This Shop Owner Is Not Very Reliable

Chapter 239 Universal Faucet

"Looks like we're setting off."

Ling Yu, who came to the store, glanced at the house next door and found that Jiang Lan was not inside.

According to the order given to him by Jiang Anzhou, Jiang Lan usually needs to be on call in the next room 24 hours a day so that Ling Yu can arrange tasks for him...

His absence today means that he should have used the teleportation device he gave him.

"I gave you the coordinates specially. The one closest to the water and the tower gets to the moon first."

"By the way, does this count as a bit of a mess?"

"Forget it, I'm just providing a platform. Whether it succeeds or not depends on them."

After thinking about it, Ling Yu decided to forget about this matter.

Some things cannot be forced, and he just does it on a whim.

Seeing that the elf girl was looking straight at Jiang Lan, Ling Yu wanted to see what happened next.

Success means that he has good vision, but failure means that Jiang Lan will not seize the opportunity.

At this time, there were only two people in the store, Ling Yu and Sera.

Feiya continued to hang out with Qiong, vowing to see all the beauty in the world.

This made Ling Yu feel that they had gone to the wrong place. The place where they could truly see all the beauty should be the Collapse World.

Although Fia still goes out often, she comes back on time for dinner at six o'clock every night.

After Xilin's reminder, Feiya was given a wake-up call.

She is Ling Yu's disaster.

Even if Ling Yu didn't say it, how could she be arrogant and stay out at night?

Qiong Geng has nothing to do with it. As long as she can be with Feiya, she will be happiest.

Miku and Miko took Xilin shopping.

The weather is getting cooler, so Xilin needs to buy some thicker clothes.

Ling Yu didn't go because he had to open a store.

Looking at the empty shop, Ling Yu, who was used to the bustle, was not too used to it.

He shook his head and dispersed the unnecessary thoughts.

Come behind the counter and press the red button to start today's business.

Click!

The store door opened, and a familiar figure pushed in.

"Mr. Shopkeeper!"

Arrive before anyone arrives.

That voice was very energetic, and it sounded like he was going to jail.

Ling Yu was also surprised when he saw the person coming.

"Tiandaohui, you haven't been here for a while."

Since the last time we saw each other, we have seen each other at least a few times.

This guy has really never been heard from.

"Hehe, I have been busy fulfilling my wish during this period, and I have been a little forgetful."

Tian Daohui smiled and scratched his head.

Ling Yu also smiled after hearing this. Remembering what he said when he left before, he asked, "How does it feel to be a hero?"

"Super handsome!" Tian Daohui's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he said loudly.

But then he added: "But it's also very tiring."

"Heroes are very tired unless they don't eat beef." Ling Yu agreed.

Tian Daohui was confused.

What does feeling tired have to do with whether or not you eat beef? Is it because eating beef will make you stronger?

"Are you here to open the can today?"

Ling Yu's voice interrupted Tian Daohui's thinking.

He reacted and lowered his voice and said: "Actually... I just want to ask the shop owner, can you let my friends come and open the cans?"

"Of course, you might as well say I welcome you." Ling Yu's expression remained as usual.

This cannot be concealed.

After all, when the power of tokusatsu suddenly appears in the ordinary world, it is indeed difficult for people not to doubt and seek it.

Tian Daohui was delighted after hearing this.

"That's great. In fact, after I went back, Xian kept saying that he also wanted to become a Kamen Rider, but I was worried that leaking it without permission would bring trouble to you, the shop owner, so I never said anything."

"Now that's great of you to agree!"

Tian Daohui was very happy.

In this way, his friends might be able to gain the power to protect themselves in the last days, just like him.

"It's okay, but it's limited to the few people around you, no more will be enough." Ling Yu said.

In other words, only a few people in the protagonist group have more origin points, and the rest of them are looked down upon by Ling Yu.

"clear!"

Tian Daohui nodded repeatedly.

Then he said tentatively: "Then I will bring them here now?"

"Well, bring it."

Ling Yu nodded.

Tian Daohui returned to his own world happily.

When he came out again, there were three figures following behind him.

Two women and one man.

Beja, a blond German girl, Xian, a playboy who likes to jump naked into cesspits, and Xian, a girl who is good at avoiding risks.

These are all the members of Tiandaohui's team.

Except for the girl Xian, the others are all very nervous people.

"Is this a store?"

Beiya looked at the decoration in the store with curiosity in her eyes.

A pair of bowling balls is really not to be underestimated.

Every step is a collision.

"Arrived so soon?" Ah Xian was surprised.

After all, he watched Tian Daohui open a door with his own eyes, and then they arrived here.

"Another world without a zombie crisis..."

Xian looked at the scenery outside the window and muttered to himself.

