Chapter 662 "Listen to the System" (First Update Guaranteed, Please Subscribe and Vote Monthly!)

Okay, for the sake of the other party helping him get rid of suspicion and no longer being stared at by ANBU people, he participated in this concert!

I saw Kirabi standing on the stage. He made a few moves that looked like hip-hop but were actually offensive. Then he pointed at Qingyu and rapped without accompaniment.

"A dangerous box of bliss, whoever opens it will die!"

"Leave quickly or die! Yeah!"

"But BOY, you have me to protect you, Yeah!"

"Silly goose--!"

"Fly, fly like a colorful butterfly——"

"Oh~ yeah! Oops, I bit my tongue and almost burped..."

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After hearing these lyrics clearly, Qingyu's expression immediately became very wonderful!

The rhythm is quite accurate and has its own flow, but the lyrics are a bit too stupid...

I glanced at the people around me, all of them were shouting and clapping enthusiastically.

He suddenly began to wonder if there was something wrong with his aesthetics. Why didn't he enjoy it as much as these Oscar winners?

He really can't hang out with these idiots. Forget it, forget it. When this song is finished, find a chance to escape quickly, otherwise your ears will go blind.

But just when he had this idea and a constipated expression on his face, the dog system's sexy operation came immediately.

Ding!

Special death mission has been released!

Mission name: Rap Emperor!

Content description: After listening to a miserable concert, you are determined to teach the guy on stage a lesson and have a one-on-one battle!

(The first and possibly the last "Cloud Hidden Hip Hop" has officially begun!)

Mission requirement: Defeat Kirabi with rap

Task time limit: ten minutes

Mission reward: Special Takoyaki X1, Advanced Skill Card X1

Mission failed: Possessed by the electric eel, future speech will have electronic sound effects

Note: The system loudspeaker can be started at any time, and various beats can be selected.

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Damn it!

Qingyu wanted to scold but stopped and greeted all his relatives in the dog system in his heart.

Oh, I almost forgot, the dog system is an orphan, it has no relatives!

Is now the time to stand on stage and steal the show?

All of a sudden, an earth-exploding star hits his head. How aggrieved must he be? !

Besides, he doesn't know how to rap, so he can play a few songs by Jay Chou.

How about performing a shout-out?

Give everyone a whole life and a thunderous song?

Qingyu wants to bang his head against the wall!

But when he thought that after the mission failed, he would turn into a Canadian electric eel and speak with an electronic sound, he felt chills!

There are no mobile phones in this world. Who will he charge? !

Just when he was in great distress, Kirabi's performance finally came to an end.

"Hey, little idiot, are you intoxicated by Uncle Bi's gorgeous rhythm? Then to continue this warm atmosphere, I will sing "Be's Idiot Brother" for everyone, where are the cheers~"

"Oh oh oh~!"

Qingyu, who was incompatible with the group of 'actors' around him, knew that he could not delay it any longer. The task time was only ten minutes, and he could only sing two songs at most...

Madhu, try your best!

"Wait a moment!"

"Huh? I understand. You want an autograph, right? After the concert, I guarantee you will get Uncle Bi's autograph. Now enjoy the next performance."

For the first time, Qingyu realized how frustrating it was to be unable to speak.

As a last resort, he could only use his ultimate move.

I saw him suddenly jump onto the stage, and then stretched out his hands in the direction of Bi, with his thumbs pointing down!

"Rapping is not what you do, you should watch my performance next!"

War song, rise!

Through the big speakers of the dog system, the beautiful melody immediately sounded throughout the entire Yunyin Village.

Kirabi was very angry when he was pushed aside, but someone wanted to challenge him with rap, which made him feel very excited.

As for the ‘dog-supporting audience’ in the audience, they were dumbfounded.

It’s okay if the guy I just dragged along takes over the show, where the hell did he get the accompaniment from?

I looked left and right and didn't find anything, but if I listened carefully, it seemed like there were billions of things that sounded good.

At this moment, Qingyu launched a dimensionality-reducing attack on Kirabi with his charming singing voice that once destroyed the KTV wolf!

"Kid, do you have a lot of questions?"

"Why, while others are reading comics, I am learning [Baida] and talking to the wooden stakes."

"Others are playing games, but I am leaning against the wall and reciting my ninjutsu C~"

"I said I wanted a big camera, but it turned out to be a handsome 007~"

"Why should you listen to the system? When you grow up, you will begin to understand this passage."

Silly!

Kirabi was immediately dumbfounded!

His body began to sway constantly following this rhythm, and his head nodded extremely happily.

And the ‘dog care audience’ in the audience were also immersed in Qingyu’s extremely down-to-earth lyrics.

Who didn't spend their childhood facing wooden stakes? Other children may be playing carefree, but they have begun to refine chakra, practice ninjutsu, and break wooden stakes one after another.

Although they don’t know what 007 and System mean, it’s obvious that Qingyu’s lyrics have resonated with them.

Even with the spread of the dog system’s loudspeaker, more and more people stopped and began to accept this spiritual ‘baptism’.

"When I grow up, I begin to understand why I run faster and jump higher than others~"

"In the future, everyone will practice the ninjutsu written by me, and everyone will read the books written by me~"

"The hard work of the (dog) system is not allowed to be seen by you. The task of seeking death is in its heart~"

"When you have time, give it a pounding on the head, hold hands and jump off the building together~"

"Listen to the system, you will die quickly~"

"If you want to become strong quickly, don't give it a chance~"

The song "Listen to the System" adapted by Qingyu simply shocked my mother!

More and more people gathered here and began to move along with Qingyu's swinging hands.

It was like the scene of a large-scale "shoe cult".

At some point, even Kirabi jumped off the stage and stood at the front, waving two knives in his hands. Maybe it was because there was no such thing as a light stick.

At this moment, Qingyu was completely singing. Although his voice was not good and he would occasionally go out of tune, this song was not difficult to sing.

In addition, he sang from his feelings and injected sincere emotions into his singing, so the effect was extremely explosive!

He even moved himself!

I almost burst into tears!

God knows how much suffering he suffered, how many injuries he suffered, and how many tears of regret he shed because of the dog system.

Here, he wanted to say one word in particular to his dear (dog) system.

(Holds up middle finger) Take your pick!

What he got was a confused, enthusiastic, and middle-fingered response from the entire audience!

Although I don’t know what this means, just pick it and you’re done!