Volume 1 Chapter 388 Farce

Chapter 388 Farce

The Tianleishan archway is built on the mountainside. Below the archway is the main road. The high-level climb for five miles is the Tianleishan main hall square. Behind the square is the Tianleishan main hall. At this time, there were four people standing in front of the archway. One was Zhang Tianfang, and opposite him were three alchemy monks. After Zhang Wen fell down, he asked: "What's wrong?" Zhang Tianfang said: "They want to go to Tianlei Mountain."

"Then go up." Zhang was a little depressed. Isn't he on the mountain now?

Zhang Tianfang said the next sentence without expression: "They want to go to the main hall."

"What are you going there for?" Zhang Ai was a little curious and looked back at the Gaogao Hall in the distance.

Zhang Tianfang said calmly: "They want to stay here."

Zhang was afraid of being angry: "Can you finish it in one breath?" He asked three alchemy monks: "What do you want to do?"

The three monks were somewhat polite. The one in the middle clasped his fists and said, "What do you call fellow Taoist disciples? We are disciples of the Shuntian Clan. We are among the seven sects of the Righteous Tao along with Tianlei Mountain. Seeing that Lingshan is deserted and no one is taking care of it, we want to stay here." Take care of one or two here.”

Zhang Ain raised his head and thought for a while and said, "You want to live here?" Tianlei Mountain is the spiritual vein of Lingshan. The main peak is the place with the richest spiritual energy, and the main hall is the place with the richest spiritual energy on the main peak. It has always been used by the heads of the past generations to live. These guys definitely have bad intentions if they want to stay in the main hall.

"Well, it can be said that I dare to ask where my friend is from?" The monk in the middle inquired about their origins.

Zhang Awei scratched his head and asked Zhang Tianfang: "When did they come?"

"Not long after I arrived, the formation you set up didn't work, so you told me someone was entering the formation and didn't stop them." Zhang Tianfang complained.

"Why don't you beat them up?" Someone broke into the mountain, but Zhang Tianfang didn't act impulsively? It's simply unimaginable.

"Fu Kong said that you should endure your anger and recite the number of one hundred silently when you want to hit someone. I just counted to ninety and you came back. What happened to the broken formation? Why didn't it work?" Zhang Tianfang asked.

Can you bear it? So honest and obedient? Zhang Awei smiled and asked again: "Have you been bullied by Fu Kong?"

"No, they said that if I want to be the leader, I must first be powerful, tolerant, generous, and learn how to treat people. I have been here to entertain guests for the past two days since you were gone. They are the first group. Guest." Zhang Tianfang said seriously.

Feelings were tricked into guarding the door. Zhang was afraid that he was laughing in his heart, but he said calmly on his face: "That's it, you did the right thing."

Seeing the lively conversation between the two brothers, the three people from Shuntianmen forgot about them and coughed to express their presence: "Ahem, this, fellow Taoist is the leader of Tianlei Mountain? May I ask which senior from Tianlei Taoist Temple is my disciple?"

When Zhang Tianfang heard this, he winked at Zhang Ying. What did he mean to answer? No matter how dull he is, he knows that not just anyone can be the leader, he must at least have a history of being a master.

Zhang Ain looked back at the three of them, thought for a moment and asked, "Does your sect have a deputy sect leader Gong Yuan?" He had first met this person during the battle between good and evil, but at that time he was just a small follower. .

The three people on the other side were shocked. How did he know about the deceased master in the sect? The monk replied: "The master of Gongyuan Sect has passed away for a long time. Fellow Taoist, are you familiar with my uncle?"

Another dead one. It has only been a hundred years, and many people I have met have passed away, and the immortal cultivators may not live for a few more days. Zhang Ai shook his head slowly and said softly: "My name is Zhang Ai. I am a surviving disciple of Tianlei Mountain. If you want to climb the mountain and take a look, I will guide the way for you three. However, the Tianlei Mountain Hall is the main place for the master's affairs. You cannot enter it at leisure. So, I hope fellow Taoist can forgive me.”

