Text Chapter 1616: Making Trouble in the Buddha Realm
Chapter 1616
Making trouble in Buddhaland
After Jieyin left, Zhang Ain stood there for a while, then went to find the big man and told him that he wanted to go to the lower world. The big man said dissatisfied: "I don't understand, aren't you tired from coming and going every day?" Zhang was afraid of not replying, so he clasped his fists at the big man, walked through the star source, and came to the Buddha realm. He wanted to see Zhang Tianfang. .
In the six months since he was brought back to Tongtian, Zhang Wen has gone to the Buddhist realm several times to bring some food and toys for the monkeys, just like he did when he took care of Hai Ling. He brought endless toys of all kinds to eat and drink. The monkey was very grateful to Zhang Afraid and said to him more than once: "I gave my power to the right person. You are not bad. Bring more food next time." He also said: "I didn't eat anything when I was in the lower world." There are so many delicious things, so many fun things I have never had before. You don’t have to give me back my power.”
Hearing these words, Zhang Awei laughed it off, but felt a little regretful in his heart. This monkey is very lazy. In terms of laziness, compared with outstanding lazy men such as Big Man, Zhang Awei, and Zhang Tianfang, it is not at all. Falling to the wind. A lazy person should have the consciousness of a lazy person. Monkeys have this kind of consciousness, so they never practice or read books.
Zhang Ping once brought in some books, but Monkey only flipped through them once and threw them all away, which was far inferior to Hai Ling's diligence and studiousness.
Ever since Zhang Ping provided him with toys, the monkey no longer competed with the great monk one-sidedly in meditation, but instead made a bunch of toys to compete with himself all day long. He even asked Zhang Ai to get more dolls of horses, chariots, ships, and soldiers, and he wanted to play fighting games.
Zhang was afraid that he would respond to all requests, so he went to the lower world with great effort and bought more than a thousand dolls. The monkey was very dissatisfied and said it was too little and it was not enjoyable to play with. Zhang was afraid that he had no choice but to wander around the stars and collect all kinds of dolls, as many as one hundred thousand. After the monkey was finally satisfied, he praised Zhang Awei again: "You did a good job. My power finally has a use."
Zhang was very depressed and once asked the monkey: "Can we not mention those powers?" The monkey said yes and said in a different way: "My soul is pretty good, right? Do you feel uncomfortable when it is integrated into one place? Is that right? Do you think I’m awesome?”
Zhang was completely speechless and used his trump card: "If you keep talking nonsense about power and soul with me, I will never come again." This scared the monkey, but every time he looked at his smug expression, it was clear that It's saying that you are so powerful because of my power.
This is a Buddhist realm that emphasizes peace and non-desire, but the monkeys just do the opposite, running around all day long and playing fighting games. Zhang Ai once asked: "Masters, don't you care? This is a Buddhist realm. Is it appropriate for you to fight with a bunch of soldiers?" The monkey asked him, "Why isn't it appropriate?"
Okay, that's appropriate. Zhang Ain asked again: "Masters, don't you care?"
The monkey glared and said, "Who dares to take care of me? There used to be a great monk named He Zun who came to take care of me. I was so angry that I demolished the only monk temple here. Since then, no one has troubled me anymore. "
When Zhang Wen heard this, he immediately laughed. The Buddha is the boss of the Buddhist realm, and monkeys dare to demolish the boss's home. He is really capable.
Monkeys have a special ability that makes them difficult to kill, and the more they fight, the more powerful they become. All the Buddhas in the Buddhist realm know that he has this ability, and no one has ever wanted to fight with him. What if a demon king comes out? There are only monks here, and they have to abide by the precepts. Why don't they break the precepts and kill the monkeys just because they demolished the temple?
Fortunately, monkeys never do anything unreasonable and troublesome. As long as they don't mess with me and I play alone, the Buddhist realm will always be stable and peaceful. However, all this changed after Zhang Tianfang came, and finally it was no longer stable and peaceful.
Today is the third day of Zhang Tianfang’s ascension. Zhang was afraid of coming to the Buddhist realm, so he habitually went to look for the monkey, hoping that he would accompany him to find Zhang Tianfang. As a result, the monkey is not at home.
The monkey's home is a huge pavilion with good ventilation. The ground is paved with bluestone and is very flat. There are more than 100,000 wooden warrior dolls lined up. If there is too much of anything, it will look very shocking. More than 100,000 wooden soldiers give people the feeling of ordering troops on the battlefield, very majestic and solemn.
Standing in front of the wooden doll, he turned his eyes and scanned the place. The monkey was not nearby, so he let go of his mind and searched for the monkey's breath, and at the same time, he was also looking for Zhang Tianfang's breath. After a while, he found the breath of the two people. What made him a little surprised was that the two people were actually together. Immediately, he moved to look for the two of them.
It was a high mountain, in the shape of a big Buddha sitting cross-legged in meditation, with white jade in the front, and mountains and forests behind it. There was the body and appearance of the big Buddha in the front, and the rolling green hills behind it. When the two were put together, they were harmonious and perfect.
In front of the Buddha is a huge square, with white jade as bricks and gold as edges, paving a solemn and holy Buddhist holy place.
Unfortunately, what happened on the altar was not solemn. There was a monkey standing on the edge of the square, looking towards the front of the square with interest. In that place, there was a big black man who raised his neck and yelled. Zhang Awei looked at it and smiled. This guy has the same virtue everywhere. I really don’t know what went wrong in the Buddhist realm to allow such a guy to ascend.
