Bai did not move and just stood there, as if he was sure that Ni Lan would not really kill him. However, Su Bai Bai's attitude only irritated Ni Lan even more.
"Don't think that I don't dare to kill you, don't think that I will really take care of the overall situation from beginning to end." Ni Lan threatened, "I hate people talking to me in this tone. I have hated it since I was a child."
"hehe."
Su Bai smiled and said,
Then he said, "Then you must have had poor academic performance since childhood. There are only three of us, and the 12 people sit behind the table and slowly vote to decide our life and death. Will the radio use this boring routine?"
As for what mode the broadcast will use to carry out this kind of trial where the two sides are unequal in strength, I don't know, but it should be quite interesting. This is the story world, and every bad taste of the broadcast can be easily transformed into a story here. Reality.
And, last but not least, you have ten seconds to remove the military thorn from my neck, otherwise I swear, even if I completely lose my life in this story world, I will kill you at all costs first. "
Even when he was threatening people, Su Bai's tone was still calm.
joke,
Regardless of the overall situation,
Willful and reckless,
Turn over the table,
Damn, this is my signature style, okay?
How dare you threaten me with this? Believe it or not, I really don't care and will completely hurt each other with you?
The so-called fear of being stunned or life-threatening. Among the entire audience circle, Su Bai can be said to be the most unique one. Even people like monks and fat men have a headache with Su Bai because of Su Bai's words. He is not a threat at all, he is just being himself, doing what he likes to do the most, and doing what he feels is natural.
Ni Lan's hand suddenly trembled involuntarily, and she silently took back the military thorn. For some reason, Ni Lan, who had planned to threaten Su Bai, found that she was successfully threatened by Su Bai instead, because she could feel, The other party seems to really do what he says.
In the dense forest ahead, the guy who just went to chop the glass with a knife came over. The guy was more thorough. Ni Lan was only wearing pajamas, but this guy didn't even have a pair of underwear on him. He was completely naked, and his toned muscles were fully displayed. , similar to Tarzan.
However, on that man's back was a very simple broadsword.
In Su Bai's mind, the last audience member who used a knife in his memory was Gyatso. That very ordinary hatchet seemed to have endless power in Gyatso's hands.
Perhaps, this also means that both of them have a high level of understanding of knives, and they no longer care about the appearance of the weapon.
"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm used to falling asleep."
Even if there was a woman here, he didn't feel unnatural at all.
Then, the man's eyes focused on Su Bai and said with a smile: "Brother, you haven't been getting ready since you received the mission notice. Do you need to be so nervous?"
The other party saw that Su Bai was wearing a brand-new windbreaker without even a single wrinkle, so he thought so. Little did he know that this windbreaker was actually a protective weapon for Su Bai.
"A little nervous." Su Bai said.
"Don't be afraid, my brother is here." The man patted his chest, "You will definitely die in front of me;
By the way, my name is Xu Dong, what about you? Since we are grasshoppers on a rope, we have to keep each other connected. "
"Ni Lan."
"Su Bai."
"Okay, I guess it's almost time now. The main show will start soon. There are no living people in this forest, but there are a lot of snakes, insects, rats, and ants. I'm going to get some game. Let's have a bonfire supper first. I feel like we can't wait. We’ve finished eating and it’s almost time to start.”
Xu Dong is about thirty years old and gives people a very cheerful feeling, but how can he be so superficial when he thinks of slashing at the guy from the beginning to test the reactions of the judges?
On the other hand, the woman named Ni Lan made Su Bai think that she might be a weirdo, not very smart. But judging from the fight between the two of them just now, this woman was at least strong in terms of strength. It's not simple either.
Besides, they were all sent here because they violated the rules of terrorist broadcasting. Who could be the bad guy?
"I'm not hungry."
Ni Lan sat cross-legged, put away the military spurs, put the bow and arrow on her knees, and began to adjust her breath. Her fighting style was not the fierce type. She had fought head-on with Su Bai for several rounds before, and her energy and blood were still weak now. There is no peace.
Su Bai leaned his back against a big tree and shook his head, "I'm not hungry either. Brother, just prepare your own portion."
"It really ruins the atmosphere." Xu Dong looked at the two people helplessly, "Okay, I'll take a pee first, and I'll look for game later."
Immediately afterwards, Xu Dong carelessly faced the glass on that side, held his own faucet with both hands, scratched the skin, coughed, and started to pour water.
The sound of water rushing,
It's very intense and very ups and downs,
"Su Bai, right, brother, do you know how to interpret my urine soaking if it is put on the middle school Chinese language test paper?" Xu Dong had a lot of water, and he even shook his faucet deliberately.
"You say it, I'll listen." Su Bai supported him.
Xu Dong laughed loudly, obviously very satisfied with Su Bai's answer to his words.
"This urine reflects the contempt and fearlessness of us oppressed and exploited listeners in the face of powerful imperialist broadcasts.
Peed out the courage that belongs to us listeners,
Pissing out the glorious future of our listeners,
Pee opened a new chapter! "