Martial King’s Retired Life

20. Kissing Maniac

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I was petrified on the spot. It wasn't until Tang Ye finished talking to Wang Eunuch that he tugged on my sleeve: "Brother, it's time to go."

This tug pulled out all the words in my mind: "Oh, such a big girl with a lot of flowers, she can be a eunuch." I regretted it as soon as I said it. But I think the people present, namely Manager Bai, can understand, so it should be fine.

Unexpectedly, when I looked up, I saw Tang Ye and Wang Eunuch looking at me and Manager Bai thoughtfully. They seemed to have observed something wrong. A question was already on their lips but they were temporarily suppressed.

Manager Bai's face was flushed with shame, and his big, confused and pitiful eyes stared at me hatefully, which was indescribably cute.

Hey, sister, your expression is so easy to understand! !

I lamented again.

Sister Nuwa, why don’t you come here when you are designing this person? Why is she a eunuch despite looking so evil?

For a moment, my doubts about gender in the world once again occupied the high ground. First it was Su Xiao, then the crazy young man, and then this manager Bai. Why do I always meet such beauties (?) whose genders cannot be distinguished.

"I am Bai Lian, the Chief Supervisor of Ceremonies. Don't talk nonsense!" Chief Bai Lian spoke in an official tone and looked at me maliciously: "Are you the one picked from the Six Doors? I don't think so. Not so good."

The two of us were like a couple who had a very unhappy breakup and would quarrel whenever we met. But we obviously only knew each other for less than an hour.

"He was sent to guard the small south gate just because he was not very good."

I deliberately stepped hard on the words "Xiaonanmen", but Bai Lian just glanced at me coldly. He had obviously improved his immunity and turned a blind eye to my attack. Put on the image of a selfless and iron-faced manager.

"Then you admit to yourself that you're no good?"

So what?

Bai Lian's expression suddenly changed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Since it's not that good, it's just a dereliction of duty. Come here! Pull him down and beat him to death with a stick."

I wipe it! I didn’t expect this routine!

You, the iron-faced manager, have a darker heart than Mo Du for creating an unjust case!

The prince said in embarrassment: "Mr. Bai, he is not part of our palace staff. He is under the control of the six gates, and he is also an official court warrior. This..."

"...Just talking." Bai Lian waved his hand, but the chill in his eyes meant he was serious, and there was deep regret in his tone.

"If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave first. Such a big thing happened just now, and we have to go back and report it to our superiors."

If you don't find some excuse to slip away, I think I'm going to explain it here.

Bai Lian said contemptuously: "What can you do?"

"That's not what you said." I said coldly and ruthlessly: "You must know that my reputation as a crazy kisser is well-known in the capital. I also kill both men and women. I just brutally tortured a young eunuch today. Here." As I said this, I touched my red mouth with boredom, looking like an outsider who had seen through the loneliness of the mortal world.

Tang Ye recorded my words with great respect. Hey, hey, hey! What do you want! Plastering them all over the streets makes me the public enemy of women!

The prince gave me a wow sound and winked at me, his intention was very obvious: Do you want to date me, big brother?

I immediately got goosebumps all over my body...

But these words really worked for Bai Lian.

She was so angry at me that she whispered bitterly: "Sooner or later, I will repay you ten times the humiliation you gave me!"

Faced with this confession, I couldn't help but blush.

"Ten times..." I calculated in a daze: "Then how long will it take to kiss?"

"You're looking for death!" Bai Lian kicked me over in embarrassment. As soon as I moved a step, she knocked the prince to the ground with one kick.

My face changed drastically, I was filled with indignation, and I spoke with righteousness and righteousness: "Manager Bai, just forget it if you don't like me. Why don't you even let the prince go! You are so cruel!"

The prince who was stunned by the kick finally came to his senses: Oh, this guy has a grudge against Mr. Bai! Why are we wading into this muddy water? People say that Manager Bai is ruthless and selfless in her work. If I am targeted by her, my life in the palace will not be easy in the future. This harmful thing is obviously not true!

Since this manager Bai is the manager of the Supervisor of Ceremonies, he has unimaginable power in the palace. I had no choice but to make jokes like this, so that she could not think of a way to harm me for the time being.

But I think that the father-in-law Wang should have rested for ten days and a half due to his injury. He must have been too cruel. It seems that this girl... ah no, this father-in-law must have caused trouble for me.

There is no other way, the ultimate secret.

"Tang Ye."

"exist."

"The birds and beasts dispersed."

Tang Ye and I turned left and right, dazzling the two father-in-laws. By the time they could figure out who we were, we had already slipped far away.

"Ming Ming is not true!" Bai Lian stomped her foot fiercely, "As long as you let me seize the opportunity, I will make you look good!"

I ran to Su Xiao and asked the audience what they saw at that time, and it turned out to be exactly what I thought. Then quickly go to the inner imperial city. Today's assassination incident needs to be discussed with the two governors.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Song Ou rushing over in anger.

"It's bad, it's bad!" Song Ou saw me, ran towards me and said: "Ming Feizhen, what did you do, how did you let the Black Wind Thirteen Wings get in! This is terrible

It's a big disaster! ! Uh, and what's wrong with your mouth? "

Damn it! I promised not to sap! Why do you ask me to recall the time when I kissed the eunuch?

"I'm here to report this, Mr. Governor." I lowered my head as much as possible so that he could not see my mouth. "The Thirteen Black Wind Wings pretended to be the imperial army. I heard from witnesses that they carried weapons when they killed people. The shape is strange, and it seems like they are using their own troops.”

"Using soldiers at home? Then why..." Song Ou's puzzled expression turned into realization and said: "You mean they can't sneak into the city with weapons. They must have been lurking in the imperial city before we started investigating! This has nothing to do with the poor guarding of my six doors!”

When it comes to pushing the pot, our bird brother is very clever.

"I'll go back and report to the emperor right now." Song Ou was about to leave when he stopped again and turned around: "But what's wrong with your mouth? Why is there still lipstick on it?"

I go! Mr. Bai, you still put on lipstick! I quickly wiped my mouth.

The scene of kissing Manager Bai came to mind again. Give me a basin and I'll vomit for a while...

Song Ou looked at me and suddenly said: "What a good boy, you dare to flirt with women even in the palace. Alas, your messy character will hurt you sooner or later. Women are as fierce as tigers!"

Hey, do you think everyone’s wives are tigresses?

Song Ou said a few words of regret to me, and immediately went back to see the emperor.

I watched Song Ou walk away, and when I thought about it carefully, the whole thing seemed quite strange. I always feel that someone is constantly causing incidents for a certain purpose, but who has the courage and ability...

I can't think of it.

"Not true? Is it you?"

Um? Who called me?

I turned around and saw Boss Shen in dark blue warrior uniform walking towards me.

"Boss!"

"I just said it was you. Don't leave in a hurry. I have something to ask you." Boss Shen suddenly lowered his head and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with your mouth?"

Can you fucking stop talking about me?

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