Chapter 144 This Is Driverless!
This is the second time Shen An has come to Kaifeng Mansion Yamen after Bao Zheng left.
The last time he was here to sweep away the mystery of witchcraft, the aftermath is still there.
After walking into the government office, Shen An found the prefect's duty room with familiarity. Sima Guang behind him snorted coldly when he saw his casualness.
Just now, Sima Guang was determined to take measures for him, but later the neighbors said that these gangsters came to block the door and yell at him first, so he reluctantly agreed to let Shen An do it by himself.
Shen An knocked on the door gently, and an old voice came from inside.
"Who?"
"Prefect, someone is here."
Sima Guang walked to the front and opened the door.
This move was a bit rude, but Ouyang Xiu inside smiled and said, "It's Jun Shi!"
Sima Guang went in and saluted, Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: "No one else dared to push the door open, only you! A gentleman is magnanimous and there is nothing invisible about him, hahahaha!"
This is Sima Guang, who has been famous all over the world since childhood.
First, he became famous for smashing vats, and then for killing giant pythons...
Such a person is full of light and is destined to be a high official.
When he was a child, his family helped him build momentum, and when he grew up, he followed his father to serve as an official everywhere. It is difficult for anyone to compare with him in terms of connections and knowledge.
Then he was carried all the way...
This is the proud man of heaven!
Shen An was a little envious of Mr. Sima's situation and felt that he was born with a golden key in his mouth.
Ouyang Xiu's eyes turned and looked at Shen An.
"Who are you……"
Shen An swore that he had not undergone plastic surgery and his appearance had not changed.
But Ouyang Xiu just looked at him blankly.
Looking at the white hair, Shen An had no choice but to take a few steps closer.
Ouyang Xiu looked at it carefully and then said, "It's Shen An!"
Shen An almost collapsed, "Yes!"
Boss, I am Shen An!
Ouyang Xiu nodded and asked, "Why are you two here together?"
Sima Guang said: "A certain person happened to be patrolling outside, and he bumped into Shen An and ordered people to beat the thugs, injuring more than ten people."
He turned around and glanced at Shen An, with no emotion in his eyes.
"what happened?"
This kind of case cannot reach Ouyang Xiu, but Sima Guang still takes him to handle it, just to be cautious.
The reason is very simple, because Shen An is a close minister.
You can't simply deal with such people, otherwise it will be a slap in the official's face.
Shen An said seriously: "Those gangsters blocked the door of my house, and then started to curse non-stop. They couldn't stop them!"
Ouyang Xiu frowned and said, "Why do you want to do it?"
Shen An said in shock: "They are so aggressive that I'm worried that my home will be attacked... Do I have to wait until they rush into my home before I can take action?"
Sima Guang said displeasedly: "Then we can't do anything."
"Junshi!"
Ouyang Xiu shook his head slightly, and then said: "They are just scoundrels. Most of these people are harmful. If they are beaten, they will be beaten."
"Mr. Ouyang..."
Shen An raised his eyebrows when he heard this title.
This is during office hours!
You should be called Ouyang Xiu, not Ouyang Gong.
"This matter is in plain sight. If it is not dealt with, where will the majesty of Kaifeng Mansion be?"
Sima Guang's stubborn attitude was beyond Shen An's expectation. He coughed dryly and said, "This... Mr. Ouyang... no, it was Magistrate Ouyang who said it, right?"
Ouyang Xiu's eyes suddenly became sharp, and then he glanced at Shen An.
Is this old man so powerful?
Shen An smiled and then motioned for them to continue.
Ouyang Xiu glanced at Sima Guang and said, "That's it. It's just Shen An, why did you get into trouble with those rogues?"
Shen An said: "Nothing, just improving the carriage."
Ouyang Xiu asked: "Is it available?"
Shen An said calmly: "Let's try it tomorrow morning outside the city."
…
Shen An got up very early the next day, tied up the carriage with Zhe Kexing in the old-fashioned way, and then went out.
As soon as we came out of Yulin Lane, there were many more people on the road.
"Shen waits for an edict..."
"Shen Taizhao...is this your binding method?"
"This...is the same as before!"
"Is this his improvement?"
"..."
Shen An met many people along the way. These people were all in the same direction as him, and they were probably going to watch the excitement.
In early winter, many people have a lot more money on their hands and have less time.
People are afraid of idleness. Once idle for a long time, this person will be useless.
Huang Qi went back to see Mao Yushi yesterday. Mao Yushi asked him to send a message quickly and make sure that the people of Bianliang knew that there would be a test outside the city tomorrow morning.
