Chapter 921 Modernization of Sentimental Skin
I'm...
Looking at the dead who were staggering forward in the gray fog full of silence, looking at the huge door hidden behind the thick gray fog, the man with a big axe stuck on the back of his head... The male soul couldn't help but be stunned. land.
Dead? Am I dead? !
After trying hard to recall the memories left before his death, remembering the charming voice, and the sudden sound of wind breaking behind his ears, the man completely confirmed his current situation, and then he couldn't help but feel discouraged.
I should indeed be dead...
A few days ago, after the kingship of Sai'ao Kingdom was towed away, the vicinity of the Moon Sea completely became the habitat of siren. Passing ships often had sailors sang crazy by their singing, and then jumped into the reef and swam to the desolate. Die.
So I asked the director to take the task and took the [Silence Music Box] to drive away the Siren community. But when I was halfway through, the first mate on the boat went crazy and picked up the big axe that cut the cable everywhere. He was slashing randomly, and he happened to be distracted from manipulating the music box...
Damn it! I just died like this?
Relying on the soul mass that is far better than ordinary people, after temporarily resisting the pull of the door of the Dead, the man with an axe stuck in his head couldn't help but hug his head and shouted unwillingly.
How is this possible? I was a second-level cleaner who participated in the promotion assessment with the God of Cookery and finally came back alive! He was killed by someone like this? Still dead so stupid? I...I...
"What are you doing over there?"
It seemed that he had noticed this special existence. Among the two souls in black and white outside the gate of the Dead, one soul immediately walked out of each of them, ran over with shackles, and scolded him with a sharp voice:
"Go in! The soul of the dead cannot stay outside!"
"Let's go! Don't block the people behind you! Or we'll lock you up!"
“…”
No...what are these two doing?
Looking at the strange soul in front of him with a strange high hat, holding a stick in one hand and holding a shackle in the other, asking him to quickly enter the door of the Dead, the man's mind was stunned and then asked in surprise:
"Who are you? Isn't the Gate of the Dead under the control of the God of Food?"
This man actually knows the God of Food...so he is a dead cleaner?
After listening to the man's curious inquiry, the Black and White Soul's attitude was slightly calmer, and then he seemed not very skilled, and introduced himself a little stiffly:
"We are black...well... black and white for the time being... I don't know why I call this. Anyway, that's what I called. There is no guardian of the Death Realm at the Gate of Hell now, so we are asked to maintain order here."
"gate of hell?"
"It's the original door of the dead."
Seeing that the axe man in front of him was a cleaner, he explained in a low voice "White Temporary" with white gray falling from his face, and then pointed to the door of the Dead, shrouded in gray fog in the distance.
"Here, isn't it written on it?"
"?"
Following the pale fingers that were wiped with "white temporarily", and after looking at the direction of the Dead Gate, the axe man couldn't help but open his mouth wide and stood there in a daze.
A huge archway made of stone pillars replaces the door of the dead, which was originally separated from left and right, and stands on this junction of life and death.
In the center of this strange building with blue bricks and black tiles and four corners and flying eaves, a huge rectangular plaque is nailed, with three strange symbols that are probably written on it, emitting a red light that makes people shine slightly.
“Those three symbols mean…”
"At the gate of hell, aren't there any translation below?"
And translation?
Was slightly stunned by the words of the Black and White Souls, the axe man quickly squinted his eyes and found that there was indeed a corresponding translation under the three symbols. However, before he could take a closer look, he was pushed by the two of them. He urged anxiously:
"Hurry up, hurry up, you have stayed for a long time, even the cleaner can't be so blocked. Hurry up and register!"
"Ah? I still have to register now if I die?"
"What do you ask me about? This is the food from your cleaning bureau... Cough... This is what the big guy above ordered, we just do it... Hurry! Go and register quickly, and then it's time to go to Huangquan Road. .”
"Isn't the Huangquan Road... the road to no return?"
"It's been painted yellow."
"ah?!"
"Ah no!"
The "white temporary" that was about to leak, and he couldn't help but ask for a quick revision:
"That... According to the above statement, the road without return sounds unlucky, and although the road is still there, it has no original effect, so I'd just change it... Why do you have so many questions? Go quickly and go!"
“…”
Although I had ten thousand questions in my heart and wanted to ask, under the repeated urging of "black and white temporary", the axe man had to quickly walk towards the door of the Dead, whose appearance changed a lot, and then took a piece on a table next to the door. surface.
"Hello."
After grinning at the corner of the axe man and showing eight shiny snow-white teeth, he was wearing a black and white dress behind the table. The beautiful female soul smiled and said:
"Mr. Dead, age, gender, address, cause of death... Please fill in these required items first. You can also rely on the soul to understand it. This form only accepts the truth from the soul.
In addition, the regrets before death, social achievements, surviving family members, and special contributions in the box below are optional items. You can fill them in if you have them, and you can leave them blank if you don’t want to.
But we recommend that you try to fill them in as much as possible if you have them. After all, although these are only optional items, they may also affect your post-mortem re-employment direction, the welfare benefits of related positions, and even the promotion speed in the corresponding department. "
"..."
Re-employment after death... can you continue to be promoted? And there are welfare benefits? Is this still the dead world? What is this for me?
Holding the extremely weird form in his hand, the axe on the axe man's head couldn't hold it anymore, and he asked with his mouth open and dull eyes:
"You...you..."
"We are the branch of the Cleanup Bureau in the dead world. It was established not long ago. The current tentative name is the Underworld Branch, and Her Excellency Emma is the director... You can take a look at the header of the table, and there is also the logo of the Cleanup Bureau on it. ”
“…”
Following the female soul’s fingertips, he looked at the shit on the watch head…The scarab, and the axe man finally closed his mouth reluctantly. While trying to accept the exaggerated reality, he asked in shock:
“Why is this happening? Has the bureau taken down the entire dead world?”
Bureau?
After keenly catching this key word, the female soul in the suit couldn’t help but narrow her eyes, her smile became more eager, and then she took the initiative to speak:
“Dear deceased, if you have worked as a cleaner during your lifetime, then it will be counted as a third-level special contribution. After filling out the form, you can take the fast track and go directly to the courtroom to accept the judgment of the judges. ”
“Judgment? I committed a crime?”
“Sir, the trial does not necessarily mean guilt, it can also be meritorious. "
After quickly glancing at the memo board next to the table and going through the work process set by the new master of the dead world, the female soul explained with a little envy:
"According to the rules that have been set, if you have accumulated enough merits during your career as a cleaner, you will receive corresponding rewards in the dead world, or exchange them for benefits for your surviving family members.
Even if you work hard enough, accumulate enough merits, and have not committed any serious crimes, and the state of your soul and body meets the standards, you can even be arranged to go through the resurrection process and come back after living for 150 years. "
"Ah? ! ! ! "