The weather was sunny and people were coming and going on the streets.

Very peaceful.

In the past, she might have preferred this kind of life, but during the time she was traveling with Tian Daohui and the others, she was the happiest.

"Okay, okay, everyone, please be quiet for a moment. This is Mr. Shopkeeper."

Tian Daohui stabilized the excited crowd and introduced them.

"My name is Ling Yu, the owner of this shop."

"Tian Daohui should have told you about the situation of the store."

"Who's going first?"

Ling Yu introduced himself first, then took out three store cards and asked the three people.

Unintentionally, all three looked at Tian Daohui.

Among the four people, only Tian Daohui had really come into contact with the process, so they chose to wait and see.

"Hui, I'll leave it to you to demonstrate!" Ah Xian gave Tian Daohui a thumbs up.

"Leave it to me!" Tian Daohui also answered very energetically.

Seeing that it was Tian Daohui who stepped out, Ling Yu temporarily put the new store card on the table.

"It's been a while since you left last time. The store has unlocked two new jars these days."

"One is the strange gift, and the other is the exquisite."

"The strange gift is the same price as the ordinary jar, and the exquisite one is one thousand." Ling Yu said.

"One thousand? So expensive!" Tian Daohui was surprised.

He looked at the card in his hand.

After working hard to fight zombies until now, he has only accumulated nearly three thousand origin points.

If you buy an exquisite jar, it will be like going back to the pre-liberation era.

"There is always a reason why it is expensive, and the upper limit of the item will change from purple to gold." Ling Yu said.

"What about the probability?"

"It depends on your luck." Ling Yu spread his hands.

Obviously, this question is not good for the store owner, so Ling Yu chose to be careless.

Seeing that Ling Yu didn't say anything, Tian Daohui stopped asking.

After a moment of silence, he chose to gamble.

Because he was destined not to choose a stable life along the way.

In this case, why not go crazy.

"Three exquisite jars!"

Tian Daohui handed the card to Ling Yu with a determined look.

"I like customers like you who have a cheerful personality." Ling Yu took it with a smile.

"Shopkeeper, don't say it, I just hope it's not crooked!"

Tian Daohui's heart was bleeding.

These origin points were all obtained by his bloody battles day and night.

Just like his children...

Now that the children have been sent away, they can't laugh at all.

Ling Yu smiled.

Soon, three exquisite jars were placed in front of Tian Daohui.

Sanri Yue Xian and the other two also came over.

"Is this the jar? It looks so exquisite."

"It's called an exquisite jar, so it must be exquisite."

"By the way, is this made of ceramic? Mysterious oriental craftsmanship."

"..."

Tian Daohui looked at the three people who squeezed him out and were talking to each other in front of him, feeling helpless.

"Will you let me open the jar or not!"

Hearing this, the three people made way.

But they didn't leave, but surrounded Tian Daohui.

The sense of novelty lingered in their hearts.

Tian Daohui returned to the counter and smashed the first jar.

Crack!

A purple ball of light flew out of the broken jar under the gaze of the four people.

"You get what you pay for, the first jar is purple!"

Tian Daohui was surprised and stretched out his hands.

The purple ball of light dissipated, and a stainless steel faucet fell into his palm, causing his hand to sink slightly.

"Is this... a faucet?" Ah Xian, who was watching the whole process, looked at the faucet and expressed doubts.

The other two looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Can a faucet be considered a purple item?" Beiya said in a daze.

Hardware stores have as many of these as you want.

If a faucet can be considered a purple item, then wouldn't her naginata be golden?

"This is not an ordinary faucet. You can see the introduction above." Sanrizuki Xian said.

The others were stunned and looked over.

[Universal faucet·Boiled water]: As long as it is fixed, you can get a constant supply of boiled water.

"Universal faucet?"

"A constant supply of boiled water?"

Everyone looked at each other after hearing this introduction.

It felt magical.

"So, don't you have to worry about water resources anymore?"

Unlike the confusion and doubts of others, Tian Daohui looked at Ling Yu excitedly.

"It should be very helpful for you who live in the end times." Ling Yu nodded.

Like the gourmet tablecloth, the universal faucet comes from the world of Doraemon.

Ling Yu has silently copied one and placed it in the system space.

This thing will be useful for picnics in the future.

And if Ling Yu remembered correctly, there seemed to be several different versions of juice, coffee, etc.

"How to fix it? Is it installed on the water pipe?" Beiya asked.

"Since it is omnipotent, it can be installed anywhere."

Ling Yu reached out to Tian Daohui.

Tian Daohui understood immediately and quickly offered the faucet.

In the surprised eyes of everyone, Ling Yu pressed the faucet on the wall.

Then he took out a cup, turned the valve, and boiled water flowed into the cup from the faucet.

