Chapter 322 I Am Red Bull!
I bought some equipment and went home to put it in the gym.
Lei Ming stood in front of a large wash basin that he got from nowhere, facing a half-basin of muddy water, his hands were all muddy, and his whole body looked like he had just come back from fishing in the river.
Meng Fei closed his eyes, put his hands behind his back, showing the style of a master.
Lei Ming walked forward with his feet crossed, turned half a circle around the wooden block where the wash basin was placed, and then suddenly waved his hands and put his hands into the wash basin twice!
"Alas!" Meng Fei didn't close his eyes, but just sighed, shook his head and said: "It's still slow! My eyesight is not up to par, and my fingers are weak! I must be fast, fierce and accurate! I will move quickly and stop even faster!"
"Pa!" He was slapped on the forehead, and he immediately widened his eyes and cursed at Lei Ming: "Bold! You dare..."
When he saw that it was Chen Xinan standing in front of him, his face changed immediately, and his wrinkled face instantly piled up a chrysanthemum, and said to Chen Xinan:
"Master, come back! I was wondering who can come to me quietly. It's not surprising if it's the young master!"
Chen Xinan glared at him angrily and said: "Don't talk nonsense here! I ask you, what are you doing! Didn't I ask you to give him the footwork of the thief door?"
"This is the footwork!" Meng Fei explained seriously.
Chen Xinan was so angry that his nose was crooked. He yelled at him, "Do you think I'm an idiot? Your footwork is done with two fingers?"
Meng Fei blushed, not daring to look into Chen Xinan's eyes, and muttered, "Well, this is just a side job.
When practicing footwork, you can't leave your hands idle, so I just found something for him to do..."
Seeing his guilty look, Chen Xinan also felt something was wrong, and said to Lei Ming with a stern face, "What did you practice just now? Do it with me!"
"No problem!" Lei Ming held his hands in front of his chest and took a breath, looking like he was full of strength.
Then he turned around the wooden frame twice, and suddenly put his hands into the basin quickly, and then pulled them out immediately!
What kind of strange move is this?
Chen Xinan was confused.
What's going on? What are you practicing?
Suddenly, Lei Ming stuck his hands into the mud and held a loach with his right fingers. He shouted excitedly: "Success! Look, Lao Meng, I caught it!"
With this shout, the loach struggled again. It was slippery to begin with, and it slipped out of his hand all of a sudden, fell back into the basin, and got into the mud and water, disappearing!
Lei Ming, as if he had accomplished something great, raised his right hand excitedly and said to Chen Xinan:
"I've been catching it here for a day, and finally I caught it once! It's not easy for me!"
Close-fitting steps, holding a loach with both hands, if Chen Xinan didn't know what he was practicing, he might as well get himself a wooden head!
"You bastard!" Chen Xinan clenched his fists and rushed towards Meng Fei!
Meng Fei turned and ran away, saying, "Young Master, I really did teach you footwork!
But seeing his extraordinary bones, it would be a waste to only practice footwork without finger techniques!
I just practiced for a while, can't I stop him from practicing in the future?
Oh, Master, be gentle, my injury is not healed yet!
Don't hit someone in the face, Master!
I am so old and my face is disfigured, I am too ashamed to see anyone..."
Five minutes later, Chen Xin'an came back with anger, followed by Meng Fei with a bruised face, which made Lei Ming tremble with fear.
"You want to practice finger techniques, right? Okay, I'll let you practice enough! Three hundred two-finger push-ups, start!" Chen Xin'an shouted at Lei Ming with a dark face.
Lei Ming knelt down as soon as he heard it, crying and saying, "Master, please don't do it! If I finish 300 of these, I will have six fingers!"
Meng Fei was beaten up but still wanted to learn. He looked at Lei Ming and asked, "How come you have one more finger after practicing?"
"What the hell!" Lei Ming cursed angrily, "There are only three fingers left on one hand, so if you put them together, it will be six fingers!"
Meng Fei was also speechless.
Chen Xinan didn't care about that. He forced Lei Ming to finish 300 two-finger push-ups and swore that he would never practice the bullshit two-finger push-ups again. Only then did Chen Xinan let him go.
Sure enough, you still have to keep an eye on him all the time!
There is a thief king at home. If you don't pay attention, your home can become a den of thieves in a minute!
Ning Xiruo and Guan Qing also came back from get off work.
When sitting at the dinner table, the atmosphere of the family was very weird.
Meng Fei's face was bruised and swollen, and he looked very embarrassed, but he was in good spirits and was very attentive to Chen Xin'an.
Xiao Jiu glared at Chen Xin'an angrily. If her eyes were knives, Chen Xin'an would have been shaved to the bone.
Lei Ming was the most pitiful. He held the bowl in one hand and the chopsticks in the other, like playing a drum set, banging for a long time. The bowl was clearly at his mouth, but he couldn't get it to his mouth!
Ning Xiruo's phone rang, she stood up and walked aside, whispering:
"Xiao Zhou, what's wrong?
What, you didn't buy it again?
Isn't there any on the scalper?
No matter how much it costs!
Ah, are you done?
Forget it, go back first, I'll think of a way!"
After hanging up the phone, Guan Qing smiled and said to Ning Xiruo: "Didn't Xiao Zhou buy the tickets?"
Ning Xiruo nodded and said: "I don't know who it is, but all the tickets were bought as soon as they were released, and there is not a single ticket left! It's so annoying!"
Mu Yezhen and Xiao Jiu wailed!
"Xiruo, then we can't watch Lin Ke'er's concert? Alas, if we can't even go to the concert, what's the point of living!"
"Sister Xiruo, is there no other way? Can't you spend more money?"
Ning Xiruo said with a wry smile: "It's not a question of whether to spend money or not, it's that I can't get the tickets at all! Even the scalpers don't have tickets, I can't do anything about it!"
Chi Rui smiled helplessly and said: "If you can go, go, if you can't go, just watch TV at home, it's all the same, don't take it too seriously!"
Chen Xin'an also pouted and said: "That's right! Isn't it just listening to a song, it doesn't matter where you listen to it?"
"What do you know! "Mu Yezhen snorted and cursed: "Can TV be the same as the live? That kind of atmosphere, that kind of feeling, are not on the same level, okay!"
Xiao Jiu looked desperate and said to Ning Xiruo and Mu Yezhen: "Otherwise, I'll go around and see who has the ticket, and then... just leave it to me!"
"Forget it!" Chen Xinan was furious and glared at her and cursed: "I didn't care before, but as long as you live here in the future, don't do those wicked things!"
Guan Qing also nodded and said: "Yes, Xiao Jiu, don't do those things in the future, it's not good!"
Xiao Jiu frowned, glanced at Chen Xinan, and said angrily: "This is not allowed, that is not allowed, I got the ticket by my own ability, why is it not allowed?"
"You call that ability? You call that stealing! "Chen Xinan cursed with a look of disgust.
Xiao Jiu was furious. She was already furious with Chen Xinan for beating her master. Now she was even more furious and cursed him:
"What's wrong with stealing? I am a member of the Thief Sect. Stealing is my skill and my means of survival! If you are so capable, then go get us some tickets for Lin Keer's concert!
Do you have that ability? You only know how to teach others that this is not good and that is not good all day long. Why don't you show us how good you are!"
Chen Xinan pouted and said, "Isn't it just concert tickets? What's so difficult about it? I can get them in minutes!"
"Who can't brag?" Xiao Jiu said with a look of disgust: "Even scalpers can't buy them, how can you buy them? Who do you think you are?"
Chen Xinan smiled and grinned, saying, "I am Red Bull! Scalpers are nothing!"