Chapter 1609: The Wild Goose Plucking Its Feathers

The Batmans in the parallel universe first found the beautiful girl Bruce and asked her to send them back to their respective universes. However, the beautiful girl Bruce couldn't send them back even if she wanted to. In order to recruit more members, she used up the last X The Metal Wild Card came to travel through parallel universes. He originally planned to lead a group of superheroes to defeat Barbatos, seize more X metal, and then send the team members back to their original universes.

You must know that these superheroes come from different parallel universes, and the universal card can only open the door to the parallel universe once. It is a one-way ticket and does not include a round trip. Unless the beautiful girl Bruce has dozens more universal cards, otherwise these superheroes We can only wait until the war is over before we can go home. It is impossible to leave early.

In desperation, the beautiful girl Bruce could only beg Damian. She remembered that in addition to using the universal card to travel through parallel universes, Damian could also open the space gate of parallel universes by roaring heavy metal rock at a special frequency.

In front of all the superheroes, Damian listened to the request of the beautiful girl Bruce, put on a helpless expression, spread his hands and said: "I do have this special ability, but... the Dark Multiverse The invasion is imminent. They must be paying close attention to the coordinates of our universe. At this juncture of the impending war, the space passage from our universe back to your universe will be opened. Aren't you afraid that your universe will be targeted by the dark multiverse? They will follow Are your footsteps going to your universe with you to burn, kill, and plunder?”

After Damian's reminder, a group of superheroes were suddenly alert. As Damian said, if they evacuate from the current universe that has enmity with the dark multiverse and open a parallel universe to travel through the tunnel, the coordinates will definitely be Being tracked, they might return to their own universe, and the Nightmare Knights would lead their troops to kill them.

The DC universe is also a dark forest. The parallel universe whose coordinates are exposed will definitely be targeted by the dark forces. If the defense of that universe is weak, it will become the next victim.

No one dares to mention going home now. Their home universe is no better than the Fortress Earth universe that was modified by Damian. One or two Nightmare Knights can turn their universe upside down. If the Nightmare Knights are lured to In their home universe, they became sinners in the entire universe.

Damian glanced around and saw that the superheroes no longer mentioned going home, so he smiled and said: "Everyone is here, why rush back? It is not the responsibility of our universe to fight against Barbatos. If Barbatos' evil plan succeeds, and all parallel universes will not be spared. Since you are destined to come to the front line before the war, at least do your best, this is also to protect your own universe."

A Batman from the parallel universe folded his arms and said angrily: "Your military is already so powerful. You can beat us to pieces with only one hundred and fifty thousandth of your strength. What's the use of us staying here?"

"This brother-in-law... ahem, Mr. Wayne, what you said is wrong. Don't belittle yourselves. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses."

Damian shook his head and said: "As a person who loves environmental protection, I use an environmental concept, that is, 'garbage is just a misplaced resource.' You actually play an important role in resisting the war of Barbatos. It’s just that you haven’t found your position correctly.”

All the superheroes felt that this very annoying traitor to the Wayne family was taunting them, but they couldn't find any actual evidence, and they couldn't defeat this guy's seven billion army, so they could only swallow it quietly. This bad breath.

The Batman from the parallel universe who spoke gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "Then what do you think our position is in this war?"

"Gentlemen, you always seem to position yourself as a frontline warrior who fights bayonets with the enemy on the front line. You think that your role in a war only depends on the strength of your combat power. You only think that how many super villains you defeat can be considered as a guardian. .”

Damian talked eloquently and seductively: "Isn't this concept too small? How many German soldiers did General Patton kill with his own hands? Was it President Roosevelt who strangled Hitler with his own hands? Big men don't take the lead. They charge into battle, but their influence on the outcome of the war is far greater than that of the commandos. As the saying goes, those who are good at fighting have no illustrious achievements, and those who are good at fighting are the ones who win. There are no miraculous victories, no reputation for wisdom, and no merits of bravery. You should improve yourselves. He changed his identity from a shirtless soldier to a general commanding thousands of troops and hundreds of millions of horses."

The superheroes looked at each other and heard that Damian wanted them to serve as commanders of the army. This was a good suggestion. It was indeed better than fighting each other with villains as charging thugs in their own universes. , it can also be regarded as a brand new professional experience.

However, this kind of talk is just fine for deceiving Superman, but it cannot deceive a group of smart Batmans. Soon Batman from the parallel universe raised questions: "Are you planning to parachute us into the army as commanders? We are not familiar with the army’s command process, and we have not received professional training in commanding legion operations. Not to mention whether we are qualified for the position of officers, I am afraid that soldiers are not willing to accept the command of officers casually dropped by their superiors, right?”

Damian nodded approvingly and said: "As expected of Batman, it's easy to talk to smart people! Yes, it is unrealistic to directly appoint you as military commanders. Not only will it not improve the combat effectiveness of the troops, but it is also likely to be due to your lack of military literacy. It caused a great disaster and harmed the soldiers."

"Then where do you plan to put us?"

"There is a position in the army of the former Woolly Bear Country that is very suitable for you. This position does not require participation in military command. The main job is to motivate the soldiers and do ideological work for them."

Damian replied: "In normal times, you just need to communicate more with the soldiers, talk to them more, be a good example to them, and teach them to imitate your excellent qualities, thereby improving the morale and courage of the soldiers. During the war, you As long as you take the lead and shout: 'Charge with me!' there will be soldiers who will risk their lives to follow you and charge right after your footsteps."

The superheroes looked at each other again. They had heard of this kind of officer position in the former Furry Bear Country. During World War II, such inspiring officers in the Furry Bear Nation shouted "For Motherland, Hula!" and took the lead in the charge, and there were countless soldiers. They face the enemy's machine gun fire and rush to kill them, which can indeed greatly improve morale.

In a sense, this position is really suitable for them. There is no way to return to their home universe anyway. Instead of hiding behind and pretending to be dead in this frontline universe to avoid the war, it is better to take up this military position and fight for the resistance. Contribute to the cause of the Barbatos invasion.

With this in mind, the superheroes of the parallel universe agreed to Damian's proposal.

Before sending the superheroes off, Damian also said earnestly: "As a motivational officer, the most important thing is to be heart-to-heart with the soldiers. The communication must be in-depth. You must not just deal with it. You must love it from the bottom of your heart." Soldiers, care about soldiers, get along with the soldiers, let the soldiers treat you as their relatives...Only when you establish the closest connection with the soldiers, will the soldiers be willing to die for you, just like you used to deal with fans and politicians It's not enough to take photos with fans and shake hands and say a few words. Even if you consider yourself a star, you still need to be a star like AKB48 that you can get in touch with. Stars who grow up with fans must be down-to-earth and close to fans!"

After sending away all the superheroes, Damian quickly contacted the logistics department through his avatar, and asked the logistics department's battleship factory to work overtime to produce more Bat-theme park battleships, Superman theme park battleships, and Flash theme park battleships. The Earth Defense Force finally no longer needs to rely on robot dolls to motivate soldiers.

The journey of the beautiful girl Bruce to the parallel universe is not fruitless. At least it has introduced a group of new people to Damian's military paradise. The quality of service is definitely a shotgun. The real-life version of the superhero's inspiring soldier service can truly Injecting souls into soldiers is a hundred times better than the experience of robot dolls!

As for this group of superheroes protesting after discovering the truth? They were all on the pirate ship that Damian had tailor-made for them. It would not be that easy to escape. When the time comes, they would be out of control. No one would come to save them even if they screamed at their throats!