Criminal! Using My WiFi And Even Cutting My Network Cable!

A riffraff king with an arrogant personality, who accidentally crossed into a parallel space, turned into a crime squad agent. The huge change of identity caused him to turn the police station into trouble. However, a wicked adventure system has allowed him to solve strange cases repeatedly and become a detective! PS: Produced by Kuanghai Wanghu, reliable quality, and childish.

Egger Morriss. Translation: Poisoned eggs. The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose. Author: Why don’t you follow the plot? Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant! Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort: ? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention. Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes… Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line! Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

Sunanzhi was born with a heart attack and was once asserted that she would not live to be 18 years old. But she survived. Because of her unique eyes, her heart was gradually exercised to be calm. Later, when she saw Jiang Beiyu for the first time, she heard a song in her chest. He is so handsome. Sunanzhi really fits the image of a sick and weak beauty, and she is born as a daughter who has been raised in a mountain village for more than ten years. Her uncles and cousins ​​in the family look at her more like a clown jumping on the beam. Until later, the beam jumping clown rubbed off all the little vests on his body… Theater one: Because of Su Nanzhi’s heart disease, her classmates are usually afraid of irritating people and getting sick, and they even speak softly. Later, in the early morning, several classmates who love horror movies met Sunan Zhi unexpectedly in the midnight theater of the cinema. classmate:”……” Is the tolerance level of heart disease so high now? Sunanzhi: Will you listen to my explanation? You may not believe it when you say it, the ghosts in the movie are not as scary as the ones she saw in the novice village. Theater two: The handsome and handsome young man looked at Su Nanzhi’s previous diary and learned that she coveted her face, and it was not a day or two. He frowned, as if he had encountered a problem that was more difficult than Goldbach’s conjecture. After a long time, he finally couldn’t help asking her: “Are you sure you only look at my face?” “I’m in good shape too, do you want to be healthy too?”

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture. "How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?" In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying, I almost cried in front of the camera, "I'm really not the kind of person you think" "In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book." "Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..." "What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said: "Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

Thousands of years ago, Tang Feng climbed Kunlun Mountain, accidentally fell off the cliff, crossed the ancient starry sky array into the sea of stars, and since then, embarked on the road of immortality. Thousands of years of war, sweeping the stars, and achieving the supreme immortal body, as the purple fairy. Tang Feng crossed the starry sky array, depleted the soul, and returned to the earth, only to find that the earth had only passed six years, and he had a pink baby girl. The cold, domineering ex-girlfriend of the female president, and the clever daughter, from then on, the immortal Ziwei, who made the sea of stars tremble, opened a new life for the best dad.

What should I do after going to bed at the beginning? Wait online, it's urgent. ... Passerby A: "Chen Mo is the most popular singer ever!" Passerby B: "Impossible, Chen Mo is the most powerful acting actor!" Passerby C: "You're not right. Chen Mo is the most talented screenwriter." Passerby: "To play, Chen Moke is the only master director with a cumulative box office of more than 100 billion yuan!" ... Chen Mo said, "How can a screenwriter who can't sing and act become a good director?"

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

The most tragic travel in this century, the traveler was trapped by the original owner and couldn't take care of himself! There are pits everywhere in life. Every time a beautiful woman appears, you have to worry about whether she will be slapped by the other party! In fact, I really just want to copy books quietly. What music godfather, what actor, what a genius screenwriter, what a legendary director, don't give me such titles at will! (No system, no golden fingers, and the rhythm is really not fast. This is a story without too many slaps in the face, no routines, and no impetuousness. The author is serious. Power generation for love, not just bad money.) (It is solemnly stated that the basis for marking the heroine and supporting actress is the frequency of appearances. Being set as the heroine by the author does not mean that something will happen with the male protagonist!)

Starting from the submission of the comic "Edge Walker" which was "adapted from anime", Lin Qingshan embarked on the road of different world comics (wen), painting (chao) and family (public). And then—— "No! It's a cybermaniac! Call the Terrorist Mobile Team!" "Run! He is a comic book villain!" "Awesome! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No, who asked him to draw comics?" "Use Flame Fist on him quickly!" "Is he mentally ill? Are you planning the plot like this?" "The mental state is good! We are discharged from the hospital!" "You come in too!" "Hahaha! I'm done, Master Dao!" … "Edge Walker", "Chainsaw Man", "Fire Fist", "Attack on Titan", "The Strange One"... Lin Qingshan is out of control on the way to madness. At the same time, comic fans all agree that Lin Qingshan Qingshan is a mental patient!

[Crossing a book + 1V1 + Single female lead + Campus romance + Dog food + Funny + Sand sculpture in the early stage + Daily love in the later stage + Sprinkle sugar + Many CPs + Sweet and good-looking] Liu Muye, the author of the failed campus romance novel, finished his last book and decided to go to the factory to fix screws tomorrow. But he accidentally traveled to the book he wrote and became the son of the school director. He was entrusted with the important task of "saving the tragic ending of the vicious female supporting role", otherwise he would not be able to return to the real world! Liu Muye: "Ah! You said, if I can't save the vicious female supporting role, I can't go back?" But! Compared with saving the vicious female supporting role, Liu Muye suddenly discovered something more important. "Wait, what do you think I am now? You said I am the chairman's son?" "Then I am very rich and can walk sideways in this world?" "Then why should I save the vicious female supporting role? I'm going to take off!" ... After a while... Liu Muye realized that something was wrong. "Hey, how come you, a domineering CEO, have become a rebellious teenager?" "That's not right. How come you, a cool and innocent heroine, have become a rebellious girl?" "And you, a vicious female supporting role, why do you keep pestering me to date you every day!" "Is this reasonable? It's not reasonable at all!"

In 1990, he traveled to an island country in a parallel world and became the president of a game company. Qing Zhiyuan, who had already understood the direction of the next 30 years, could not fail. However, a few years later... Qing Zhiyuan still hasn't figured out one thing. I have obviously made so many landmark games, the king of war chess, the first RTS, the creator of big IP, the originator of online games... But why do everyone call me the father of galgame? Being forced to do galgame is really not my intention!