The 540th Chapter Movie Screening (2)

The first person to meet him was the comrade played by Xiao Yunhai.

When everyone saw Xiao Yunhai's look, everyone burst out laughing.

"My mother, this is Emperor Yun, it's too funny."

"God, the Emperor Yun is really hard enough to waste himself so much."

"The Dongfang Unbeaten at the beginning, the current comrade brother, is Emperor Yun preparing to play the eunuch next time?"

"Boss, Dongfang Invincible is the eunuch."

Not only the fans, but even Chen Huan and Liang Hui, who were very familiar with Xiao Yunhai, couldn't laugh, and Ye Yongren burst into tears.

The second person to meet was Wu Lan, a cemetery salesman. The two mainly talked about honoring the elderly. It was normal, but when Wu Lan took out the cemetery poster that had been prepared, everyone was dumbfounded. , and then burst into laughter.

The next episode, every one or two minutes, will make fans laugh.

Especially the stock speculator played by Zhao Wanqing set off a climax of laughter in the whole movie theater.

Ge Wuyou said, "Sorry, to tell the truth, I made an appointment for two people to meet tonight. It's more efficient, please don't mind."

Zhao Wanqing said: "It doesn't matter, my job is to invest in stocks. I have nothing to do in the recent bear market, so I took time to find a husband for myself. When the bull market comes, I will have no time. Do you invest in stocks?"

Ge Wuyou shook his head: "If you don't fry, you don't understand."

Zhao Wanqing said: "It's the same principle as seeking marriage and speculating in stocks. You can look at several stocks at the same time.

In the end, which one to buy requires a calm analysis of its performance, such as appearance and figure, personality and education level, family background and income status, etc., etc. "

Ge Wuyou asked, "Then how do you think I should count a stock with good performance?"

Zhao Wanqing looked at Ge Wuyou and said, "In terms of age and appearance, you should be the type that falls below the issue price."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"It's so funny."

"Don't say it, it's quite image, it's interesting to fall below the issue price."

Ge Wuyou nodded and asked again: "If no one likes it, there is a danger of being delisted, right?"

Zhao Wanqing said: "It's not necessarily true, generally inexperienced people like to chase highs, but the risk of chasing highs is too great, and it's easy to get yourself into it. Experienced people will buy bottoms at low prices, like yours with a low market-to-win rate. No one cares about it, and most people don’t touch it, so the safety is better.”

The fans were out of breath when they heard Zhao Wanqing's words.

"Damn it, Qinghou is too good. This is the first time I heard that marriage and stock trading can be equated."

"However, it makes sense."

"Emperor Yun is so powerful that he can write this script."

Immediately afterwards, Ge Wuyou asked tentatively, "Are you going to buy a bargain at a low price like me, are you going to hold it for a long time, or just play it in the short term?"

When Zhao Wanqing on the screen heard this, she almost choked on the coffee.

Fans in the movie theater were hilarious.

"Long-term holding? Short-term play. Haha."

"I can't take it anymore. I'm going to break my belly laughing again."

"I knew Yun Huang's works would never disappoint our fans."

In the movie, Zhao Wanqing bowed with a smile and said, "Playing in the short-term? Do you have that explosive power? You can only take it in the long-term and not have it."

"What if you've taken it for a long time and haven't shown a strong performance?"

"Don't worry, I won't be so stupid that I only have yours, can't I be firm? Then I'm too reckless."

In the end, before leaving, a remark by the two of them made the audience laugh.

Ge Wuyou said: "I can tell you responsibly, I'm not safe, you'd better not touch it, once it hits your hand, it's neither attractive nor useful, and you won't be able to throw the meat if you want to. From an investment point of view, even if I am a non-performing asset, I can’t bear to throw this burden on you, so let’s stop trading today.”

Zhao Wanqing saw Yu Yuexian sitting not far away, and after looking at it, she said to Qin Fen, "I also have a stock to look at. The appointment is at 8 o'clock. You can go and talk to her."

When the two got up to shake hands, Zhao Wanqing said, "The market is not good now, don't blindly enter the market."

Ge Wuyou said: "I'm also watching flowers, we all have to be cautious."

Laughter, applause and applause erupted after the segment.

The editor-in-chief of a magazine smiled and wrote in his notebook: "The lines are humorous, in line with reality, focusing on the joys and sorrows of small people, a typical commercial comedy."

