Chapter 1016 Two Scoundrels

When cultivators reach a certain level of cultivation, they can not only slow down their metabolism to the maximum extent, but also control the time of peeing and peeing very well. They can regard it as a kind of energy and unknowingly discharge it in the form of turbid gas during cultivation. in vitro.

Therefore, some big cultivators go into seclusion for several years or more without eating, drinking, or pooping or peeing.

This is definitely not the case for Ye Xiaochuan and others. Under the influence of someone's superb Yi Ya art, it is very difficult to avoid eating and breathing. Although no matter how hard they control it, a child's urine every morning is unavoidable.

This group of people are fighting against the weather every day. In a climate where dripping water turns into ice, solving the problem of bladder water accumulation every morning has become a long-standing problem. Fortunately for Ye Xiaochuan, he was a gay man after all. When he got interested, he could soak an old tree by loosening his belt. The other fairies are more troublesome. As for how to trouble Ye Xiaochuan, I don’t know the details, but every morning these fairies go hand in hand to relieve themselves.

longer. Ye Xiaochuan is very dissatisfied with his current life. There are five beautiful fairies by his side. It is a beautiful thing that others can't dream of. But it feels like a burden to him. Since there was an extra blue fairy in the team last night, Qiyun, Ye Rou, and Senior Sister Yun no longer hold hands with him. This makes

Ye Xiaochuan was extremely depressed. He was squeezed out of the warm camp at night and slept all night with the prisoner cow in his arms. Thanks to his high cultivation, otherwise he wouldn't have been frozen into an ice sculpture? Early in the morning, Ye Xiaochuan peed on a big tree not far from the camp. Young people are very angry. In addition, the climate here is cold. When a urine stain is filled with smoke, the clouds are transpiration, and the sun rises. trend, the warm water column directly shot the thick snow through a deep hole

Pit out.

Feeling good about peeing, Ye Rou lifted up the felt and walked out, just in time to see Ye Xiaochuan facing away from her a few feet away. She didn't understand what this kid was doing at first, but she knew it if she took a closer look at the white mist rising in front of Ye Xiaochuan. This guy is taking a piss.

Ye Rouna is the proud female disciple of Fairy Qingxia in Xiaoyao Cave in Jiuhua Mountain. It is even rumored that she is actually Fairy Qingxia's illegitimate daughter. She has been doted on by Fairy Qingxia for decades. Wherever she goes, she is not respected and loved by others. A man peed in front of me.

Facts have once again proved that women are women, whether they are weak ordinary women or powerful fairies, when encountering such embarrassing things, one reaction is to scream.

A scream cut through the light mist in the early morning forest. Ye Xiaochuan was so frightened that he almost practiced the magical skill of shrinking, and his body was shaken. All male compatriots understand how painful it is to suddenly brake in the middle of peeing. Ye Xiaochuan is basically hopeless now. He feels frightened by Ye Rou and looks forward to decades of good happiness. It is impossible for the day to come. I guess this life will be no different from that of a eunuch.

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He was about to curse when Yun Qiyou and others heard the commotion and came out. Lan Yunqi still didn't understand what happened, thinking that there was danger, and even drew out the flaming divine sword.

The other three women looked at Ye Rou covering her eyes, and then looked at Ye Xiaochuan facing a big tree in front. How could they not know what happened?

Yun Qiyou didn't want to say anything, but Qin Fanzhen couldn't accuse him due to his status.

Wan Yan Wu Lei didn't care about that much anymore and said angrily: "Ye Xiaochuan, how many times have I told you not to pee in front of the camp early in the morning? Are you a dog? You can take a dip just by raising your legs? "

Ye Xiaochuan was even angrier than her. He walked over with his belt in hand and shouted: "Are you talking about me? I have been mentally ill because of Miss Ye's voice. If I can't harden up in the future, who can afford to pay for it?" Isn’t it just peeing? If you can’t stand it, come too!”

In the entire team, only Wan Yan Wu Lei can deal with Ye Xiaochuan.

Wanyan Wulei stretched out her hand to untie the divine whip coiled around her waist, and said, "You think I don't dare?"

Ye Xiaochuan was speechless. He knew Wan Yan Wu Lei's temperament and acted like a scoundrel, even more scoundrel than himself.

Can you expect a woman with her eyes fixed on a man and her hands undressed to be a little reserved and shy?

When it comes to playing rogue, the other four women combined are no match for him, but in front of this white-haired witch, Ye Xiaochuan immediately shrank like his little brother at this moment.

"I'm a good man and don't fight with women!"

Ye Xiaochuan had no choice but to admit defeat.

Once the urine has not been stained, continue staining in a place where the girls can't see it. By the way, check whether the little brother has been scared to death by Ye Rou. This has to do with a happy life for hundreds of years in the future, so you have to be cautious.

Trouble arose again while on the road. After a night's rest, Lan Qiyun and Ye Rou's injuries were almost healed. Ye Xiaochuan meant for the two girls to turn around and return the same way. The Black Forest was not the place for these two. A girl can trespass.

However, the two of them had no intention of leaving, and they still wanted to practice in Manbei. Even if Ye Xiaochuan said that he and others were going to Minghai, these two short-sighted girls were not moved. It seemed that they had discussed it last night. Okay, I also want to go north and have a look.

They also knew that the Minghai was very dangerous, and Ye Rou had no intention of going forward, but Lan Qiyun couldn't lose face and had to go to the Minghai to make a life or death adventure. He also said that he had been proud of the East China Sea for decades and knew a lot about the market conditions on the sea. He had long wanted to go to the Underworld to see the legendary Three Thousand Weak Waters where goose feathers sink to the bottom.

One is from Jiuhua Mountain and the other is from Penglai Island. Neither of them are disciples of Cangyun Sect. Ye Xiaochuan's words sound like farts to them.

Just follow. Anyway, ever since Qin Fanzhen followed, Ye Xiaochuan has felt that it is almost impossible to take down Senior Sister Yun during the journey and complete his coming-of-age ceremony. However, with two more people, the prisoner cow is difficult to distribute. In the past few days, Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou have been riding together, and Qin Fanzhen has been riding with Wan Yan Wu Lei, who will never recover. Then A little prison cow is jumping around all day long. In the world of prison cows, it is only equivalent to a six or seven-year-old naughty boy. In addition to eating

It's just for fun, it can't be ridden at all. Now that there are two more people, the disadvantage of the serious shortage of prison cattle has become apparent. Ye Rou was beaten to death for refusing to ride on a cow with Ye Xiaochuan who defecated everywhere, and Lan Qiyun was beaten to death for refusing to ride on a cow with Wanyan Wutear, a demon sect witch. After some arguments, the three of them decided to ride on a cow. So happy

Decide quickly.

They argued eight hundred times and finally came to an end, but they didn't even ask for the prisoner cow's opinion. When they were about to go on the road again, the prisoner cow wouldn't leave. The male prisoner cow kept roaring lowly and from time to time. shaking his big head. It took Ye Xiaochuan a long time to figure out that the family of three did not intend to continue going north. Perhaps because the snow became thicker as they went north, they had never thought of going to the Far North Icefield from the beginning.