Chapter 242 Confession

Malu slept in another dimension for three full hours before coming back this time, so he was in good spirits.

He played games in the living room for a while, and then received a call from sales around 3 o'clock, saying that he was almost at the gate of the community.

So Malu tidied up, put the ingredients into a collection bag, and went downstairs with Lao Wang.

When they left the gate of the community, they saw a black D9 EV600 parked on the side of the road.

The salesman in a suit immediately came up to him with a smile on his face, "Are they Mr. Ma and Mr. Wang?"

Malu nodded, "Are you Xiao Zhang?"

"Hey, it's me." The salesman named Xiao Zhang shook hands with Ma Lu and said enthusiastically, "I will be responsible for Mr. Ma's door-to-door test drive today. The one we test drive today is the D9 EV600 flagship version.

"The process is like this. I will introduce the car to you and Mr. Wang first, including various configurations and functions. Then you can get in the car and experience it statically. Then we will hit the road. I will drive the first half and you will drive the second half. , what do you think?"

"Nothing wrong."

"Okay, let's get in the car first. If you're tired, give me your driver's license. Electronic one is fine too."

After Ma Lu handed over his driver's license and signed the test drive agreement, he and Lao Wang got into the D9 and started the test drive.

Since Ma Lu had not driven a car before getting his license, he touched the steering wheel for the first time and drove slowly. He was often berated by cars behind him. Fortunately, he finally arrived at the Infinite Universe Cafeteria safely.

Since this test drive was relatively short, only twenty minutes, Xiao Zhang also volunteered that he could do it again in the evening and drive back from here.

At least the service is really good, but this thing actually depends on the person. Different stores of the same brand or even different sales in the same store may have completely different service attitudes.

Ma did not forget to promise Wei Jingyan, and after getting off the car, he went to the rental house in the community to find Mr. Mao Tuan.

When he opened the door to the second bedroom, he saw the Ragdoll cat holding an empty wine bottle, lying motionless on the marble floor of the rental house.

The pungent smell of liquor still lingers on the ground.

Malu's first reaction was that the cat had finally drunk itself to death, because it really looked like it had died, and even its chest no longer heaved.

However, when Malu walked up to it and tried to stretch out his hand to test its breath, Mr. Hairball jumped up from the ground again, mumbling in his mouth.

"Who, who is going to steal my Erguotou?!"

"No one is snatching your Erguotou," Ma Lu said, "I just thought something happened to you and came over to check."

"You thought I was dead? No, I was just taking a nap. Well, it's not your fault. I wouldn't say every cat looks dead when he takes a nap, but a lot of us do. It looked like he was dead."

Mr. Hairball paused, "Some of them even died, which is too bad. But..."

It changed the topic, "The good news is that I haven't heard of any kittens being killed by Erguotou, so I think our group should be immune to this thing."

"Anyway, I'm glad you're still alive," Ma Lu said. "In addition, about your master Wei Jingyan... I have some new news here."

"She is not my master. I told her that I prefer to call her the intermittent companion working monkey, but it doesn't matter. What did that crazy woman say again?"

"She said she couldn't live without you...she couldn't sleep well every night after you disappeared, thinking about you all the time. In fact, she didn't look very good this week." Ma Lu said, "She was in a state of confusion. It’s like The Walking Dead.”

"Ha, I'm not surprised at all." Mao Tuan said, "On the surface, it seems that she is making money outside to support me, but in fact, I have been supporting the family."

“Without me, that woman would still have to go out to work, pay rent, work endless overtime, be scolded by her boss, and quarrel with her colleagues, but my existence makes all of this meaningful.

"She can deceive herself that all this is for me. I am like a ray of light in her tragic life, a little angel with wings."

As Mr. Hairy Ball spoke, he lay down and licked the liquor on the floor, "But I am just a middle-aged alcoholic lost in a different world, and she is just a young social animal.

"We are all crazy, no, it may be that the world is crazy, otherwise why more and more young people can't find the meaning of their existence... Sorry, I seem to have digressed.

"I do have that kind of disease all the time, the kind that turns into a philosopher talking endlessly when I drink too much. Please help me bring a message to Xiaoyan and tell her that I am not high enough and don't want to go back."

Malu said, "She also said that she would marry you if you could speak."

"What? I'm just a kitten. I can't marry a monkey. Wait... I think I did say I wanted to marry her before. Did I drink too much at that time?"

Mr. Hairball finally stopped licking the remaining liquor on the floor and began to think seriously.

"Marriage is like a trap for men."

"I agree." Ma Lu said.

"I agree."

"Uh...that's what you said."

"No, I mean I agreed to her proposal." Mr. Mao Tuan said, "I have been away from home for a while, and it's almost time to go back. Don't worry, I can come to your store after I get married. Work."

"What made you change your mind?" Malu asked curiously.

"I don't know. I'm a kitten. Kittens are hard to figure out. Sometimes I even fight with my tail. But after all, we've been together for almost a year."

Mr. Maotuan sighed, "I don't want to see her sad. If she can't live without me, then I can only go back to her side and continue to play her little angel and cheer her up.

"But we have to find out first if she still wants to castrate me. I definitely don't want to lose my little brother."

"Then let's do this," Malu thought for a while and said, "You come back with me after closing the store tonight. I can take you home, and then Lao Wang and I will wait outside the door. If Xiaoyan wants to castrate you, as long as you shout out loud, we will rush in and snatch you back.

"I have now mastered a very powerful flying knife skill, and there are not many opponents in this plane."

"Sounds good, then I will go back with you tonight."

Mr. Maotuan nodded, "I will confess my identity and origin to Xiaoyan face to face. If everything goes well, we may go directly to get the marriage certificate."

"That's definitely not possible." Malu said, "The Civil Affairs Bureau doesn't accept cats."

"Then let's have a simple engagement ceremony first. I have to get a pair of rings." Mr. Maotuan said to himself, "I can look for it from the windowsill to the next door."

"That's theft. If you really plan to confess tonight, I can lend you some money first."