Chapter 214 Zeng Xiaoxian's Most Important and Precious Thing (Happy Women's Day)
Yifei was in a state of confusion.
She certainly didn't believe that Ziqiao and Meijia could secretly reconcile under everyone's eyes. That simply underestimated the gossiping ability of these gossipers.
So they could only be acting.
But the underground relationship was too outrageous!
Which anti-human script wrote this!
Yifei looked at Zhanbo with sympathy, and always felt that his ruddy face was emitting a green light at this moment.
The last moment, I thought that the old Lu family's ancestral grave was emitting green smoke, but when I looked closely, I found that the green smoke was emerald green.
Fortunately, all this was just a game made up, otherwise I would have started to overturn the table.
Poor Zhanbo, who arranged this script for you?
From the perspective of a sister, Yifei felt sorry for him and wanted to hug Zhanbo.
But from the perspective of the Avengers, this news was too exciting.
"Sister, Zeng...brother-in-law just picked up a dish for you, you shouldn't laugh like this, right?"
[Good sister, good sister, I told you to follow them to fool me. ]
Although Zhanbo's acting skills are not very good, he is indeed very devoted to playing games, and he has been calling brother-in-law from beginning to end.
However, for a certain Miss Qin, this scene in front of her is probably enough to make her spit blood.
Meijia and Wanyu were still watching the show happily, especially when they saw the reactions of Yifei and Yumo, they were more certain of their previous judgment.
Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other, and they certainly knew why Yifei was laughing nonstop.
[You deserve it! ]
Yumo lowered his head and ate while saying, "It doesn't matter, anyway, I have someone to help me pick up the dishes."
Yumo began to turn his grief and anger into appetite.
Thinking of this, Yifei laughed like a villain in a novel.
You know, my ultimate goal is to let them kill each other and destroy their families.
Yifei obviously knew the inside story, but she just pretended not to know.
Yifei: ...
Honestly, these two people showing affection in front of me almost made me start to eat to death.
"My wife is still the best."
In fact, the two of them took advantage of Yifei bending over to deliberately perform in front of her, otherwise they really thought that they were willing to do little things while eating.
"Come on, husband, drink more."
After she said that, she forced herself to eat the tofu under Zeng Xiaoxian's flattering smile, and then showed a smile of enjoyment.
Everyone just calmed down from Zeng Xiaoxian's disgusting attack, and turned around to be scared to death by Yifei's laughter that was enough to make a tiger retreat and a child stop crying.
Yifei looked at the other girls provocatively.
The relationship of underground love is to be secretive, at least the other six people have to pretend not to know even if they know.
Nanfeng took the soup that Nuolan served for him and pretended to be flattered.
Yifei looked at Yumo, who was gritting her teeth, and threw a playful wink at her.
Nuolan was even more gentle and she stood up and served Nanfeng a bowl of eel and chicken bone soup.
Even if there was no trick between Nanfeng and Yumo, there were definitely signs.
However, the mutual respect between the two was soon broken by Zhanbo.
Yifei glanced at Zhanbo and smiled maliciously: "At least I have someone to help me pick up the food, unlike Meijia who was pregnant and no one helped me pick up the food."
[Yumo: ? ? ? ]
[Yumo, is it too late for me to betray now? ]
Seeing the two of them being so affectionate, even Yifei wanted to ship their CP.
Meijia and Wanyu, the two gossip allies, looked at each other, their eyes flashing with the joy of eating melons.
As for the reason for deliberately acting out this scene, it was also very simple, just for the fairness of this game.
Yumo was already annoyed by the drama in front of her, but Yifei actually wanted to provoke her.
[I hate it! ]
[Ahhh! ]
[Hmph! ]
So if the two of them didn't give Yifei a chance to discover this relationship, then they could basically lock in the winner of this game.
"Thank you."
She was just worried about how to deal with Ziqiao, who seemed to be alone, and then this opportunity came to her.
"It's really delicious."
Although she was the sister-in-law, it's better to have it than not.
The simple Zhanbo didn't realize what was going on at all.
It was only after he heard what his sister said that he realized that he should pick up some food for Meijia now.
"Meijia, you should eat more too."
"Thank you Zhanbo, you are so thoughtful..."
Meijia smiled sweetly, obviously not realizing what Zhanbo's behavior meant.
Yifei saw that Zhanbo really picked up some food for Meijia, and she whistled slowly.
