41. Let's Talk About that Scumbag Actor (8) Second Update (1/2)

The program team of [Wild Survival] has always been a mystery. They have the most unreliable director, the most professional subtitles, and the most imaginative designs.

When this program was first broadcast, they were so poor that they could only hire a forest. Now they can even rent an island. You can imagine how much money they make.

As one episode after another was broadcast, they discovered something.

The more miserable the invited celebrity guests were, the higher their ratings were. What a gratifying discovery.

From the beginning, the program team implemented the guideline of making money, showing style, and showing style to play tricks on guests.

Therefore, there are one miserable guest after another, and their wallets of [Wild Survival] are getting fatter and fatter.

When they knew that Wei Mingyan was coming to their program, the program team was excited.

Think about it, Wei Mingyan, who is elegant and handsome on the screen and has charmed thousands of girls, is tormented and howling, crying for his parents, and complaining. What an eye-catching thing, they will definitely be able to become more popular! !

The exciting moment has come, and the program team is ready to watch the actor being abused in various ways. Hahahaha, there was no fire on the first day. Was it because he was shaking the breadfruit tree madly, or was he hungry!

Then, under the sight of a bunch of people, Wei Mingyan drilled wood to make fire and lit a small fire.

No! ! Why does he have this skill!

Didn't he do his homework before coming here, and didn't he know that their program team would issue tasks to win various resources, including fire, on the second day!

Then, they saw Wei Mingyan set up a tent, Wei Mingyan fished, Wei Mingyan grilled fish, and he even took out a toothbrush, toothpaste, and tooth cup from his bag and handed them to Song Qi.

Isn't this a field program that always makes people in a mess? What's the point of living so delicately!

It just so happened that there was no ban on bringing toiletries in their program group, so the program group had to accept it, but quietly increased the difficulty of the task a lot.

The flag-taking task that should have appeared in the later stage appeared on the second day.

Tremble, male gods!

In order to get the flag, they will definitely do whatever it takes!

Meow hahahahahahahahaha!!!

On the way to the center of the woods, the program group carefully prepared surprises for them.

Mushrooms that spray foam on people's faces (fake), glue on the trees that stick to your hands (applied by the staff), and small bat cameras that fly together to form a huge net (looks like the real thing, oh haha).

With so much preparation, are you still afraid of not getting caught?

People waited in front of the screen, watching the man take a look at the big mushroom from a distance. Before he and Song Qi came over, Storm had already run over with his tongue sticking out, circled the mushroom a few times, and bit the rhizome with a grunt.

Can't bite it?

Fake!

"It's probably prepared by the program team." Song Qi picked up a stick from somewhere and poked the mushroom head. Sure enough, a bunch of foam sprayed out. The two stood far away and didn't get stained.

She clapped her hands and said, "There must be more ahead. Let's take a detour."

The handsome man next to Song Qi also nodded, "Take another way."

No!

Why did you decide to take a detour so easily?

Shouldn't we argue a little?

If we take a detour like this, what will happen to the mechanism they set up in front of us!

Just when the program team collapsed, the singing god with a colorful outfit appeared in the woods, less than five minutes after Wei Mingyan and the others left.

Behind him, Yueyue, who was holding a super big spider in her hand, looked around, "Brother, we seem to have gone in the wrong direction."

"Wrong?" The martial arts brother looked around confusedly and saw that the environment was the same as before, and suggested, "Let's make a mark around and mark all the way back."

"Good idea!" The singing god wiped the colorful cream on his face, looked around, and his eyes lit up after seeing the super big mushroom.

What an iconic plant, it's made right here!

[God of Songs, what do you want to do! Why did you walk towards that mushroom that spits foam! ! ]

[You're asking for death, don't tell us you're going to touch this mushroom! ]

Just as the God of Songs' hand was about to touch this lovely big mushroom, Yueyue grabbed the fake spider in her hand and suddenly asked, "Brother, will this mushroom be the same as the props that the program team used to trick us before? You'd better not touch it."

The God of Songs really stopped his hand in mid-air cautiously, looked at this huge mushroom suspiciously, and his brain was thinking fiercely.

After thinking for a few seconds, he concluded, "No, even if the program team wanted to trick us, they would make it realistic. They wouldn't make such a big mushroom, so this mushroom must be real."

The audience was shocked by the God of Songs's sweet logic.

Then, they watched the God of Songs reach out and mark the mushroom with peace of mind.

"Bang!!"

A huge mushroom cloud appeared on the face of the God of Songs, which was already covered with colorful cream.

He tried to open his eyes, and others could only see a pair of green glasses struggling to blink, and could not see the face of the singing god with a face full of bubbles.

Yueyue hugged the spider in her hand tightly, with a look of unbearable to look at.

[…I have nothing to say, goodbye. ]

[What is meant by delivering to your door, this is a typical example! Children should remember this. ]

[Hahahahaha sorry, although you are miserable but I really want to laugh hahahaha]

Even the program team who were worrying about why the movie emperor team didn't fall for it were silent.

"This is just an accident..." Although his face was full of foam, the song god still maintained his gentlemanly demeanor. He calmly took his hand off the mushroom and supported it on the big tree next to him, his voice calm.

"Okay, let's go."

The little girl Yueyue and the martial arts brother nodded blankly and continued to walk forward. After walking two steps, they found that the song god didn't move, and they turned around to look at him in confusion.

"Brother, let's go."

The song god, who was covered with colorful cream and his head was covered with white foam, desperately pulled his hands that were supporting himself on the tree, but he couldn't get it off.

