Chapter 65: The Sketch "Blessed or Not"

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Although Xia Xiaohu is far more mature than others, he is still a young man.

Seeing that he was so popular, his face couldn't help but smug, he glanced at Xiao Yunhai who was about to play, and sneered in his heart.

After Xia Xiaohu stepped down from the stage, Zhao Wanqing came up and said, "Classmates, there have been a lot of good songs in the entertainment industry recently, I wonder if you have heard two of them, one is "Big Man" and the other is It is the "Orchid Pavilion"."

"I heard it!" The most enthusiastic shout came from the audience, and the atmosphere of the party was instantly heated.

Zhao Wanqing did not expect such a powerful response from her classmates, so she quickly seized the opportunity and said, "Classmates, do you know who sang these two songs?"

"Know!"

"Xiao Yunhai!"

Although the answers of the students were not very neat, they were loud enough and enthusiastic enough!

"However, what he brought this time was not a song, but a sketch written, directed and performed by him, called "Fufufu". Next, we will welcome Xiao Yunhai, Zhang Ya and Huang with warm applause. The wonderful performance brought by Bo! Everyone is welcome!"

Suddenly, there was thunderous applause from the audience.

When Yu Yuexian heard that Xiao Yunhai was going to play a sketch, a smile appeared on her gorgeous face, and said to Yao Wenyuan next to her, "Cousin, has this guy acted a sketch before?"

Yao Wenyuan shook his head and said, "I've acted in a lot of stage plays, but I've never seen him act in this amusing sketch. However, he's always been steady, so I don't think there should be a problem."

At this moment, Xiao Yunhai, who was wearing a tattered coat and looked more than ten years older than usual, was dragging a bicycle with its rims covered in it. Sadness mixed with a hint of anger.

"You tell me, I have the biggest shortcoming, that is, I'm too busy with my own business. No, I saw the trunk of a car on the road just now, and I was chasing after me with my bike. Thinking and telling people One sound. As a result, they braked suddenly, and I got into their trunk. As soon as I climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are fully responsible. I lost 200 yuan, you said." Am I being nosy? I swear, if I want to be nosy in the future, I won't be called Hao Jian, I'll be called very cheap!

Hearing that Xiao Yunhai called himself "Hao Jian",

Yu Yuexian was amused on the spot, and smiled at Yao Wenyuan: "Don't say it, this kid is really good at playing the role. With every gesture, he shows a middle-aged man whose life is unsatisfactory. Compared with the filming of "The Great Master" It seems to have made a lot of progress.”

Yao Wenyuan looked at his most proud disciple on stage and said, "I can't see his future clearly."

As soon as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, Zhang Ya, who played the old lady, walked up with a fan, and fell to the ground.

Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips, pretending to be nothing, and murmured, "I didn't see anything"

Zhang Ya: "Oops"

Xiao Yunhai: "Oops"

Zhang Ya: "Oops"

Xiao Yunhai: "Oops"

Zhang Ya: "Oh, mother."

"You won." Xiao Yunhai showed a helpless look, turned around suddenly, and said, "Auntie, didn't you fall?"

Zhang Ya pretended to be in pain and said, "Oh, my elbow! O my Polengel! Oops, my lumbar disc! Oh it doesn't hurt!

"Hahaha!"

"Pfft! I thought it all hurt."

Applause broke out!

Xiao Yunhai showed a speechless look on his face, and said in his mouth: "Auntie, it's all over now, so don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try and see if we can walk."

Zhang Ya: "OK, I'll try it."

Zhang Ya lay on the ground and made a 360-degree turn, Xiao Yunhai quickly stopped him and said, "Oh! You can walk, but you are walking according to the watch!

Zhang Ya's funny behavior and Xiao Yunhai's humorous lines directly made the scene burst into laughter!

"My mother, follow the watch, it's so interesting."

"Haha, it's so funny."

The sketches became more and more exciting, and the applause and cheers became more and more enthusiastic.

Xia Xiaohu saw the teachers and classmates in the audience all laughing, and his face was extremely gloomy.

Zhang Ya showed a look of pain, supported her waist, and shouted, "Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"

Xiao Yunhai snorted, glanced at her, and said angrily: "That's for sure, I was grinding it when I turned it just now. It's not bad if it didn't catch fire. Come on, aunt, I'll help you up!"

"Clap"

"It's so funny."

Zhang Ya pointed at Xiao Yunhai's face and said tremblingly, "Aiya, young man, your face is blue and purple, and it's hard for you to fall."

Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "I'm fine."

Zhang Ya nodded and praised: "you are a good boy, and you know how to help auntie up. This has to be replaced by someone else. I'll run early after the collision!"

When Xiao Yunhai heard this, the smile on his face stagnated, and he gently placed Zhang Ya on the ground again.

Seeing this, Yao Wenyuan said, "There is a conflict."

Yu Yuexian nodded and said, "It's no wonder that the name of the piece is "Can't Help", it turns out that it is aimed at the focus of the society. I have also seen it on the Internet. After an old man fell to the ground, many people watched it, but There is no one to help, and I have to say that this is a kind of sadness in modern society."

Having said that, Yu Yuexian paused and said worriedly: "This kid Yun Hai is so brave, he dares to touch this subject. If he performs well, there will be no problem. Problems will be infinitely magnified by some malicious people. I hope he can handle it well."

Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya are getting better and better, and their cooperation is getting more and more tacit.

Xiao Yunhai said in a very peculiar tone: "Auntie, you fell stunned, and it was very sudden. You fell by yourself. When you fell, I was still 10 minutes away from you. Mi Kaiwai that. You see, that's my bike, and the evidence is as strong as a mountain."

Zhang Ya had a terrified look on her face and said, "Oh, the rims are all swept up like that. After a long time, I flew over there. Can I still rescue me? Oh..."

"Hahaha."

"It's over, it makes no sense."

The audience laughed again.

Xiao Yunhai looked at the scene and said, "Oh my god, this really looks too much like an accident scene, but auntie is not what you think, my car was rear-ending.

Zhang Ya said, "Oh my tail vertebra!"

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly explained: "I'm talking about rear-end chasing, not the tail vertebrae, I'm talking about the bumper, you're talking about the tail."

Zhang Ya complained bitterly: "It's over, it's a big New Year's Eve, and the root of the tail is still broken. Okay, Suishui (Sui Sui) is safe!"

"Whoa Whoah"

"Hahaha"

"Peace every year? You are so talented."

Xiao Yunhai said bitterly, "I said Auntie, remember it carefully, no one really hit you."

Zhang Ya said angrily, "no one hit me and flew more than 10 meters away. If you hit me, I'm going abroad now."

Xiao Yunhai's eyes widened, and he said anxiously, "No, what's your status, auntie? Why don't you go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away."

Zhang Ya said angrily, "how many meters does it take to fly? It's all at this time. Does it make sense for you to be more than three meters and two meters?"

Xiao Yunhai sighed and said, "Okay, auntie, let's not talk about it, let's look at the pictures and talk. Fortunately, cameras are now installed in the streets..."

Xiao Yunhai deliberately looked diagonally upwards, pursed his lips, and said, "Where's the head? It's over, the head is gone, and if I keep entangled, there will be no head. I can't wash me if I jump into the Yellow River."

"Hahaha"

"No **, this guy is finished."

Zhang Ya stopped Xiao Yunhai and said, "what's the matter, do you still want to leave?"

Xiao Yunhai turned his head, a sly smile appeared on his face, and said, "I definitely won't be in a hurry, I have to run."

"Hahaha"