If "If You Are the One" is hilarious, then "Across the Stars" can be described as exclamation.

Like the previous life, the standard of Hollywood sci-fi blockbusters is that the scenes are grand, the visual effects are outstanding, and the imagination is so unrestrained that people are reluctant to take their eyes off.

"Interstellar" is undoubtedly doing a very good job in this regard.

Especially in the 40th minute, the UFO battle between the spaceship and the aliens made the fans dare not even breathe.

"God, it's so fun."

"This is the best sci-fi movie I've ever seen."

"Last year's "Interstellar" really just set sail. Compared with "Interstellar", the difference is really not a little bit worse."

"When will we be able to make a film like this in Huaxia."

Listening to the exclamations of the fans, Wang Yifu shook his head and sighed, "Xiao Yunhai's "If You Are the One" is in big trouble."

Zhang Yihe nodded and said, "Even I can't bear to miss a shot, let alone the fans. MGM succeeded."

Kerry looked at the picture on the screen and asked Li Xuanwu next to him, "Jack, what do you think of this film?"

Li Xuanwu said in surprise: "Does it need to be said? If you listen to the exclamations in the theater, you should know that this film will definitely sell well."

Kerry said: "Your compatriot Xiao made a movie called "If You Are the One", which is also premiering in theaters. Do you think he can beat me?"

Li Xuanwu shook his head and said, "I know that his movie, although he has invited a lot of movie stars and actresses, can't be compared with 'Interstellar' at all."

Kerry sighed: "I don't know why, but I always feel that there is something wrong in my heart. Hehe, maybe I am unfounded."

Time flies, Xiao Yunhai's "If You Are the One" has come to an end.

Liang Xiaoxiao, played by Yu Yuexian, did not die in the river and agreed to marry Ge Wuyou.

On a cruise ship, Ge Wuyou met Fan Kuanwei, who had bought a different terminal, and finally bought it back with one million yen.

Here, the movie is all over.

The lights in the theater were bright, and there was overwhelming applause and cheers.

Xiao Yunhai took all the main creators to the stage and bowed to everyone together.

The whole box sounded the slogan "The product produced by Yunhuang must be a high-quality product".

The fans outside who were waiting for the second scene heard this voice, and their hearts were suddenly relieved.

They know that together with this slogan, it means that "If You Are the One" must be very good-looking.

In the box, Xiao Yunhai held the microphone and said, "I am very happy to hear everyone's applause. This shows that our crew's efforts have not been in vain. Although this movie is also a comedy love story, it is not related to "Charlotte". Compared with "Extraordinary Trouble", I think there is still some progress. I hope you can help us promote it when we go back. I don't want to be able to beat "Interstellar" at the box office, but at least don't lose too badly. Say, okay? it is good?"

"Okay." The fans shouted.

Xiao Yunhai handed the microphone to Ge Wuyou, and Ge Wuyou said, "If You Are the One is the most comfortable movie I've ever made, and the one I feel the most. Thank you for coming to the cinema to support us, thank you. "

After Ge Wuyou finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Yu Yuexian, and after Yu Yuexian finished speaking, he gave it to Wu Lan. In this way, the microphone finally passed to Lin Hui.

Before Lin Hui could speak, the fans below shouted.

"She's the investor's assistant."

"It's really beautiful."

Lin Hui was very happy when she heard that everyone recognized herself at a glance, and said, "Hello everyone, my name is Lin Hui. Thank you for coming to the cinema to support our "If You Are the One", thank you."

The short two sentences were exchanged for warm applause and cheers from the perverts in the audience.

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "Can you guys have any success? Even if you see a beautiful woman, you don't need to be so excited. Fortunately, there is no girlfriend to follow, otherwise you will be miserable."

"Hahaha."

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Okay, everyone, remember to go back and help me promote it well, everyone will send me at least ten posts, and the score should be at least nine points. Have you heard clearly?"

Everyone laughed and laughed in unison: "I heard clearly."

Xiao Yunhai nodded with satisfaction, and said, "It's not too bad. No, you say, isn't it a little shameless for me to ask you to do this?"

"Yes."

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said: "Shameless is shameless. For the box office of "If You Are the One," I will carry out Shameless to the end. Okay, everyone, today's premiere is over, thank you again, goodbye."

Amid the laughter, the premiere of "If You Are the One" ended.

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