Help the Queen of Heaven to Save the Situation, She Lusts After My Body

Chapter 566: Carry It Like This?

In the afternoon, when Xu Nuo came out of the cinema, the real-time box office had exceeded 250 million.

And night is the golden moment for movies. On the first day of release, "The Journey" is expected to exceed 400 million on New Year's Day.

If it can break through 400 million, "Awkward" will be able to rank among the top 20 on the first-day box office list.

Compared with the bleakness of "Crazy Stone", "The Lost Road" can be said to be a great success.

The speed of success is even faster than the words of criticism.

Two movies a year, one of which created the myth of dozens of times the profit rate.

What about this "People on the Road"?

How many times the rate of return can be created?

Judging from the plot of the movie, the cost of "A Man on the Road" will not exceed 20 million. If it can really reach a box office of 3.5 billion, it will be a 175 times return rate.

Buying lottery tickets is not that exaggerated. After all, buying lottery tickets is a waste most of the time, but movie box office is real.

According to relevant data, Fanxing Studio's account sharing ratio is 39%. If it really has a box office of 3.5 billion, it can easily get more than one billion.

Discussions have started on the Internet, and many people immediately recommended "People on the Road".

"A comedy that will make you laugh your head off."

“Highly recommended, I’m already planning to buy it a second time.”

"The laughter never stopped."

The power of word of mouth is significant. Many people who were holding a wait-and-see attitude chose to watch "The Lost Road".

People are on an embarrassing journey, and they gradually change their name from the movie. It became a self-deprecating sentence.

"When I go home this year, I'm going to be in trouble."

"Real-life people are in trouble."

Titles like this appear in many videos.

It can not only vividly express the difficulty of the journey, but also gain some popularity, a win-win situation.

In the film industry, many people are also paying attention to this movie.

Most people sneered at the 3.5 billion box office.

"Crazy Stone" has a box office of more than 700 million, but it cannot even enter the top 200 in the box office list, and this ranking is still declining.

Except for the extremely high yield that is commendable, there is nothing special about it.

There are a lot of actors like Yu Zheng in the entertainment industry.

If you think that with people like Yu Zheng and Wang Qiang, who has never made a movie, we can get a box office of 700 million, it will be like smoke coming out of ancestral graves.

3.5 billion? Stop dreaming.

Many people even publicly ridiculed it.

"Promise, don't shoot anymore, there are all blockbusters out there."

"It takes seconds to show up."

"One look at him means I lose."

"Stop it, promise, it's all XXX outside"

At first, they were very happy with the mockery, Xu Nuo ignored them, and they thought they were sure to win.

However, the box office of 250 million has not yet been reached on the first day of the new year. Looking at the original remarks, these people want to slap themselves.

Before they slapped themselves, Xu Nuo gave them a few big mouths.

He retweeted a scarf, and it was fans who compiled all kinds of unfavorable comments.

"Reading your comments is more interesting than watching the movie. Thank you for making me laugh."

Close to the face and open it up, full level of taunting.

When Xu Nuo issued a scarf, the Internet went crazy.

No one would have guessed that during the Chinese New Year, instead of sending blessing messages or promoting "The Road to Misfortune", he would come out and ridicule a large number of directors.

The program is very effective.

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. I'm really going to settle the score with you!"

"Damn it, I like this character!"

"Love it, love it, awesome!"

In the evening, Xu Nuo sent a message to Lin Wanqing, and then told the old couple that they would not be at home for dinner that night.

Under the gaze of three people and six eyes, Xu Nuo fled.

A little farewell is better than a wedding. Not seeing each other for one day is like three autumns.

Unfortunately, there was no snow in Jiangcheng during the Spring Festival this year.

The north wind is bleak, making people feel chilly.

Fortunately, Lin Wanqing's little hands were warm.

Xu Nuo stuffed her hands into his pockets and took her for a walk aimlessly along the river.

It seems that you will never get tired of the scenery along the Yangtze River.

In the cold winter, white air comes out of every mouth. The two of them wore hats and wandered around holding hands.

There are much fewer people on the riverside in winter than in summer.

Holding Lin Wanqing's hand, Xu Nuo felt extremely satisfied.

"I heard that the rivers in the Northeast can freeze and cars can run on them."

Xu Nuo picked up a stone and tried to float it on the Yangtze River. Unfortunately, his skills had long been abandoned. After two floats were floated, it sank to the bottom of the river.

"Let's go and see it after the New Year?" Lin Wanqing said with a smile.

"It's very cold."

"I'm not afraid."

Xu Nuo threw away the stone and held her again, "That's good."

Lin Wanqing didn't mind it either, and even took out a tissue to wipe his hands.

Seeing that his hands were cold, he wrapped them with both hands to help warm them.

Xu Nuo likes this feeling very much.

We have only known each other for a year and a half, and have only been dating for a year. We already feel like an old couple.

"Do you want to carry it?"

Xu Nuo asked.

Lin Wanqing's eyes lit up and she hummed heavily.

"Okay, stand still and don't move." Xu Nuo warned.

Lin Wanqing stood obediently, waiting for Xu Nuo to come to her, then squatted down and carried her on her back.

As a result, I waited around and saw no one else. When I was about to ask, my shoulders sank.

"???"

Lin Wanqing turned around silently, with a neat row of question marks on her head.

