Chapter 103: Hilarious (2)

Zhao Wanqing glanced at the lines and said, "Good words, very concise and reliable. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter among the roosters! Oh yeah!"

Looking at Zhao Wanqing's ridiculous actions and humorous lines, everyone fell into laughter again.

"One more side, you cut to use. Egg cock, fighter among cocks! Oh yeah! Another back, egg cock..."

Zhao Wanqing was recording her happiness when Xiao Yunhai rushed out in a hurry.

Zhao Wanqing said with an unhappy expression: "What are you doing, we are recording advertisements. What else, hurry up and give people a chicken, I have signed the contract. I will pay 40,000 people."

Xiao Yunhai pulled Zhao Wanqing aside and said, "You signed the contract, what are you doing in such a hurry. After the chicken is gone, the daughter-in-law has stewed it, just eat that."

When Zhao Wanqing heard this, the whole person was dumbfounded.

The audience laughed.

Zhao Wanqing closed her eyes and wanted to cry, but she couldn't cry. Holding there, Xiao Yunhai was startled, and she quickly patted her on the back, saying, "My wife, my wife. Baiyun, Baiyun, little one. Cloud~ Xiaoyun~ Look at me."

Zhao Wanqing swallowed that breath and cried, "The famine has become 40,000! Woohoo."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Wife, look at me. Don't worry, don't get angry. The old man is here. No, just look at my eyes and act. Make up for it."

Zhao Wanqing cried, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Yunhai comforted: "Don't cry. Okay, look at me, laugh a little, there is an old man, be good."

A series of interactions between the two,

The coordination is seamless, and a rural old man and an old lady are vividly portrayed.

In addition to admiration from the audience, they laughed and applauded.

Li Xun clapped his hands and praised: "If this is a play, the two of them will definitely be shortlisted for the best actor and actress."

Seeing Zhao Wanqing crying, Huang Bo asked, "Auntie was fine just now, what's wrong?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's over, tell me. I heard that the rooster was taken away, I feel bad. Oh, why are you crying, come, sit here."

Huang Bo said: "It's okay! I have feelings."

"Cooperation." Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing, then picked up the money on the table and said to Huang Bo, "You take this money first."

Huang Bo said quickly: "Uncle, you can't make this joke. If you want to refund the breach of contract, it's not 20,000. You have to double it, get 40,000, don't you, aunt?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "Why are you still screaming?"

Audience: "Hahahaha."

Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken?"

Zhao Wanqing said, "I can't hold you anymore."

Huang Bo's face changed and he asked, "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai said quickly, "I'm taking a nap."

"Pfft."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"That reason is genius."

Huang Bo asked in surprise: "The chicken takes a nap?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "This chicken, even laying eggs and croaking. This person is tired of doing two jobs. Come and drink. Do you think this chicken can be so valuable? Don't pay!"

Huang Bo said proudly: "Uncle, let me tell you the truth, this chicken is worthless if you put it in the hands of your second old man. already."

Xiao Yunhai asked tentatively, "Then how about the stew?"

The audience laughed again.

Huang Bo said: "That's also valuable!"

Xiao Yunhai rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, that means this chicken is a "famous chicken". No matter if it is alive or dead, even if it is stewed, it is still valuable!"

Huang Bo said: "That's right."

Zhao Wanqing said happily: "You are so talented!"

"Hahahahaha."

Xiao Yunhai picked up a piece of chicken and asked, "For example, if you are the chicken now, how much does it cost to eat a piece?"

Huang Bo said: "On this piece, if you don't give two thousand yuan, you have no right to eat it."

"Where's the chicken heart?"

"four thousand."

"Where's the chicken liver?"

"Six thousand."

"Where's the chicken kidney?"

"Eight thousand."

Xiao Yunhai said happily, "Enough is enough."

Zhao Wanqing grabbed Xiao Yunhai's arm and said, "Too talented."

"Oh, I'll go, that's fine too."

"It's really amazing that 20,000 yuan can be returned."

The scene was already laughing hard.

Xiao Yunhai kept feeding Huang Bo chicken.

Huang Bo said embarrassedly: "Uncle and aunt, you also eat, don't eat it alone. You eat."

Xiao Yunhai said: "No, our family can't afford it."

Audience: "Hahaha."

Huang Bo said: "Uncle, you can't drink any more. Anyway, you have to let me take the chicken away later."

Xiao Yunhai said: "I can't take you away! You can take it away."

Huang Bo asked puzzled, "Go away?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "To tell you the truth, the chicken you want is stewed by your daughter-in-law, and this is what she eats. However, the method is different according to your request. You said it was fried, but we stewed it. What's the price? , you have finished. Anyway, this is the situation. If you want to keep the 20,000 yuan, you can keep it. If you don't keep it, you can take it. If you are willing to eat 20,000 yuan, you can take it away. How does it look?"

Huang Bo was just dumbfounded there.

Zhao Wanqing gave Xiao Yunhai a fierce kiss on the face, and said excitedly, "You are so talented!"

At this point, the entire scene had completely exploded.

"too talented."

"If I was the planner, I wouldn't be crazy."

"Oh, I'm going, I can't take it anymore."

"I laughed so hard, I really can't laugh anymore."

Huang Bo was stunned for a while, and said, "Uncle and aunt, don't move, cooperate, I can't smash the chicken into my hands."

Holding the chicken pot, Huang Bo said to the camera passionately: "When people get angry, they tend to lose their minds. I used to be short of it. Ever since I ate the meat of this egg-laying rooster, hey, I've become smarter, I only eat a piece of meat. 20,000 yuan, it's really worth it!"

Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing pointed at him together and shouted, "You are so talented!"

With the crazy laughter and applause of the audience, the whole sketch came to an end.

"Hey, I'm going, I'm really going to die of laughter."

"It's obviously more fun to watch the scene than to watch TV."

"Empress Yunqing is amazing, my stomach hurts from laughing."

The juniors and juniors in the audience applauded and talked a lot.

At the star guest seat, Yan Chunling sighed: "The acting is amazing. It's amazing to be in your 20s and perform in your 50s."

Li Xindao: "As expected of an actor and an actress, the gap between us is really too far. Even that Huang Bo is much better than me in terms of acting skills. Junior classmates of this level who graduated in 1999 All the bulls, let us seniors and sisters feel so good.”

Backstage at the performance, Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing, and Huang Bo clapped their hands to celebrate the success of the sketch.

Yu Yuexian, who was about to appear, shook his head and sighed, "You act like this, what should we do next?"

The play she plays is a girl who just graduated from school. For her dream, she worked hard in the entertainment industry, overcame many difficulties, and finally her dream came true. Among them, there are many places that are very touching.

Xiao Yunhai's sketch made everyone laugh, and it was undoubtedly too difficult for Yuexian to change their emotions.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Sister Yu, I believe in your strength, there must be no problem. I have to go and remove my makeup quickly. After your show is over, I have to go on stage to sing a song."

Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "Come on, Sister Yu."

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