Chapter 281: The Stingy Man's Cutting of Meat

Guangu and Zhang Wei each carried two large boxes of fireworks and walked towards the old house.

"Sekiya, do you think that if the fireworks in our hands beep...boom, will we also beep...ahhhhhhhhhhh?"

Zhang Wei said on a whim while holding the fireworks.

"I don't think the two of us combined can say so many 'ah's, and..."

Sekiya's head was full of black lines: "Although the Japanese don't celebrate the Spring Festival, I also know that cursing myself like this during the Chinese New Year is definitely because my head was caught in the door."

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "Isn't this a joke?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Guangu frowned and laughed very cooperatively, but the laughter was really a bit penetrating.

While the two were walking and chatting, three children around the age of eight or nine were chasing each other in a cannon-throwing battle. They rushed up from behind Zhang Wei and Guan Gu like wild horses.

The three children almost bumped into Zhang Wei and Guan Gu.

"Be careful." Zhang Wei said quickly.

The leader, the little chubby man, laughed a few times and bowed to Zhang Wei and Guan Gu with his hands clasped in fists.

“Hello, brother with glasses, and hello, uncle with black face.

"Happy New Year's Eve and may you get rich."

"Okay, okay...Happy New Year's Eve."

Guan Gu grinned when he heard this, and Zhang Wei's face instantly darkened into Bao Zheng's.

Why is it that Sekiya is the brother with glasses and he is the uncle with black face?

Does he look that old?

I'm obviously younger than Sekiya, okay?

Seeing that one of Guan Gu and Zhang Wei could only grin and giggle, while the other had a dark face and showed no expression at all, Little Fatty curled his lips and led his two younger brothers to continue running forward.

Guangu asked curiously when he saw the three children finishing their New Year greetings inexplicably and then running forward without looking back.

"They just left?"

Zhang Wei thought about it and couldn't help laughing: "Today is New Year's Eve, so you should always give a red envelope to show appreciation when people wish you a happy New Year.

"In the end, you were just giggling. The kid ran away when he saw that he couldn't get the red envelope."

"That's right."

Guangu suddenly realized.

In fact, Japan also has the habit of giving red envelopes during the New Year, but they don't celebrate the Spring Festival, and Sekiya didn't react for a while.

"Then why don't you give..."

Guangu stopped midway through his words, feeling that it was unnecessary for him to ask this question.

Isn't it funny to want Zhang Wei to take the initiative to give red envelopes?

The two continued walking. Unexpectedly, the three children who had gone before suddenly turned back after whispering to each other halfway.

Little Fatty opened his round eyes and asked, "Brother glasses, uncle black face, are you guests at Old Mrs. Chu's house?"

"yes."

Zhang Wei was not really angry because of the kid's black-faced uncle. He smiled softly and said, "What's the matter, kid?"

"That's just right."

Little Fatty clapped his hands and said, "I have a secret to tell you about you guys."

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu looked at each other, obviously wondering what secrets a child they had never met could have about them.

Guangu asked directly: "Kid, how do you know our secrets when you don't even know our names?"

The little fat man laughed, his eyes rolled, and he felt a little shrewd: "This is also part of the secret."

Zhang Wei was a little suspicious: "Are you trying to fool us?"

Before Little Fatty could speak, a boy with small eyes behind him spoke first.

"The children in our village cannot lie. My mother said that if the children in the village lie, they will be caught and beaten by the deadly female devil during the winter and summer vacations."

"Death-killing~ female devil..."

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei instinctively felt a chill when they heard this word.

Isn't this deadly female devil named Hu?

At this moment, Guangu and Zhang Wei's trust in the three children greatly increased.

Zhang Wei continued to ask: "Then what secrets do you know about us?"

"Well..."

Little Fatty raised his eyebrows, and bowed to Zhang Wei and Guan Gu with his hands clasped as before.

“Hello, brother with glasses, and hello, uncle with black face.

"Happy New Year's Eve and may you get rich."

Guan Gu was still grinning, but Zhang Wei understood instantly.

Good guy, this little chubby guy won’t open his mouth until he sees the red envelope.

He wanted to leave, but he was really curious about what the "secret" this little fat man was talking about.

And looking at the vows made by these three children, it doesn't look like they are just making it up to get lucky money.

After all, if they were really after the red envelope, they wouldn't have simply run away just now.

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei made up his mind.

"Guangu, give me a red envelope!"

He turned to look at Guangu, who was still enjoying himself.

"Nani?"

The smile on Guangu's face suddenly disappeared: "Why me?"

Zhang Wei asked: "Aren't you curious about what this secret is?"

"I'm curious." Guangu nodded, "But why did I give the red envelope?"

Zhang Wei's words were concise and to the point: "Do you think I am someone who would pay out of curiosity?"

"Aren't you?" Guangu's eyes widened.

"yes."

He said matter-of-factly: "But isn't there someone here who is more curious than me and more willing to spend money?"