Then he handed the quilt with water to Tian Daohui.

Tian Daohui touched it and it was hot.

Such a magical scene instantly overturned the three views of the four people.

"How did you do this? Magic?"

Sanri Yue Xian's cognition was broken and he was shocked.

This is not scientific at all!

"Just think of it as magic. If there is no trick in it, it can't become a purple item."

Ling Yu smiled and unplugged the faucet and returned it to Tian Daohui.

Tian Daohui took the faucet and put it into the card space carefully.

Water resources in the doomsday are very precious.

Especially now that most fresh water is polluted by zombies.

This faucet with unlimited boiled water can save lives.

"Shop owner, do you mean that this faucet can be installed anywhere?" A Xian asked with a look on his face.

"Since it is omnipotent and naturally adapts to various situations... the human body cannot."

Looking at this man who liked to run naked and expose his private parts, Ling Yu suddenly thought of something and added.

"Forehead."

Ah Xian froze and smiled coquettishly.

He suddenly felt like he was being seen through.

He did have the idea of ​​putting a universal faucet on his belly and putting on a strange show.

But it was broken before it was implemented.

"Okay, let's continue." Ling Yu said.

There are four visitors today, twice as many as usual.

Ling Yu sighed in his heart.

Xianyu's life has a long way to go.

“Since there is an unlimited boiled water version of the universal faucet, I don’t know if there is an unlimited gasoline version.”

"That should be called a universal fuel spray gun. If you see gasoline flowing out of the faucet, you are really rich." Ling Yu complained.

"It seems so." Tian Daohui scratched his head and smiled.

He stretched his hand towards the second jar.

Click!

green.

[Replacement of ten steel knives]: Only applicable to three-dimensional mobile devices.

"How does it know that the steel blade of my three-dimensional mobile device has been used up?"

Tian Daohui was surprised when he saw ten steel knives appearing on the ground.

Ling Yu just said lightly: "Love comes from the heart."

After hearing this, Ah Xian also said: "It should be that when you opened the can just now, all you were thinking about was the three-dimensional mobile device, which led to the replacement steel knife being issued."

Tian Daohui: "No way..."

But he thought for a moment, could he be caught?

"Is this a waste of a jar?" Beja was curious.

"It doesn't count. Opening a can is like winning a lottery. It's impossible to win every ticket." Ling Yu said.

Beja nodded.

This is quite understandable.

at the same time

Brother kill the world

The three people in the team started their first mission.

Then Jiang Lan discovered that Dai Lina was with him the whole time.

It's the same when you're fighting monsters, it's when you're eating, and it's the same when you're resting and sleeping.

Finally he couldn't stand it anymore.

"I tell you clearly that it is impossible for me to agree!"

Delina was instantly struck by lightning, and the entire elf froze in place.

"me……"

She was at a loss.

I don't know where I made Jiang Lan angry.

"What are you doing? I taught you to treat women like this?"

Before Jiang Lan could say anything, a slap came from behind his head, almost slapping him to the ground.

"Jiang Lan!"

Seeing Jiang Lan staggering, Dai Lina's heart tightened and she quickly went to help.

Jiang Lan pushed her away.

Then he glared at Jiang Anzhou angrily: "Just give up on this idea, I can't possibly agree!"

"Is this worthy of your dead mother?"

"Why would I feel sorry for your mother?" Jiang Anzhou was confused.

Memoirs of my deceased wife suddenly came to mind.

A feeling of guilt washed over me.

Was that slap he just made too hard?

"You want her to be my stepmother!"

Jiang Lan pointed at Delina and said loudly.

"(⊙o⊙)What?"

"What?"

Jiang Anzhou and Dai Lina were both stunned, their mouths wide open in astonishment, and they looked at Jiang Lan in disbelief.

"Don't think I don't know, your closeness has revealed everything!" Jiang Lan vowed.

Jiang Anzhou was speechless.

He originally thought that his son had a low IQ and low emotional intelligence, just forget it.

It turned out that he was still blind.

"Didn't you realize that the person Dai Lina wants to get close to more than me is you?" Jiang Anzhou said.

"Isn't the first thing the stepmother wants to do when she wants to be in power is to win over her children?" Jiang Lan said matter-of-factly.

Jiang Anzhou: "..."

He suddenly understood why Jiang Lan, who was in his twenties, had no friends of the opposite sex around him.

This is where the emotional problem lies.

So he let out a long sigh, looked at the equally confused Dalina and said, "You see, he is like this, and there is not even a person of the opposite sex around him."

"Child, you don't have to be afraid. Just chase him with confidence."

Delina nodded blankly after hearing this.

Looking at Jiang Lan, she couldn't help but feel a hint of endearment.

Silly and so cute.

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