A big head popped out from among the question marks.

This guy said he would carry her on his back, but he actually asked a girl like her to carry a grown man on his back.

"Can you have some shame?"

"Thank you, no, I'm pregnant."

She looked back at Xu Nuo, who was half a head taller than her, curling his legs and wrapping his whole body around her like an octopus.

Lin Wanqing was disheveled in the cold wind.

She was careless, how could she run into such a guy.

"Let's go!" Xu Nuo patted her head, indicating that he had carried her on his back.

After struggling for a long time, Lin Wanqing looked left and right, and there were not many people, so she decided to satisfy him once.

Fortunately, she had practiced before, and she could still carry him on her back for a few steps.

After just two steps, Lin Wanqing wanted to throw this guy off.

"Where should I put my hands?" Lin Wanqing said angrily.

"Oh, I'm afraid I'll fall down." Xu Nuo said as a matter of course.

"1, 2!"

Xu Nuo silently took back his hand, then held it on her shoulder, "Go, go."

Lin Wanqing snorted and carried him forward.

A couple suddenly came out from the corner, one person was carrying another person on his back, but the other was a boy carrying a girl.

When their eyes met, both of them froze in their places.

Lin Wanqing shook her shoulders, trying to shake Xu Nuo off, but he hugged her tightly.

The boy opposite looked so envious, Xu Nuo was very proud and nodded as a greeting.

As they passed the young couple, Xu Nuo vaguely heard the girl's scolding.

"... How can I carry them!"

"Shameless!"

Xu Nuo laughed.

A voice came faintly in the wind: "It seems to be Nuoyan?"

"Impossible? Why would he let Lin Wanqing carry him?"

"It's hard to say, he's so funny."

Lin Wanqing paused, "They recognized him."

Xu Nuo squeezed his legs, "It's okay, they won't come over."

Lin Wanqing looked back and found that the couple really had no intention of catching up.

"I'm tired." Lin Wanqing turned a corner and stopped.

Xu Nuo reached down and pinched, then let go before the slap came up.

"Let me carry you."

Lin Wanqing took two steps back and jumped onto his back, hitting the ground and causing Xu Nuo to stumble.

Xu Nuo reached out to grab her knees and pinched her elastic thighs, "Why do you seem to be getting heavier?"

Lin Wanqing was furious and reached out to pinch his stomach, "What else do you want to say?"

"It's a little... stop, stop, stop, not heavy, not heavy."

The little girl's pinching was particularly painful, and Xu Nuo couldn't stand it and raised his hands in surrender.

The cold wind by the river blew Lin Wanqing's hair and blew on his face, making him itchy.

He resisted and turned his head to kiss her on the face.

"It's all saliva." Lin Wanqing muttered.

"Then I kiss you clean?"

"So disgusting!"

In the cold winter, the sky darkened quickly, and it started to get dark before six o'clock.

The two walked aimlessly along the river.

Sometimes you don't need any purpose, it's good just like this.

It would be better if Lin Wanqing didn't pinch him.

Although the two did everything at home, but outside, he would be beaten if he touched her butt.

Screams and cries of pain were heard from the river from time to time.

"I told you to be naughty!"

"Are you still touching?"

"You'll dare to do it next time."

Men's nature, can't be changed.

It was very dark at night, the lights on both sides of the river were lit up, red lanterns on the roadside, and colorful lights hung on the trees. This is the atmosphere of the New Year.

Two figures hugged each other, feeling the charm of the night.

The small waist was slender and could be held in hand. Xu Nuo didn't go too far, just hugged her and felt the warmth.

The night was getting darker and darker, and there were children sneaking to the river to set off firecrackers, and the sound of firecrackers woke the two.

"Let's go, let's eat."

"What to eat?"

"Hot pot."

In the winter, there is nothing warmer than eating a warm hot pot.

Taking off the hat and scarf, the waiter exclaimed immediately.

Xu Nuo made a hush gesture.

The waiter was so excited that after he came up to place the order, he whispered to other waiters.

"I saw a living one!"

They spoke in a low voice, but Xu Nuo still heard it.

Xu Nuo's smile froze. It was New Year's Day, how could he see a dead one?

After a while, a waiter came over and said, "I'll give you a fruit plate."

"Thank you." Xu Nuo was stunned for a moment, not knowing whether it was given to every table or what.

The waiter left happily.

Within a minute, another waiter came over and said, "Hello, I'll give you a pot of hot tea."

Xu Nuo and Lin Wanqing looked at each other and thanked them.

As soon as the waiter left, another person came over.

"This toy is for you."

Xu Nuo: "..."

Lin Wanqing smiled and said, "Thank you."

After a while, seven or eight waiters came over.

The other customers looked confused.

Is it the boss who came or something? Why are they the only ones who can give it?

Xu Nuo smiled bitterly, as if he had treated them like giant pandas. The waiters clocked in one by one, and they were all very excited when they returned.

A customer looked over here and finally saw it.

"Fuck, it's Nuo Yan!"

"Lin Wanqing!!!"

Xu Nuo raised his index finger, and several customers who recognized him suppressed their excitement and nodded vigorously.

Except for the waiters who came in turns like a shift, no other customers came up to disturb them.

They didn't leave until they finished their meal and signed for many people.

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