31. How About I Just Touch It?
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Shen Yiren was panting, her chest heaving up and down: "I told you that if you touch me again, I will destroy you, but you, you are becoming more and more courageous!"
ha? Is that what the gesture means?
"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding!"
"What misunderstanding? Come here." Shen Yiren hooked her fingers at me... holding the inkstone tightly with her other hand.
"I won't go over." You think I'm stupid! I didn't let you beat it into paste in the past.
Shen Yiren gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: "Okay, then I'll go there!"
But the two adults in Zhuque Hall did not let this social tragedy happen, especially Governor Song who roared angrily: "Who is making noise outside Zhuque Hall!"
When Governor Song and King Cheng stepped out, they saw his deputy governor and three new subordinates hiding sneakily outside the door, and their faces suddenly became embarrassed.
"Yiren... Deputy Governor Shen, what happened?"
I rushed to complain: "Report to the Governor, the Deputy Governor will kill someone and silence him!"
Shen Yiren shouted: "Shut up!"
Su Xiao didn't know if she was tricked by me, but she actually learned my secret reporting skills without any teacher, and rushed to say: "Report, my subordinates saw it! Ming Fei was really disrespectful to the deputy governor, let the deputy governor teach him a lesson."
But this sentence did not help the current situation at all. Instead, the scene fell into deathly silence. Miss Shen, who is usually a carefree girl, her delicate cheeks seemed to be on fire. After all, anyone would be embarrassed if she was exposed to being molested by a subordinate in front of the Governor and the Orange King.
I didn't dare to speak either.
Let the awkward air flow.
The Orange King became the one to break the silence. He... stared at the account book in my hand with sharp eyes like a hawk: "Okay! You, Song Ou, still shirk the blame and say you don't know about this. Let me catch you." Here! This is my king’s account book.”
Governor Song was once again pointed at and scolded by King Orange. I could already see Governor Song seriously considering whether to simply give this prisoner who had molested his boss to King Orange as a meeting gift.
"How's it going? This kid is the thief who stole the king's account book." The Orange King sneered proudly: "Come on, take this kid down!" At that moment, a total of four people from the Orange King's retinue strode forward, showing their arms and holding each other. The sleeves are coming to catch me.
I glanced at Shen Yiren, but she glared at me with a livid face, and then turned her head angrily.
Hey Hey hey! ! ! Not loyal! ! Is this a time for anger? I didn't steal that account book, it was King Orange who had his brain kicked by a donkey and let his scumbag father steal it!
The big hands of the four guards were about to catch me, and I felt an unknown fire in my heart.
"I said it was a misunderstanding. Shen Yiren, can you help me?" I glared at her hard.
She seemed to be stunned and a little shaken because she had never seen my expression before. I saw her lips parted slightly before she could speak. Another person spoke first.
"On the ninth day of July in the twenty-eighth year of Yuan Sheng, the Li family in Hexi received 40,000 taels, and the Zhang family in Shandong received 5,000 silver, a big house, and 500 acres of fertile land in the suburbs of Beijing."
The more he thought about it, the more ugly the Orange King's face became.
"Enough is enough! Who is talking nonsense!"
Although I didn't remember it, I could tell that it must be what was recorded in the account book.
The person who spoke was Su Xiao on the side. He just read the account book once and actually remembered so much.
"What's written in that account book is probably like this." Su Xiao smiled mischievously: "Your Highness King Orange, are you sure this is your account book?"
Yo ho! ! Young Su is very good at answering people's questions!
The Orange King stared at Su Xiao with an ugly expression,
I proudly slapped away the paws of the four attendants, "Don't touch me, don't touch me, wash your hands." Then I happily ran towards Su Xiao, "Brother! Come and kiss me!"
"Fuck you! You treat me like a girl again!" Su Xiao pushed me away angrily and whispered: "Have you ever saved me... You are not as immoral as you appear, so I won't watch. Putting you in trouble."
Alas, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
"Don't say anything else, but Baxianju's sauce pork elbow is really good."
"...I don't think our friendship is good enough for me to treat you to dinner."
Tch...it's really fussy.
The Orange King was at a loss and was about to get angry and catch both of them together when he was interrupted by an angry voice next to him.
Governor Song roared: "What the hell is going on?" He saw us peeping outside the Zhuque Hall, and heard that the account books were in our hands, so he wouldn't rest until he asked clearly.
I was about to tell him to send King Orange away and talk in private, but Governor Song roared again: "Ming is not true, is it true that you molested your boss?"
Depend on! Is this all you care about? ! You don’t care about the prince’s corruption case, so you ask me about a civil dispute?
I was about to explain, but Governor Song didn't give me a chance to speak.
"Do you know that if you molest your boss, you will have to cut off your hands and feet!" The scholar didn't know what stimulated him, and his attitude became more and more rude.
Now even Shen Yiren wanted to explain. She probably also figured out that what just happened was really a misunderstanding.
"He didn't do anything. In fact, just now..."
"Shut up! I'm teaching my subordinates a lesson and I want you to interrupt! Lieutenant Governor, please remember our identities clearly. Do you have the right to speak for outsiders in front of me?"
What's going on with this guy? No one can talk anymore. What's even more strange is that Shen Yiren's temper is worse than that of a donkey today.
He actually went offline, even though this guy roared and didn't even turn his face.
I'm getting angry again. She was still angry at being cheated by Shen Yiren just now, and she was even more furious when she met this governor who was causing trouble unreasonably.
Damn, you forced me.
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have touched Miss Shen's butt. I'm willing to take responsibility. That's all." I held Shen Yiren in my arms. Well, it feels really good. "From now on, I pledge my life to Miss Shen to be a good couple. Is this no problem?"
Who knew that Shen Yiren didn't get angry as I expected, but just looked at Governor Song with a subtle expression, and then looked at me: "Are you serious?"
"Yeah! What's wrong?" I said with a proud smile.
"Are you... not crazy?" Shen Yiren was stunned for a long time with her mouth open, and then suddenly laughed: "Then I'm going to see how you chase me, Daotouqing."
I'm just confused, why isn't Shen Yiren angry?
Instead, Governor Song's face turned red, and gradually changed color again. It's like changing faces in Sichuan opera, from red to white, and from white to green.
Su Xiao instantly returned to the state of despising me. Even the Orange King and his followers took three steps back and looked at me as if to say, "Are you crazy?"
Um? The atmosphere here is quite subtle.
After a while, Tang Ye, a man with unicorn arms, broke the embarrassment and walked over quietly, but without any intention of resolving the embarrassment, he loudly said: "Deputy Governor Shen is the fiancée of Governor Song. Don't you know?"
"..."
I suddenly thought of what to write in the next issue of the Black and White Reader column:
I would like to ask the editor, which one is more serious, touching the buttocks of your direct boss or touching the buttocks of your immediate boss’s future wife?
What if you accidentally touch both?
And...what if it was touched in person?
…
Oh, by the way, I also said I wanted to abduct his wife.
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