Entertainment Guru Rebirth

Chapter 827 The End of the Premiere

On the big screen, Black Skin opened a can on the bus and found the jackpot on the lid.

Heipi heard Xiaojun said he was going to Yanjing to receive the award, so he refused to go.

So Xiaojun and Dao Ge competed for the cover there.

But after fighting for a long time, I found that no one took the bait.

The passengers sitting next to them calmly watched their performances, holding their bags vigilantly.

Brother Dao took out 5,000 yuan and encouraged a middle-aged woman next to him, saying: "Eldest sister, I don't have enough money, I only have 5,000 yuan. Let's put it together and make up 10,000 yuan and give that prize. Buy it. After redeeming the prize, we are divided into half, do you like it?"

As soon as Brother Dao's words came out, everyone else on the bus got up and left.

Looking at the tricky tricks of the three of them, the fans burst into laughter.

"I can't take it anymore, these three people are really stupid enough."

"My stomach is bursting with laughter now, it's so interesting to see their expressions."

"Such a plot is something that Emperor Yun can come up with."

"Good film, absolutely good film."

"Oh, look, Emperor Yun is so handsome."

On the big screen, Mike, played by Xiao Yunhai, was dressed in cool clothes, black sunglasses, and a black suitcase.

Xiao Yunhai came to the roadside and took off his sunglasses,

Ready to reach for the car.

Hei Pi suddenly covered his eyes from behind: "Guess who I am?"

Xiao Yunhai frowned and said in standard Mandarin, "Sir, you've identified the wrong person."

At this time, Brother Dao and Xiaojun quickly picked up his suitcase and got into the taxi that had just stopped.

After the taxi left, Heipi let go of his hand, turned around and disappeared into the crowd behind him.

Xiao Yunhai rubbed his eyes, turned his head to take a look, and found that there was no one behind him. He was suddenly inexplicable. When he looked at his bag again, it was gone.

Xiao Yunhai looked at the crowd, turned around, and suddenly came up with a Chongqing dialect: "I'll hit your lungs."

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"The thief Mike is at this level, it's too poor."

"In the beginning, when Emperor Yun came out, I thought it was quite tall, and it didn't seem to fit well with the grass-roots temperament of the movie. Who would have thought that in the end there would be a sentence of "I'll hit your lungs", and it immediately blended perfectly with the movie. Get up. Great."

"The Emperor Yun is the Emperor Yun, and the film made is really good."

Next, two gangs of thieves surrounded Jade, you competed for each other, and fought with Bao Shihong several times, but Xie Xiaomeng didn't want Xie Xiaomeng to take advantage of the opportunity to take pictures and exchange Jade.

What is even more amusing is that Brother Dao's group of stupid thieves actually took the real jade and used the power of nine cows and two tigers to exchange for the fake jade.

Seeing Brother Dao's unbelievable face, everyone was amazed and laughed.

In the whole film, there is a small laugh in one minute and a big laugh in three minutes. All the movie theaters showing "Crazy Stone" have become a sea of ​​joy.

Countless classic sentences emerge in an endless stream, and fans can't stand it anymore.

"You women, you just don't understand, this stage is the rising stage of my career, how can I go away?"

"You insulted my personality first, and now you are insulting my IQ."

"This matter becomes a kidnapping. This is not our profession."

"Come if you want, leave if you want, the bus."

Seeing everyone's reaction in the movie hall, Xiao Yunhai's mind was completely relieved.

Huang Bo glanced around and said with a relaxed expression, "Third brother, we succeeded."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "That's right, it worked. With this "Crazy Stone" in front, your "Crazy Racing" will definitely be fine."

A smile appeared on Huang Bo's face, and he said to Xiao Yunhai gratefully, "Third brother, thank you, without you, I would not be where I am today."

From the beginning of his debut, with the help of Xiao Yunhai, Huang Bo's acting career has been smooth sailing. From an obscure student of the Yanjing Film Academy to today's iron-clad first-line star, every step of the way is very steady.

It could be said that these were brought to him by Xiao Yunhai.

"What are you doing when you say these things. Neck, come on, the road has already reached your feet, and it's up to you to see how you go. Remember, don't be fascinated by the entertainment circle."

"Don't worry, Brother Xiao, I understand."

Time flies, the movie reaches its final stages and all the bad guys get what they deserve.

Xiaojun asked the police to arrest him, and Xie Xiaomeng beat him into a pig head.

Hei Pi was trapped in the sewers, called the sky should not be, and the earth was not working.

Brother Dao grabbed the jade from Bao Shihong's hands on a motorcycle, but hit the door of the second generation of rich and killed him directly.

The funniest is the international thief Mike.

In order to get the jade, the employer was killed.

When he took out his mobile phone and called his employer, he was dumbfounded and said again, "I'll beat your lungs", which made the fans burst into laughter.

The jade that everyone had worked so hard to obtain finally fell into the hands of the kind and generous daughter-in-law Bao Shihong, which truly fulfilled the saying "good people get good rewards, bad people get bad rewards".

With the black skin being chased by the fat chef, there is no way to go to heaven and no way to go down, and the whole movie is over.

The lights were bright, Xiao Yunhai and the film creators lined up in a row and bowed to the audience in unison, in exchange for overwhelming applause and cheers from the fans.

Wang Li looked very excited. Looking at the fans under the stage, his face was almost bleeding with excitement: "Is this applause for us? It's great."

Although Lu Yi was in his forties, seeing this scene, he couldn't restrain his inner excitement, and said softly, "This feeling is really wonderful."

The prolonged applause lasted for a full minute, until Xiao Yunhai picked up the microphone, and the fans stopped.

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Do you think "Crazy Stone" is crazy enough?"

"enough."

What answered Xiao Yunhai was the unanimous shouts of the fans.

Xiao Yunhai asked again: "Then did you laugh?"

"Laughed."

"I'm almost laughing out of my mind."

"The plot is so clever."

Everyone was talking.

Xiao Yunhai said: "I am really relieved to hear your words. Now I will introduce to you, the actors of our crazy crew. This is Wang Li, the actor of the actor Bao Shihong, this is... ..”

After the premiere, Xiao Yunhai took everyone to find a place to celebrate.

It was not until eleven o'clock in the evening that Xiao Yunhai returned home.

After taking a shower, Xiao Yunhai turned on his computer, went to the movie-watching website, and checked the reviews of film critics and fans for "Crazy Stone".

One hundred and twenty-six expert film critics gave Xiao Yunhai a score of 7.82, and 132,800 fans gave Xiao Yunhai a score of 8.17.

This score is naturally incomparable to Xiao Yunhai's "Fighting Heroes", "Infernal Affairs", and "Inception", but among the recently released films, "Crazy Stone" is the highest.

The Hollywood blockbuster "Heroes of Fire", which was just released the day before yesterday, only got a score of 6.41 points.

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