This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought. Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films. But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" . But what does Chen Fei have? He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father! Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere? His path doesn’t “work” either! However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated! (PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.) Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived! However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded! [Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box] [Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box] [Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box] 【……】 At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry! These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right? —— This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

Egger Morriss. Translation: Poisoned eggs. The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose. Author: Why don’t you follow the plot? Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant! Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort: ? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention. Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes… Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line! Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people? It’s time to put an end to this war. “If you are invincible, what will happen?”

One day, 18-year-old high school student Lin Tian was accidentally bound to the producer system. As long as he bound a partner and trained him to become a super "idol", he would be rewarded. After meeting Gan Yanyu, a mentally abnormal and paranoid cellist, the two hit it off and started to create short videos, and headed towards the highest honor in music competitions! So, "Ode to Love", "Canon in D Major", "Symphony of Fate" and other god-level music came out! The ancestors carefully selected, quality guaranteed, and brought a little classical shock to the world. The Coke in the hands of the audience suddenly turned into a red wine glass, and the tattered vest on their body turned into a tuxedo... As the melody of the two people played the world, they overcame all the obstacles in the music competitions, and their videos became a love variety show that countless netizens urged! ...... In a season of cherry blossoms, Gan Yanyu, who had just won the championship in an international competition, played a song that Lin Tian had never heard before on the stage of thousands of audiences. In Lin Tian's astonished eyes, the girl put down the bow and smiled like a flower. "You've written so many songs for me, this one is for you." "It's called - "Love Letter"."

Introduction. What's the introduction? There is no introduction to this book. A novel that the author doesn't even know what to write.

I, Li Mingyue, the legendary protagonist, join the film and television investment system, and get a tenfold rebate on lost money! It’s not easy to make money making a movie, but isn’t it easy to lose money? I randomly found a smart guy among my classmates to be the director, but I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of my nightmare. "It was promised that martial arts movies would be bad, but your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon will directly open up the international market and start making money?" "It's also a science fiction blockbuster. "Shanghai Fortress" lost three small targets, but your "The Wandering Earth" has a box office of five billion?" "We promised that the audience is tired of watching Xianxia? Did you say that "The Legend of Shushan" has become the pinnacle of Xianxia movies?" "We promised that there would be no market for cartoons in China, but your "Magic Boy" raked in 6 billion?" … "Mr. Su You, as a super new star director who created an era, how do you evaluate your boss?" "It is the greatest honor in my life to meet a boss like Mingyue. She may not have a deep understanding of movies, but she will give us unconditional trust; she may not understand movies, but her insight into the market is what I I admire them all; she is a good boss. Without her, I would not be where I am today, and there would be no "The Wandering Earth"." Li Mingyue: Su You, you really deserve to die!

The rich second generation of Chuming fell into the middle of his family. When he was destitute, he occasionally acquired the ancient martial arts system. System task: Carry forward the ancient martial arts refining technique in the shortest time. Therefore, Chu Ming chose to publish the new book “Ancient Wushu Exercises” on the novel website, and published the content of the exercises in chapters. Someone tried it out according to the chapters, and it turned out. The whole Huaxia was boiling, and the book Guwu Refining Body was quickly on the hot search list. However, unexpectedly, the book was discovered by Hongmeng Organization and was encrypted by the highest SSS level that day. The author of this book, Chu Ming, became the most mysterious ancient martial master.

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture. "How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?" In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying, I almost cried in front of the camera, "I'm really not the kind of person you think" "In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book." "Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..." "What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said: "Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

In a world full of superheroes, not having a system isn't a big deal. But if the superheroes here are more jerks than each other, that's a huge problem. In the cabin of the plane that was about to crash into the Atlantic Ocean, Wei Chen began to write a suicide note: the plane was flying at an altitude of 40,000 feet, the cockpit was filled with smoke and fire, and the safety door was broken, causing the cabin to lose pressure. The only life-saving straw-what should we do if the superheroes don't care about us? Waiting online, very urgent. This book is also known as "Superhero Begins in Black Robe", "I Formed the Justice League", "Batman Through Time, I Am Your Father".

Awakening the game producer system, Chen Ba is determined to become the godfather of games and create a new era of video games! But he soon discovered something was wrong... Why do the games you make yourself always have weird bugs? A good love simulator can actually conquer other players and turn it into a social dating software? It's a good fighting game, but you can actually use skills to attack the opponent's graphics card, thereby making the opponent's computer black screen and win? Facing the players' questioning, Chen Ba replied seriously: "This is not a bug, this is just a game feature, yes! This is how I designed it..." Players: Please stop being so harsh!

The most tragic travel in this century, the traveler was trapped by the original owner and couldn't take care of himself! There are pits everywhere in life. Every time a beautiful woman appears, you have to worry about whether she will be slapped by the other party! In fact, I really just want to copy books quietly. What music godfather, what actor, what a genius screenwriter, what a legendary director, don't give me such titles at will! (No system, no golden fingers, and the rhythm is really not fast. This is a story without too many slaps in the face, no routines, and no impetuousness. The author is serious. Power generation for love, not just bad money.) (It is solemnly stated that the basis for marking the heroine and supporting actress is the frequency of appearances. Being set as the heroine by the author does not mean that something will happen with the male protagonist!)

As soon as he woke up, Josie traveled from the 21st century to Chicago in 1943 and became a poor boy on the streets. WWII? It was too far away for Josie, who was not yet an adult. As an orphan, how he can survive in this era is the most important. Fortunately, he has a plane trading system. In this era, being a master of space and time can be nourished even if you think about it. However, a few months later, Josie, whose life had just improved a little, looked at Captain America who was singing and dancing with a group of girls on the stage of the war fundraising charity performance in front of him, and fell silent. It's over, Barbie Q. This is actually Marvel!