Chapter 257 Gu, Kill Me!
"Ordinary meat is fine, but the amount required is relatively large."
"I remember that there seems to be meat among the supplies stored at home."
Li Xuan remembered that there were a lot of hams and bacon that could be stored for a long time in Jingyang Palace.
In addition, there was a considerable amount of fresh meat, but it was all stored in the warehouse of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Fresh meat was not kept in the ice storage after it was bought, but Jingyang Palace had a certain amount that could be withdrawn at will.
"Mao Ba and Fat Orange are not very picky about taste. When the time comes, let Yu'er help cook some meat for them. It should be enough for them to break through to the blood coagulation realm."
Li Xuan was really curious. What would happen if Mao Ba and Fat Orange broke through to the blood coagulation realm?
He wanted to know whether the beast tribes other than himself could also practice the human race's skills.
If other beast tribes could do it, Li Xuan might be considered to have founded a sect and become a legendary existence among the beast tribes.
Li Xuan couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this.
But then he thought of a better way.
"Instead of making Yu'er suffer, it's better to..."
Li Xuan thought of the golden pig that was being raised in the water tank.
The blood of this guy is definitely nutritious, but it's a little hot.
But if it is diluted enough, Maoba and Fat Orange should be able to drink it.
This is much easier than asking Yu'er to cook meat.
Li Xuan did it as he thought, and invited Maoba and Fat Orange to take them to eat delicious food.
But as luck would have it, the three words "delicious" were heard by the cow, and it was determined to go with him on the spot.
Li Xuan looked at the cow and couldn't help feeling speechless.
"I didn't see you so active when practicing..."
Seeing that the cow was so anxious that it was about to lose control of its bowels and bladder, Li Xuan was frightened and quickly agreed to it.
Li Xuan then took the three cats and rushed back to Jingyang Palace from the Imperial Garden.
The four cats were in a group, and the cats avoided each other along the way, and none of them dared to come up to get in the way.
After returning to Jingyang Palace from the cat path, Li Xuan first carefully looked around the yard and found that no one was there.
At this time, Princess Ankang should be taking a nap, and Yu'er should be cleaning.
It was a good time for them to act.
Li Xuan immediately called out, and took the cats over the wall into the yard, and directly killed the water tank where the golden pig was kept.
He skillfully removed the lid on it, and with the hot water vapor, the frightened golden pig also appeared.
The golden pig was already accustomed to such a surprise attack.
As long as it was not noon, Li Xuan would scare him at other times.
The golden pig was very sensitive to the sunlight every day, and could tell the approximate time through the lid.
And obviously at this time, the only one who rudely opened his "door" was Li Xuan, the hateful cat.
The golden pig hid at the bottom of the water tank, trembling all over, and dared not move.
In fact, it should be said that even if it wanted to move, it did not have much room to move.
The huge body of the golden pig almost occupied all the space at the bottom of the water tank.
Li Xuan grinned, revealing a row of white teeth.
The golden pig knew that Li Xuan must not have any good ideas at this time.
But then, a scene that made it even more devastated appeared.
One, two, three!
Three more cat heads rose silently from the side of the water tank, each one more ferocious than the other.
The three cat heads that came later were stunned at first, then surprised, and finally drooling undisguisedly.
The golden pig understood that this was all caused by his delicate body that tempted cats.
While God gave it the most voluptuous body, it also forced it to face the covetousness of these greedy cats.
The golden pig had already understood this matter when it first met Li Xuan.
It still can't forget the crazy look of Li Xuan staring at it with a pair of green eyes.
That was a shadow that it would never forget in its life.
But now, this shadow not only humiliates him every day, but also calls his brothers today.
The golden pig could not help but fall into incomparable despair, his body trembled uncontrollably, and his fish eyes were full of bitterness and unbearableness.
Next, the water surface trembled slightly.
As expected by the golden pig, today's harassment has intensified.
Li Xuan's bald tail stabbed into the water recklessly, without paying any attention to the scorching water temperature in the water tank, and rushed straight to him.
The golden pig was frightened and dodged quickly, but its body was too clumsy and could only move in a small range. If it could take care of its head, it could not take care of its tail, and it could not take care of both its head and its tail.
Seeing such a funny scene, Li Xuan could not help but laugh.
The cat tyrants on the side also showed curious expressions, staring at them non-stop, and meowing in their mouths.
They must have seen fish in the palace, but they had never seen such a big one, which looked a circle bigger than them.
And it can actually survive in such hot water. If it were an ordinary fish, the tank would have turned into a tank of fish soup.
The cat tyrants didn't dare to stretch their tails down, so they just watched Li Xuan's performance from the side, but they also watched with great interest.
Especially seeing the golden pig dodge clumsily, but unable to dodge, it was even more interesting.
Li Xuan pressed forward step by step, and was about to lift the golden pig out of the water tank, when suddenly a cry came from a distance:
"Ah Xuan, what are you doing!"
Yu'er shouted and ran over from a distance.
Li Xuan quickly lifted the tail out of the water tank and pretended that nothing happened.
