Chapter 001 I Want to Break Off the Engagement

China, Qingniu Mountain.

Chen Xinan knelt in front of his master, tears streaming down his face!

"Please, Master, don't let me go down the mountain! I want to stay on the mountain for a few more years to honor you! I'm only 23, I don't want to get married yet!"

The gray-haired old Taoist held a wine gourd in his hand, sat on a recliner with his legs crossed and drank a sip of wine leisurely,

He scolded him: "You are a man with a penis, what kind of person do you want to marry! Master has found you a beautiful wife, you can enjoy it!"

Chen Xinan was angry, stared at the old man and scolded: "You old ghost! You also know that I am a A man with a penis, you want me to be a live-in son-in-law?"

"I'm doing this for your own good!" The old man sat up, patted Chen Xin'an on the shoulder, and said earnestly:

"The Ning family's daughter is a rare pure Yin girl, and she is a perfect match for you, a pure Yang man! Your master has finally arranged this marriage for you, you must not..."

"Why did I hear that you accepted the Ning family's 20 jars of original liquor and agreed to their son-in-law?" Chen Xin'an looked at the old man with a sidelong look.

The old man looked embarrassed and cursed: "Ahem! Which gossiping idiot said that?

Chen Xin'an, do you think your master sold you for 20 jars of liquor?"

"Yes!" Chen Xin'an nodded without hesitation.

This old man can do anything for drinking, so selling his apprentice is nothing!

The old man looked aggrieved: "Ahem! Boy, you wronged your master! I once told you a fortune, and Ning Xiruo is your life partner..."

Chen Xinan angrily cursed: "You can tell a shit fortune! I won't be a son-in-law! Forget it!

Besides, I'm a monk, how can I get married?"

The old man glanced at him: "You are a shit monk! I, Yao Zhifeng, have been practicing Taoism for forty years, and the disciples I taught have become monks. Are you insulting my IQ? Who gave you the precepts?"

Chen Xinan rolled his eyes: "If you are not a monk, why did you shave my head from childhood to adulthood?"

The old man snorted: "I want to give you a big wave, can I? This is so much easier? Save water, electricity and light bulbs, it's comfortable to look at!"

"Old ghost, this matter is not negotiable, right?"

Chen Xinan stood up, with a desperate posture, the old man seemed to be determined to drive him down the mountain!

The old man nodded: "I have bought the tickets for you! You can go down the mountain today and reach Dongshan City in two hours. Ning Xiruo will pick you up at the station in person!

You will go to register tomorrow! Don't think about regretting it. Let me remind you first that the Ning family may be aware of the cable car falling off the cliff eighteen years ago!"

Chen Xin'an, who originally wanted to pretend to obey and run away after going down the mountain, was stunned after hearing this. His face looked like he was constipated, and he said weakly: "Okay, then I will go down the mountain now!"

The old man was overjoyed. He finally convinced this kid, and he could take the twenty jars of Ning's original liquor with peace of mind!

You should know that this is a top-grade product specially provided for state banquets, and each bottle costs more than five thousand!

The old man suddenly felt a pain in his stomach and cried out. Chen Xin'an grinned and said to him, "Old ghost, you let me be your son-in-law. I will treat you to black bat health-preserving soup. Isn't your disciple very filial?

Hurry up and go to the toilet to avoid dirtying your pants! I'm leaving. I will come back to see you in the future!"

"Get out! Never come back again! Evil disciple! Evil disciple!" The old man shouted while running. After a busy time in the toilet, he finally got rid of it!

This kid was able to get black bat urine from the back cliff where goats couldn't climb, and made it into poison and mixed it in the wine.

He also hid it from his great medical fairy Yao Zhifeng. Whether it was martial arts or medical skills, he was already better than his master. It was indeed time for him to go down the mountain!

After all, it was his disciple who was better than his master. The old man was full of pride and satisfaction.

He touched the basket of toilet paper next to him, and his face turned black. The toilet paper inside was gone, replaced by a handful of sawtooth grass!

"Chen Xin'an!"

The angry roar resounded throughout the Qingniu Mountain!

