I Really Want to Hit the Street

Chapter 34 There Are Always some People Who Think They Are Smart

The so-called golden three chapters of online novels.

It refers to a way of writing that online novels use the first three chapters to show the selling points of the book, attract target readers, and then induce them to continue reading.

It has been popular in the online novel industry for a long time.

Because readers' attention is limited, if they don't see what they like within three chapters, they will swipe away and look for the next book. No matter how wonderful the later writing is, they will not be able to read it.

For new authors, the golden three chapters are especially important.

On the contrary, the masters don't need to care too much.

Because he is a master, readers have a higher tolerance and higher expectations for him, and can accept the foreshadowing at the beginning and continue reading.

Pu Jie knows this truth.

Therefore, when he writes, he will unconsciously use the skills of the golden three chapters.

However, since he intends to get system subsidies, Pu Jie will change the golden three chapters into the shit-feeding three chapters, so that readers will die directly after reading them.

"The first two chapters have been completed, so the most critical third chapter must ensure that it perfectly avoids the advantages of the previous book and completely filters out the readers"

"The characters cannot be so simple, make them more complicated! Although the plot is a bit toxic, what if it satisfies some readers with special fetishes? This part will also be filtered out in the third chapter!"

"It will be perfect if the image of the protagonist is a little worse, so that others can't substitute it at all"

Pu Jie's thoughts are pouring out like shit.

"Keyboard!"

Quick typing ing.

[Chapter 3: Scam]

[.]

[Liu Ergou followed Hu Zi to his home. Hu Zi's wife was beautiful and charming. People in the village said that Hu Zi's ancestors must have been very happy to marry such a pretty wife. 】

【"Ergou is here, sit down, sister-in-law will cook another dish for you"】

【"Come, wife, Ergou is here today, happy, let's drink together"】

【.】

【"Ah~ I feel a little dizzy, Huzi, you and Ergou drink, I'll take a rest first"】

【"Ergou, you go in later, I'll go out for a walk, brother's matter is up to you, it all depends on you, the miracle doctor to cure diseases and save people!"】

【After leaving the house, Huzi had a sinister smile on his face. 】

【.】

【"Dongdongdong~"】

【"Open the door, open the door! Who's in there!"】

【A quick knock on the door sounded, and the voices of Huzi and several men came from outside, and Liu Ergou sobered up! 】

【Zhang Qian next to him also sat cross-legged next to Kang, with a sneer on her face. 】

【"Sign this IOU and I'll let you go. Otherwise, I'll break your legs today and let everyone in the village know that you, Liu Ergou, are a hooligan who takes advantage of others while they are being treated. Who will dare to see you again in the future? There are people from the village outside!"】

【"3,000 yuan?"】

【Liu Ergou's head suddenly became clear and he pointed at Zhang Qian and cursed. 】

【"Fuck, are you two working together to cheat me?"】

【"Pah!"】

【Before Zhang Qian could react, she was slapped hard on the face and fell on the bed. 】

【"You are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!"】

【.】

"Well, it's OK!"

After writing the third chapter, Pu Jie felt that it was OK.

This chapter directly gave a two-level reversal to the image of the honest Hu Zi.

The two people who looked honest on the surface were actually playing a trap. The two old silver coins wanted to cheat Liu Ergou a lot.

"Now, who says that the characters I created are simple and clear? The people in the village are complicated! You were good brothers one second, but you sold me out the next second."

"Liu Ergou is not a good guy either. He is a ruthless character when he becomes a rogue. Not only did he not suffer any loss, but he also made Hu Zi and his wife suffer a loss in silence. He ruined their reputation in the village and made them enemies. Next, there will be several more chapters."

"Hahaha, readers who thought they could see some plot must be disappointed. There is nothing. It's just a trap."

Pu Jie can already guess how these readers scold him.

"After all this time, you just show me this???"

In this way, even a small number of readers with special hobbies were expelled.

Three chapters of shit are finished, poisoning everyone!

Perfect!

After Pu Jie finished writing three chapters, he was about to upload them directly to the platform, and suddenly he had an idea.

"I've already gained a little bit of fame here at Qidian, and it's only been a week since I finished my last book. If I publish a book now, there will definitely be readers who remember it, and who knows, they might come to read it for fun."

This is the advantage of old authors, they naturally have a reader base.

"How about... change a pen name and write on a different website? That way, I can start from scratch, and who knows, the manuscript might not even be approved, and I'll just fail!"

Pu Jie thought more and more about it, and then he started to register a writer account on Hengshu Chinese Network.

However, he just filled in two words and received a system warning.

This is a violation of system regulations.

The system does not allow the website and writer's name to be changed without reason, and it is considered to be deliberately playing badly.

"Damn it!"

Unable to exploit the loopholes in the system, Pu Jie could only honestly post to Qidian's account.

"It's not a big problem. Even if they sign me for this book, it won't work because no one knows Qidian readers better than me." "At this time, the editors should be on vacation soon, and they will definitely not have time to recommend me. By the time they come back from vacation, I will have written more than 100,000 words. If I apply for listing on March 1st, I won't get a single recommendation, the book won't be exposed, and there will be no subscriptions." Pu Jie played with the time difference.

Other authors are trying to avoid the time difference when editors cannot work, so as to prevent their works from being exposed before and after the Spring Festival and causing sudden death.

Pu Jie is different, he wants this opportunity.

"Rural Rogue Divine Doctor", released!

"If nothing unexpected happens, in 5 months, I will get an asset of 2.7 million, so as to get rid of the poor loser and live a life of being tall, rich and handsome!"

Qidian headquarters.

The editors have just finished the last general meeting before the New Year.

Some things have been arranged during the Spring Festival to ensure that the website continues to operate after everyone has a holiday.

Especially the recommended positions for works these days, which have been arranged two weeks in advance.

The second group editor's office.

Xiaoxing sat in front of the computer and began to review the submissions in the mailbox as usual.

With the popularity of "Urban Son-in-law Dragon King", Xiaoxing's name as an editor has also been noticed by many authors.

Many authors who want to get a piece of the pie in the new media channel began to find Xiaoxing to submit their works.

They want to take advantage of Xiaoxing's lucky halo.

In their opinion, Xiaoxing can bring out a book with such high sales, which must have his unique way, and he must have given Pu Ding a lot of guidance.

Therefore, the most manuscripts Xiaoxing received were about God of War, Dragon King, Dragon General, and so on.

Recently, he almost vomited from reading them.

He forced himself to screen them again, and signed a few high-quality ones.

The rest were swept into the garbage dump.

"Alas, the trend of following the trend is serious! There is no literary spirit at all! They are all obsessed with money!"

He still has two recommended positions during the Spring Festival that have just been screened out, and he is going to find two books with good data and a lot of updates to give them.

Suddenly, he saw the backend system prompt that his authors have started a new book.

"Huh? Which old author didn't tell me in advance when he started a book, and started a book during the Spring Festival? So confident? Don't want to recommend it?"

He was a little unhappy, because in this way, he couldn't help a book reasonably plan the number of updated words and the recommended position, which was not good for the author's performance.

"There are always some people who are smart!"

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