——In front of everyone, if he doesn’t eat, his reputation will be ruined!
So today's Bianliang City is really empty of people. Anyone who has time, almost all of them come out, which is more lively than the annual Jinmingchi bidding event.
Along the way, these common people saw that the carriage Shen An was riding in was still tied with old-fashioned ties, so they started talking one after another.
There is only one center: Shen An is going to eat shit...
The news spread instantly. It was said that Zhao Yunliang was playing with women at home, and Zhao Yunrang scolded his descendants bloody, and then sent Zhao Zhongzhen out to find out the news.
Zhao Zhongzhen ran all the way and took Yang Mo to the outside of the city.
At this moment, there is already a sea of people outside the city.
There were people standing on both sides of the official road, but outside the city gate, Shen An's carriage was parked alone. The war horse was not happy and started to raise its hooves.
Huang Qi was standing on the edge, and next to him was Mao Yushi, who had specially asked for leave.
What a rare opportunity!
Mao Yushi coughed, and Huang Qiqian smiled and said: "Shen Daizhao, is this... the beginning?"
The gangsters started to trouble Huang Qi yesterday after they returned home. Finally, he promised to pay him and pay for the medicine after today's test, and he was able to get away.
Shen An looked around and saw countless eyes staring at him.
He nodded, and then Zhe Kexing and Yao Lian took out things in the carriage and began to modify them.
What's this?
When Huang Qi saw Zhe Kexing taking out a saddle, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Is this asking someone to ride on it and then drive the car?"
Mao Yushi also found it interesting and laughed.
"Saddle up?"
Everyone knew that Shen An would not sit back and die, but if you get a saddle, are you planning to run away on horseback?
"Ha ha ha ha!"
A burst of laughter broke out among the onlookers, and the laughter gradually spread, and the joyful atmosphere made the cold early winter a little warmer.
"The one who follows the road, wait a minute."
Shen An suddenly stopped Zhe Kexing and got on the saddle, and then asked Huang Qi: "Where is your breakfast today?"
Huang Qi was feeling proud and said casually: "Eat! I ate a lot for breakfast."
Shen An frowned and said, "I'm talking about...your breakfast...shit."
Huang Qi said in shock: "Yes..."
"Ahem!"
Mao Yushi coughed dryly, lowered his head and said, "Get ready."
Huang Qi nodded, "Then... do you want it hot or cold?"
This guy has a personality, I like it!
Shen An smiled and said: "That... Yao Lian."
"Mr. Lang."
"It's cold, you have to eat something hot. Go and ask the people around you who wants to have diarrhea now, for a hundred copper coins."
I go!
Everyone around was confused.
So cruel!
But in the end, don’t eat it yourself.
"One hundred copper coins... I want something rare. Who has it?"
This kind of reward was really unheard of, so the crowd was silent for a moment, and then someone shouted: "Here! Someone!"
When another person saw this, he shouted: "I can pull it right away."
"Get out of my way, I'm going to shit my pants!"
So the hero successfully won the title.
Seeing Yao Lian carrying a jar and leading the man to a remote place, Shen An nodded slightly and said, "Follow the way, come on."
Zhe Kexing began to assemble.
The saddle is put on, and the loop is already on the neck and chest...
The straps connect the saddle to the shaft and then put them away.
Fasten the abdominal belt...just adjust it, and the shaft will sink.
Zhe Kexing has practiced a series of movements hundreds of times and is so proficient that even the war horse is numb and lets him do it.
"oh……"
Suddenly there was an old man in front of him, his face turned red and he said "oh". This "oh" sound was full of meaning, and you could hear surprise and eagerness.
When everyone looked around, they saw the old man opening his mouth, as if he had important information to reveal, but no words came out.
cut!
After a burst of booing, everyone looked towards the carriage.
Shen An has already taken the driver's seat. In fact, he prefers Zhe Kexing to drive. At least Zhe Kexing is good at driving when there is an accident. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net can jump out of the car.
But this dead horse is just a harp. If Zhe Kexing drives it, it will not move even if you beat and scold it.
Only when Shen An comes can it be energetic.
Zhe Kexing also praised the horse for its loyalty, but Shen An now felt guilty.
My brother was driving in the backyard of his home, but there was no room to run there! Just turned in a small circle.
He coughed while trying to calm down, and just when he was about to call out "De'er... drive," the dead horse neighed and started running.
This fucking thing is driverless!
I……
Shen An held the reins stiffly, turning the horse into braised horse meat in his mind.
The war horse began to accelerate triumphantly.
At the same time, Yao Lian returned with his nose covered and the jar in hand.