"There is glue here!!"

The two were immediately shocked and hurried forward to help. After tinkering for a long time, they couldn't get it off. The three people frowned. Oh, no, the song god's face was full of foam and his expression could not be seen.

"Oh, I really regret it. Why did I come to this show..." The God of Song sighed, "I suspect they are targeting me, otherwise why am I always unlucky!"

Program team: "... No, these are all targeting Wei Mingyan."

"I am getting angrier and angrier, so angry that I want to hit someone!"

The martial arts brother silently pulled the little girl Yueyue back, "Don't hit us."

The God of Song punched the tree angrily, "I can hit the tree, right!"

Looking at his hand that punched the tree, the eyes of the three people were all fixed on it.

The air seemed to solidify, and it was Yueyue who finally broke the deadlock, "Brother, your other hand is also stuck."

"Ahhhhhhhhhh I am so angry!!!!"

The mad God of Song shook the tree frantically, and just as he was venting, a bread fell and hit him on the head.

The God of Songs was hit and was stunned: "..."

Yueyue, Martial Arts Brother: "???"

Audience: [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Just when several people didn't know what to say, there was a sound of flapping wings. The God of Songs, who was trapped in the tree and couldn't move, faced the overwhelming black mechanical bats in despair.

"Mommy!!! Take me with you and run!!!"

On the other side

Walking cautiously on the uneven path, the two people in a peaceful atmosphere were chatting. Storm had never been with the two masters for such a long time without separation, and in such a large area, he was very happy and happily opened the way in front.

The peaceful atmosphere formed a sharp contrast with the God of Songs team.

The program team looked at them silently: "Suddenly I feel that we are useless."

"Yeah, why don't you fall for it? If these are not temporary designs, I would suspect that there is a traitor."

"It would be great if the prank could be successful. I think the audience's reaction now is to see Wei Mingyan being pranked successfully."

"How about throwing a fake snake to scare him?"

The director rejected it with a look of idiocy, "You didn't see how smart Wei Mingyan is, and he also used a fake snake. Who came up with the idea of ​​using a fake spider to scare Yueyue before? The God of Songs was so scared that he ran up a tree, but Yueyue was still holding him and touching him."

Several people were discussing how to successfully scare the movie emperor team while eating lunch boxes. In the camera, a small green snake suddenly broke in.

"You are so fast? Didn't I say not to use this trick?"

After the director finished speaking, he found that everyone was looking at each other in confusion.

"No, we didn't put a snake in there."

"I didn't either, but this snake is really lifelike, and it can spit out its tongue. Look."

"Hahaha, the batch of bats I ordered are also very lifelike. I tell you, this is the picture I specially asked someone to draw last time..."

Director: "Ahhhh, that's a real snake, damn!!!"

The audience also found the snake and discussed it happily.

[This snake must have been arranged by the program team. Look, it's heading towards Qiqi! ]

[Hahaha, will Qiqi be scared? But she looked quite manly when she caught fish before]

[I don't think so. The program team has never succeeded in the movie emperor team]

[It can even spit out its tongue. Hahaha, the attack state is very lifelike, just like the snakes I have seen]

They found out that something was wrong when Baoyu yelled at the snake angrily. Before it yelled, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi didn't notice the snake following them.

Almost the next second when Bao Feng rushed forward to attack, the emerald green snake suddenly jumped up and bit Song Qi's slender ankle. In an instant, Bao Feng rushed over and tore the snake that accidentally broke in to pieces. It was full of anger, for not discovering the intruder earlier, and for the creature hurting its owner. Bao Feng sniffed his nose anxiously, and it smelled a faint smell of blood in the air, and this smell came from its owner. Suddenly, it was all wrong. Everything happened in a flash. Song Qi only felt a pain in his ankle. He lowered his head and saw bright red blood mixed with black flowing out. [Fuck black!!! Poisonous snake!!!] [What should I do? Call the program team quickly!] [What about risk-free? What about no poisonous creatures!!!] [Fuck!! Brother Yan...]

Just when the audience and the program crew were going crazy, the man who rushed over also saw the black blood on Song Qi's feet. He didn't even think about it. He knelt on one leg and lifted Song Qi's ankle.

Wei Mingyan lowered his head and began to suck blood without hesitation.

Song Qi was shocked and wanted to push him away. In just a moment, she understood what this meant, "Mingyan, let me go first, you will also be poisoned!"

Tears filled her eyes.

She really didn't expect that at the critical moment, the man in front of her, who she once thought didn't value her at all, would make such a choice.

Like this, without hesitation.

Wei Mingyan slowly let go of Song Qi's hand. His hand was still shaking, and his eyes had already turned red.

He turned around and looked at the ground, "Puh, puh, puh!"

"This snake had eaten black paint before, puh! Ugh!"

Audience: [……]

The chaotic program crew: "……"

Song Qi stared blankly at the man who was retching with a bitter face because of the smell of paint, and couldn't help but chuckled and laughed out loud.

As I laughed, tears started to fall from my eyes.

The author has something to say: It’s sad or not, just say it, it’s sad or not!

I’ve only seen black poisonous blood on TV…

Ah… I’m 20 minutes late, and there’s still one more update, so it’s probably very late, little angels, don’t wait any longer and go to bed early. In the last chapter, 100 random people will receive red envelopes! Muah!

In this chapter, the first 10 little angels will still receive red envelopes!

Let me add another preface:

I never expected the part about the poor production team in the last chapter, and I really don’t know why these two words are blocked! Where is the harmony! Where? ? ?