Chapter 762 Greetings From the Unit Next Door
A dull and chaotic sound came from the altar, mixed with the rushing sound of the yellow spring water on the opposite side, making it even more messy.
After playing for a long time, Su Bai finally chose to give up. The guzheng in front of him was a decoration here. It could also be said to be a funerary object. It had been buried underground for thousands of years and still had not decayed. It could even be said to be as new as ever.
Although Mr. Su knows a lot of musical instruments, he has never learned the guzheng. He can play the piano well, but if you want to find a piano in this ancient tomb with a history of thousands of years, the difficulty is equivalent to that of the Han Dynasty. Go eat KFC.
After trying for a while, Su Bai decided to give up. He originally wanted to sit on the altar and play the song "Laughing in the Sea" facing the underworld in front of him, but now it was obviously impossible to succeed.
Then he pushed the guzheng away, and Su Bai stretched out his hand to take the jade seal of the Dian Kingdom and played with it. Beside the altar, Ruyi and Jixiang were both crawling there, which made Su Bai a little embarrassed.
Originally, Young Master Su became interested after discovering the guzheng in the ancient tomb, and directly invited two cats to come and listen to his performance. As a result, these two cats were given an unprecedented honor today, and they all came, but his performance was messed up. Damn it, the only two audience members are still waiting here, while I, the only performer, is about to desert.
Fortunately, Ruyi and Jixiang are cats, and they are both cold-tempered cats. They are too lazy to express any sarcasm towards Su Bai. Seeing that Su Bai has not tinkered with the guzheng, the two cats just do what they should do.
The Dian Jade Seal is a little warm and feels good. For Su Bai now, his status allows him to play with the Dian Jade Seal at will, but it is impossible to keep it for himself.
Although Su Bai is considered a semi-civilian, radio is not a state-owned enterprise after all. If you want to take advantage of broadcasting, you must first see if you have a good mouth.
Putting the Dian Kingdom Jade Seal back to its original place, Su Bai looked at the yellow spring water in front of him. Su Bai suddenly thought of one thing. Su Yuhang's tombstone must be down there. It seems that his cheap mother's tombstone is also down there. When her son After so long, when I encounter my parents' tombstones, I have to burn something to commemorate them, no, to commemorate them.
Even if they are not dead yet, I just hope that they will die soon.
There are many funerary objects in the tombs, including silk and even pen and ink. Although the ancient Dian Kingdom occupied a small area and its historical influence was basically negligible, even a mountain king occupied it for many years. You can also accumulate a lot of wealth, not to mention a country.
Naturally, there are all kinds of funerary objects in this tomb. Things that the owner of the tomb could have used during his lifetime will be placed in the tomb, and there may even be more than one.
Su Bai first wrote two elegiac couplets. This was an agreement between himself and Su Yuhang. He would send elegiac couplets to whoever came out. Now Su Bai treated them equally and gave one to his cheap mother.
The elegiac couplet to Su Yuhang was the same as the one he wrote last time, with no changes. Su Bai added another one that read: "Keep in mind the kindness and pass it on to future generations, and leave a role model in the world forever."
It was sour, so sore that it hurt my tooth, but Su Bai thought it was okay. He took the two thousand couplets to the underworld in a good mood, and the water was temporarily closed. With Su Bai's current status, there was nothing weird about taking a bath in the underworld. Dare to come and confuse Su Bai like before, but Su Bai knows his identity here. Some things can be done, but there are also some things that cannot be done. Otherwise, according to Su Bai's previous temper, he would have gone down to the river with an iron hammer to kill Su Yuhang. The couple's tombstones were smashed.
The two elegiac couplets were not burned, and Su Bai was thrown directly into the underworld. Many corpses in the underworld were even curious to grab and have a look. There was even a corpse whose half of the face had long since rotted and fallen off and could still recite. .
This place is actually no different from the underworld in folklore. There is a underworld, and there are countless dead souls in the underworld. As for Su Bai, he cannot be regarded as a bull-headed horse-faced man, because he cannot get out of here, but he is not regarded as the King of Yama, nor can he No dead soul will be brought before him for his judgment.
Su Bai thought about the two cats, and a picture like this emerged in his mind. He was sitting on the altar, and Jixiang and Ruyi escorted the souls over one by one, waiting for him to slap the gavel to judge the guilty and innocent. This picture , quite interesting.
In fact, Su Bai also noticed his own changes in his heart. It was probably because Su Yuhang's shadow was removed from his memory, and he also recovered the lost memories before. He became more cheerful, or at least became more cheerful. It was almost as natural as when I was not an audience member when I first went to college.
Of course, one of the most important reasons is that if you want to live here without enjoying the hardships, it is really difficult.
After being dazed for a while, Su Bai suddenly heard bursts of crying coming from the underworld. He looked over and found that it was the corpses and ghosts who were crying. Some of them were crying with true feelings, although they had no tears to shed. , some are howling dryly.
