Chapter 24 Lv Ziqiao Is Right

It was noon on a hot day, and the fire was burning.

Although it was just the beginning of spring, the temperature today was really hot.

Suddenly, a group of beautiful women came into the quiet palace, chirping non-stop.

The Yanqu Palace, which had just been quiet for less than two hours, became lively again.

These were the talented people who had just finished dancing practice. They were all sweating profusely. Their gauze clothes were soaked with sweat and stuck tightly to their skin, reflecting their soft curves from time to time, exuding beauty and fragrance.

Fortunately, the palace was full of yin energy, otherwise something would have happened.

Li Xuan lay on the wall, basking in his round belly, licking his cat's paw while enjoying the beautiful scenery, waiting for the show to begin.

"Liang Chuchu!"

"Wang Suyue!"

"Get out!!!"

The foreplay was not enough, and the main show couldn't wait to start.

Li Xuan turned sideways, used a cat's paw to support his head, and found a comfortable position.

Liang Chuchu and Wang Suyue came on stage from both sides, and walked towards each other, until their foreheads were close to each other, like two fighting cocks with high fighting spirit.

"What's wrong with them now?"

"Who knows? They quarrel every other day, but it seems that they might fight today."

"Don't eat, don't eat, there's a good show to watch."

The talented people who had just returned from dancing ran out before they had time to eat.

Those who were so hungry that they just took some fruits and snacks, leaned in the shadow of the door, and found a place with a good view to watch the excitement.

There were also a few people holding rice bowls and moving a small stool out, eating rice while watching, and it seemed that they were going to eat today's meal.

The eunuchs and palace maids nearby also unconsciously slowed down their work and dawdled.

These servants did not go to watch blatantly, but they all stayed in the yard and did not leave.

Seeing everyone start eating melons in a familiar way, Li Xuan, the director behind the scenes, couldn't help but be stunned.

"Is it so popular?"

"How do these two get along with each other on weekdays?"

Li Xuan couldn't help but sit up slightly to show respect.

"Liang Chuchu, did you throw my chamber pot into the filthy well?"

Wang Suyue took the lead.

"I, I didn't mean it..."

Liang Chuchu didn't hold on in the first round, hesitating and looking extremely guilty.

But she was telling the truth.

There was no toilet in the palace. Whether it was the emperor's concubines or the palace maids and eunuchs, they all used special "buckets" to solve the problem.

The buckets used by the nobles were called "official rooms", which were usually stored in a place called "clean rooms" and were specially managed by eunuchs and palace maids.

Although this official room is a place that hides dirt and filth, it is made with great care. Some are porcelain basins, some are Huanghuali, and even agarwood, and they are also covered with plant ash or sandalwood ash.

In short, the higher the status, the higher the official room used.

Take it when you use it, and evacuate it after use, to ensure that there is no smell left indoors or outdoors.

Of course, the eunuchs and palace maids who are servants are not so lucky.

They use what is called a "bed pan", which is usually placed in a unified place. When needed, they take it to their own room, and then pour the dirt into the dirty well, which leads directly to the river outside the imperial city.

The talented people in Yanqu Hall do not have their own official rooms, but most of them are of extraordinary origin, and they all brought private chamber pots when they entered the palace.

After all, they who claim to be nobles are absolutely unwilling to share a chamber pot with palace maids and eunuchs.

Speaking of which, Wang Suyue's chamber pot is worth a lot of money, and she has used it since she was a child.

If it weren't for the maid who reported Liang Chuchu, she wouldn't have known that her "companion chamber pot" had already returned to the filthy well.

Thinking about it this way, Wang Suyue's anger was understandable.

Looking closely, Li Xuan was also responsible for this. If he hadn't fanned the flames, the "companion chamber pot" wouldn't have died.

When Liang Chuchu went to empty the chamber pot earlier, Li Xuan pushed her from behind, and she was so scared that she threw the chamber pot in her hand.

Li Xuan still remembers the shocked, confused and panicked expression on her face.

Liang Chuchu was stunned for a long time before turning around to see what hit her.

But Li Xuan, who had done his tricks, had already run away, and she could only watch in loneliness in the end.

"If it's not intentional, then it must be intentional!"

"You must be holding a grudge and deliberately taking revenge on me."

"My poor 'Jing Liu' was harmed by you, this evil woman..."

Wang Suyue became more and more sad, her eyes were red, and she tried hard to hold back her sad tears.

Even Li Xuan, who was watching the show on the wall, couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt, but couldn't help but secretly shocked: "She actually named her chamber pot?"

Liang Chuchu was indeed not right in this matter.

But it doesn't matter. In this kind of confrontation, being unreasonable is the kingly way.

"Then, then you can't pour out my lunch!"

