Chapter 1883 Hilarious

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'll go, that's all."

Wu Yifa said, "You didn't bite it, did you?"

Wang Siyu said in a tone of reasoning with Wu Yifa: "If it didn't bite me, I can bite him first, then I won't be unreasonable!"

Wu Yifa gave a thumbs up and said, "Atmosphere! Convince the dog with virtue!"

As soon as this burden came out, everyone laughed.

Reasoning with the dog, convincing the dog with morality, laughing to death.

Wang Siyu suddenly cried and said: "Husband, you said that if one day the two of us leave, how lonely the child will be in the world alone!"

Wu Yifa comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, no, when we leave, take the child with us."

"Hahaha."

Wang Siyu scolded: "You are lacking in heart! Ah! You see people praising other people's husbands! They all say that your husband is really capable, your husband is really promising, your husband is really talented, and praise me, your husband is really tall!"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"It's really not good to praise Fa like this."

Soon, the phone rang.

After Wu Yifa was connected, Xiao Yunhai's voice came over.

"Hello, is that Daddy?"

"Who is so polite!"

"I am your future child. I will travel through time and space from 2042 to see you two elders."

Wang Siyu said angrily: "Liar! If you cheat like this, you can starve yourself to death."

At this moment, Xiao Yunhai suddenly showed his head from a TV made of cardboard boxes and shouted, "Dad!"

Wu Yifa said: "Don't! Ancestor! Except for my wife, you can take anything valuable at home!"

Wang Siyu was trembling and pointed at the TV tremblingly: "Especially the TV. I won't dare to watch it if you don't take it away!"

finished,

Wang Siyu fainted.

"Ah! Wife! Wife!"

Wu Yifa was shocked, looked at Xiao Yunhai and said, "Didn't I tell you to hide in the refrigerator!"

"Hidden the refrigerator, didn't I catch a cold?"

"Then you can't come out of the TV. You scared my wife."

Xiao Yunhai defended: "Isn't it more timeless to come out from the TV?"

Wu Yifa said angrily, "You're pretending to be the fourth elder here."

Xiao Yunhai confronted him tit for tat: "Then Emperor Ama hid in the refrigerator and he was cold too."

The question and answer of the two made the audience burst into laughter.

"Oops, I'll go, cross over from the TV. It's so interesting."

"Cross-travel, see traversal again. Emperor Yun is the originator of the traversal drama, it's so fun."

At this time, Wang Siyu woke up, and Xiao Yunhai said quickly: "Mom! Don't be afraid! I am the child in your womb."

Wang Siyu said: "I believe it! You should wear it back first."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Don't, mom! I finally got through it."

Wang Siyu fainted again.

Wu Yifa quickly woke her up, and Xiao Yunhai said, "Mom! For thirty years, I have been looking for the beginning of my life. The purpose of my trip is to see what kind of great woman she is, who can give birth to me. "

Wang Siyu cried and said, "Accidentally conceived."

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa rolled his eyes and said, "Alas. Well, you said you were my son, what's your name?

what"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad, you can get up now, what do you get up and what's my name."

Wu Yifa thought about it and said, "Eyeballs!"

Xiao Yunhai was unhappy and said, "Dad! Think twice, every hasty decision you make is related to my future, so give me a personal name."

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa said: "Just the eyeballs!"

Xiao Yunhai took out his ID card and said, "Mom, my ID card!"

Wang Siyu said: "Deng Eyeball!"

Wu Yifa slapped his thigh and said, "It's my son! I didn't run!"

The plot is here, and the performances of the three are getting better.

Wang Siyu asked, "Son, tell your mother about the future of our family."

Xiao Yunhai boasted: "My future dad is amazing. He is a big entrepreneur."

Wang Siyu asked suspiciously: "Really?"

Wu Yifa next to him raised his head, showing an incredible expression.

Wang Siyu said happily: "Husband, you really didn't disappoint me."

Wu Yifa snorted and said in high spirits: "Hey. I have repeatedly emphasized, how can women take over the world if they lose their trust!"

After he finished speaking, he fanned his jacket a few times and put on a stinky posture.

The audience laughed again.

Wang Siyu said: "Son, what kind of work are you doing now?"

Xiao Yunhai's face was stunned, he touched his nose, turned to look at Wu Yifa, and said softly, "Ah, Dad didn't discuss it before."

Wu Yifa twitched his nose and said, "What to discuss, just say it casually, your mother doesn't know anyway."

Xiao Yunhai said hesitantly, "I'm rubbing mud and ash, and I'm doing research on human epidermis by putting the ashes together."

Wang Siyu said with a look of surprise: "Oh, he is engaged in medicine."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Human epidermis dirt study!"

"Ay Ya I gi."

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter, it's also human epidermis research."

"Human epidermis dirt study, isn't it just taking a bath?"

"This sketch is really good."

Wang Siyu said: "Oh, I have listened to so much prenatal education music for you."

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly shook his head and said, "I didn't listen to it for nothing. Every time I finished removing dirt, I would play drums for him."

Xiao Yunhai imitated the sound of a drum kit with his mouth, played a melody, and said, "Okay, big brother. Look at your hand!"

When Wu Yifa heard it, he immediately pushed him.

Xiao Yunhai immediately reacted and explained, "That, the first card, means the band's chief, the first card."

Wang Siyu nodded and said, "Oh my god, I was shocked. I thought he was taking a bath."

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'm going, I'm dying of laughter."

Wu Yifa said: "My son is both civil and military, follow me!"

Wang Siyu said happily: "Husband, you are awesome!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "He's great mainly because he has a good buddy by his side."

Wang Siyu agreed very much and said: "Good buddies are too important. Your dad is not very good now, he is dragged down by good buddies, especially that Hao Jian."

Xiao Yunhai's expression changed, and he was stunned there.

"woo

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The audience under the stage laughed and booed.

Xiao Yunhai said tentatively, "Isn't Uncle Hao Jian my dad's best buddy?"

Wu Yifa said quickly: "Wife, I don't allow you to provoke the relationship between me and my buddy."

Wang Siyu said in a puzzled manner: "Didn't you say it yourself, that you felt sick when you saw Hao Jian, and also said that Hao Jian was like a man, but he never did anything. Your dad also said, "&p;p;;

Wu Yifa hurriedly interrupted her and said, "Go, don't you have half a cucumber left in the refrigerator, and cook four dishes for the child."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"Half a cucumber stir-fry four dishes, thanks to Yun Huang's idea."

"The Emperor Yun is the Emperor Yun, and the sketches written are really great."

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai looked at Wu Yifa and sneered: "Your family entertains guests.

People are very extravagant! "

The audience laughed again.