Warhammer: Start with a Dog

Chapter 112 Chaos KPI

Destiny Steel

The Chapter Master's Office with a burning fireplace

The shadow hiding under the sofa cushion opened his eyes, turned flexibly and scanned the quiet and busy office, and closed his eyelids in the warm heat.

[I remember that you didn't approve of my use of the hypnosis procedure you called inefficient and troublesome on Julius? ]

Lami Zahn frowned and rubbed his stomach, slowly sipping the warm substitute tea while asking questions.

[That's it. ]

[Then can you explain to me why the treatment of our new... uh, new members is so different this time? ]

[Lysander is special,] the Border Demon Primarch raised his eyes from behind his work screen and adjusted the receiver on his nose, [Although... but the value that can be squeezed from him is far greater than other stone slag, so the rest can be sent directly to Hongso for processing. He should have learned a lot from this stupid crow who eats a lot and perfected his brainwashing surgery procedures. 】

The eyeballs suddenly opened, staring at the black and white dog with needle-like pupils in the shadows, but when the dog turned his head with his ears alertly, they disappeared again.

【…So what you mean is that the reason for stimulating Lysander in this way and making his emotions repeatedly reach extreme thresholds is a deliberate and necessary behavior. Am I right? 】

【Yes. 】

【So we need Lysander's "emotions" to...? 】

【To pay the "price". 】The dog lowered his head and looked at Ramizane meaningfully with his beautiful dark brown almond eyes from above the receiver lens. 【Everything he is experiencing now is one of the "prices" for your oath. 】

【No, no, you confused me. My pursuit is simple, right? 】

【It is very simple, but here, we have to do a lot to achieve it. Where do you think the massive data I process here every day comes from? Did it fall out of thin air? 】

【Riddle dog, get out of here... Never mind. I'll ask you one by one. Oh, I'll open my processing module permissions to you first... Okay, what is the "price"? Can you describe it to me in a way that I can understand? 】

【Okay, this Imperial Fist, which is obviously brainless and relies on magical protection, is more or less useful before it is stuffed with the seeds of the Iron Warriors (the dog agreed very reluctantly at this point). The emotional resources he has been squeezed out of are indeed quite rich, so I can spare some time to answer your questions. 】

The dog took his receiver from his nose and put it on the desk, then landed lightly from the office chair, then walked to one side of the room, jumped onto the leisure sofa, and very impolitely asked the two big guys, one big and one small, who were squatting on both ends of the sofa to move their limbs and make a comfortable space for him.

Ahalin brought clean water to his furry father with a silver bowl. The black and white Border Collie drank some water, then licked his mouth, and elegantly curled up on the sofa, curling his fluffy long tail with a white tip around his hind legs.

[Well... if I want to describe it in a way that you can understand, maybe I can start from here. We are now on a famous ship of the Chaos Undivided camp, carrying you and me as demon princes, and some of our old subordinates, but from the Iron Blood itself to everyone on the ship, they don't look that "chaotic", you should have found it strange a long time ago. ]

[That's right, I still remember what I saw in Medlengard when Henso and the others just arrived at the Iron Blood... but I thought it was related to the fact that we changed a lot of regulations and environment. ]

[It has something to do with it, but not much. ] Perturabo said this with a little subtle anger.

[The mutations that have occurred, the demons that have possessed, and the "blessings" given by the existence of the warp will not be so easy to treat as nothing happened. Foolish mortal, do you really think that those "existences" are all good people who are easy to talk to. Ascending to a demon is a very bad thing. I can only say that fortunately there is the option of Chaos Undivided. ]

The dog snorted heavily from his nose. [Sooner or later, I (Olympian swear words) will strip Fulgrim of his disgusting snake skin, which is full of fucking XX liquid, throw it into the Nova Cannon and fire it at the star! ]

[Okay, I know, you just don't want the third sister to be a widow, go on, why is that? ]

[What? The third sister is talking about the purple snake? ! Don't involve me in their affairs! ! ]

[Nothing, go on, go on. ]

The dog looked at his body deeply with a very suspicious look, and decided to pour out the suspicious things in this mortal's mind later.

[For some reason and some existence,] Bian Mu cleared his throat, [The Iron Blood and... the subspace energy and events that occurred within the "range" have become able to use specially written codes to quantify data and process and visualize. ]

[Huh? ] Ramizane's attention was completely attracted by the explosive hint contained in the second half of the sentence. [What do you mean by quantifiable and visualized after processing? ! Is that what I think it means? ! 】

[I don't know what you mean, but what I mean is that now I can "know how to accurately allocate resources and forces, and know the exact numbers of gaps and margins", and when necessary, accurately make them reach a suitable balance in each individual through regional deployment and personnel flow and other operations. For example, as I just said, because the high concentration of extreme emotions emitted by the Imperial Fists in the past two days has been well collected and distributed, all we need to do for the rest of this month is to hold a cafeteria unlimited fighting competition between Iron Warriors and Imperial Fists on the Iron Blood, and then we can complete this month's KPI. ]

[What? What KPI? ]

[Of course it's Chaos KPI. Being able to visualize the KPI indicators of each god makes it very easy to complete the requirements of Chaos Gods... After all, they are not human. 】

The dog bared his canine teeth that had been rounded by the molar bones. [For example, the fact that Julius boarded the ship and became what he is now, according to current calculations, the changes and impact on fate caused by this matter alone have exceeded the 9999-year chaos change indicator KPI of the blue soft monster that other changeable demons have been trying their best to complete... Every month we only need to deal with Him with a small thing related to change. 】

[Wow. ] The expression on Ramizann's face now looks like something very surprised and stunned, similar to when you are told that your New Year's gift is that your dog will work for you. Ahalin glanced back and forth at the two fathers who were facing each other seriously with some concern.

[Wow. So, now we can... ]

[Yes,] Bian Mu yawned, [We have waited so long at the edge of this galaxy to deal with these stones, and now we can finally go and take the Bella Karn world you have always wanted in any way you like. ]

Quack.

My lumbar disc tells me that I should lie down!

But I still have to take a walk (sad)

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