Zhang is afraid? A remnant of Tianlei Mountain? The three monks were shocked again. Didn't they say they were dead? He was killed by Qingmen cannon, why did he come back?

The three of them were ordered to go south to exterminate the demons. After a few days of leisure and arrogance, they returned to the mountain to return their orders. At this time, there were rumors in the world that the disciples of Tianleishan went to Qingmen to take revenge, and were bombarded into dregs by spiritual cannons. Although we don’t know why the two sides became enemies, the news about Zhang Ping’s death is astonishing. The three of them decided that if the last disciple of Tianlei Mountain died and Tianlei Mountain became ownerless, it would be a convenient place for cultivation in Lingshan. Who wouldn’t be greedy? So I came to take advantage with the idea of ​​​​first-come, first-served, and happened to be blocked in front of the mountain gate by Zhang Tianfang, the gatekeeper.

"Are you not dead?" a monk blurted out.

Who said I'm dead? Zhang was afraid that he would be depressed, but he pretended to be generous and smiled and said: "If I don't make time, I will definitely die next time."

As soon as these words came out, the three of them immediately believed that he was Zhang Ai. It was rumored that Zhang Ai was a mad dog and acted irrationally. Only a madman could talk like this. The three of them didn't say anything, just clasped their fists and said goodbye. They ran as fast as they could.

According to rumors in the world, Zhang was feared to be a mad dog that would bite anyone he caught and make everyone his enemy. However, instead of hiding, he arrogantly broke into the Qingmen of the Jin family and Yao family to kill anyone. It is true that it is not scary to have many enemies, nor is it scary to be arrogant. What is scary is that he has so many enemies and is so arrogant that he still cannot die, and he still wanders around killing people all day long.

There have long been low-level monks who have been coveting the empty Tianlei Mountain. Just because the mad dog-like Zhang Wen is still alive has dispelled many people's greed. The spiritual mountain is precious, and life is even more precious. There is really no need to offend the mad dog. As for the high-level monks, they looked down upon Tianlei Mountain.

The three people left, and Zhang Tianfang still asked: "Your formation breaking is not working."

Zhang Ai said helplessly: "You are out of battle." He raised his finger to the archway and said, "This is the boundary." He took out two long bamboo branches from the storage bag, jumped up and tied them to the left and right sides of the archway, and took out two sets of firecrackers and hung them on the bamboo branches. The firecrackers were too long, and the parts hanging on the ground were randomly arranged in several shapes. He stood up and said, "Invite the girls to come. We will reopen the mountain gate today."

Zhang Tian kept going in and out of the archway one after another: "I don't feel it. I've been in and out so many times and I haven't started to break the formation."

"You'll be dead once the formation is activated." Zhang Pa kicked him and said, "Send someone to go, Master."

Zhang Tianfang didn't want to move at first, but after hearing the last two words, he sighed and left, "Master is really not a job for humans."

After a while, everyone arrived at the mountain gate. Bukong looked at the two long strings of firecrackers and asked, "Does Taoism need to set off firecrackers when it opens?"

Fang Jian also interrupted, "There are many etiquettes, there must be spectators, you have to burn incense and worship the sky, you have to worship the Three Pure Ones, you have to..."

"Just make do with it, you all come here, be the spectators, I'm the master, I'll stand inside, there are incense, incense burners, and the Three Pure Ones, this needs to go to the main hall, there must be someone to ring the bell, the maids will use their household items to ring a few times, what else? Help me think, I'll worship the heaven and earth first." Zhang Pa was very cool, and turned the opening of a sect into a farce.

Zhang Tianfang followed to make trouble, "Where should I stand? I'm the master."

Before the ceremony was over, two masters came out. The maids took out the gongs and drums and beat them together, making the farce even more farcical.

Fang Jian shouted: "Don't joke, we have to choose an auspicious day, fast, bathe, change clothes, and..."

Zhang Pa said: "I have been fasting for a long time, why do I still need to fast? The auspicious day is right now, change clothes?" With a thought, the Fushen robe on his body changed its appearance and turned into a purple Taoist robe of Tianlei Mountain. He asked again: "What else?"