Su Bai didn't know what was going on at first, but after watching it for a while, he finally came to his senses. These ghosts were trying to flatter him. When he saw that he had left two elegiac couplets, he thought he was mourning his parents. Then he started crying together.
This made Su Bai dumbfounded.
After leaving the underworld, Su Bai returned to his coffin. Instead of lying in it, he leaned on the coffin and smoked. There were several boxes of cigarettes left in the coffin where Xu Fugui lay before, which was enough for Su Bai to smoke for a while. Of course, if Su Bai had been lying down for twenty years like Xu Fugui, he would definitely not have enough cigarettes. He could only hope that he would be as lonely and boring as Xu Fugui said, so that he would not even bother to smoke.
It had been three days since he left the story world, and Su Bai's soul had not recovered from the injury. When he left the story world, as expected, the broadcast did not help Su Bai recover his soul, because Su Yuhang was the resident in Su Bai's soul. , can be regarded as one with Su Bai's soul. Su Bai's self-destruction of the soul's separation from Su Yuhang can also be regarded as a kind of practice, and it is also an act of self-subjective initiative. Broadcasting will naturally not help Su Bai recover, nor will it help Su Bai recover. Don't know how to recover.
Could it be said that Su Yuhang's soul was repaired again?
But fortunately, Su Bai's body pulled his soul to advance, and his body was unscathed. Therefore, even though the damage to his soul caused Su Bai's strength to fall below that of a high-level listener, and he could barely be regarded as half a high-level listener, he has regained his past. Su Bai's memory also received a kind of sublimation of the soul. As for the injury and recovery, it only takes a month or two to recover slowly.
If we could get a healing method similar to what Xu Fugui did to Ji Xiang last time, recovery would really be a matter of minutes, but it's obviously impossible here now.
There was still no news about the little guy, and if there was news, Su Bai couldn't go out to look for it. However, the experience of "one day in prison" opened Su Bai's heart. He would definitely look for his son, but Su Bai would not be like before. She was as bitter and resentful as Mrs. Xianglin.
After smoking three cigarettes in a row, Su Bai felt a little boring. When he felt boring, Su Bai's way to deal with it was simple, that is, sleep.
Lying in a coffin, isolating the outside world, closing your eyes to rest, or actually sleeping, is a good way to kill time, because apart from this, you have no other way of entertainment.
The four elements of life, food, clothing, housing and transportation, only living can be solved here. The rest are basically out of the question. Even for food, Su Bai is basically following the immortal "big grain" method. Every day, the body absorbs some corpse energy to replenish it. Now, what do you want to eat? Unless you catch those two black cats and torture them to eat, you have to go to the underworld to find the corpses that are not rotten and skewer them into mutton skewers.
Su Bai now thought that if he really had to live for a long time, he might actually be able to figure out how to play the instruments in the funerary objects. After all, he had the foundation of piano. If he thought better, he would be able to play the instruments in the funerary objects in the future. If the blood shadow clones can be solidified, then they can form a band by themselves, one will play the guzheng by himself, another will play the fou, and another will ring the chimes. Then, facing the underworld, thousands of corpses will roar and cheer together and hold a solo concert Same.
Without thinking about it, Su Bai stretched out his hand and the coffin lid levitated, waiting for Su Bai to move in. But just when Su Bai stepped in with one foot, there was a sudden "crisp" above his head.
"Dong...dong...dong..."
Su Bai stopped and looked above his head. Could it be that someone had come to prove the truth?
But those who come to attain enlightenment should come in through the front entrance, and there is no white light there. Obviously the entrance has not been opened yet, so it is impossible for someone to come to attain enlightenment.
What's with the noise just above my head?
Why is it like someone is knocking on the wall?
It can't be that the entrance is right on top of a construction site where someone is laying a foundation, right?
With this in mind, Su Bai just stood there and looked up.
Soon, the sound of "dong...dong...dong..." became clearer and more obvious,
Until there was a crisp sound, a rock above actually fell down, but the rock did not fall down, but turned into dust and dissipated in the process of falling.
A flat surface similar to a round mirror was exposed on it. It was as big as a square table. The color was darker and darker, similar to a bronze mirror. But Su Bai soon discovered that when he looked up, what appeared in the mirror was not him. figure,
On the contrary,
What appeared in the mirror was a strange man in evening dress. There was also a coffin beside him, but the coffin was obviously more Western-style. It depicted angels and devils from Western myths and legends, and the coffin beside Su Bai What is depicted above is the dragon giving birth to nine sons.
Su Bai raised his head and looked at each other in the mirror,
Then the other party also looked at himself in the mirror,
Immediately afterwards, the other party opened his mouth and shouted unexpectedly in English:
"Fuck, I actually got through to you..."
Only then did Su Bai realize that the other party was holding a long sword in his hand. Obviously, the previous "dong dong dong" sound was really the other party smashing the wall.
and,
It seems to have been a success...