"Oh my, let me see which of the five girls here has not had food picked up by others.
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
Wan Yu's bright smile suddenly stopped.
Does it matter whether or not to pick up food?
Of course it doesn't matter!
Among so many people here, not one needs help from others to pick up food in order to eat.
But Yi Fei is making a big deal out of a small matter. She is clearly provoking me!
I can tolerate everything else, but I absolutely cannot tolerate Yi Fei's blatant provocation like this.
This is no longer a question of whether to pick up food or not, this is a question of one’s own face!
Wan Yu, who had nothing to lose and couldn't lose face, raised her eyes and looked at the boys on the field, and finally tapped her bowl and ordered.
"Ziqiao, why are you still stunned?
"Hurry up and get some food for your godmother!"
The provocative smile on Yifei's face paused when she heard this.
oh?
Are there any experts?
"Cough cough cough..." Zhang Wei and Guan Gu almost choked to death on the food in their mouths.
The two of them puffed out their cheeks, like two confused and confused hamsters.
Wanyu, is Ziqiao's godmother?
Guan Gu and Zhang Wei first turned to the left to look at the young and beautiful Wan Yu, and then to the right to look at the strong Zi Qiao.
They finally looked at each other, and besides being confused, there was actually a little bit of relief in their eyes.
I knew there was an even more outrageous relationship.
But it doesn't matter, no matter how outrageous the relationship is now, it can no longer defeat Guan Gu and Zhang Wei's sanity.
Husband and wife, lovers, sisters, exes, brothers-in-law, and now it’s not too much to add a godmother and son.
only……
Zhang Wei struggled to swallow the food in his mouth: "Is this godmother you are talking about...a serious godmother?"
"Zhang Wei!" Wan Yu blushed.
"Sorry, sorry."
Zhang Wei poked Zi Qiao on the right: "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and get some food for your adoptive mother."
"Foster mother?" Guangu was in shock again.
Xiaoxian suppressed a smile and said: "Guangu, this foster mother is not the foster mother you call Japan."
"Souga..."
Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian: "You understand very well."
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, then he hesitated and explained: "I am also a radio host after all. You, do you think my emotional consultation hotline doesn't have calls from Japanese listeners?"
"I believe you." Yifei sneered.
It doesn’t matter if others haven’t heard your radio show, do you really think I haven’t?
Your emotional counseling hotline doesn't even have a few normal listeners, let alone Japanese callers.
Just listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's radio program was such an embarrassing thing, Yifei would definitely not say it in front of so many people.
At this time, Zi Qiao finally stood up with a look of helplessness and picked up food for Wanyu.
"Godmother, please use it slowly."
[In his inner world, Zi Qiao looked depressed. 】
[Anyway, no matter if I am a foster father or a foster mother, a godfather or a godmother, I am destined to be a son to others. 】
[It’s strange. In reality, a real man can bend and stretch, so he can just be an adopted son for a while. 】
[Why do I have to be someone’s son even if I’m playing a game to draw cards? 】
【What a hell! 】
"My godson is so good."
Wanyu smiled and touched Ziqiao's head, then glanced at Yifei equally provocatively.
Tensions erupted instantly on the field.
Zhan Bo asked in a low voice to Meijia next to him: "What is going on now? Why do you feel that my elder sister is suddenly facing off with Wanyu?"
"It's not that your sister is facing off against Wan Yu. It's that your sister is not hungry anymore, so she plans to kill one by one. Wan Yu just happened to be caught by her."
Meijia whispered in a low voice: "Let's eat more quickly, otherwise when Yifei is completely full, she will really do something."
"Oh oh oh..."
Zhan Bo quickly immersed himself in the meal.
However, Meijia still doesn't know much about Yifei. Now that Yifei has launched an offensive, how could she just give up without seeing the results of victory?
"Zeng Xiaoxian~"
Yifei changed her direction and decided to start with the softest persimmon.
The main reason is that she really can't bear to get along with this bitch as a couple anymore. God knows how many earthy love words she just heard.
Yifei felt like all the goosebumps she had for the rest of her life fell off today.
Zeng Xiaoxian paused, then grinned and narrowed his eyes into a crescent moon.
"Your Majesty, please give me your instructions."
Yifei's mouth curled up when she heard the word "Queen", and then she returned to revenge mode.
How could her desire for revenge be shattered by just a soft word from this bitch?