"Depend on!"

Guan Gu curled his lips: "Zhang Wei, you are such a stingy person!"

Zhang Wei just smiled complacently. Being a stingy person is fine, at least he doesn't have to suffer the pain of plucking feathers.

Guan Gu rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei, put down the two large boxes of fireworks in his hand, and kept groping his body.

Soon he thought of something and laughed with gloating.

"You didn't expect it, I didn't bring any cash with me!"

He looked down at the three little kids who looked confused.

Children aged seven or eight nowadays should not be rich enough to have a smartphone in their hands, right?

"What?!!" Zhang Wei was shocked.

"I didn't bring any cash, how can I give New Year's money to children?"

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and smiled a little sinisterly: "But I remember someone carrying cash with them."

[In his inner world, Guan Gu, dressed in a chef's uniform, showed a hearty smile. ]

[Then he took out a knife from behind, looked at it carefully, and shook his head and threw it away casually. ]

[Then Guan Gu, like Doraemon, kept pulling out fruit knives, kitchen knives, bone-cutting knives and other knives from his back, but he was not satisfied with any of them. ]

[Finally, Guan Gu pulled out a dragon-slaying sword with a "one-knife-nine-nine" value from his back, and then he smiled with satisfaction. ]

[He walked quickly to the kitchen and said with a grim smile to the iron rooster on the chopping board. ]

[It's the New Year, even if it's a stingy man, it's time to cut meat. ]

[So Guan Gu chopped down the dragon-slaying sword fiercely, and Zhang Wei's pig-killing wail suddenly sounded all around. ]

The three children obviously understood Guan Gu's poor Mandarin, so their eyes were instantly fixed on Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei's face became darker.

But Zhang Wei was stingy, but he was still very good to the children.

He put down the two large boxes of fireworks in his hand and fumbled around for a long time, and then took out twenty yuan from his pocket like a magic trick.

"Here are twenty yuan, which is considered as New Year's money. I wish you a happy New Year."

Little Fatty Ding took the money from Zhang Wei with a surprised look on his face: "Thank you, Uncle Black Face, you are so stingy."

The child's overly direct words made Zhang Wei's smile stagnant.

Are all children nowadays so greedy?

This is a huge sum of twenty yuan!

When he was a child, he could use this twenty yuan New Year's money from the beginning of the year to the end of the year!

"That's right, Uncle Black Face, you are so stingy."

The boy with small eyes said: "And it's not easy to divide these twenty yuan among the three of us."

"How simple it is."

Zhang Wei slapped his thigh and said: "Why don't you give me another two yuan?"

Guan Gu:...

Three children:...

Little Fatty Ding looked at Guan Gu and asked innocently: "Is this Uncle Black Face the Yan Jingsheng the teacher mentioned?"

Guan Gu nodded heavily when he heard it.

Although he didn't know who Yan Jingsheng was, he felt that the child was right just by listening to the tone of this little Fatty Ding!

"Oh, Black-faced [brother], I was just joking with you three."

Zhang Wei felt a little embarrassed, he emphasized the pronunciation of the word "brother" and took out a hundred yuan quite solemnly.

Zhang Wei's face twitched and he said: "This should be enough to share, right?"

[My one hundred and twenty yuan! ]

"Thank you, Uncle Black-faced."

Little Fatty took the one hundred yuan from Zhang Wei's hand. He looked at the one hundred and twenty yuan in his hand and felt a little guilty: "But it's New Year's Day, it's not good for us to take a red envelope of forty yuan each, right?"

Zhang Wei: ...

Oh my God, are the routines of children asking for red envelopes like this one after another?

In the end, Zhang Wei took out another thirty yuan to make a total of fifty yuan for each of them.

"Thank you, Brother Black-faced."

The three little boys were not greedy, and did not continue to ask for more, and even changed their words to call Zhang Wei brother.

When Zhang Wei heard that the three little brats finally changed their words to call him brother, he felt much less depressed.

As the leader, Xiao Pang Ding stuffed the money into his wallet first. After telling his friends that they would split the money later, he turned his head to look at Zhang Wei and Guan Gu.

He waved his hand to signal the two to bend down, and then whispered in their ears.

"The secret is...

"Someone is following and monitoring you!"

"What? ! ! "

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei screamed at the same time.

The two looked at each other and felt unbelievable.

What is there for them, two grown men, to be followed and monitored?

Guan Gu frowned and thought, then muttered to himself thoughtfully.

"Could it be that...pirates came to steal my drawings?"

Zhang Wei was stunned.

Guan Gu's idea was so strange.

Zhang Wei looked at Xiao Pang Ding with suspicion: "Little friend, you are not lying to us, are you?"

Xiao Pang Ding was so angry that he stomped his feet: "I am a three-good student in school, and I never lie."

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses: "Then how did you know about this? "

Little Fatty said: "Because the person who is monitoring you is living in my house now."

"What? ! ! "