"I worked all day and didn't even have food to eat. You are starving me to death! Wang Suyue, you are afraid that I will be favored in the future and suppress you, so that I can't turn over. What a vicious scheme." Liang Chuchu immediately turned the tables and tried to fight back. Of course, she was not completely making up stories and making trouble for no reason. Li Xuan lazily half-lying down, scratched his belly button, yawned loudly, and began to feel sleepy. "Hiccup, I'm a little full." It happened that it was not convenient to go to the imperial kitchen recently, so Li Xuan found a new free self-service cafeteria for himself. The victim Liang Chuchu naturally did not receive any formal notice. Although she got into trouble today, she still wanted to fill her stomach first. But unexpectedly, her plate had been emptied long ago, without even a scrap left. "People definitely don't eat so cleanly. Someone must have done something bad and poured out my food." Liang Chuchu thought as a matter of course. As for the person who would do the bad, she could think of it with her heels.

In the palace, any place with some rules had strict food standards.

What and how much each person would eat every day was decided early.

Now that Liang Chuchu's meal was gone, she could only starve.

"You're talking nonsense. I just came back. How can I have time to pour out your pig food!"

Wang Suyue saw that this dead girl had no intention of repenting and dared to slander herself. She was so angry that a storm gathered in her chest, and other talented people bowed their heads silently, feeling inferior.

"Wang Cairen is a natural talent. I'm afraid her future achievements will be limitless." Someone sighed softly.

"Huh!?"

The eunuch in the seal room snorted coldly, turned back and glared, and immediately scared the eunuch who was talking nonsense and shrank back.

"If you dare to talk nonsense again, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"Forgive me, sir. Forgive me, sir. I was just a little bit crazy and said something out of turn." The accompanying eunuch quickly apologized.

At this time, another accompanying eunuch next to him changed the topic for his companion and asked: "Forgive me, don't you need to take care of these two talents?"

"Take care? How can I take care of them?"

Eunuch Yinfang rolled his eyes and said unhappily.

"One is the daughter of the Minister of the Central Secretariat, and the other is the daughter of the General Zhongwu's Mansion. It's not worth offending either of them."

Eunuch Yinfang shook his head, looking like he wanted to stay out of it.

"Forgive me, sir. These two talents have prominent family backgrounds. Even if they don't get the emperor's favor in the future, I'm afraid they can still play an important role in the harem. They really need to be treated with caution."

The accompanying eunuch who was reprimanded before immediately took the opportunity to pat the horse, but Eunuch Yinfang just glanced at him coldly, and didn't seem to be very happy.

"But it's not good to let it go like this. Should we signal other talents to step forward and dissuade them?" Another eunuch who was accompanying him frowned slightly at his companion and stepped forward to make his own suggestion.

"When they are tired of making trouble, they will disperse naturally. Don't pay attention to them."

"Let's ignore the talents for now. Tell the others to disperse quickly. These cheap skins have nothing to do."

"Yes."

The eunuch who made the suggestion immediately took the order and prepared to disperse the nearby palace maids and eunuchs.

Eunuch Yinfang was also ready to turn around and leave. These two girls made trouble every other day. If they didn't have a good father, they would have been expelled from the palace long ago.

But at this moment, the rash eunuch who was accompanying him suddenly pointed to the field and stammered: "Eunuch, eunuch..."

"What's wrong again!"

Eunuch Yinfang frowned fiercely, obviously very upset.

"Fight, fight!"

The rash eunuch said something shocking.

Eunuch Yinfang was so scared that he turned around to see that Liang Chuchu and Wang Suyue were entangled together, with their hair dishevelled like two female ghosts.

"What a disgrace, what a disgrace!"

Eunuch Yinfang has been in charge of Yanqu Hall for many years, and he has never seen two talents so miserable.

The other talents watching the excitement laughed and some shouted "Come on!" They really enjoyed watching the excitement.

"Separate them, separate them!"

Eunuch Yinfang was so anxious that he kept shouting.

Women's three magic weapons in a fight: slapping, pulling hair, and stripping clothes.

Liang Chuchu used them to perfection, but she was also unscrupulous and took the lead in sneak attack.

The two of them quarreled more and more fiercely, and Liang Chuchu, who was at a disadvantage, was furious and immediately impulsively invited a hand-to-hand fight.

Wang Suyue didn't expect Liang Chuchu to dare to fight with her, and she was stunned from the beginning.

It was not until she had several more bloodstains on her body, her hair was in disarray, and her gauze gradually fell off that she came to her senses.

But there was no panic or embarrassment on her face, but a terrible smile.

"Liang Chuchu, since you are looking for death, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

The next moment, a uniform exclamation sounded.

Li Xuan also sat up suddenly, his chin dropped unconsciously, and his eyes were wide open.

The situation in front of him was simply shocking to the cat for a hundred years.

Wang Suyue captured Liang Chuchu and actually beat her with a set of military boxing.

This is not an adjective, but a real military boxing!

【Wang's Military Boxing (Incomplete): 0%】

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