...

When Chen Xin'an was seven years old, his parents brought him to Qingniu Mountain for fun. The cable car had an accident and fell from a height of 100 meters. His parents died on the spot.

But he was hung on a tree because of his light body. He was rescued by his master and lived in the mountain for sixteen years.

I don't know if it was the sequelae of the accident, but Chen Xin'an didn't have many memories before the age of seven,

so he was very unfamiliar with the city where he was born.

But the old man was not wrong. Sure enough, someone came to the train station to pick him up.

At the exit, he saw a fat young girl holding a sign with his name on it. Is she Ning Xiruo?

The old ghost's vision is pretty good. This big-butt woman is easy to give birth!

"Are you Chen Xin'an?" Seeing a young man walk up to her, pointing at the sign and then at herself, the fat girl's jaw almost dropped!

Isn't this kid too rustic?

He had a big bald head, and was wearing sportswear that he bought from some rural market, and a pair of white sneakers on his feet. The style was so old that you couldn’t even find them in Dongshan!

Seeing the other party looking at him, Chen Xinan smiled and said, "If the old man had told me that you look like this earlier, I wouldn't have messed with him!

But we can't be in a hurry. Getting married is a big deal anyway. I think we should get along for a few days first. What do you think, Ning Xiruo?"

Mr. Ning just found such a man?

There are countless people pursuing her. If you close your eyes and pick any one, it will be better than this guy, right?

From what this kid said, you are still reluctant to marry Mr. Ning? Where do you get your confidence?

The fat girl's face turned black, and she said unhappily, "I am Mr. Ning's secretary Xiao Zhou. How could she come to such a place! She is waiting for you in the parking lot. Come with me!"

It's not true after all this time! Chen Xinan felt a little sorry. I wonder if Ning Xiruo has a better figure than this girl?

I have never seen many women since I was a child, and no one taught him knowledge about men and women. The way to understand women is really limited.

When he was young, the master said that he would find him a big-butt and fertile woman to be his wife in the future. This is his evaluation standard for women.

In the parking lot of Dongshan Railway Station, the door of a red Lexus opened, and a woman in a rose-red dress walked out. Her eyebrows were as dark as black, her skin was as white as snow, and her bright eyes glanced in the direction of the exit. At this moment, it seemed that the whole world was eclipsed, and the eyes of everyone nearby were attracted by this woman in a red dress! "Then... is it Ning Xiruo? Oh my God, she is really my goddess!"

"What is your goddess? She is the goddess of all the men in Dongshan!"

"Ning Xiruo, I love you! Oh my God, she is so perfect! This is the first time I have seen her so close! I want to go over and ask for her autograph!"

But before the man could open his mouth in front of the goddess, a young man in a brand-name suit came over and slapped him in the face and kicked him, cursing: "What the hell do you want to do? Get out!"

After being slapped and kicked for no reason, the man wanted to get angry,

but when he saw the young man's face, he suddenly became half a head shorter, covered his face and bowed to the young man to apologize: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lin! I'll disappear now!"

This Mr. Lin, the handsome man, is pursuing Ning Xiruo, and almost everyone in Dongshan knows it!

He also has the strength, he is young and rich, and worth more than one billion, who dares to compete with him?

"What are you doing here!" Ning Xiruo frowned.

She had no good impression of Lin Shuai, who was arrogant and rude, and had a very bad character. He was like an annoying fly, following him wherever he went.

Lin Shuai smiled and said, "Xiruo, I heard that you came to the train station to pick someone up in person. I came to see who you are to have such a big face!"

What does this have to do with you!

Just when Ning Xiruo was about to drive him away, the secretary came back and said to her, "Boss Ning, the person has been picked up!"

Just him?

I, Ning Xiruo, am going to marry such a country bumpkin?

Ning Xiruo looked at Chen Xin'an with an expression as if she had seen a pile of cow dung, which was indescribable.

But before she could say anything, the pile of cow dung actually shouted with disgust:

"Are you Ning Xiruo? I want to marry you? You have no breasts and no buttocks! I won't do it, I want to cancel the engagement!"