Chapter 1512 Dare to Touch Hijikata’s Mayonnaise?

In fact, there are traces of eating spicy food in Dongcheng. After all, there is a saying: "Sichuan people are not afraid of spicy food, Hunan people are not afraid of spicy food, and Guizhou people are afraid of spicy food..."

But mayonnaise, so Shanxi people like mature vinegar, but who has ever seen drinking mature vinegar as water? All I can say is that Hijikata Jushiro is so terrifying!

At this time, Dongcheng had not yet had a real fight with Hijikata Jushiro, but just by the way the other party swallowed the dog, ahem...mayonnaise into his mouth, he knew that he had been defeated. Didn't you see the onlookers? The members of the Kondo team and even Mr. Shinomiya turned pale.

However, the members of Kondo's team were okay. They may have been used to this kind of scene, so their expressions changed slightly, but Commander Shinomiya had already covered his mouth - the food floated out from the opponent's bowl. The taste of mayonnaise is already unbearable!

Tojo, who originally wanted to give Hijikata a blow, finally realized the reality. Oni's deputy commander was worthy of being a deputy commander. Can a person withstand such a level of spiritual training?

Just looking at it made him unable to eat...

"Dang!" Since eating has become a torture, Dongcheng is not ready to endure it any longer. He has no choice but not only him, but even his boss, Commander-in-Chief Shinomiya, looks extremely pale, pretending to be vomiting but forcing himself to endure it. He had a lively expression on his face, but even with this, no one laughed at him, because except for Hijikata, everyone in the venue was forcing themselves to endure it...

Based on this consideration, Dongcheng drew his knife instantly. However, Hijikata just threw the bowl in his hand towards the opponent. The edge of the wooden knife collided with the bowl and made a crisp sound. The sound was actually very pleasant - maybe in other situations From a human perspective, the only thing that can be done is to stop the ravages of mayonnaise, so then any sound is the sound of nature, right?

The members of the Kondo team, and even Shinomiya Kariya subconsciously said in their hearts: "Good job, Tojo!"

But Dongcheng is not so lucky. As the saying goes, if you cut off the water with a knife, the water will flow again. Mayonnaise is a liquid. What will happen if you use a wooden knife to block the flying mayonnaise? The answer is simple. The bowl was indeed broken, but the mayonnaise inevitably spilled onto Dongcheng. If it was just a smell at first...

In other words, if his eyes were just insulted, then the mayonnaise spilled on him - Dongcheng blinked and his whole body felt bad. So, what did it taste like? There is such evil in the world...

At the same time, Hijikata also felt that his whole body was not well. He had eaten well, but he did not expect that Dongcheng, who did not respect martial ethics, would launch a sneak attack! His big bowl of mayonnaise, which even contained precious items that could only be obtained through a lottery, was just gone? He has been patient enough, but these guys want to challenge his patience!

It's just that my uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't!

He had to kill the other party. Thinking of this, Jushiro Hijikata also jumped up. However, seeing the "precious" mayonnaise flowing on the other party's body, Hijikata was shaken. If he works hard now, maybe Can you save a little bit of the most precious mayonnaise?

No, no... If the seasoning is perfect now, wouldn't that mean that the mayonnaise is not wasted? Very good, the facts are very clear...

"Hey, are you ready for the sudden draw of the sword?" Hijikata, with a strong appetite, Jushiro.

"What?"

"Are you ready to be cooked into food?" Hijikata, Kaizen, and Jushiro: "If I bake you medium-rare now, it shouldn't be wasted?"

"???"

No one knows what happened to the Kondo team that day. Even Shinomiya Kariya was horrified when he mentioned it. Although he did not see the end, he suddenly understood why the other party was called the deputy captain of the ghost. Kondo team The team members were even more frightened. It turned out that the deputy commander was always joking with them, but once he got serious...

If this is not enough to understand Hijikata's horror, then Dongcheng's experience is the most impressive. Who knows what he has experienced? Sparring, competing, or even killing each other? No, no, no, not that high. What he experienced was that the creatures at the top of the food chain were hunting, but the prey was him...

"No, don't!" He cried, begged, and even wailed, but the other party just looked at the fish on the chopping board, as if his struggle was of no use at all. Who can bear that kind of look?

? It was at that moment that Dongcheng understood why the other party called him the Vice Chief of Demons, because evil ghosts eat people!

After practicing swordsmanship for decades, he was like a chicken waiting to be fed. He was so easily grabbed by the opponent's neck. Even the Commander-in-Chief of the Fourth Palace turned pale and didn't say a word. Thinking about it later, that What kind of competition is this? The opponent is simply not a creature that humans can challenge!

Not to mention Dongcheng, at that time, even the members of the Kondo team were shocked by their deputy chief. Although at first everyone thought that Dongcheng dared to challenge his deputy chief, they simply didn't take their Kondo team seriously. , that was a difficult decision to make, but after listening to Dongcheng’s specious and unclear theory, they felt that the other party might have something.

Vice Commander, he won't lose, right?

Especially when the other party mixed the rice with devil's chili sauce, it was devil's chili! How dare someone who doesn’t have anything do this? It wasn’t until Hijikata took out the mayonnaise that the team members realized that it turned out that the deputy commander didn’t really like eating mayonnaise. The deputy commander was using mayonnaise to practice!

You want to ask why? Isn't this nonsense? As soon as Dongcheng took action, the deputy commander threw the mayonnaise out without even thinking. This alone seemed to confirm the deputy commander's words. Later...

Some of the scenes were too horrifying. They only remembered the grinning deputy commander and Dong Cheng who wanted to die at first glance. Not to mention the other things, even the old man who was with Dong Cheng had his eyes wide open and seemed to be muttering something. , but if you listen carefully, you will find that the other party didn't say anything at all, which is so scary!

Fortunately, Hijikata is not a cannibal maniac. Although the disappearance of those fine mayonnaise made him a little crazy, he came to his senses after the madness passed. The most important thing is that after dragging Toujou into the dark room, he found himself The anniversary mayonnaise that had been hidden away for a long time, at that moment, the fine mayonnaise no longer tasted good.

Looking at Dongcheng in his hand again, Hijikata Jushiro said: "..."

It was so sudden. Just throw the mayonnaise away, right? How could he think of roasting others and eating them? After all, grilled mayonnaise doesn’t taste that good anymore, EMMM…

No, now is not the time to consider such things. Was he a little impulsive just now? what to do? What can I do now to skip this?

"Your Excellency Dongcheng, what do you think of us choosing this place for our discussion?" Fortunately, Hijikata is also a person accustomed to strong winds and waves. After rolling his eyes, he opened his mouth and said.

"..." At this time, there is a saying in Dongcheng called MMP. I don't know if I should say it or not. Why should we discuss it? He doesn't even have the strength to resist! Is this guy HENTAI? Super shaking S? You wouldn't kill him and then eat him in the name of sparring, right? The kind that is physically eaten!

What the hell...