The jade Buddha statue that is the same as the mountain is very tall, and the square below is also huge. Standing on it, it looks as inconspicuous as a sesame seed. At the bottom of the Jade Buddha statue, there are more than a thousand Buddhas standing. Each one is covered by a golden cassock, with a golden halo shining on the back of his head. Each of them has kind eyebrows, kind eyes, compassion and generosity, fully displaying the majesty of the Buddha's Dharma.
Opposite them was Zhang Tianfang, the big black man who raised his neck and shouted, leaning against a huge jade Buddha statue. There was also a golden halo shining brightly behind his head, but he couldn't see it.
With Zhang Weifeng's cultivation level and Zhang Tianfang's voice, you knew what he was shouting without paying special attention. The guy kept repeating two sentences: "If I don't shave my head, let me go."
There were more than a thousand Buddha statues standing in the whole square. No one spoke. They only looked at him quietly. No matter how noisy he was, he didn't get angry. Instead, he faced him with a smile. The Buddha is at the front, and two giant Buddhas stand behind him. The three of them are also smiling and saying nothing.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Ping really suspected that something was wrong in the Buddhist realm. Why did he bring Zhang Tianfang here? This guy doesn't respect the Buddha, doesn't pay homage to the Buddha, and even abuses the Buddha when he's unhappy. Why did he ascend to the Buddha's realm?
Turning his attention to the Buddha, he was the boss of the Buddhist realm. Zhang Tianfang wanted to come up, but he had to get his consent. Zhang Ping really wanted to ask him what he thought.
After thinking about it, Zhang Tianfang was killed by the Buddha. Could it be that he was killed by the Buddha? But looking over and over, the expressions of the two people remained unchanged. One kept shouting, the other kept smiling, and nothing could be seen. He turned to look at the monkey, flew over, and asked softly: "Does it look good?"
When the monkey saw him, he smiled and said: "It looks good. It's rare for something to happen in the Buddhist realm. This guy is fun." Zhang Aing calculated the time. Zhang Tianfang had been in the Buddhist realm for three days, so wouldn't he have been quarreling for three days? So he asked: "How long?" The monkey smiled and said: "Three days, strictly speaking, it is two and a half days. This guy is interesting. He insisted on shouting nonsense for two and a half days without stopping, and he was not tired."
Yelled for two and a half days? According to Zhang Tianfang's bizarre character, it is very likely that he would do such a thing. He asked the monkey softly: "What about you? You only watched it for two and a half days?" The monkey nodded and said, "Of course, you have found something interesting after coming to the Buddhist realm for so long. Of course you have to enjoy it." Zhang Aying laughed after hearing this. , shook his head and said: "You are really not afraid of dying of boredom." The monkey said: "How can you be bored? It's so fun, much more fun than me demolishing the temple."
The two of them were talking in a low voice and could easily be noticed by others, but Zhang was afraid that he had no intention of hiding anything from anyone, so all the Buddhas turned their eyes one after another. Especially the Buddha, when he saw Zhang Ping's figure, he sighed secretly, why is this guy here again?
Among the Buddhas, there are three old consciousnesses: Victory Buddha, Lamp-burning Buddha, and Supernatural Power Buddha. Because Zhang Wen often went in and out of the Buddha's realm, the three Buddhas had long known that he had this ability, so they nodded gently at him to express their respect. Zhang Fei clasped his hands together and returned the gift seriously.
But as soon as he put his hands together, Zhang Tianfang's broken gong voice rang out, and he yelled: "You bastard, get over here, tell me, why am I here?" He was shouting at Zhang Afraid, who smiled bitterly. "How do I know?" Zhang Tianfang didn't care about that. He just roared to vent his anger and continued shouting: "You don't know? Aren't the stars all over the sky under your control? How could you not know?" As he spoke, The figure rose into the sky and punched Zhang Afraid with all his strength.
Zhang Ai had no choice but to pass by and said casually: "Calm down, this is the Buddha's realm." Zhang Tian let out a sigh and said: "I don't care where this is? Send me back! Bring me here before the food is finished. Why are the people down there starving to death?" manage?"
At this time, the Supernatural Buddha smiled and interjected: "Don't worry about this. The Buddha has issued the decree, and the Buddha cultivators in the lower realm will complete this matter for you, and they will do it well."
Zhang Tianfang glared and said: "What you do is your business, and what I do is mine. Why did you bring me here without my consent? Again, I am not a Buddhist, and I will not shave my head."
He was shouting, and if Master Tian and Fu Kong heard it, they would probably be angry to death. The two monks, one big and one small, devoted a lot of effort to Zhang Tianfang and worked hard to convert him. Unfortunately, they failed every time. Especially now, they came to the Holy Land of Ten Thousand Buddhas and came to the bliss of only the Buddha. World, this guy is still so disrespectful to the Buddha, it’s so irritating!
What's even more irritating is that this guy not only yelled, but also hit people. While shouting the anger in his heart, he attacked Zhang Afraid. Zhang Ai was very hurt, dodged the attack, and asked at the same time: "The great monk is giving you a hard time. Instead of hitting them, you come to hit me instead?" Zhang Tianfang was full of energy and shouted: "Nonsense, those monks are like idiots. Just standing still and not hiding at all, what do you want me to do? Do you really want to beat them up?"
"Then you can't beat me." Zhang Wenwei said weakly: "I guess you are the first person to hit someone in the Buddha Realm. Let's discuss it and stop."
"Stop your head and I'm telling you, if you don't get me back, I'm not done with you." Zhang Tianfang continued to beat and yell, chasing him endlessly.
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