Yu'er has been pampering the golden pig recently. After all, this hot water has saved her a lot of effort and brought a lot of convenience to Jingyang Palace.
Before, when Li Xuan bullied the golden pig, Yu'er would come forward to stop him.
Before, Li Xuan looked to see if there was anyone in the yard, just to see if Yu'er was there.
Unexpectedly, after all the calculations, Yu'er still appeared in time when he was about to succeed.
"You are lucky!"
Li Xuan glanced at the frightened golden pig in the water tank and thought to himself.
"Ah Xuan, you usually bully the golden pig yourself, why did you call them today?"
Yu'er drove Li Xuan down from the water tank, and then quickly checked the golden pig in the water tank.
After confirming that the golden pig was safe and sound, Yu'er breathed a sigh of relief.
It had only been a few days since there was hot water for twelve hours, how could Yu'er allow Li Xuan to bully the golden pig, the great contributor to boiling hot water.
Li Xuan felt bad when he saw Yu'er was so nervous about the golden pig, and he immediately pretended to be pitiful, which made Maoba and the other three stunned.
Yu'er turned around and saw her own cat looking at her with tears in her eyes, and her expression was very aggrieved.
Yu'er's heart softened immediately, and she almost slapped herself.
"Oh my god, how could I do this to Xuan."
Yu'er was shocked and quickly hugged Li Xuan on the ground and comforted him.
"Oh, Xuan, I'm sorry. Was my tone too harsh just now?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
"Sister Yu'er didn't mean it. Please forgive me."
Yu'er hugged Li Xuan and kept stroking his back, smoothing his remaining hair over and over again.
Li Xuan lay on Yu'er's shoulder, still choking from time to time.
But the cat tyrants clearly saw Li Xuan secretly smiling at them.
The cat tyrants' eyes suddenly widened, indicating that they had learned something.
"Is it so easy to control the human race?"
The three cats had the same idea at the same time, and they looked at Li Xuan even more unfathomable at this time.
Li Xuan also stopped when he saw that it was almost done, and took the initiative to jump out of Yu'er's arms.
Seeing that Li Xuan had been coaxed, Yu'er couldn't help but admonish him again:
"Ah Xuan, don't bully the golden pig anymore."
"We all rely on the golden pig to boil water."
"Ah Xuan, you don't want His Highness to have no hot water, do you?"
"Summer is almost over now. When the weather gets colder, do you want His Highness to wash his face and take a bath with cold water?"
"If that happens, His Highness will get sick again."
Yu'er wiped her dry eyes and secretly looked at Li Xuan's reaction.
"Hmph, that's it."
Li Xuan was disdainful of Yu'er's tricks, but he still showed a worried look on his face, as if he was persuaded by Yu'er.
But the next moment, Li Xuan wrote a line of words on the ground with his tail.
"But my friends are all starving to death."
"I will be sad if my friends die."
"(ノへ ̄、)"
Yu'er looked at the vivid expression of wiping tears drawn by Li Xuan and couldn't help but be stunned.
"Ah Xuan, you can actually draw!"
But the next moment, Yu'er came to her senses.
"You said they were going to starve to death?"
"No way?"
Yu'er looked at the three fat and strong wild cats suspiciously. They didn't look like they were going to starve to death.
Li Xuan took advantage of his back to Yu'er and winked at them. Unexpectedly, it was the dumbest cow that reacted the fastest.
"Meow--"
A shrill cat cry came out of the cow's mouth, and then he fell to the ground weakly. His round face suddenly shrank, which surprised Li Xuan.
"Huh?"
"How did this guy do it?"
Then Fat Orange followed suit, pretending to be weak by fiddling with his fat body that was not inferior to the golden pig.
Seeing that the atmosphere had reached this point, Cat Tyrant was unwilling to lie on the ground silently, and simply closed his eyes, and did not mind it.
Yu'er was also shocked to see the three cats fall down. Just as she was about to check on them, Li Xuan jumped out and wrote on the ground:
"They are about to break through and need more food."
"Just like you before."
Yu'er blushed when she saw this.
When she broke through to the ninth rank, her appetite suddenly increased. The food delivered to her every day was not enough, and she had to add more food for herself.
Fortunately, at that time, Jingyang Palace had received sufficient supplies, otherwise Li Xuan would have to go out to steal food for Yu'er.
Yu'er was a little skeptical at first, but after seeing this, she believed it about 80%.
After all, when she first saw the figure of Fatty Orange, she really couldn't believe that this was a hungry cat.
But if it was at the threshold of breakthrough, all this would make sense.
"Ah Xuan, I'll make something for you."
"But you have to promise me that you won't bully the golden pig anymore."
"I think the golden pig is quite pitiful."
"It's a fish drifting outside, hungry and cold..."
Li Xuan was so confused after hearing this that he meowed a few times and agreed to Yu'er.
The golden pig was his own reserve food, and he couldn't bear to eat it casually. He usually just teased it.
"Ah Xuan, I'll take that as your agreement."
"Okay, take your friends and follow me."
"I'll make them some delicious food."
Yu'er said with a smile, like a little fox who succeeded in her plan.
In Li Xuan's opinion, Yu'er was cute at this moment.
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