Criminal! Using My WiFi And Even Cutting My Network Cable!

Kejin traveled to an era of chaotic games, where everyone believed in the idea of using money to buy happiness. Game companies were in chaos, and various methods of defrauding and forcing people to gain money were endless. Countless games could even steal money, but still give it back to players. A card drawing simulator was released. As a fan of games in his previous life, Kejin suddenly felt that the sky was dark. Fortunately, he got the Zero Krypton game production system! As long as players don't spend money, they can get the ultimate reward of the "Complete Collection of Game Design Plans"! Not spending money? Isn’t this easy to handle? Give me MengMeng benefits! Give away 50 consecutive cigarettes during the high summer temperatures! Get 100 draws on the second day after the server is launched! Since the daily active users of this game have reached 50, a set of cool skins originally priced at 999 will be given away! The sister-in-law who planned it has just turned 17 years, 3 months and 7 days old, and hereby distributes 50,000 crystals! My sincerity has almost filled the players. After all, no one will be interested anymore, right? Secretary: Mr. Ke, good news! The new game we just launched has already achieved sales of over 100 million on the first day! Ke Jin: Huh? What kind of good news is this? No, what about the other one? Then the game will give away 100-99 vouchers when the game is launched. Is the sales volume very poor? The secretary looked at the boss's expectant face in confusion and said: They shouted something about a company with a conscience, or it would go bankrupt if it didn't pay, and so on, so they charged it up. That game has sold 100 million copies worldwide. Congratulations on making 100 million! "..." At 3:30 that night, Ke Jin was lying in bed, unable to sleep, and sent a message: Please stop cheating, you are really hurting me... Player: Got it, Mr. Ke said that life is hard, brothers, please increase your efforts! Charge me!

“Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”

"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?" Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online. "Try it on the other side." "It is recommended to reincarnate again." "To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups." Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change. Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears. "In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?" Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly; "I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system. Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate. Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded. Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing. Good news: I have just two words! The concert begins. Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage? The end of the concert. Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing. Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! ! After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm. ——He chose to have five children with his partner! [Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

Thousands of years ago, Tang Feng climbed Kunlun Mountain, accidentally fell off the cliff, crossed the ancient starry sky array into the sea of stars, and since then, embarked on the road of immortality. Thousands of years of war, sweeping the stars, and achieving the supreme immortal body, as the purple fairy. Tang Feng crossed the starry sky array, depleted the soul, and returned to the earth, only to find that the earth had only passed six years, and he had a pink baby girl. The cold, domineering ex-girlfriend of the female president, and the clever daughter, from then on, the immortal Ziwei, who made the sea of stars tremble, opened a new life for the best dad.

[No heroine, no emotional line, no ambiguity, a lot of private settings, a comprehensive world view, I am an organization. 】 [There is a story about an undercover police officer with real wine, there is a possibility of death for the red party, and both Bourbon and Scotland are real wine] “Name.” “Osamu Dazai.” “gender.” “A man without a doubt.” “age.” “14.” “The code name of the Black Organization.” “Cahor.” “Why did you join the Black Organization?” “Well, because I’m the adopted son of that gentleman.” [This article is also known as Osamu Dazai of COS. I recognized a thief as a father in the Conan crew. I am not disqualified in this world. I am full of fighting skills. I appeared in Japan the next second at the comic exhibition and became a three-year-old slaughter] [There will be other vests. ][The elegant party and the gangsters stay away from me][Writing to play, don’t gangster]

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In the dream, he saw a bad entertainment circle. Desperate for gaining a position, and go to great lengths for traffic. “In this case, why can’t we live as a beam of light?” (High-definition, no code, no abuse, no dog blood, character guarantee, feel free to enter the pit)

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

[Funny, contrasting, relaxing, non-traditional entertainment. Readers who want to see something different in entertainment can click here to have a look ~] As a company that was established only a few years ago, Kuaiguang Entertainment has gone from being on the verge of bankruptcy to becoming a leader in the entertainment industry. It has many top anchors, original singers, and movie kings and actresses. The legendary artist in it: If you don't want to accept a business order, don't accept it. If you don't want to participate in a variety show, don't participate. Social account? Artists are in control, they love to break up and break up, and they love to get married. It can be called a mudslide in the entertainment industry. As their boss, Yang Ruoqian is naturally regarded as the king behind the scenes of domestic entertainment. "Mr. Yang, can you share the secret of your success?" Yang Ruoqian covered his forehead: "Is there a possibility? I never thought they could become popular..." "I just wanted to show off from the beginning."

【Food】【No CP】【Daily】【Funny】【Eating well】【Warmth】【Healing】 Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Zhou was accidentally bound to a random food system. A random location every week, random food, and different customers. Selling steamed buns at the entrance of the park, selling preserved egg and lean meat porridge on the top of the mountain, and selling candied haws at the entrance of the school. All the food is mouth-watering and can't be stopped. Just when the endless stream of diners couldn't forget the food on the stalls... "Fuck, where is the boss selling steamed buns?" "I started climbing the mountain in the middle of the night, and I didn't even sleep because I was afraid it would be too late, just for this bowl of porridge! But the boss ran away?" "No, where is the candied haws? It's not windy or rainy, and my child is crying with greed! Where did the candied haws seller go?" However, when all the diners found that whether it was steamed buns or candied haws, it was actually the same boss, but the stall location was never fixed, and the things sold were different every time, but they were all the same mouth-watering... The diners were anxious. "Okay, okay, you're forcing me, right?" "Hello, is this the TV station? How much does it cost to post a missing person notice here?" New book "I'm just a cook, director, please stop making a fuss"