Moreover, you bastard Zeng Xiaoxian clearly knows what I like to hear, yet you still disgust me with those earthy love words.
It’s simply a crime plus another level!
"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you love me?" Yifei asked with a smile.
"Should, should love..."
I don't know why, but Zeng Xiaoxian rarely became nervous even though he was acting.
"If you love me, what are you waiting for?"
Yifei's eyes were as charming as silk and she said in a provocative tone: "Leave it to me."
Everyone looked at each other, confused for a moment as to what Yifei was going to do.
Zeng Xiaoxian was even more stunned: "Dear, what do you mean?"
"Naughty."
Yifei's slender index finger slowly circled Zeng Xiaoxian's chest: "Of course, give me your most important and precious thing."
Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed nervously: "Now? Here?
"Isn't this not good?"
"Wow..."
Everyone stared in the direction of Yifei and Xiaoxian, and everyone looked excited and nervous.
Meijia's whole body was shaking with excitement.
[No way, no way. 】
[You don’t really want to play this big, do you? 】
"Wow!!!"
Zi Qiao let out a howl like a perverted wolf, and Meijia was so angry that she kicked Zi Qiao hard.
If you mess up my good show, I will chase you up to play with Yifei!
Nuolan poked at Nanfeng, then lowered her voice and asked, "Is the scale of your game too big...Are we going to do the same thing later?"
"No, not at all."
Nanfeng quickly explained in a low voice: "Don't get me wrong, it's the two of them who are perverted, definitely not me."
"That's good." Nuolan breathed a sigh of relief.
Facing Xiaoxian's question, Yifei glanced at the good guys on the field nonchalantly.
"What's wrong, will being here affect your performance?"
Yifei said earnestly: "Don't care about other people's strange looks, just treat them as nothing."
"As...air?"
Xiaoxian turned around and saw everyone's eyes were frighteningly bright.
Even Nuo Lan grabbed Nan Feng's sleeve nervously, his eyes full of anxiety and anticipation.
"Yifei, no, really not."
Zeng Xiaoxian begged for mercy: "How about... let's go to the room?"
"Stop talking nonsense, why are you so annoying when I ask you to hand over your bank card?" Yifei suddenly became impatient.
"Bank? OK? Credit card?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt as if a basin of ice water was pouring down from his head in this cold December weather.
Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was struck by five thunders: "The most important and precious thing you said is my bank card?!"
"What else?"
Yifei asked curiously: "For a man, the most important and precious thing is of course the wealth he creates. Otherwise, what do you think it would be?"
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes began to wander and his hands and feet became unnatural: "I thought, I thought... I thought you wanted my household registration book, and we were going to register together."
"cut……"
Everyone was so happy that they continued to eat with their chopsticks.
Although everyone knew in their hearts that things would definitely not develop in the direction they had just imagined, what happened in front of them really disappointed this group of fun people.
Nanfeng happily finished his attack and said: "Yifei, don't listen to him, why should you go to your room to hand over your household registration book?
"Teacher Zeng probably thinks you are greedy for his body."
"Nanfeng you!" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Nanfeng angrily, "You are slandering!"
Nanfeng curled his lips: "If you say it's slander, then it's slander."
"Bah, bah, bah! Am I still greedy for his body?"
Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian's belly disdainfully: "With a figure like his that doesn't even have abdominal muscles, do I need to be greedy?"
"That's not the case." Zhang Wei said while eating, "What if Teacher Zeng is a virgin?"
Zeng Xiaoxian blushed.
"Virgin? How is that possible!"
Zi Qiao asked Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, are you a virgin?"
Zhang Wei paused for a moment, then replied sheepishly: "I had a girlfriend who was thirty-five years old before."
"Oh..." Everyone made a sound of understanding.
"I can't tell, Zhang Wei, you are actually a mature woman killer."
Zi Qiao pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Think about it, you are no longer a virgin at your age, will Teacher Zeng still be a virgin?
"It's not like he's never been in love once, right?"
"It's not like..." Yifei said sourly, "He has been with his ex-girlfriend for more than eight years, how can he be a virgin."
Zeng Xiaoxian blushed, and now he didn't dare to say anything.
Zi Qiao smiled proudly: "Let me tell you, how can there be virgins over the age of twenty-five in this era?"
Twenty-one-year-old Nan Feng thought about it and realized that it was none of his business, so he continued to eat with his head down.
Twenty-six-year-old Guan Gu twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Zi Qiao with an unhappy face.