Chapter 359: Perverse Logic

Chapter 359 Perverse Logic

As the day of the battle at Broken Sky Cliff draws near, more and more cultivators from the righteous and evil sects begin to appear in the mortal world, and the atmosphere in the mortal world becomes more tense and uneasy.

A few days ago, it was reported that Yu Linglong from the Hehuan Sect of the evil sect had robbed seven or eight good-looking men in Guangyuan Prefecture, and was chased by the disciples of the righteous sect. A fight broke out on the top of the city wall of Guangyuan Prefecture. No cultivator died, but hundreds of soldiers guarding the city were killed.

As for the incidents of the disciples of the evil sect killing people for blood, or sneaking into the boudoirs of young ladies in the middle of the night to rape them, no one knows how many incidents have occurred.

Some robbers and bandits also began to become active during this turbulent time. It is common to sneak into doors and pick locks, rob people on the road, and steal women and women.

In view of this, the emperor of the mortal court ordered the general Yang Chongshan of Zhenxi to lead more than one million armored troops to enter the pass from Yumen Pass and divide them into twelve routes to sweep the bandits and robbers to the east.

Zhao Shuo, the King of Pingnan, led an army of 800,000 and 300,000 barbarian soldiers to the north, entered the Central Plains, and swept from the southeast to the northwest. Wherever there were bandits, there were the figures of the imperial army. Although blood flowed everywhere, the people lined the streets to welcome them.

On the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15 of the Jiazi Year, the western and southern armies joined forces at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, with as many as two million people, guarding the periphery of the Giant Stone City southeast of the Tianshan Mountains. On that day, Yang Chongshan sent 100,000 troops to climb the Tianshan Broken Sky Cliff and began to clear the rocks and weeds above the Broken Sky Cliff and build a fighting arena.

This situation happens every sixty years. When some ordinary people heard that the old east-west armies were advancing towards the Tianshan Mountains, they knew that this year must be the Jiazi Year without calculating the time.

The moon was very round tonight. It turned out to be the Mid-Autumn Festival. So Ye Xiaochuan and others found another reason to have fun and held a bonfire party. Baili Yuan actually caught more than a dozen pheasants in Fenghuang Mountain. Jiesese caught several fat carps in the river south of the valley. According to this Buddha, when he was washing his hands and face by the river, these three carps jumped onto the shore and hit the rocks and died. It was probably because they wanted to jump over the dragon gate but failed.

For Jiesese's excuse, it was no surprise that Ye Xiaochuan and the other two raised their middle fingers to him.

The best punishment for this little monk who told lies was to let him live in the mud, because making beggar chicken was Yang Ling'er's strong request. Since the night by the Yangtze River, she ate the rabbit wrapped in mud, and she couldn't forget the fragrance. She must eat it again tonight on Mid-Autumn Festival.

As for the beggar chicken that she had eaten almost countless times in the past three months, she didn't think about it.

A dozen cleaned pheasants were wrapped in wild lotus leaves and covered with mud. A small pit was dug in the ground and thrown into the pit. A thin layer of soil was buried on the pit. A large bonfire was lit on the top. An iron pot was placed on the fire and fish soup was cooked in the pot.

Although the four people were bored in the deep mountains and old forests for the past three months, they lived a carefree and comfortable life.

After stewing for more than an hour, with Yang Linger's cheers, Ye Xiaochuan and Jiesex dug out a dozen hard mud lumps from under the fire. There were more than a dozen fragrant beggar chickens, and the four people drooled.

The fish soup was also delicious. Ye Xiaochuan had not only improved his cultivation in recent times, but also his cooking skills became more and more exquisite.

It was originally agreed that we would enjoy the moon and chat tonight, and pretend to be elegant. As a result, as soon as the beggar chickens were dug out, each of the four people held a chicken and began to shake their heads like a lion. They ate it with great enthusiasm.

If Guan Shaoqin, the head of Piaomiao Pavilion, saw Yang Ling'er, the successor she had trained for many years, stuffing her mouth with greasy beggar chicken with both hands, and eating with her mouth full of oil, I wonder what she would think?

Everyone ate two beggar chickens, drank two jars of wine, and added delicious fish soup, and then the speed slowed down.

Yang Ling'er touched her belly, looked at the mud lumps, and felt that she could eat another one, so she smashed a mud lump, tore off a chicken leg, and now began to chew slowly.

She blinked her mouth while eating and looked up at the bright moon in the sky, saying: "Is there really a Guanghan Palace on this moon? Does the fairy Chang'e really live in the palace? Is she watching the world now?"

Ye Xiaochuan held a whole fish in his mouth. The originally fat carp has now become a fish bone skeleton.

He curled his lips and looked at Yang Ling'er, who was feeling sad and depressed, with great contempt. Until now, this guy with a missing brain still didn't know the identity of Yang Ling'er's daughter and insisted that Yang Ling'er was a psychologically twisted little white rabbit.

He said: "At night, Chang'e on the moon must be sleeping in Guanghan Palace with Wu Gang. It has been tens of thousands of years. The two of them are estimated to have given birth to tens of thousands of children on the moon. It is overcrowded."

"Puff..."

Jise, who had a mouth full of food, immediately spat it out when he heard Ye Xiaochuan's words. Fortunately, Baili Yuan opposite him dodged quickly, otherwise Jiese would have lost a layer of skin tonight.

Yang Ling'er glared at Ye Xiaochuan. This guy has a natural skill, like a shit-stirring stick. No matter how beautiful the myths and legends are, as long as they are told by this kid's stinky mouth, they will definitely become extremely vulgar.

For many years, Yang Linger felt like Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, one was trapped on the moon, holding a fat white rabbit and looking down at the world, and the other was holding a little black dog and standing on Piaomiao Pavilion and looking down at the world.

Every time she saw the moon, she would feel very sad.

As a result, Ye Xiaochuan's few words turned this sadness into vulgarity.

Ye Xiaochuan felt Yang Ling'er's very dissatisfied eyes and said with an indifferent expression: "I'm right, there is a strong-blooded man on the moon, and a beautiful girl as beautiful as a flower. A man and a woman together all day long, even if they are the Jade Rabbit If a third party wanted to interfere, he would have been chopped into pieces by Wu Gang with an axe. "

Jiese immediately nodded in agreement and supported the boss's views. He felt that the boss's words really spoke to his heart. A man and a woman have spent countless years together. If they say that two people have few legs, no one would believe them even if they beat them to death.

Perhaps as Ye Xiaochuan said, the moon is already overcrowded at this moment, and they are all the children of Fairy Chang'e and Wu Gang, the woodcutter.

Yang Ling'er was furious and rolled up her sleeves to argue with Ye Xiaochuan. As a result, she was made red-faced by Ye Xiaochuan's nasty words. She was going to ask Baili Yuan for help and denounce these two mentally filthy people together.

As a result, Baili Yuan said quietly: "I still agree with this kid+'s view..."

Yang Ling'er was unable to stand alone, so she had to sit down and admit defeat.

Ye Xiaochuan and Jiese, who won the debate, high-fived each other to celebrate their victory.

But at this moment, a small bird flew down from the night sky quickly. The bird was not that big, with a sharp beak and sharp claws. Its wings were spread about two or three feet. Its feathers were all black, but the top of its head was But there is a red spot.